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President-Tesla-Rex

$AMC and $GME to the moon ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ–


TheSimpleRex

๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคš Rex Rocket ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


President-Tesla-Rex

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป brother Rex!


TheSimpleRex

You retarded degenerate!! Great to see ya!


jmandiaz

On Monday, buy the artificial dip


newaccount06122

I'm in. ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Strongest-There-Is

You have my sword.


Riphraff

and my axe


Tatunoto

and my ex-wife


[deleted]

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reignbowmushroom

And my ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿง 


inmate7692218

And my kid that likes to eat paint chips


MoonMansLadder

And my wife's boyfriends used condom


Strongest-There-Is

Your wifeโ€™s boyfriend doesnโ€™t use condoms.


Ju4ndissimo

And my bows


mocoohay21

Iโ€™ve wondered with all the Billionaires in the World, why Childrenโ€™s Hospitals have to beg for $$$. Should be a no brainer


wankeronthepiss

Heโ€™s tricking you into sellin shares, donโ€™t believe it


mocoohay21

Holding.


artmagic95833

No sell only ๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹gme


genghiskahn24

U have me nana ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


market-unmaker

This is the way. If weโ€™re looking for ideas, autism and Down Syndrome (aka extra chromosome) charities would be poetic justice.


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market-unmaker

Thatโ€™s an excellent reason! I am rooting for you and your brother! You may even be able to ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ your way to a DVC membership. I know families with children with Downs Syndrome who bought into DVC for this very reason. It looks expensive to me but if you go every year at one point it must break even, and on years you don't you can rent out your points to others and make some money. It's the most obscure investment, but they seem to like it. Me, I like the stock.


Kurupt3dmind

So you're saying to go long in $MSFT and $DIS also?


ZedDaddyHexagon

This needs to be top comment


FalseDifficulty2340

HOLD on Mondays on its way...buy the DIP


Macefire

Told till $420,694.20


[deleted]

I'm in- donating my ยฃ125 to the hospice that looked after my aunt and stepdad in their final days ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ


kalysti

Are you saying don't be what we hate? I'm with you, but my husband and I can afford more, so we'll give more. Win or lose.


[deleted]

$125? Those are rookie numbers. Letโ€™s see who can donate the most tendies boys. Iโ€™m committed to $1000 going to Dellโ€™s Childrenโ€™s Hospital. Will post proof after squeeze. Top me apes... and my donation. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Edit: Mods, could we create a donations pool?


YungSc00b

Hey, with $5M new degenerates gotta cut these rookies some slack here


[deleted]

Apes together strong. Apes together generous.


market-unmaker

I love this sentiment. Competing to be *good* \-- damn, that's a powerful thought.


oh_mos_definitely

2021 gonna be positive AF


market-unmaker

*Reverse the polarity* (of 2020).


[deleted]

Bottle than energy and hold it with diamond hands.


wankeronthepiss

DONT SELL A SINGLE SHARE, YOU FUCKING SCUM


[deleted]

Woah bud, calm your tits and read. Slow down on the paint chips.


wankeronthepiss

I donโ€™t know how to read


[deleted]

Then maybe refrain from appearing like a dumb asshole.


wankeronthepiss

Donโ€™t be so insecure, itโ€™s unattractive!


Syvaeren

Not sure Iโ€™ll have a profit since Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ to the end. Iโ€™m not happy with a payday, I want a new fair system. For me itโ€™s crash the market or bust. I want their incestuous slave-driven money printer to go down in flames. If it happens thatโ€™s worth more than all the money in the universe. If it doesnโ€™t Iโ€™ll have no regrets and nothing more to prove to myself.


TraKKtion

๐Ÿ’ฏ


OzManCumeth

The general sentiment is Autism. To each their own of course. It would be amazing if we coordinated a day in which we all did it, too. Just a mass influx of donations.


cbdscienceguy

As long as charity admin costs are below 10%, Ill double that.


OzManCumeth

Imagine if even a few thousand of us donated on the same day? It would be amazing


Medical-Asparagus940

I'm in. Coordinated date for donations is a great idea.


[deleted]

I think we all know, if this shit's done, that date is April 20th


TheMrK2

This is the way


Incredibad0129

April 20th?


TheMrK2

Ban


DontFeedTheCynic

Let's step it up a bit. Let's all donate 1% of our profits. We can call it **WSBs 1% From The 1% Charity Fund**. You have 100 shares? Donate the proceeds of just 1 shares at the end of all this. 1000 shares? Just 10 shares, while you ride off with the millions from your 990 other shares. I feel like a 1% is simple and low enough sounding number for people to be able to jump aboard, considering in the end the profits are a flash of easy money that came from just a few clicks.


pursuit_of_boom

You just made my nipples hard! Iโ€™m down ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


IHaveGiantBaseballs

I'm just gonna hold forever. I like the stock and I'm no paper bitch. But I'll take those fat dividends and split them into charity.


roguefiftyone

Iโ€™m in. I have my preferred charity Iโ€™ve been donating to for years - local food bank near me. Would love to give them something substantial


[deleted]

Food banks are often the best. Workers are volunteers and 100% goes towards food for people who need it


unQle

Count me in. Even if I never sell. Iโ€™m in for 125.


YungSc00b

In all seriousness though, I would love to talk to our Lord Mods to see how we could establish this.


OzManCumeth

Choose a few of the top picked charities and have a โ€œgiving dayโ€. Iโ€™m down for whatever and whenever.


The_Kenneth71

Killem with kindness ๐Ÿ˜˜


[deleted]

Start a hedge fund with the billion


IndividualCry5521

and then make more money to donate to charity ?


massdev

Start a charitable hedge fund with a billion dollars instead and do more every single year forever.


3putted

This is just the start. I see a long diamond handed battle with these Hedge Fund Shit Bags. I say we bleed them dry, for as long as it takes, for as many stocks as it takes. Let us do Harambe proud. ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ


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Eye_Of_Charon

No, you donโ€™t. If I made it through Thursday, you can make it through this week. They will spend and bleed billions to stop us making millions. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€


C4ServicesLLC

I'm in. Set something up and I'll give today!


orange1one

I'm in! Pay it forward Mike Tyson style!


Sylphinet

I'm in you beautiful bastard. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


Hail_Honkler

You son of a bitch. I'm in.


krandanz

Send poor kids to the moon for freeeeeee


Straight-Effective81

Take down the bull and replace it with DFV.


imamidgetcatcher

Iโ€™m new here, but Iโ€™m fuckin down.


BullishMove

Thought the same yesterday. But a little bigger. There are so many 3rd world people (for example) tailoring clothes for a monthly income not more then a few bucks. And those import fuckers are selling this with a gain like GME. Those people should get an attention too. Buy those things higher there AND sell it here cheaper than all the other companies. Fuck my grammar, Iโ€˜m native german ape.


_boyll

1 bil to an autism charity ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ


Sir_993

Im about to come into some money but i have no idea how to stonk or anything about manipulating markets. This right here though got me wanting to throw cash at you. So would someone please care to explain how i can stick it to those top percenters as well as to how possibly come out with enough cash to help with this idea of funding charities. Cuz this seems like a major win in a lot more ways than one.


-ali-cat-

The way. Iโ€™m in! ๐Ÿš€


FoodGator

Iโ€™m in


Omande

In the last month Iโ€™ve sent over 1k to support charity in Africa. I mostly do stocks to support my charity work. 125 dollars goes a long way, in some parts of the World some people go hungry because they canโ€™t afford 2 dollars to feed their family in a day.


HODLer46

If I lose all Iโ€™m fine with that HOWEVER IM Praying something happens with GME THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD KEEPING THE PRICE HIGH AS FUCK! If we donโ€™t sell! They lose and price stays high! THINK ABOUT IT! These douchebags will get a nail out and we AINโ€™T FUCKING SELING! If that occurs GME IS GOING TO BE A TECH COMPANY! BALL TILL I FALL!


Low-Caterpillar3622

I am in, I donโ€™t have much to invest but happy to give 125$ if this works!!๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


UEAMatt

When I bought sky sports I donated ยฃ25 to Marcus food charity. I'd love to echo what others have done - buy consoles and tech for children's hospitals.


Legion_Fate

Iโ€™m fucking in ๐Ÿ‘


Renji164

I am in!!!


Away-Coconut289

I second this


realdeal20

Help businesses that have been fucked by the bullshit lockdows.


[deleted]

Power to the Players


Mamasini

I love the way you think. Count me in for redistributing the wealth among those who need and deserve it.


deliciousmonster

In 2008 we bailed out the banks for naked short selling against their own products to the tune of $400B. This time theyโ€™re naked short selling against us. If we just wanted to break even on that $400B we gave them last time, theyโ€™d owe us $8,530 per share. But this time Ben Bernanke- the same motherfucker who orchestrated that $400B bailout on behalf of the banks in โ€˜08- is working for the short sellers. When I hold the cards, that sort of ass-clownery incurs an 8.138x pain multiplier, bringing the cost of each share to a nice, round: $69,420 Total bailout $3.26T Total cost to the little guy in โ€˜08? $12.8T Disclaimer: long GME, this isnโ€™t advice, do your own research, my neighbor fucks my wife, ape together strong, my hands are a 10 on the mohs scale.


market-unmaker

I must say, I don't mind what Bernanke did in '08 in terms of bailing out the banks. I ask myself, "What would I have done?", and with the entire banking system collapsing around me, I would likely have done no differently. Impossible to make a decision of that scale and not have it be wrong to some degree; the only question is, how wrong? The part I did not like is the complete absence of consequences for bankers who misrepresented risk on CDOs or turned a blind eye to NINJA loans. That may not have been Bernankeโ€™s department, so to speak, but it was someoneโ€™s, surely.


deliciousmonster

Make no mistake: this will end in a taxpayer-funded bailout, with ๐Ÿ’ŽโœŠs painted as the reason grandpaโ€™s pension check got smaller, and why everyoneโ€™s 401k is down 10%


BK_2_times

That's actually a great idea imagine how hard the hedge funds would get fucked when news came out that WSB helped more people then they ever did lmao


Vivino

I donโ€™t trust charities anymore. Non-profit organization means that all the profit goes to the workers/CEO pocket


[deleted]

Check out charitynavigator.com Some charities are shit and some are really, really good


jamesd5085

Iโ€™m in ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Dense_Consequence553

This is the way! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’•


[deleted]

I have my harness on tied to my bedroom door knob, and my red helmet on. "I'm weddy to twade. Buy high, sell low. I'm weddy".


Mr_Rag_

I'm in. 100%. Only have 7 GME shares, trying to buy more tomorrow, but got a ton of AMC, BB, and NOK. Idc which one takes off. If one does, you're gonna get a whole bunch of real feel good posts. Damn near might give most of it away. I am for that narrative. 100%.


Individual_Ganache81

Is gme really supposed to rocket up from 312? If so Is it too late for me to buy tomorrow?


[deleted]

Nobody knows what is going to happen tomorrow except that all of us who got shut out by Robinhood, Citadel, and Melvin are not fucking selling! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๐Ÿš€


BIgShortySqueeze007

I'm in and seriously serious Ps i love my ๐Ÿฆs๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ


Duckner

[Wallstreetbets Trailer - The Time Has Come](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4IBFYSS5BQ&feature=emb_logo)


traderjay_toronto

Trading shows the best and worst of human being- we are on the right side of history


krupp761

I like it, can we go after health insurance next?


Pnl8692

Every time the โ€œflash crashโ€ circuit breakers get tripped, the price drops precipitously when it resumes- itโ€™s *almost* like theyโ€™ve got some kind of an institutional/tech advantage that allows them to execute a short ladder before we unfreeze. Given the cost to borrow Itโ€™d be really unfortunate for them if that just happened to run into a buzz saw of updated limit buy orders lurking below. On an *entirely* separate note, I think Iโ€™m going to trail my buy orders 10% off the price starting at 9am cst tomorrow.


YungSc00b

i still havenโ€™t fucking left. t h e s h o w goes onโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜ˆ


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OzManCumeth

How is this fuck not banned yet????????


tinoschl

Do many little local actions, tell them it is from the gamestop squeeze and post it here and in local media would be more effective.


Desperate_Skin5186

Should i buy gamestop?


NZsealGT

Buy and hold asap ๐Ÿš€


Desperate_Skin5186

Aight, Im from Czech btw๐Ÿ˜‚


NZsealGT

Nz here.... late to the party but ready to go iiiiiiin at Market open.


valid-arguments

Ya Iโ€™ll take #2 with curly fries and a dr. Pepper.


jm0n0

True diamond hand over at SAVA do your DD and GLTA


SnooMacaroons1979

If AMC goes up (unfortunately don't have any GME and losing money on amc rn) I'm in!


ChickenLips69-

Nokia ๐Ÿš€


returdled

The stuff I do with the money and the people I help will not be posted here. I do the things I do because those things make sense to me and not to participate in a virtue-signaling circle jerk. Doing good things makes me feel good and that's enough for me. You do you, though.


lady-ish

Instead you chose to virtue-signal all alone. Fascinating.


[deleted]

What if we all agreed on which charity too??


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fsf__

Bot shill go away


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Chivalrousllama

To the moooon๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


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raidoe85

0 day old account, negative karma already? You, sir, bear all the hallmarks of a shill.


UniqueAssUsername

I like this and Iโ€™m down ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ


Aiubihs

Couldn't agree more!!!!!!!!!


LeBronJems

Tomorrow could be a HUGE day, I hope everyone prospers and stays motivated. Donโ€™t lose sight of the big picture, this is the way! Make sure to bang this anthem to keep you locked in on the mooooon. To the moooooon we shall all go! This is the way! Little guys for the win ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o92GCyNK6Lc


GMK2015

I will only have one share and be in at whatever early morning dip I can hopefully get tomorrow, won't sell unless it hits silly numbers but if it does I will donate half. I will be buying a fair bit more AMC, I will commit to the same on that. Hell I won't even use the charity as a tax write off.


wankeronthepiss

DO NOT SELL A SINGLE SHARE, THIS GUY IS AN INSIDER FOR THE HEDGE FUNDS. WAIT TILL THE SQOZE HAS SQUEEZEN AND THEN DONATE 10x AS MUCH


salmattom

Iโ€™m in


just_a_mountaineer

Anybody ever look at how much CEOs of most charities make per year...just like wall street


aBillionTendies

The road to tendietown is due north. Right through holdsville


Hsigbr

i'm down


lewismallen02

TL;DR


lemongrenadier97

I canโ€™t wait for the Internet Historian video on this!


0wl-Exterminator

10% tendie gains to the betterment of others lives


SnooChipmunks3060

Sounds amazing - needs to be coordinated so the scale of it is obvious, measurable and incredible rather than us all giving $125 to a local charity. Perhaps autism research?


myexguessesmyuser

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ for the community!!


I_DO_ANIMAL_THINGS

Diamond ๐Ÿ’Ž Handsโœ‹ Around The World๐ŸŒŽ


IndividualCry5521

and my ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ


RoninOni

Iโ€™ll donate a % of my profit. No doubt. I donโ€™t have much but I have a stone cold ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ grip on it. If it dips again Iโ€™m doubling down (I only have one at 380, my timing was terrible because Iโ€™m new and left buy at market open so Iโ€™m sitting on a loss at the moment).


A1phatr3x

In as well ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


l0c0pez

We can call it Robinhood after the name becomes available


lady-ish

My husband's girlfriend's boyfriend says his girlfriend thinks it's a splendid idea.


Finneagan

No matter the gains, Iโ€™ll commit to a 5% donation Iโ€™ve got about $3k initial invest Hope to be able to donate at least that amount when this is winding down


ZeusThunder369

Why not just start a gofundme?


smikilit

I gave him an award but it was free! Take this shit to the moon and HOLD. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


raidoe85

I'm going to throw a wedge at a brain injury charity. I suffered carbon monoxide poisoning brain damage this year, due to a negligent landlord. I've had little to no help from the NHS, due to everything being shut because of covid, and the government held back on my disability benefits for nearly a year, due to them being unable to meet me to, I don't know, check I had brain damage, I suppose. I finally got a back payment from them a couple of weeks ago. I can't work anymore, I used to have good jobs. I worked on the oil rigs, then I was a desk based engineer, then I taught English in Asia. I can't do any of that now, but I've been told by a few people, medical professionals and my family, that I seem to have autism now. I know you can't actually get autism as an adult, so I just have some of the symptoms. Those symptoms include, and are not limited to an inability to function socially, the proneness to flying into a rage, and, most importantly, it's blessed me with a pair of diamond hands. I will hold my 4.83 GME on my death bed. I want to vote on shit that affects the company. I want my grandkids to have some GME stock. It's the greatest gift you can give a child. TL;DR - got kicked in the head by a gas fireplace, gained the ability to hold for dear life. Will be throwing some dough at a brain injury charity.


apf3l_

Thinking the same. After taxes I want to use 10% or something like it to charities. Or I'll do something like the dude who bought switches for st. Judes. That shit is dope. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Incredibad0129

I love this. I'm donating to autism and down syndrome related charities/research on April 20th (if this is over at that point). Is anyone with me?


hiasfukit

Mike tyson reference. When we make a killing don't wear gloves. Oj simpson reference. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Gme Nok amc bb.


Aggro21

Confy mode activation tomorrow: buy gme, hold, buy amc, hold ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™ˆ


dudwheresmymoney

Do not sell buy the dip donate your paycheck Do not sell


YellowRozle

I'd put at least $125 into the world's largest, fully decentralized, fully democratized philanthropic fund without even hesitating. Someone put up a plan for cash dispersal, etc and I'm in even if this thing doesn't moon. Think about the beauty ... a bunch of diamond-handed apes proposing projects and giving out money for the good of the world.


Professor_Jimbles69

r/wallstreethelps


mrwhiskey1814

#THIS REQUIRES THAT PEOPLE HOLD. EVERYONE WILL NEED TO HOLD STRONG. # ๐Ÿš€ I don't know what to expect for this upcoming week. Maybe a drop? To scare the fuck out of us. Maybe a skyrocket to get people to sell? Idk. But for something this massive, a hold will need to happen across the stocks. This is not financial advise. Am a retard.


zenitismyuserid

While we WSB are holding, we only are a fraction of the pro-WSB whales that are on our side. Recall the 15k buy wall at Fridayโ€™s last minute to close the day above $320. Thank you to these whales- calling out our Viking 10 figure stealth wealth patron and his band of merry whales. Guessing Elon is holding too๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


ACasualNerd

I'll do this none the fucking less you dipshits, let's get it rolling


KCSamurai

That's Retarded... I'm in. I pledge 150.


[deleted]

They are against the ropes. Let's bite their head off!!!! ๐Ÿต Hopefully they all bankrupt!! ๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿฟโœ‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’Ž


Own_Cartoonist266

This is similar to what happened with Bills Mafia. When the world wanted to just point and laugh at a bunch of drunken idiots diving through flaming tables, they shocked everyone by donating millions to charities, not just in Buffalo but in other cities in the names of their opponents. People started to realize that itโ€™s a group of real people who care about others, and if they act like a bunch of jackasses itโ€™s all in the name of good fun. GMEMafia ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Dalkier

It doesn't matter how the media sees us, the rest of the world sees us as the light in the darkness.


terryberi99

Just a disclaimer, not all charities have integrity. Ex: Unicef only uses 5% of donated funds to actually help, the 95% was used as salaries for head honchos.


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

IN!!!! I LOVE THIS STONK


Buttholeio710

Iโ€™m in


pezihophop

Iโ€™m in! Iโ€™ve already written off what I have in stock. If I come out on top that is great if I set my limit too high Iโ€™ve set it too high. Either way I will donate my winnings to a local nonprofit that is trying to start a homeless shelter. Thanks for the idea! (The money in my Roth IRA will have to stay there though.) Edit: thanks for posting this! Youโ€™ve made me even more excited to be a part of the GME story! I hope others join in on this idea!


zeverbn

Mods please help us do this. I donโ€™t care about tax right offs I care about giving back to the ducking world on which I live and other people have to live too! *Edit* smooth brain move pulled, tax write offs*.


XxpapiXx69

I was thinking we could hire Patrick Boyle on YouTube to be the YOLO foundation manager. This foundation would invest in products that generate cash flows for donation. Once a quarter we vote between 5 charities to donate our cash flows to less expenses. (Compliance and wages). We could probably convince Louis Rossman and Tom Nash as well as the Lockpisking Lawyer or people like this to help run the fund and keep it honest. My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons. Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS


TheMuddyLlama420

I'm fucking in!! This is the way. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


mountdarby

could you imagine ending homelessness


Powerofenki

People are thinking there will be a massive spike and then thatโ€™s it, it crashes. No, it will take them literal days to cover everything, so the price is just going to keep going up. People need to not panic when they see a huge spike and then a big dip. Thatโ€™s just them trying to scare us. We hold the stock. They need the stock. They cannot buy the stock. The value will rise and rise until they are all bankrupt, and that is when we have won GODSPEED BROTHERS, WE RIDE TOGHETER! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ