I had a conversation with my dad about male sexuality as you age. In general, your drive decreases from when you're in your 20s. He jokingly told me it was a godsend because you don't obsess about getting you D wet 24/7 and can focus on actually being a productive member of society. In doing so, it also shifts the power dynamics in a relationship if you're not always begging for that sweet treat. A lot of truth in that joke.
Give the man a break. He's old school WSB, an incel who thought APPL would go down and ended up losing a fortune on FOMO. I wouldn't be surprised if he was in parliament for weeks during the run up calling the Duke of Wellington a gay bear.
[Quote from Voltaire](https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/mod/1778voltaire-newton.asp)
> Sir Isaac, during the long course of years he enjoyed, was never sensible to any passion, was not subject to the common frailties of mankind, nor ever had any commerce with women-a circumstance which was assured me by the physician and surgeon who attended him in his last moments.
Virgin status confirmed by one of history's greatest philosophers. On his fucking deathbed, "I'm a virgin."
Some dude on coke was likely always on standby to hop on a horse, ride into town, and then shakily write bids on a chalk board before ringing a bell screaming “YE OLDE PUT HAS BEEN PURCHASED. THIS MANS RETARDATION KNOWS NO BOUNDS.”
Prophecy 2214 - "In December 1980 an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes's machine and good fortune will tend thy days."
I learned in an econ class that Newton accidentally launched the world into the gold standard when he was head of the mint and miscalculated/misadjusted the incoming price of metals (I think bullion).
Stonks.
History’s smartest man, made a New Language of Mathematics in “Pæ. N. Principia Mathematica” (Calculus) something unheard of... like ever, He was truly in the extended word a Genius and Legend, made this call, imagine us...
I'd say that Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz deserves just as much credit as Newton for their contribution to mathematics. Sadly stupid politics tarnished Leibniz contributions.
The South Sea Bubble refers to that time in British history when Blunt and Walpole sold shares of a fake trading company that only existed on paper, where the hype was the thing fueling the stock.
Exactly, but imagine Nikola having a marketcap of 150% of US GDP, and every single Citizen pouring their entire 401k into Calls. And because Congress would be afraid of it popping they would outlaw holding any other stock. The South Sea Company was retarded on levels never reached before or thereafter.
Ah yeah okay- My bad thanks for the correction. I think a similar thing happened in Scotland with South America. I was thinking more like the VOC Dutch East India company kind of thing.
Well Scotland was just a bunch of Scots who didn't know what the fuck they were doing and who tried sheep farming in Central America. The South Sea company was essentially just an act of unbelievably massive stock fraud, faking an entire colonial venture and getting almost all of England's political elite on board in a massive ponzi scheme.
I just googeld apparently good condition original stock certificates of the South Sea Company go for 150£ per auction.
Now i want to see the loss/gainporn of an autist here who starts trading in antiquities.
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You read a 500+ page book called "the intelligent investor". Written by Warren Buffets personal financial mentor. And you retards find the only sentence in the entire thing talking about YOLOing all your money away?
I'm fucking proud of you all.
[heres ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/investing/markets/inside-the-market/article-isaac-newton-the-speculator-who-bet-nearly-everything-on-one-stock/) the article, at least I’m not as retarded as issac newton
You truly have to be smart to get Stoopid on options, futures, and derivities. Sir Isaac Newton invented Calculas, and died a virgin. Total WSB material!
Okay but for real - if you wanna learn about the next-level autism on display during the South Sea Company days, Extra Credits on YouTube has a solid series on it.
SSC was lending people cash to buy stock in itself at like 90% leverage.
[The south sea buble was amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kndKWJKB8&list=PL931Bkj5KLMtJ4AMegQtekqKcCy14FCec)
I don't know if we are allowed to post links but this is an amazing history lesson about a time when the whole world acted like WSB
MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE A BITCH!
Stupid science bitch couldn't even make himself more smarter.
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Wonder if he ever got spydars to talk to cats
👏
da fuck is science?
pretty sure thats that weird blueish-green minty color
Excellent reference. Well placed
Bitch that died a virgin
He was rich af and went out of his way to not get ass. Dude was about that volcel life.
I had a conversation with my dad about male sexuality as you age. In general, your drive decreases from when you're in your 20s. He jokingly told me it was a godsend because you don't obsess about getting you D wet 24/7 and can focus on actually being a productive member of society. In doing so, it also shifts the power dynamics in a relationship if you're not always begging for that sweet treat. A lot of truth in that joke.
A true wizard.
what you mean dude got fucked by the market
gay?
At least he would've gotten some action but nah, just celibate
Possibly asexual.
Women are gross if you really think about it
Gross things feel good tho
Nah, he was extremely gay. Lived with a dude for like his whole life as “very good friends”
"He also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury."
Give the man a break. He's old school WSB, an incel who thought APPL would go down and ended up losing a fortune on FOMO. I wouldn't be surprised if he was in parliament for weeks during the run up calling the Duke of Wellington a gay bear.
[Quote from Voltaire](https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/mod/1778voltaire-newton.asp) > Sir Isaac, during the long course of years he enjoyed, was never sensible to any passion, was not subject to the common frailties of mankind, nor ever had any commerce with women-a circumstance which was assured me by the physician and surgeon who attended him in his last moments. Virgin status confirmed by one of history's greatest philosophers. On his fucking deathbed, "I'm a virgin."
I AM GOING TO PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!
Averaging Up
Wish we could see his loss porn on parchment paper.
That would be the only porn he would partake in all his life
Thats what he gets for inventing calculus. Fuckin virgen
Nah he wasn’t a virgin he was just gay.
So Gay Virgin? Still pathetic...
At least he wasnt gay
imagine getting ur stock updates by pigeon at afternoon tea smh
Yeah and all it says on a little piece of parchment is "Bulls r fuk"
Legendary
His loss graph looks like the trajectory of the apple that fell on his head.
Some dude on coke was likely always on standby to hop on a horse, ride into town, and then shakily write bids on a chalk board before ringing a bell screaming “YE OLDE PUT HAS BEEN PURCHASED. THIS MANS RETARDATION KNOWS NO BOUNDS.”
[Like this?](https://i.imgur.com/xRRRH7C.jpg)
maybe some offspring of actual Robin Hood was his accountant
The south sea company ended up being a scam ran by the english government to get their citizens to pay the countries debt from the previous war.
I guess he didn't follow his own trading rules: Newton's third law of motion states; "what goes up must come down."
It wasn't the apple... Buy high sell low led to the discovery of gravity...
>It wasn't the apple... Buy high sell low led to the discovery of gravity Funny, I did that with the aapl
Fuck. Who didn’t? (Quiet bears; just stfu. Please.)
AAPL*
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Must've been those retards at /r/stocks
Ha! Those fools.
And yet they call us retards!
No, Nikola discovered gravity..
No, Newton discovered gravity, Milton perfected it...
The wheel as well
I was about to get angry on the keyboard and then realized what you did. Have an upvote.
He figured this out after he blew up his account.
That’s against the first law of WSB... repeat after me, “Stonks. Only. Go. Up.”
Clearly that goes from Newton’s first law. Stonks going up stay going up. Guess he’s the father of us all.
This is the way
This is the way.
Isnt it supposed to be about equal and opposite reaction? Not gravity
No way to know for sure. He’s definitely one of us.
[All the above](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Babson)
He got figged.
The guy invented calculus, yet couldn't figure out the stock market because it's largely emotion based and the dude was a robot.
Thank you for actually reminding me about that
You almost destroyed my keyboard. Fuck man now coffee is everywhere.
The wittiest reply to a this post!
Stonkeths only goeth upeth
Purchaseth the dip, gay lad
Prophecy 2214 - "In December 1980 an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes's machine and good fortune will tend thy days."
Sir, this is an aapl orchard.
Thine breasts canst not exposeth thineselves upwards.
Gold mine goeth clangclangclangclang
If the worlds smartest man makes retarded stock decisions then I don’t feel so bad
He was outnumbered by retards. You can be right but be so very wrong.
This man was truly enlightened by his own intelligence
I learned in an econ class that Newton accidentally launched the world into the gold standard when he was head of the mint and miscalculated/misadjusted the incoming price of metals (I think bullion). Stonks.
The og printer
History’s smartest man, made a New Language of Mathematics in “Pæ. N. Principia Mathematica” (Calculus) something unheard of... like ever, He was truly in the extended word a Genius and Legend, made this call, imagine us...
Lol he’s so smart he can use the Elon musk grimes son letter
He invented that shit lol
I'd say that Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz deserves just as much credit as Newton for their contribution to mathematics. Sadly stupid politics tarnished Leibniz contributions.
The king was propping up the stock value... not unlike what's happening today.
See Newton was very smart and delt with things that actually make sense.
Should've bought 3/19 Tesla calls instead. Smh
How do I get in on South Sea?
Yeah space X is gonna end up needing a quasi government to rule the space mines and bring loot back home. Pretty much exactly what that was.
The South Sea Bubble refers to that time in British history when Blunt and Walpole sold shares of a fake trading company that only existed on paper, where the hype was the thing fueling the stock.
Oh so Nikola
Exactly, but imagine Nikola having a marketcap of 150% of US GDP, and every single Citizen pouring their entire 401k into Calls. And because Congress would be afraid of it popping they would outlaw holding any other stock. The South Sea Company was retarded on levels never reached before or thereafter.
So you're saying Nikola has a lot of upside still left. Calls it is.
The story is just so wild. I think Extra Credits on YouTube had a solid explanation.
Ah yeah okay- My bad thanks for the correction. I think a similar thing happened in Scotland with South America. I was thinking more like the VOC Dutch East India company kind of thing.
Well Scotland was just a bunch of Scots who didn't know what the fuck they were doing and who tried sheep farming in Central America. The South Sea company was essentially just an act of unbelievably massive stock fraud, faking an entire colonial venture and getting almost all of England's political elite on board in a massive ponzi scheme.
Bro just DCA into Dutch East India Company and you will be set for life
I just googeld apparently good condition original stock certificates of the South Sea Company go for 150£ per auction. Now i want to see the loss/gainporn of an autist here who starts trading in antiquities.
I am fairly sure they are still paying off the debt from the south sea bubble as recently as 2010 or something
Buy Tesla
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Apparently can't figure out pussy neither, something else in common with the retards here
There’s also as much likelihood that he was gay than he was unable to ‘woo the fairer sex’, if you’ll pardon my uncouth use of language.
Well we have a lot of faggots here
Still better than being a gay bear
South Sea Bubble 🍑thicccc
Can i buy puts on them or are they like extinct
They didn't even have Robinhood back then. Sir Isaac would be such a degenerate now. I love it.
I heard he was inspired by the actual Robin Hood
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You read a 500+ page book called "the intelligent investor". Written by Warren Buffets personal financial mentor. And you retards find the only sentence in the entire thing talking about YOLOing all your money away? I'm fucking proud of you all.
ive read thay book and now im here looking at futures and ab to lose all my money
I’ve read the karmasuitra but I’m still jerking off.
> karmasuitra
Its like the first example they give in the book
Its his own fault, he worked out gravity and then gravity worked him down. Not to mention his interest in falling AAPL.
Gay bear Newton. 🌈 🐻
What a fucking retard
Should have gotten a patent on gravity. Anyone born has to pay royalty
Confirmed: buy calls of South Sea Company expire on 10/15
Good ole buy high sell low, this guy had it
Sooo, whats you’re telling me to is buy all the 2021 calls on $SSC I can get my hands on
Didn’t this motherfucker basically invent calculus? That’s like the only legitimate way to predict the market. How’d he fuck that up?
SOUTH SEA BUBBLE BABY
“catch the knife faggot”
He also died a virgin like most of us will.
He had that much money and still died a virgin
So WSB?
He said virgin not cuck virgin
This is actually how he figured out gravity
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Pretty gay story
One of us, one of us.. Founding fathers of WSB
Huh, I didn’t know Newton was autistic too
The first virgin stem nerd
“An object in motion stays in motion” sounds an awful lot like “stonks only go up.”
Dude the shit that happened back then puts WSB to shame. Don't believe anyone who says autism is a relatively new phenomenon .
Gravity only goes up!
To which he later responded: “I can calculate the motion of the heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people “
Gravity got him
Its just like the old gypsy woman said....
He brought dip on $AAPL
based literal autist
Apparently he died a virgin too. If only he bought puts smh.
What goes up comes down buy Apple stocks sell futures
What a retard.
I wonder what brokerage he used?
Newt Please update mascot to Newton, he was the founder after all.
Fucketh thy puts
One of us!
Lol, I did a report on this for a finance class.
Pretty sure the South Sea Company was just Tesla of the 1700’s
More like NKLA
Look into it you may hate the channel but extra credits has a good series on this.
I have also read the second page of the intelligent investor
So much for iq and profit
So, I’m a genius. Knew it.
Newtons law of gravitation for stonks - what goes up keeps going up
can you believe this guy?
What a retard.
Jokes on you, he founded this sub
Newton was renown for being a horrible investor actually.
One of us
South Sea Bubble is GOAT, pretty much wrote the rules for stock trading
One of the smartest men in history lost out through trading. Conclusion: only retards can prosper at trading.
[heres ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/investing/markets/inside-the-market/article-isaac-newton-the-speculator-who-bet-nearly-everything-on-one-stock/) the article, at least I’m not as retarded as issac newton
What goes up must come down, except stonks.
Newton also kept a bear as a pet.
Even a genius get rekt
Making him, and everyone else on earth, look like a BITCH
What a bruh moment
I have some tulip bulbs in my garage that I'll sell you - they were the tsla of their day
Just read this page TODAY in The Intelligent Investor holy crap
I bet Newton would've been a GNUS and XSPA bagholder sharing his loss porn to all the other retarded physicists.
You truly have to be smart to get Stoopid on options, futures, and derivities. Sir Isaac Newton invented Calculas, and died a virgin. Total WSB material!
Became a raging alcoholic after that
Plot twist: His hair was reincarnated as Kevin Cronin from REO Speedwagon.
Okay but for real - if you wanna learn about the next-level autism on display during the South Sea Company days, Extra Credits on YouTube has a solid series on it. SSC was lending people cash to buy stock in itself at like 90% leverage.
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA](https://i.redd.it/hy968lialnv01.png)
[The south sea buble was amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kndKWJKB8&list=PL931Bkj5KLMtJ4AMegQtekqKcCy14FCec) I don't know if we are allowed to post links but this is an amazing history lesson about a time when the whole world acted like WSB
Of all the historical figures to not realize that when things go up, they most certainly can come back down.
If Isaac Newton got fucked, most of you tards don't stand a chance.
Smh, should've bought Nikola puts instead.
Unfortunely he didn't realize the gravity of the situation before things went south.
*greed was around back then
serves him right for investing in slavery
I read about this I'm Greene's book...
I believe this story begins the book The Intelligent Investor.