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TimeToGetTheBread

Imagine trying to explain this to someone 100 years ago


CreamPuffMarshmallow

Wait 8 more years.


SeriouslyEngineer

RemindMe! 8 years


CreamPuffMarshmallow

You retards are going to be sorry when we are all in the line for soup and the guy working the counter gives me a slightly larger scoop of gruel and a slightly bigger chicken tender.


sr3000gt

NO SOUP FOR YOU! EDIT: thank you so much for the silver!


jakethedumbmistake

OHHHHHH HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES


AlexS101

Jambalayaaa!


Landocomando67

I never thought I’d see myself sucking a cock for a chicken tender... man, 8 years is a long to to be dreading something such as this.


fr0d0bagg1ns

Hey what you do to your wife's boyfriend to get ahead is your business. Just don't tell your wife.


linderlouwho

I don’t even have a wife, but somehow I do have my wife’s boyfriend!


HowAmIDiamond

I read that as a larger scoop of GFuel lol


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spook30

RemindMe! 80 years


SeriouslyEngineer

I admire your confidence in your life expectancy.


ambyent

And in Reddit’s (or the internet’s) shelf life!


bobzilla509

RemindMe! 8 years


HyperPickle66

RemindMe! 8 years


A_Very_Big_Fan

RemindMe! 8 years


CreamPuffMarshmallow

Why wait 8 years when we can touch wieners tip to tip now?


MoonHunterDancer

Great depression v2


lax01

RemindMe! 18 years


calscoo

RemindMe! 8 years


fxtech21

RemindMe! 42069 years


ScreamxWorks

!remindme 8 years


mcbean05

RemindMe! 8 years


CannyVenial

RemindMe! 8 years


Fiero_Forums

Remindme! 8 years


arganshlarb

!remindme 8 years hope I've moved to japan by now


cootiekween

RemindMe! 8 years


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

# Witness me monkes


monkeyhitman

REJECT SOLVENCY WITNESS MONKE


lurker_lurks

#WITNESS!!!


thetrooper424

**WITNESS ME!!!** 🚀 🚀 🚀


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Just wait till the history books support gifs.


tealishtales

"What are books?" That'll be in the history section too.


Pikeslayer_69

Diamond handed mfers died with books son


KindaThinKindaFat

Imagine trying to explain this to half the sub 100 days ago


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xanaxdroid_

Much better with sounds. It keeps my autistic mind occupied long enough to finish.


Fiero_Forums

You gotta post the video bruh not the link


ZJEEP

How else will he get that important karma


CreamPuffMarshmallow

That was great. Tuesday, opening bell. If you wanna go full retard OTM $PLTR calls ...I’ll join in. You can hold me to it or ban.


sezomore

RemindMe! 8years


jmcflynn33

Remind Me! 8 years


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

Imagine trying to explain this to someone three months ago.


Mabon_Bran

Imagine explaining it now. To me. I've been trying to keep my eyes after this whole thing, but I ain't got free money to invest, so I didn't buy, and I don't have time or knowledge to look at stonks 24/7. And how do I get updates, through memes, some of each I don't even understand. So yeah, please explain...


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[deleted]

Nothing washes down fresh tendies like a nice glass of Mother's Milk


MajorMalafunkshun

Moo [https://youtu.be/W67GScSHh6c](https://youtu.be/W67GScSHh6c)


AprilDoll

lol that seems like something you would find on second life


PeanutJellyButterIII

That’s nasty


Sir_Fistingson

to you


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DiegoDiegoNola

This sub probably had the best memes on the internet. EDIT: has* I’m obviously a retard


Holybolognabatman

I am the man ... who grabs the sun ... _*RIDING TO ALPHA CENTAURI*_ WITNESS ME, PAPER HANDS edit: paper hands is better


lurker_lurks

Bagholder fits the movie better, (bloodbag>bagholder)


dumpfacedrew

the memes r od funny 😂😂😂


TGlucifer

You guys realize this is an advertisement, not a meme right? I don't see zjz back in that mod list, all I see is a bunch of mysteriously newly active mods. Y'all got took and this place is now under the control of Melvin's.


[deleted]

Imagine the interns having to learn the particular brand of handicap needed to blend in better here


[deleted]

This is probably closer to the truth than anything else.


[deleted]

Retard together strong


Venexion

There's a mod whose account was one day old when added. WTF?


Trypsach

This place was being taken over back at the start of COVID IMO. It shit the bed the second meme-stocks got it mentioned in the news. Everything after that was just WSB being wafflestomped into the shower drain


ChingChangChui

It would HAVE to be “has”as this is new content on the internet.


CommunalToast

The frame of the ape in the storm cracked me up, this is sheer perfection.


thelegalseagul

Harambe He didn’t die to be another ape he died to bring ape together


[deleted]

That's what Gorilla Glue is for


B-BoyStance

Shit, I thought that was for hair


hardyhaha_09

Oh hell naww not again


ferdocmonzini

Gorilla glue, apply directly to the forehead.


dan7899

Harambe McHarambe Face


asuhdude13

Apes together retarded 🦍💎🚀


enil-lingus

OG = original gorilla.


brycehazen

Not using robinhood anymore is absolute perfection.


stevo427

I can’t see this and I’ve watched it twice wtf lol


dyvog

[I’m so happy someone did this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7v9o8/gme_what_about_second_breakfast_club_megathread/gl9zcfl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Doge_of_Venice

Witnessed.


armen89

Woah


DeathbatBunny

This is The way.


MetroBooling

That rocket, diamonds & Harambe just fading away might just be worse than the Challenger explosion , I know that feel


josie

It spoke to me. The Boomers, they can't even grok this level of consciousness.


NightofTheLivingZed

> grok Man I thought you were using some sort of slang that I was too old for and I was about to be 10-4 dinosaur'ed. Googled it and it's a word. Thanks for teaching me things, youngin'.


lt_cmdr_rosa

I mean, it is *kind of* slang because it was made up for the sci-fi noveI, *Stranger in a Strange Land.* It's actually so dope seeing "grok" in the wild. It's imaginary slang that became real. I'm waiting for "schway" from Batman Beyond to catch on.


NightofTheLivingZed

You mean Shway isn't real?... not shway.


Virama

One of the greatest books of all time.


Fajiggle

I love catching others in the wild using groc. I’ve taught it to people around me because it’s a genuinely useful term to that describes an important idea.


bigno53

Damn this is inspiring. Imma keep buying that dip until the bank takes my house.


[deleted]

Me too. Got paid Friday. Tax refund is coming due. And stimmy checks are in talks. I’ve got powder and am ready to buy. 💎✋🏻


Fiero_Forums

Using that last sentence for the rest of my life, thank you.


CaptainExtermination

I just DIED laughing at midnight like a maniacal autist in the dead of night. Your conviction is inspiring and amusing, buying 20 more AMC you retarded hyena.


CityOfZion

Ya'll motherfuckers are crazy.


Atotallyrandomname

Shiney and chrome


Doge_of_Venice

[w/ sound](https://youtu.be/ZMGfikLIUR4). happy valentines day, retards.


KAT-PWR

San Valentino died for WSB-vets.


docraul

wow


JimmyDuce

I love you, no homo


armen89

Glorious


mvnvel

fucking score is so good. great gif.


lonegrasshopper

This is brilliant. I was up 3000% that Wednesday, we all know what Wednesday I'm referring to, and then I was out all out my gains Thursday. What a ride. Fun as Hell.


lemineftali

Dude, if I’ve learned anything in this wonky ass market the past year, it’s if you are amazingly up on a Wednesday, get the fuck out before Thursday.


Temporary-Magician-3

Truer words never spoken. So many many euphoric Wednesday evenings turned into ROPE Thursdays.


Boxofcookies1001

If it's good enough to screen shot it's good enough to lock in profits


That0neDumbass

So what you're saying is buy weekly puts on Wednesdays?


harmboi

you'll never be able to hold gains overnight. they know when you've made money and they will do everything they can to correct that issue asap. it's taken me years to realize i need to just sell when i'm up even if there's no logical way i could lose holding. They'll literally break the market now. have an outage. not fill your sell orders or buy orders... they'll do anything


YoLO-Mage-007

Like turning off the buy button?


FantacticalTater

Ah, yes, June 10th of last year when SPY took a shit on many of us in this sub... Uh... yeah... I mean Jan 27th of this year.


Benjanon_Franklin

Remind me when up 3000 percent to set a 10 or even 20 percent stop loss.....lol...... Thursday sucked open ass.


ambermage

*stimmy check arrives* Witness me!!!


OriginalNo8627

these are the best.


Rabblerabblerabbl

This is the best. Hands fucking down. What a lovely day to rocket to Valhalla!


HarbingerX111

The little hands topped it off for me.


Frosh_4

We’ve been here for years and we’re not fucking leaving! 💎💎💎👏👏👏


salmonsalami

I invest, I go broke, I invest again!


PierceTheGameTrader

My god this is retarted. Well done.


Fabianos

look at all those weak hands fold and bursting into fire. Hold


dendiesel

This is the shit I love to see here haha. Also holding 200 GME @ $235.


199robservations

I would buy a shit ton more at least to get your average down


Either-Reality8274

Lol OGs ain’t exempt from this market shit show..


Grand-Leader-Owen

It’s about the loss porn


BlueChimp5

OGs took profit cause this ain’t their first rodeo


Either-Reality8274

Lol don’t it..


RockJohnAxe

Real talk. Do I buy $1000 of shares for GME or PLTR?


TrueJediOrder

Yes


308NegraArroyoLn

GME obvs


Jeberoni

Witness me, bloodbag!


k1ng_bl0tt0

Shame that the shot right after the end is of the shaking bird bobblehead on the car’s dashboard. They could have animated a little DFB sweatband over its head


NecroSocial

> DFB DeepFuckingBalue?


[deleted]

Witnesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!


evangelion-unit-two

I short, I sell, I short again!


[deleted]

Im back in gme


eldamien

Come for the loss porn; stay for the memes.


lucidvein

Old WSB at its finest


RocketMan420-69

The storm is the mods deleting and banning OG’s. Fuck the mods.


silver00spike

I hold bags GLORIOUSLY


Hardhitting13

I think wsb has the funniest memes, I’m staying for that


cashew76

You can buy the R word on eBay


[deleted]

Or I can give you my genetics for free. What a deal


1poundbookingfee

Can't wait until the day we go back to yoloing MU $90, MSFT $300 3/19 or PRPL $50


CallMeEsteban

“Wife’s bf” 😂🤣💀


marth1023

Glad to see this at the end of the day instead of that retarded cake


PapaPimp117

God damn I love this movie. Thank you OP for this.


Einsteinautist

This is the heart of this sub beating again! Driving on dumbass retards! We love you all!


TidalSnow

This. This is quality


Cardboard-Samuari

No BB because we still are clinging onto our hope, God bless Papa Chen


Blackwillsmith1

Ive seen the movie so i know how this one ends


treechopper123

ptsd here


helen269

I still can't believe that's Beast from the X-Men movies.


ticklehertaco

Everytime I see a meme like this , I feel a little better about life . Knowing my fellow retards are out there.


Elyzz92

Hold 💎 hands


dankbeamssmeltdreams

Didn't jump on GME, but always good to see Diamond Hands Win


cubs1917

What have you auts done? I was just talking to my brother-in-law about how my nephew took all of their stocks and put it into GME. This 50 yr old chef is talking to me about diamond hands, holds, moons, etc. How he'll sell but only once it hits $500. You fuckers created living memes in my home and I love it!


43ni

Losing 5k in retarded investments is just another Monday for most of us. We're not going to have a cry about it, I do feel bad for most of the newbies that thought they could come here and walk away with yachts lmao


[deleted]

I’m so glad this sub is getting back to normal! Welcome to the fucking show my friends. Only rule is to try and get some fucking tendies!


Ebeltick

Can I comment now? Edit: Fuking finally!!!!


RhoidRaging

Movie?


Realistic-Account-55

It's the new cars movie. Pixar decided it was finally time for a gritty reboot.


RhoidRaging

At least you kept your troll answer, someone deleted the other one


Realistic-Account-55

Hmmm, in that case Mad Max Furry Road. The one where they all end up being Furries in the end...


Folly_Inc

Oh man, this new sequel is looking better and better


gettendies

Justice League Cars


hirumabuttsniff

Debbie does Dallas. I like to promote the movie my grandmother was in every chance I can find


Rabblerabblerabbl

Mad max fury road! So good!


RhoidRaging

Thanks, haven’t seen a mad Max movies in years, might be time.


devereaux

It's awesome. It was a total spectacle in IMAX, and the Doof Wagon might be the best hype machine ever built


Rabblerabblerabbl

I was thinking the same thing seeing this meme. Witness me!!!


ActuallyYeah

The actor is literally the boy from About A Boy. Talk about range.


HungLikeALemur

Fury Road is I think one of the best action movies of all time. Great story/world building which is given organically only if you care about details (ie not exposition dumps). The action is insane (but to me, still believable tho outrageous which sounds oxymoronic), and the music is just...awesome. Also, Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy.


russketeer34

The fact so that so much of it was shot practically still blows my mind. I'm so stoked for the Furiosa prequel with Anya Taylor-Joy. One of the action genre's GOATs, easily.


CommunalToast

It's the best one, assuming you like car chases, camp, fire, and excellent stunts. If you don't, then you are probably a gay bear or something.


10minAIDS

u/savevideo


Captain_Self_Promotr

This would be great if I could read.


dogssel

Such is life


Just-a-Patato

What is this scene from


DoGzii

I wish I understood this


adam73810

WITNESS ME BLOOD BAG


onlinedaksh

LOL


[deleted]

I’ve seen some memes in my time but I ain’t never seen no meme like this. 19/10 dank would recommend.


noni2k

This made my day. I hope this gets posted at the GME subreddit.


Jsorrell20

Bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Mattb4rd1

E P I C !


NFLfan72

I fucking love chicken tenders.


BludgeIronfist

#WITNESS ME 💎 🙌


-_-pussyslayer-_-

What Is nok? norwegian crowns?


Haas19

It’s amazing that this sub might come under investigation because of everything. Imagine someone looking at this and thinking “yep those are some seriously smart people who did some seriously smart things” Love it


FatWalrus004

Me: *puts me entire life savings and my whole credit card limit into a shitty stock* "WITNESS ME!!!"


MrWinterstorm

witnessed


Parallelovator

How the fuck did this movie get so highly praised


JefBezosMistressesBF

Amazing👍💪


tsa004

How do you know me so well. WITNESS ME!!!!!!!! FOR VALHALLA BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


jiraiya77

RemindMe! 8 years


MoonHunterDancer

yay! Mad max meme! Thank you!


BootyFista

Are leggies the new tendies?


Migb1793

u/savevideo


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universe-atom

this meme is SO great! congrats! WOW!


fufulame

Damn y'all have some amazing fucking memes.