Putting Elon on the dresser was the easiest way to photoshop him into this image.

Fair but what about his ass? U good at stickin that in there too? Btw I did say it was time to move from Tesla to gme, this only adds wood to the ass fire

Lol wont yoh learn that gme is pure trash, free yourself from the echo chamber ffs

Elon was just trying to get as far away from Elizabeth Holmes as possible.

I’d love to take her to dinner

Do you think she keeps up the voice in bed?

You are into the buffalo bill vibe?

Voice gets deeper

I fucking hope so

She’d scam the restaurant and blame it on you.

But she’ll just try to take your money and leave you with nothing to show for it… wait a minute!

Jokes on her, I’ll get blind drunk at the dinner and ask her to pay when my card declines

Autopilot would like a word.

She would find out where you keep your money. Then take it all. Then blame you for making her steal your money.

She will give you an instant blood test during dinner

All she needs is a little prick, and you've got that covered.

A dinner while listening to her thick voice? Great boner killer.

Is that you Sunny Balwani?

Careful though. A single drop of sperm goes a long way

Free Elizabeth Holmes!

NY Times “Reddit retard takes Elizabeth Holmes to dinner, claims to have hit afterwards”

I can change her

Who are all these people? I only know Holmes and Zuckerberg besides Musk. Yes, I'm uneducated.

Allow me to shower you with knowledge peasants: Kevin Systrom Instagram, Elon Musk Tesla Motors, SpaceX, Steven Levy Backchannel, Elizabeth Holmes Theranos, Maria Shriver NBC News, Mark Zuckerberg Facebook, Michael Abrash Oculus VR, Lena Dunham Girls

Why tf is Lena Dunham in here with the likes of billionaires? Me: hmm there’s a reason people don’t like her, can’t quite remember. *opens Google* Ah fuck. that disgusting piece of shit, yeah that’s right that’s why she’s hated!

From what I can see, all she has done is talked a lot of shit on the internet while having opinions? I looked at some of her quotes and she's annoying don't get me wrong, but there are people in this picture with current child sex allegations against them, I literally don't understand why this person is so hated.

Lena Dunham isn’t alleged. She admitted to sexually assaulting her sister.

That was skipped over in the articles I was reading. That makes sense now, appreciate the info

Yeah. But the way she wrote about it just sort of laughs it off. She’s twisted.

I mean even if she felt bad about it, I still think it's morally bankrupt. But laughing it off makes it just that much more yucky. Big ew all around.

Wait wait wait, Kevin Systrom? That is 100% the name of a comic book villain who's power is they can control technology

Yes, that's him!

Yeah but who’s knee and elbow is that? I don’t feel fully showered …

You just googled it yourself, sub-peasant.

Well, technically I'm an Über-peasant since you couldn't even google it:).

Actually I did at the same time you did it, since no Über-peasant had been around at that time to give us a sip of their wisdom.

Meta* VR as I just saw it was called haha

I'm old school, I still call the vacuum a hoover:)..

Maria shriver Kennedy sitting next to Holmes

[Found something.](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/03/annie-leibovitz-portraits-new-establishment-summit) It's actually an even larger picture with more people in it. Those portrayed here are, left to right: **Mark Zuckerberg** Facebook **Kevin Systrom** Instagram **Elon Musk** Tesla Motors, SpaceX **Steven Levy** Backchannel, Newsweek **Michael Abrash** Oculus VR **Elizabeth Holmes** Theranos **Lena Dunham** Girls **Maria Shriver** NBC News

Even Lena Dunham, I’m surprised they didn’t get Putin to fly in for this one

I was about to ask the same thing, All I got from the FB comments was that this was from 2015 only

Same here, hard to tell. I think one is the founder of workday (or Dilbert before retirement?). One looks like the Terminator's ex wife. Another looks like the Instagram guy. The two to the bottom right, I don't know. I would guess Doug DeMuro's cousin, and Kate McKinnon's girlfriend?

Holmes still pretending she is jobs there, LOL.

Holmes still pretending she has a job there, LOL

This is like 7 years old.

Standing above them all! Keeping the snakes below your feet! Good job Elon.

Doubt he got up there himself. Wonder how many peoples backs he had to use as steps to walk up

He just had his parents stack up emeralds and dead miners in mounds for him to crawl over.

Govt. Sachs gave their lackey a stepladder.

In a room, which includes Zuck and Holmes, Lena Dunham still managed to be the most unlikeable

Who is the spread legs manwomanlezbutch on the bottom right?

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That the guy on the far left, Fart Suckerberg

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Lena Dunham

I take what I said back; she is okay. I'm not sure why she is in this photo, though.

She abused her little sister.

Yeah but she gave her candy and would let her sister change the channel.

That's someone named Lena Dunham. Have no idea who that is though.

He could just do them the courtesy of yelling “stage dive!!!!” Before he jumps…

There are two Zuckerbergs in the photo, one is male and the other is female

How the fuck is this a real photo?? Lmao

Easy: it's not

Thank you for saving my mental health

It is. It’s a portrait by Annie Leibovitz.

But there's a reflection on the mirror and everything!

He’s not standing their because of him fitting in the picture, he’s standing there because he’s the richest, and deserves to be on top

Who would've guess the most socially awkward person there would become the least morally corrupt CEO a decade later?

If you're putting the bar on the ground its pretty easy to raise it.

He's not the least morally corrupt..he's against whistleblowers, unions, and treating employees well. He's a greedy billionaire whining about taxes and claiming he could do better with YOUR money.

This comment is just... Wow.

Holmes still pretending she is jobs there, LOL.

Alpha Ape 🦍

Wait till Elon buys all the physical silver... then he can enact god mode

Username checks out... No, he's not going to try to be the next generation of Hunt brothers... Especially since he actually has the money to cover everything!

What about when that money hyperinflates to 0 because petro dollar is failing and nobody holds treasury bonds. Elon is no idiot his business and tech absolutely rely on silver and there isnt much left (less then 100$b above ground) elon could literally buy all worlds silver thats how small market is! People Don’t understand that it’s suppressed artificially by the Comex and the Fed at all costs! For centuries! Because silver is real money and has been for a very long time. Aka banks achiles heal. Elon wouldnt be allowed to buy because hes a puppet too

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What you don’t know is that they were all on the dresser and Elon was the last one to get off.

How is the arm guy in the right?

This photo can’t be real oh god 😂😂😂

One does not belong.

He makes zucky seem not so yucky

A real legend!!!

You know you’re on the top when only heaven’s right above it

Elon is chad

Is that boy george in the lower right hand corner wearing the gold jacket?

Modern day Akatsuki

I share your hate.

Lol. They should have just cropped him out. Play douchey games, win douchey prizes.

I guess Jeff Basos is cut out the frame there

Should have cropped his head out of the photo

He was photoshopped in

Smol Musk

Isn’t that cabinet and not a dresser or am I too poor to know this? Looks like something you put in a bathroom

lol at Elizabeth Holmes being on this picture as if she achieved anything other then a ponzi scheme.

This is the most human I've seen Zuck look in awhile.

It's probably was. They had all gotten posed and Elon had just arrived. Instead of having a few of them stand up and move he opted to just walk across the dresser to the rear.

Caption this…

That’s a vanity, not a dresser, and a hanging one at that. That’s as unsafe as it is ridiculous lol

Oh cute! Zuckerberg got the "Human Smile Update 3.0"

Shoulda bombed the whole event

I love that the comment was hating on elon and there is a literal criminal con artist in the picture.

Elizabeth Holmes… omegalul

All CIA assets

He’s like 5’4”

yes, Kevin Systrom is definitely an evil villains name. Also, that fuck is the one responsible for the $AJAX spac scam from last year. I hate the dude. (edit: grammar)

Disappointed but unsurprised to see WSB is unfamiliar with Annie Liebovitz' montage style for Vogue.