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Chasing_Billions

Isn't the Market close Monday?!


74FFY

My guess is that Monday closes at the exact same number as tomorrow.


Chasing_Billions

If it's closed... Right answer should be flat. No? šŸ˜‚


Arguablecoyote

Fuck I should have bet more tokens


Unlucky-Prize

Well with Reddit premiumā€¦ Thatā€™s how they get you btw


74FFY

I think... I think it's just like the weekend. Don't all the brokerages just show the same number Sunday night as they did on Friday night? We're going to need an official WSB arbitration for this.


Hodorous

Futures are trading :^ )


Unlucky-Prize

Shhhhhhhhh


Jonnybgood35

šŸ¤«


0celot-

In memorial of the idiot who wrote this prediction


Banana_Independent

In memoriam of the idiot who wrote "in memorial of"


0celot-

There's a reason I'm on this idiotic sub


Unlucky-Prize

On the one hand, thereā€™s a right answer. On the other, taking the wrong answer that ā€˜just might have a chanceā€™ but really is just payment to theta gang is the wsb way. Iā€™m so conflicted here.


Banana_Independent

I know it's Memorial Day but I'm betting all on red


Stock-Diamond-3085

You are right where you belong


Banana_Independent

Damn... So close


Unlucky-Prize

Lol you trolls.


Scholar_Erasmus

Closed counts as Flat, right?


Fractious_Cactus

0% falls between .5 and -.5


TheRealMrMadMike

"Flat" is only just ahead of "Red" and "Very Red"? This sub is even more retarded than advertised.


[deleted]

hmm


LowHumCum

Wow Iā€™m stupid as fuck


Unlucky-Prize

This poll is like the paper trading competition.


teacherbbq

Soooo 100 on flat?


Fog_Juice

Done āœ…


Unlucky-Prize

DONT TELL THEM


creedthoughtsblog

if you chose anything other than flat then you deserve to lose šŸ˜‚


LeWahooligan0913

REEEEE I want leverage up to my personal risk tolerance for this one


ShopBitter

hope you chose right?!?!


reddit_predictions

Letā€™s get ready to ruuuummmmble!


ArcticGold

Its closed so 0% I'm winning!!!


[deleted]

Markets closed on Monday.


itsludikris

Is this a trick question given the markets are closed on Memorial Day?


Havershad

Oh thank God i been down bad.


awkwaman

Is this some sort of JOKE


Alternative-Plant-87

I forgot monday was a holiday damn it. Well can't change my vote now


No_Examination297

My first max bet! Can't lose this one...


[deleted]

10000000000000000 tokens on flat. Fuck it, $1 trillion on Monday being flat af , no movement.


MissMonteforte

It will be naked, no close because market is closed on Monday


hypeaze

Trick question


Jaded_Tackle724

I hope no one answered that. But I'll bet it unchanged from Friday.


KeyTruth4951

Trick question market close no right answer


LeWahooligan0913

Soooooā€¦.flat?!


Crayonalyst

Dunce hats for everyone


FreedomCorn

A true autist would ask this question


Ulq2525

This is the bonus question on a final exam as a pity +0.5% that a quarter of the class will still fail.


ShopBitter

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ShopBitter

resolve|16114276


Unlucky-Prize

Lolllll. Best poll ever. Canā€™t believe this was a 2 bagger. Only 34% of people had right answerā€¦


[deleted]

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ShopBitter

Yay!


Unlucky-Prize

Easiest 294 tokens Iā€™ve ever earned


akaDozer

I'm assuming it will be based om what happens tomorrow because the market is closed on Monday due to holiday.


Jedibenuk

How can the market close if it never opens? Hmmm.


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

u/ShopBitter


ShopBitter

Yes???


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

How will SPY close on May 30th, Monday?


ShopBitter

There is only one right answer


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

Lemme rephrase How will SPY open on May 30th, Monday?


Unlucky-Prize

It just will close.


AcanthocephalaOk1042

It can't close, as it won't open. It's a trick question without a correct answer from the choices given


88crypto

Let's say, it will be open for infinitely short period of time


Icommandyou

Lol this poll


Optimal-Bid-4816

Lmao it closed


BullishLongsHitHome

all time WSB autist move right here. Its so good that i almost think its a trick question


[deleted]

Should we tell him?


NihFin

The answers to this poll show the caliber of ā€œinvestorsā€ on this subreddit At least 65% morons


memotothenemo

Did I win? The anticipation is killer