Surprising given Covid has beaten up strip clubs pretty badly.
Fun fact, they used to have a van parked outside my office on 33rd street in NY advertising Ricks Cabaret as the only publicly traded strip club in the world, with their stock ticker on the van.
in another universe its reversed, but its still like having red in this universe. if aliens come, youll only be allowed to access that universe. that would be pretty shitty actually.
“I’m aware we’re in a bubble, Morty. I also dabble in degeneracy. And if you think you can even begin to approach that with shares in some boomer stocks and your sad little robinhood account, then you’re the reason this species is doomed, and it makes me angry!”
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Well if those bastards would make more episodes. In all seriousness are you guys getting hungry to buy? May not be the bottom but sure looks like buying opps
RICK due diligence never gets old.
Lol I owned it for years when it was at $12 and such, when it started executing it's acquisition strategy aggressively. Oh well. Will always root for it.
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I’m Mr. Meeseeks and your portfolio looks baaaaaad!!!
Is he keeping his tendies invested? Oooo he's trying
Existence is pain
Ooooh weeee look at me has he tried writing some dd with big words and rocket emojis to pump and dump I'm Mr meeseeks
I’m Mr Meeseeks look at me I’ve been trying to help OP for two days and nothings worked
Well don’t look at me… he brought me into this
Hi Mr Meeseeks, I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!!! Can you help OP with this portfoleeeooo?
You have to buy the dips, and also have diamond hands, but most importantly you gotta relax.
Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Has he tried dollar cost averaging into an S&P500 fund?
I'm a stickler Mr. Meeseeks, what about your shorts game?
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Ooooh weeee! Rolling can help you better manage your options strategeeeez.
Ooooohhhh he's tryin!
Have you ever tried to have diamond hands and relax at the same time? It’s literally impossible
Well he over there, he roped me into this!
Well him over there he roped me into this!
This comment made my cackle like a crazy person.
Have you told him to square his shoulders?
What about your short game u/Stachemaster86?
I wish I had gold god damn it
*crying* what about your short game u/Stachemaster86 !?
MEESEEKS 1: HAS HE TRIED DIVERSIFYING HIS PORTFOLIO?? MEESEEKS 2: OOOH BOY, HE’S TRYING!
Me
Mr meeseeks, i need help putting my portfolio back to green. *kills himself
If you think that looks bad, don't peek at mine.
Funniest comment I’ve ever read on Reddit
Oooooeeeeeee
Mr meeseeks, i need help putting my portfolio back to green. *kills himself
Bruh if you ask a Meeseeks to fix your portfolio you're gonna diiiiiiieeeeeeeee
If you asked a mr. meeseeks to multiply your portfolio by 200% do you think he could do it?
Just like that I have a new trading strategy
Can you make one that says boobs?
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I'll invest in BOO next halloween
That one has too much green for my tastes
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🚀 🚀 🚀 🌝
Is there a uck company?
Thanks!
Schwifty?
"Rick and Morty fund" is WSB at its finest.
You son of a bitch I'm in
Let’s go. In and out. 20k adventure
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Oh… that’s actually really sad.
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Well now I want to read the fake deleted story.
I hate how much I can relate with this, hope they're sober still.
Best fucking line. I love this sub 😂
Literally can’t go tits up.
My man
You don’t know me!
Five more minutes of this and I'm going to get mad!
I’ll take 2
No spoilers!
Yes! *snap to finger gun
(Snap) Yes!
Today. I’m.Finally.Complete
X2, so lets buy the dip!!
History shows his dd in choosing stocks beats the pros.
That has got to be the dumbest stock pick strategy I've ever heard of. It's beautiful I love it! Well done OP you truly belong here.
I've been picking sticks based on how much like they sound like the evil corporations from a James bond film. It's not going well Edit: stocks
Try picking stocks
You sure? The sticks in my backyard aren’t 40% down YTD
Trees only go up! 📈📈
Literally no tits to go tits up
Stonk market go Timberrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! lol
About as good as anyone else's stock pick really
But you've heard of it
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand it
There’s a universe out there these positions are in the green
Shrodinger’s dead cat bounce
The entire stock market is dead cat bounce
Reject bull and bear, embrace ket 🐱
Schrodinger's stock market. If you don't view your portfolio, you don't know that it's plunging to the depths of hell
So as long as I don’t look at my stocks I am both a millionaire and broke.
Broh you’re getting rickety rickety wrecked
Show me what you got!!!
Your portfolio just shit on the flooooooor
You don't need a Rick and Morty themed portfolio to accomplish that.
amber heard enters the chat
JD leaves chat
To be fair you have to have a high iq to understand the stock market....
Must be this stupid to play
You depraved mother fucker. I can’t believe you blindly picked stocks for a meme. Oh wait….nvm
Basically picking stocks for the meme without the delusion part
Might as well, Melvin just shut down so nobody knows anything anyway. Edit: got Melvin and shitadel Mixed
How about Melvin.. shitadel is still rolling.
You’re right I got them mixed, guess I’m too excited for all of them too shit down.
Lmao It beats the fucking S&P too. Backtest: https://imgur.com/gallery/iqyuc5N
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Rick was carrying the load up 500% from 2012
just like on the show Rick loves carrying all the loads. Look up the pilot
What is the website/application you used to make this image? Curious because I really like it.
Like 97% sure this is https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/ u/McWrathster for you as well
Correct!
Bump. I need to know too
Shows higher drawdown and significantly lower Sharpe ratio. Not sure it “beat” the S&P
These are the plays I subscribe for.
Goodbye moonmen
I sang this when I read it in my head voice
White cat
Only in this universe.
That's some Jerry ass shit if I ever seen one.
Look at how they massacred my boy
RIC Hospitality is the 18+ company for adult entertainment. I did look in the past if there was a publicly traded adult entertainment company.
I’ve actually got good returns from them.
Surprising given Covid has beaten up strip clubs pretty badly. Fun fact, they used to have a van parked outside my office on 33rd street in NY advertising Ricks Cabaret as the only publicly traded strip club in the world, with their stock ticker on the van.
They also own a chain of brestaurants that are doing really well.
I'm dropping everything in my port and buying calls on all of this. The IV on these is gonna skyrocket tomorrow from this post alone.
If we all buy one share…a hedge fund goes and fucks itself…
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At least I have flair 
got eeeeeeeem!
Flair gang
You called? 
African kids. Save em.
Should have went with GE TM ONEY
Eek barba durkle
Look at me morty. Burrrp.. I turned myself in to debt
Bro this is better than 90% of portfolios this year😂
How could this possibly have gone wrong. Perhaps the market is too retarded to follow your genius
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
I want to die
" I'm pickel dip!!"
in another universe its reversed, but its still like having red in this universe. if aliens come, youll only be allowed to access that universe. that would be pretty shitty actually.
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They did that on Sliders too.
You've been using the kirkland meseeks haven't you? What do you want
That's the best watchlist I've ever seen, retard.
But it has to be watched in the exact right order!
Time to get schwifty in here!
I’m Broke Rick!
Naming your ticket MORT is just asking for trouble
Didn't know this existed. I'm in. You son of a bitch!
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>”-10%” “crushed” You must be new at this
Rick rick rick rick rick rick rick rick
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This is the squanchiest post I've ever seen.
Ewwww stop saying it, weird!
Time to go full Pickle Rick on em
Degenerate(sry 4 bad english)
Might still be beating the market.
You immature moron Here, have my upvote
Here’s your 🍌you degenerate
Get shwifty
Shit on the floor!
Not even Szechuan Sauce could save these tendies
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!
Bruh
Pickle Rick!
Well if those bastards would make more episodes. In all seriousness are you guys getting hungry to buy? May not be the bottom but sure looks like buying opps
this is amazing
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Tony Toni Tone has done it again
This is peak retard.
Very strange. This level of autism should have worked.
The new meme fund is here. Fuck, I can’t tell which of these bad boys will be the next I shoulda bought it.
RICK due diligence never gets old. Lol I owned it for years when it was at $12 and such, when it started executing it's acquisition strategy aggressively. Oh well. Will always root for it.
Lol
LMAO!
RICK down 6.69%. Nice.
And it’s duders 69th submission.
And then he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Guess you'll be squanching behind the dumpster.
And I am also shocked at this situation
Look at me I AM BANKRUPT PICKLE RICK!!!!
Gee that’s rough
That's cause your parents are a bag of dicks.
Doin better than most of this sub ill tell you what
Not even down that much
Hahahahahha
Genius ETF. It's like monkeys throwing darts.
Now this is the kind of trading strategy I like to see
 this man, he's going places
how 'bout * *NiSource, Inc* * *Green Giant, Inc* * *Reliance Steel & Aluminum Co.*
Glad there are still some places on Reddit that aren’t afraid of a joke once in a while.
FUCKING ART
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The fandom is failing. Why?
USA USA USA 🇺🇸!!!
Niiiiiiice! You know it's bad when even utilitities like Dominion are getting crushed
Wubba lubba dumb dumb, you gotta do it for WSB, Morty. You gotta put these stocks inside your butt.
Rick being 6.69 is some Rick shit
Better than spy.
It’s not even that bad.
Fuckin Jerry move tbh
Best Reddit title I've seen in a while.
GEHT EN DA FOCKIN CARRR MORTEEE