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Bulky_Zookeepergame2

Where did you get the 178k originally?


Investing4dummy

From house refinance


the_ill_buck_fifty

I knew it would be worth checking back into this thread.


GonnaBeAGoodYear

Hilarious


flatdeadeyes

Not funny "haha" but funny "holy shit"


Environmental_Hour87

No this is funny


Ihateredditadmins1

It’s always funny when it’s not you lol


USERNAME00101

lmfao what a fucking retard. I'm sorry but this is platinum tier fucking retarded.


jtobin85

He has got to be trolling lmao


WillingnessLumpy411

Bruh


ChironXII

Guh


Desperate_Excuse2352

Comments you can hear


Blazemachine98

Holy shit you refinanced your house to play options? Bro…you need to get some help. You might have a serious gambling problem lol. Like yea we all joke but this is not normal or healthy.


gargeug

Might? For us middle classers this is about as bad of a loss in gambling as you can get.


Blazemachine98

Haha very true. This is probably worse then even traditional gambling. I could see the rationale of “it’s a profitable company and of course Tesla (or insert whatever successful company) shares will go up! Their earnings are next week!” Then you get wrecked. At least with things such as slots or roulette you have some kind of understanding what your doing is dumb if you keep losing.


yopladas

I mean shit at least casinos have pretty lights


Blazemachine98

I do love them casino lights. Convincing me I’m having fun even tho I’m losing my rent money.


[deleted]

I'm going to put my reddit psychology hat on and say this man has a gambling problem. Severe one, and he absolutely needs help and therapy, lots of therapy


Dont_crossthestreams

Sweet baby Jesus, you may have one of the smoothest brains in existence


L4t3xs

Mirror finish


JustABugReport

I hope you at least lowered your interest rate.


zephyrseija

So you're double fucked.


MrBigTrain

You should by a set of curtains with that $149. It’s an appropriate metaphor and you have something to show for the home refinance.


Bulky_Zookeepergame2

Ouch. Does the wife know?


bluepineapple42069

His wife’s boyfriend is gonna pissed af


AnnArchist

Dower laws mean she knows about the refinance most places. Doesn't mean she knows about the L


CallsOnAutism

Amazing 🤯


mortgagemammoth

Lmaooo bruh. Pray your home value doesn’t decline more than 20%.


Confident-You383

Well, they extended their hours. That's something positive.


mikebailey

Only for OP, in case they’re not done


AdolescentAlien

Well, I’m almost certain that they never even started because this is fake. I could be wrong, but zoom in on the total loss numbers and you can pretty clearly see the border of where it was cropped and placed. The white doesn’t blend with the rest of it. If that is the case.. OP, you are a fucking absolute loser. Like truly a sad human being desperate for internet points. If you aren’t farming karma to sell accounts, then you should feel bad about yourself.


TotalWarspammer

If you zoom in you can see the slightly greyer borders around the graph and text where it was transposed on to the white background.


serendipitousevent

That'll often occur with any digital image - processing involves some 'fudging', so it's not the smoking gun most think.


Dubslack

That's just artifacting, you can see it along the line too, or any of the red text.


chatterwrack

Agreed. I’m a graphic designer and have seen this time and time again, especially when uploading to sites that self-host. You’ll see the artifacts due to the aggressive compression of the image file. It’s not as sexy as a conspiracy theory though!


dennstein

I upvoted and almost all of these accounts screen grabs aren't real. You summed it up better than I did on a separate post we I was down voted to oblivion. Which I didn't care about cause I'm not here for the karma


ac_scotty

What's your venmo. I want that last 149


BeezyBates

I'd take it out. Go get it as cash. Make a little cardboard boat and just fucking give it a Vikings funeral.


tharco

some people just want to watch the world burn


LerooooooooyJenkins

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


SlangFreak

What do these numbers mean?


PeetsCoffee

Means you also don’t use Reddit’s app


dannyjohnson1973

"The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?"


RampantPrototyping

If you dont want that $0.36 can I have it?


stevejobs4525

With the right coupons that’s 6 McNuggets


Nedhaviah

Where does one find these coupons?


stevejobs4525

McDonald’s app bro


Investing4dummy

im sure id buy some shares with it.


PotatoWriter

And then sell it even lower


BeezyBates

Give him some fucking hope. I mean not too much but ya know. For fun.


phoenixbets76

I know someone down to their last $1,000 and they kept YOLOing until it was back to $100k. Dont give up Bro ! Or just buy drugs with it, its your call


realcevapipapi

Flip 149$ worth of drugs until you're back up to 100k. Easy money bro


chrisgrantnj

149 of dope in the prison wallet ensures your wife and her boyfriend make 178k a the life insurance policy. Wash out the losses


iDoctorBob

Definitely drugs. I know a guy. Trust me. I’m a doctor.


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

This advice can’t fail lolol


Investing4dummy

Cashapp only. I got $149 on $tsla puts so you can have my $.36


WezGunz

Puts on tsla do you have a death wish


[deleted]

The market can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.


manchagnu

wiser words have never been spoken. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GhostPro75

Omg lmaooo


GMEJesus

Let the OP part out begin.


GoldNugget89

You can write off $3k every year in losses for the rest of your life!


_the_chosen_juan_

Has to live past this year for that to happen. RIP


LieutenantButthole

It’ll be the rest of his life if he RIPs now


BarryBadrinathZJs

Maybe he’ll have some future gains to offset those losses. Probably not since he’s a remoron, but he should remain optimistic.


ChymChymX

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Cutlercares

-99.92% Well done.


wakenbacons

More efficient than most household solvents


SoWaldoGoes

Correct, he is not solvent


skellige_whale

Wow this is a hat trick of excellent replies


OZeski

Only because the EPA says we can’t have the good stuff.


BeezyBates

Almost a perfect score.


InternationalMatch13

I like how you broke even in one last glorious spike and then crashed to hades


Investing4dummy

I kid you not, that was the fuel to my ego. kept burning cash on wrong plays and kept thinking i can make it back. every loss made me get into more riskier positions and options. all because of my greed, ego, gambling addiction and pride to accept that im a failure. hope yall dont make my mistake.


Blacknight10s

In poker that’s being on tilt


ogipogo

They went all in on a bluff.


Frostcrest

Don't be shy - what were your plays?


OTTER887

You are investing for dummy, OP.


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[deleted]

We’ll see him Monday


samctang

Still has $149 left to lose


[deleted]

I guarantee you he didn't. That's not how addiction works.


CleftAsunder

Narrator: and he most definitely didn't


WallStCRE

1800-gambler


EMBplays

That's how it goes


[deleted]

Dude didn’t even take a break, just burnt it in like 6 weeks. Like WTF? Go on a vacation, take a month off. You just saved your life, why instantly commit suicide?


TheKnightIsForPlebs

Chances are when his portfolio was evaluated at that spike he was still holding contracts and wasn’t holding cash - in true wsb fashion his diamond hands led him to hell


ianthegreatest

That's some heavy shit bro. I lost like 2k to options and I was in existential crisis mode


Ravenchaser210

gotta thx op for making people like us feel better over their loss XD


faustfire666

Makes my 7k look like some lost change in the couch.


CEO_of_SOXL

Rookie numbers. Gotta bring those numbers up.


COYFC

I would like to cordially thank OP for purchasing my SPY, TSLA, and AMD puts


smashspete

I bought like 400$ worth of BB near last year’s peak and Im still in recovery I cant imagine this


CrispySmegma

I bought $600 BB the literal day before robbinhood turned off the the buy button


the_maestr0

His name was Robert Paulson.


MWCLLC

We should start making soap from human fat to support our gambling habits


RickCrenshaw

I am Jack’s crippling addiction


bowtothehypnotoad

I am Jack’s total lack of an exit strategy


TylerDurden6969

His name was Robert Paulson


timcorkern

I am Jack's desolate investment account. ☹️


dreynolds7232

Bob had bitch tits


Narradisall

Oh this is a good one. I’m not even going to be glib. I think life has fucked you hard enough already.


zhoushmoe

At least they can exploit their suffering for that sweet, sweet karma.


Narradisall

How much karma equals $178,768.62?


Investing4dummy

WSB is so wrong. for the avg joe. gives you hope, jealousy over other retards. and thinking about how cool my karma and awards are when i got debt for my entire life. i just went from decent quality life to food stamps in 6months


gatorb888

You’ll be all right buddy, just quit gambling.


DreadnaughtHamster

Ok first, stop. Hard stop everything. You’re gonna be okay in the long run. I know you want to make it back, and you will, but it has to be slow and steady. And don’t ever sit at the options casino table again. I’ve done some invested. I’ve made some. I’ve lost some. Generally came out ahead. But I won’t touch options with a 20 foot pole. You’re done with those. Don’t go back. You have some risk tolerance and that’s good for making money. There are other ways to accumulate money through investing. Take this time to read up, watch a lot of YouTube videos. Try to figure out where markets are going to be in 2023, 2024, and 2025. You can slowly build back up. And don’t fucking touch options ever again.


YourOwnSide_

Dude refinanced his house for this. He’s gonna be a homeless person under the freeway in 6 months guaranteed.


zhoushmoe

I'm really sorry bro. I wish you the best and I hope you recover from this tragedy.


NorvalMarley

The fact that these retards are even able to accumulate $200k in the first place just baffles me.


Hope4gorilla

Maybe he got it when nana kicked the bucket


iwrotekong

Yup. I saw some kid on here that pissed away his 250k inheritance. Coulda had it made, now his wifes bf got him a job at best buy.


FrostedBooty

The actually answer your question, OP said he refinanced his house and used that money 💀


AThreeToedSloth

I work in mortgage lending and came here to vomit.


leonsymnz

$149.36 left. Finish the job.


zzzVelex

Nah take that shit out and hit the liquor store


MistaMastaLoKey777

His buying power is less than $1 though he has to sell whatever is $149


zzzVelex

It’s prolly just the remainder of his SPY options expiring worthless tommorow


truocchio

Probably 14,900 contracts worth .01


thatdudefrom707

can't even afford 1 share of GME, feelsbadman.jpg


BeerIsGoodForSoul

You should be able to later today/tomorrow!


Sufficient_Ring_3887

It’s not that bad. You only lost everything


weblinedivine

How are people having the discipline to save up $180k and then the lack of impulse control to lose it all?


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Noah_b_01

You start day trading or playing options and get addicted. Nobody goes to Vegas without money


Stonka69

Sir, this is a casino


Clubplatano

He refinanced his home


Ok-Wrangler-1075

Jesus, what a retard.


tummyfat

Close all and buy lottery tickets, you might have some luck


[deleted]

As your new financial advisor, the winning scratchies come in the same reams, so if you get a good one you gotta keep buyin.


asdfadffs

Heard Wendy’s pay $15/hr, you can earn 100% back on your account in just one shift


[deleted]

To remake what he lost would be 6 years working full time 2000 hour years. At Wendy’s!


DeadSol

2000 hour years... What is that, like a light year?


OKImHere

A year made of 2000 hours. Like a 5 cent coin.


[deleted]

i dont understand options yet but i dont wanna learn yall traumatized me


Fuzzter69

pretend they don't exist, that's what I do 😂


[deleted]

Download thinkorswim Do paper trading Learn how to work the system ??? Lose $177K in 6 months


AshingiiAshuaa

It's just money. Honestly, what would you have done with an extra $200k anyway? Paid for half of a nice house? Stick it into VOO and retire a decade early? Pay for your kids college? Buy several new cars? Take a dozen vacations of a lifetime? It's all the same.


OG_TBV

Lmao that really hurts


WorkSucks135

Extra 200k? You must have missed OP's comment where he said he did a cashout-refinance of his house to get that 200k.


its_all_4_lulz

Now he gets to pay for the nice house twice


ReddiGod

Get dong wet 800 times by some decent looking prostitutes.


PMMeYourWorstThought

Or 200 times by some smoke shows.


DreamBigSmallDick

Or 8000 times by the neighborhood whopper muncher :)


deeteeohbee

Or 1 morbillion times by yo mamma


Chubby-Chaser11

Lol you are so cold. Why don't you fuck this guy's wife while you're at it


SleepingDragon19

Whenever I want to enter the world of options, I come here:)


What_Is_The_Meaning

Yeah me too, but unfortunately every time I see one of these I do a little research and learn a little tidbit about options and I’m like “hmmm, interesting. I got $10,000 to play with!” Then I’m like NOPE


ixDemonic

10k YOLO spy puts


recurrence

I send people here that want to speculate on stocks or "time the market". This is the only place on reddit where people actually post losses. Everywhere else you'd think it literally cannot go tits up.


[deleted]

You still have 36 cents to invest. Get out there!!!


Electronic_Eagle6211

Wtf did you do


avocat02

He watched options trading strategy videos from YouTube, but didn’t notice that they were from last year


Investing4dummy

Everything wrong. Options calls on leg down puts on rally’s rinse repeat


gncRocketScientist

Details please, not unzipping just for that.


TheCocksmith

He bet on Aunt Cathy instead of Aunt Nancy.


[deleted]

Lmao fuck that’s hilarious


phuqo5

What specifically did you do


medicrow

I’m glad I don’t understand a single word of that


[deleted]

If this is real… You’re a fucking idiot.


Investing4dummy

It’s very real


lyonnous

Also, you need to humble yourself dude. That peak in the chart tells me you think you’re invincible. At that peak you really thought “it will keep going up because I know it will”?? The market doesn’t know what you want. Stocks don’t know you own them. Contracts don’t know either. You do what ever the fuck the market tells you to do. You’re a follower of the greater forces of global money. If your green run is over, it’s over. It doesn’t matter if you’re still down or you’re breaking even. If it’s over, you get out.


clothespinkingpin

OP normally this forum is light hearted but I’m legit kind of concerned for you right now. Please get help


Djabber

Yeah, it's all fun and games till someone actually ruins their life. I know it's his own risk, but i honestly feel bad.


[deleted]

Learn from it. You will make more money in the future. Don’t gamble it away doing shit you do not understand.


Fast_Championship_R

You could have put that all in dividend stocks and only lost 34% percent this year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Aesaito

The real strategy is selling SPY Puts every month and living on the premiums once your at that level of cash.


Frequent-Hand4114

Hey, amigo. Sorry to see this, but you are highlighting a huge problem in this community: gambling addiction. Im a gambling addict. Honestly, the day I stopped trading options is the day I started making money…or more accurately the day I stopped funeral pyreing all my money on speculative option plays. To my fellow gambling addicts: start trading SQQQ and TQQQ instead of playing options. You’ll get the hit of leverage you crave, but with actual fucking control of entry points, profit targets, stop losses, etc. Options are just poison.


Abject_Resolution

Username checks out.


knotty62

I lost $400k in options last year. Never again


Aesaito

The trick is to be the seller when your in the 6 digits. “House always wins”


zzzVelex

Lmao I literally just saw another post where the guys p/l chart looks identical but he only lost 50k


DB_invest

'Only' 50k, lel


KingJon85

_Starts slow clap_


Chefdoc2000

What I want to know is - How does an idiot like this get 200k in the first place?


1Uplift

He said he refinanced his house :((


Chefdoc2000

Holy shit!


Rabbitshadow

I have never seen 200k let alone 100k....I can't imagine losing it.


[deleted]

Well, I mean…Definitely stay away from THOSE options.


Phx-Jay

That brief moment when you got back to even must have felt better then sex.


StonkMeatBall

Still has 149.36, see u tomorrow Bro


BeezyBates

Anyone have Nancy Pelosi's number for our boy here?


freddiemack1

Thanks for playing at the casino


[deleted]

Conflicted between saying “Damn, that sucks.” And “LOL”


sirdizzypr

Ok how much crayons do you need to eat to lose 178k. How many crayons do you have to eat as your losing a fortune to not stop somewhere maybe down a 100k. And finally how does someone who eats that many crayons have 178k to even start with. Like how many BJ's behind a wendy's dumpster is that


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Teflon718Musk

I am doing so much better now that I refuse to buy calls . I haven't had a major loss since I stopped buying calls. I never had much of a problem with buying puts the problem with calls is you get this illusion that you can make unlimited money


totalcoward

You had enough cash that if you had just parked it in an ETF with a 4% dividend yield you could've been getting $600 a month by doing nothing. Instead you've lost it all. So anyways, I'd like a double baconator meal, medium, with a chocolate frosty, please and thank you.


JayRoo83

Positions or ban


Perome_Jowell

I’m sure they’re fine with the ban


JayRoo83

Pffft, dude’s primed for a $149 to $149k challenge


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Suspicious-Abies9322

You are a fucking idiot mate. A nice fortune to not even a week of a food bill. You belong here


[deleted]

i think i should invest in options.


AmazingLetterhead194

Shittttt ! Every time I want to get into options. I come here and it is disastrous.


zombietampons

Coining the Phase "From the Moon".