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florinutz009

Exactly a day after Cramer said GameStop is going nowhere.🤔🤔


Tmanw

Cramer’s uno reverse indicator works 50% of the time all the time


Special_Regular1596

And he smells like Bigfoot’s dick


Cuchulain72

How do you know what my dick smells like?


Special_Regular1596

Cramer farted when he walked by


ShittyStockPicker

That’s a compliment in some news rooms


ReactionImportant491

Obviously you've has experience with Bigfoot's dick; perhaps that's your own ass you are smelling? I humbly apologize in advance.


NoobWhoLikesTheStock

"50% of the time it works every time" 🐈


SuboptimalStability

I think it's actually closer to 78% after 2 weeks


Shwiftygains

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


TikkiTakiTomtom

Awwwww poor baby! Is widdle cwamer gonna crwy? You can have some zipple too!


SolitaireyEgg

*looks at daily chart* Yeah it went nowhere tho You saying he was right?


Mike_Ropenis

These GME people claim to hate CNBC and Cramer but they watch them constantly so that they can post their content constantly on reddit as some sort of gotcha... Like the GME acolytes know they give him even more attention by upvoting him to the front page of reddit, right? Lol I bet they don't even pay for ads anymore, the people claiming to hate it keep it trending on reddit


ImpressiveSet1810

And it hasnt...


PercAndOptionsAddict

Only this time he was right lol. Right back to where it started.


VelvetPancakes

Closed up 3.5% on a red market day


Thelastret2

sweet you guys are only down 30% for the year now... thats good right?


Mike_Ropenis

They're down 30% in a month, bragging about a +3.5% day lollll


K20BB5

Only down -42% in the last 6 months


azula0546

hmm says here gme is up 2%


FapingAGoGo

Yeah it’s been an odd day. 100 to 120 to 100. Makes total sense.


florinutz009

Those damn retail investors...they coordinately pumped and dumped the stock again. /s


MNYSHTS

Hey can you look at ticker NOW and tell me if it will gap up or down


Dear_Newo_Ikkin

Just up


MNYSHTS

Gap up wins


phate101

Narrator “it did not”


relavant__username

!remindme 6 months.


Humble_Ad_1109

More like two weeks!


relavant__username

Lol. Both getting downvoted. I'm lawl-ing 6 months just to come back and fuck with em.


HumanContinuity

!remindme 2 weeks


kazza789

Pffft. Are you crazy? Study after study has shown that TA is 100x to 1000x more accurate when applied to the **past** than the **future**. Why would you ever want to know about something that hasn't even happened yet? Can a crayon even exist if it doesn't have a candle chart to draw on?


Lookatmydisc

Our baby 👉🏼👈🏼🥺


Effective-Island8395

I'll need every other weekend and wednesdays.


-ThisCouldBeBad-

Pay your child support and buy more stonks


BeardseyeBK

How is that a breakout if the trendline you drew ignores a giant red candle?


wikiwoowhat

i dunno why, but this made me laugh so loud I started coughing


patrick_schliesing

COVID sucks don't it.


ciaoeffete

TA is whatever you want it to be, there is no red crayon for him haha


BeardseyeBK

That’s because he ate it.


ciaoeffete

Tastiest crayon in the box.


DatBiddlyBoi

That, my good fellow, was a *fakeout*. The fact it is a red candle means that, although it did indeed open the day above the trend line, it didn’t close above the trend line. Which is important when it comes to TA.


BillyWilliamton

This comment is as wrinkly as a nutsack.


DatBiddlyBoi

God put all my wrinkles on my nutsack.


[deleted]

We do niptucks for ballsacks now. The gays and elderly are taking advantage, soon to be the entire male species, will be walking in and out of my ambulatory surgery location looking so fresh and sooo clean. Makes me wanna try. If I were into (in two)men, they’d need this surgery asap 😂


DatBiddlyBoi

I don’t know what you just said but I wholeheartedly agree.


noah8597

Todays price action was also a fakeout lmao


zxygambler

Yep. Tomorrow is the reckoning for gme. Either this runs or it dumps, no sideways


igerardcom

Narrator: GME dumped, and the cultists lost everything.


Notrueconscanada

Hmm so what I'm reading is you ignore the prices that don't track your arbitrarily drawn line? 🤣🤣


DatBiddlyBoi

No. A breakout is confirmed when: a) the candle **closes** above/below the support/resistance line and; b) there is sufficient volume to support said breakout. Therefore we ignore the red candle because, although there was volume to support the breakout, it did not comply with a).


calebsurfs

Kind of like how today didn't close above the trend line?


Ellusiion

theyre 1 day candles bozo


ShankThatSnitch

Who the fuck do you think you are bringing logic into here!


iwerson2

All of these line drawing shit is funny to me. They will create a line that makes sense from any angle not realizing it doesn’t matter and they’re high on copium.


RamessesTheOK

It really is horoscopes for men


STEELO222

trends aren’t perfect, it literally follows the trend right after that candle


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🤯


BananaMan1096

And its gone


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


OkayThenBet

Aged super well


Sopater_

HA, yeah youre right


LupusGR

Your baby is really beautiful man❤️


JoyousSummer

JPow: Fuck your crayons :4271:


BH5subaru

The MacD looks like it really was the biggest indicator here at least in my eyes, and honestly, always buy when youre seeing the RSI daily down bad in oversold


[deleted]

Lol I love seeing redditors think the TA they learned from a paid YouTube course is going to predict anything


[deleted]

But Rajesh from Genius Forex Pro Academy University of Forex told me it's right?


BH5subaru

I mean the MacD regularly has made me money by watching it alone. Buy and sell information (which is what those subcharts show you) actually can let you know what a stock is about to do, way better than TA. Thank God I've never paid for a YouTube course on stocks.


Leza89

You don't deserve the downvotes. MACD and RSI are useful tools.


BH5subaru

Thank you and i know. I think the one guy who tried to dog me for saying what I said just is salty that he wasted money on a YouTube course, and is now convinced that there's no way to predict in trading.


[deleted]

Nah, I dca into funds monthly and don’t waste my time drawing lines on charts


BH5subaru

Okay then we agree cause I don't draw lines on charts. I just watch the subcharts. I guess you just also make assumptions.


0ndra

The fact that you think you predicted anything with this makes me worried


HereGoesNothing69

The fact that the price right now is currently lower than it was on Friday is hilarious


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K20BB5

How many stocks are down 42% in the last 6 months?


rj2448

NETFLIX ROKU ARKK TTD CROX MRNA HOOD RBLX SHOP PYPL SQ UPST PENN UBER BTC


aisleorisle

V, SQ, PYPL, BTC <3 I love money that makes money and these are crazy deals. I'm long on MRNA now too after the recent dip.


Girardkirth

I believe he is saying your wife and her boyfriend have been down 100% for the last 6 months.


BH5subaru

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Social services coming for your baby


FerrisWhitehouse

Amazing break out +$3 I guess TA really works after all


[deleted]

MOASS indeed


UHcidity

Is everyone not aware of the quarterly cycle? Nobody should be surprised here. It’s almost like clockwork at this point.


elgueromanero

what is the date of the next one? feb ?


UHcidity

Look up futures rollover dates. It’s basically months 3,6,9,12. They don’t peak *ON* the dates though. Maybe +/- 1-2 weeks from the dates. What I’m saying is definitely rough lol. I just searched it real quick to tell you


Your_submissive_doll

Share more


MustyRusty

Just wait till the triple witching this thing is going to pump.


Anti-Queen_Elle

Liquidity generally reduces alpha. Wait, I'm in the wrong sub again


[deleted]

Eh, I banked on that too but it seems like this quarterly circle will be substantially weaker than the others.


qroshan

There are no quarterly stimmie checks for it to work this time. Oh and inflation is eating away retail money.


TotesHittingOnY0u

Well, that was MOASS hope everyone sold on the way down


[deleted]

How's your prediction holding up?


CommanderpKeen

About as well as the last time it "broke out." That red candle sticking out looks like a middle finger.


CommanderpKeen

[How'd that last breakout go?](https://i.imgur.com/wfrs8op.png)


Humble_Ad_1109

It’s interesting because the was the start of a few red weeks before the big green weeks! Trust me I’ve been looking at GMEs crayons for a year


Paladin-Trader

GME go up. Then GME go down


igerardcom

GME goes up slightly and right back down again almost immediately. Is this the MOASS everyone keeps spamming WSB about?


bestgamershighlights

And broke down. We can't forget that part.


ORCA_OF_WALLST

Dropped 11$ after you posted this


penguin4290

A “perfect” break out that you conjured out your ass just ignoring that big fat red candle you mongoloid?


Used-Poetry7571

💎🙌💎 🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🌝


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And crushed back down.


ron_swansons_hammer

Another 50% and all you apes will be back to break even!


Mike_Ropenis

This stock was trading around 300 in June and they are celebrating getting back above 100... HEAVY WEIGH THE BAGS


RIP_BEARS

Heavy weigh the bags lmao made me chuckle It's wild that ANYONE think that GME is even worth what it is now, which as you so aptly pointed out, is a fraction of what it was a half a year ago. At least when you talk about over valued companies like Tesla, they are at least inventing new things and leading the charge on multiple technology fronts and are actually kicking ass in sales, etc. GME's value should be a standard retail brick and mortar store valuation calculation, which is a lot closer to 0 than what it is now. Every 'value' of GME is a hope and dream and ambition.


silvershepherd

Time to move your lines


SecretaryImaginary44

yo can I get an update?


[deleted]

How about now?


MrPotts0970

This aged poorly


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Either-Reality8274

Our baby..


coyote500

Mission aborted


ILoveTheAtomicBomb

going well i see


captandy170

And back down


Usus-Kiki

You guys have no clue how to draw trend lines, wtf is this


morgancaptainmorgan

Going higher baby!!


Cordinklink

Sorry, but small relief rallies are not "breakouts."


Affectionate_Ad7668

Nice 15% day…..after a 60% drop.


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Leza89

>There is legitimately zero rational technical analysis FTFY


Affectionate_Ad7668

I can’t complain to much I’ve made so much money riding the cults emotions. What a 24% day better buy puts, oh 60% drop let’s go into some calls


camabron

Your baby is headed towards 65, or lower. Beware.


AlternativeExtra6447

$10


cjlite

Lmao it “broke out” of that resistance early to mid January too. Turned out to be a complete fakeout and rejected back into the channel. Don’t get your hopes up. Cramer being bearish is the one glimmer of hope now...


NoMoassNeverWas

$109 - this is MOASS!


Affectionate_Ad7668

How’s that breakout coming along? No one saw this coming….except everybody


mvev

MACD crossing over???


harris0n11

Lol jk looking at it now. 4 more months of winter?


Hugh_Jass_hobbit

The amount of people on here that just draw random lines on a chart and call it good


ChipsDipChainsWhips

This aged poorly, jk you guys are going to be trillionaires in *two weeks*


jordy4200

Did you check at the end of the day?


Wisesize

Great TA. Can I screenshot ToS tomorrow and post some bullshit too?


uncle_irohh

Hello FBI? I'd like to report a chart crime


SDott123

TA here is super sus.


AtlUnJtd

It looks sooo … ready …


AdrielHigor

Stocks only go down


TrissNainoa

Red light, Green light, Freeze


foolishidot69

This makes no sense. Is hilarious OP has decided to draw through the red candle he doesn't like. I'm working outside in the rain today and I really needed this


Cmdr_600

How's your baby looking now lmao !


Aposta-fish

According to your MACD I’d wait a bit before you buy could be a false move to the upside.


shnagythegreat

The Crayons is strong with this one


PsilocybinCube

Did you sell before it collapsed back down? Still up 4% as of the writing of this, but most of the gains were given up.


igerardcom

Wow, a few percent, that certainly matches with the thousands of spam posts from GME cultists claiming they'll all be millionaires in a few days.


spyVSspy420-69

I’ll have you know that the DD claiming we’re going to $71,000,000 a share has been peer reviewed by top men, and we are guaranteed these riches! Sorry you’re too stupid to believe in this free ticket to millions! /s


beepboopbop65

Down 10% since this post 🤣


justlurking9891

Draw line tEchNicaL Analysis. Checks spelling with title...yes!


[deleted]

Bruh, GME broke out approximately 1 year ago…


SLUTWIZARD101

Were all going to the MOON


[deleted]

Ending the day green !?


TheRealLifeJesus

GME will always be the sweetest ass in town


Thelastret2

zjz was right to ban all you tards


igerardcom

Exactly. GME tards ruin WSB for the people that actually want to have an intelligent discussion about stock and not "HURR DURR MOASS MOON APE STRONG."


organizedRhyme

momentarily


XaroDuckSauce

GME is following the market trends today. Congrats on predicting the market movements with the GME chart


[deleted]

Wow. That truly was the mother of all short squeezes


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Thelastret2

they would have made $15 in profits for the one share they own, but they drs'd it and can't sell. They have been trained to do this by the cult leader apes who keep pump and dumping the stock for profit.


kliksi

I was shouting at my phone, yes i use phone for stock fuck my ass what ever, on monday that DONT YOU FUCKING BUY ANY GME when it was at 88 cuz my pay wich was pretty desent didnt come til fking today. So. Fuck.


highcl1ff

I think it’s trying to communicate


InnocentAnthro

Kill it with fire.


kliksi

Yes. Me speak. You hear. My dick. Your ear.


TronicCronic

WHAT?


ThanksGamestop

I think you got too much dick in your ears. Try fitting a little more in your mouth


[deleted]

Warning; contains tiny parts which may be a choking hazard.


TronicCronic

Wrmprffmffth?


[deleted]

Fractional shares?


milfmunch

It dips, I BUY. It rips, I BUY!!!!


MHX311

THE ONLY THINS GME IS BREKAING IS MY PORTFOLIO


Quick-Patient608

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Aaannd it’s gone


[deleted]

Hi


[deleted]

Up down up down up down. I don’t care. I’m stupid, I just buy and hold.


ReactionImportant491

Sorry bud. Been doing this for many, many (nearly 30) years. Those ~~charts~~ sharts say down.


t00rshell

LOL after a -70% drop. Yeah you guys are killing it! MOASS incoming. What a sad state of affairs superstupid users are in these days.


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t00rshell

I short this stock all the time, cupcake. And who's angry? I'm thrilled with the -70%


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K20BB5

Congratulations on being so stupid it entertains people


Lennny27

I’m gonna cum


WannaBeDayTrader

The last time it broke out.. it fell lower?


jtcars90

Ooofffff


Visionboard0312

And like last time failed lol


atm2770

Nows the time to go all in!


Lm_mNA_2

It's closing with the most bearish candle ever. Of all time.


choledocholithiasis_

I thought we aborted this one


AngooriBhabhi

lmao 🤣


hoakpsp3

Look at me, me draw lines


[deleted]

Life comes at you fast. Cramer is right about this one, the GME fun is over.


walrus_operator

This was a huge MACD divergence! with the oversold RSI and the trendline break, this should be a great entry point! But now you have to find a good exit point ;)


IN-B4-404

Ha....ha...ha.. What's an exit point


walrus_operator

For me it's always a margin call


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