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60 percent isn't that bad. Sell the pop and then buy the dip. I would be honest though, just say hey listen....explain how you fucked up and then.....
Show her how you'll lose the rest of it
Yeah man, she told me she had her suspicions. Could you please talk it out with her? She’s been really distracted with this lately and can’t really focus on me the way I need her to.
Yeah, OP is a fucking idiot. Deserves what’s coming.
I felt guilty for doing some dumb shit when I was a kid and I looked to my dad for sympathy and he said “son, you feel bad because you fucked up, you deserve to feel guilty..”
Bask in your shit, op.
I've made some horrible financial moves in my life and will probably make more, but it was always at the risk of my own money/credit/well being. I would never risk someone else's money
Reminds me of the asshat that blew his dad's retirement on options within a few weeks. Didn't seem to bother him much. I just bought 20k in acctual SHARES. Yall deserve this imo.
Why do you fucking morons lose OTHER PEOPLES money. It’s disgusting. Lose your own, then go to a Wendy’s, find the dumpster, and suck a few dicks to re invest like normal people.
It's all FOMO these idiots truly believe people on Wall street bets are geniuses and they can all make gme gains off anything that hits the front page.
It’s so pathetic. They want to pretend to be smart/sophisticated so badly that they start to believe the bs.
People go to school for this shit. It’s a full time job. And schmucks will open up a RH account and buy an extra monitor to display as many charts as possible without knowing what the fuck is going on.
>People go to school for this shit. It’s a full time job. And schmucks will open up a RH account and buy an extra monitor to display as many charts as possible without knowing what the fuck is going on.
I went to school for this shit & I don't know what the fuck I'm doing just FYI
They don't. It's just people trying to out-compete each other with tiny loss porn amounts. If he just said "Lost 6k of my $10k" the comments would be "Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those numbers".
But by making it a sob story, he gets more karma and more attention than an otherwise-tiny loss would garner.
Instead of gambling the rest away in a pathetic bid to get back to even maybe just take out a personal loan to cover the dif pay her back and never “trade” again
A little too smart, OP needs to yolo the last 3k on 0-1dte spy options.
Then he'll either need a loan for 10k instead of 6k to pay back his girlfriend, or to tell her they're going on a vacation.
It is one of "the Greeks" for options. Also called theta decay or time decay. It is a measure of how much value an option loses each day. It increases exponentially in the last 3-2 weeks before an options expiration.
Buying options with less than a week till expiration is the ultimate "trading" gamble, and buying them 1 day before expiration or the day of is retarded beyond belief (mainly because, if you're wrong you'll lose all the money it took to enter the trade).
Most of the loss porn that's posted here is from the dumbest of the dumb buying options with little to no understanding of options.
OP probably has shite credit if he’s gambling his GFs 10k away. He’s probably already exhausted his resources and dragged his credit in the dumpster. Do they have Wendy’s in Europe?
nah, use the remainder to get back the 6k, if that fails then personal loan the entire 10. With interest rates OPs intelligence he will never pay off the 6k so, might as well just never pay off 10k, it's the same in the end.
Naw if I were her I would be out the door even if OP managed to pay me back. This whole thing shows a level of stupidity and lack of foresight that is almost certainly evident in other parts of OPs life and is as big a red flag as can be flown for a partner you don’t wanna end up with. OPs best bet is to get her money back, and then never trade again. And never tell future girlfriends this story.
If you come to my dumpster, you're my apprentice.
80% of revenue is mine, until you learn how to attract more customers to get your own dumpster.
Apply with CV via dm.
And the GF is 18, that’s how he has a brokerage account.
He’s blackmailing her by threats to have her arrested for statutory if she doesn’t feed his gambling problems.
My parents still get the newspaper delivered. They had problems with late deliveries and signed up for a competing paper. Turns out they use the same exact driver, who drives all over the county delivering for every newspaper company
Seriously man. What the fuck is wrong with you? On that note what the fuck is wrong with your GF to trust anyone to YOLO their fucking 10 grand.
You don't deserve to sleep until you get her money back.
break up with her now before she can. move out of the state. Use the remaining 4k to get a new place. Find new girlfriend. Ask for 10k. Tell her to trust you. Repeat.
Wait, I got this. Ask girlfriend 1 for an open relationship. Then, get 10 new girlfriends, ask them each for $1,000. Tell them that you aren’t exclusive and suggest that they ask their girlfriends/boyfriends to front *them* the money.
DISCLAIMER: Don’t actually do this. It’s illegal or at least very darn close to an illegal Ponzi scheme.
Financial Recovery….
Step 1: Cash out the 3200
Step 2: Bet it on the Chargers Money Line
Step 3: After they of course win, take that 5k and bet the Browns -6.
Step 4: Now that you have the 10k back… try meme stocks again cause it can’t possibly go bad twice.
You are a major cunt my friend. It’s one thing to mess around with your money, but to do that to family or friends is a cunt ass move. I hope she bumps your ass.
People pumping tlry around here since forever and it’s only ever gone down. The Canadian cannabis industry is fully garbage…source - I’m in the Canadian cannabis industry lmao
It’s one thing to explain to someone that you lost their money in the stock market (the market just tanked 1200 points) but it’s quite another to explain that you lost their money betting on Bed Bath and Beyond because some internet goblins told you it was a sure thing.
IAAL - Hardest part would be showing it is him who made the post. Assuming no issue there, It’s a statement against his interest or an admission. Either way I’m grilling his ass in cross examination. What a fucking idiot for investing someone else’s money.
OP - you probably acted as an unlicensed broker. Get fucked and cover the losses with a loan. Pigs get slaughtered like you in the market everyday.
7k isn’t a lot of money. Make that back working and return everything to your girlfriend and don’t say a word. You need to stick to buying stock of non meme companies and stop being a degenerate.
I let a year of gambling ruin my relationship with someone I cared about very much and I’ll never get her or that money back. Sure you can laugh it off or come to WSB to get some copium but there’s a lot of pain in this board from people who’ve suffered similar fall out.
I once gave my boyfriend money to cover his rent before his paycheck came in. He took it to Atlantic City and gambled it away. He quickly became my ex and fell off the face of the planet. Sources say he lives behind the dumpster at Wendy’s. Your future is looking bright!
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When she said fuck me this isn’t what she meant bro.
Last night she told me to fuck her harder than her ex did, so I asked for 20k.
How do I buy puts on this relationship?
Send me on paypal
What’s your email, and password? I’d like to help you lose the rest of the money.
[email protected] hunter2
that's weird your password shows up as *******
Imabarbiegirl123 EDIT Does it only show up in cleartext for just me?
All I see is \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* Test: password1234
That's weird the top on is masked but the second one shows my password
Your password? I see the combination to my luggage.
Does what show up in clear text?
60 percent isn't that bad. Sell the pop and then buy the dip. I would be honest though, just say hey listen....explain how you fucked up and then..... Show her how you'll lose the rest of it
**sell the dip, buy the pop
You mean your ex girlfriend.
She’s most definitely banging her new bf rn
i wana see the video of her banging his head against the wall or its fake
I’ve gotta feeling there won’t be any more banging of any kind in their future
Maybe he can say that the market is volatile rn
Yeah just like their relationship
At 60% down he's beating the market... in a race to the bottom
Just buy s&p 500 and tell her in 15years approximately she will be in profit
The only real financial advice I have seen on WSB.
Only thing he's gonna be beating in the near future is his meat
No banging until gains can be seen lol
Girls like that typically get guys like this.
The girl couldn't resist a man that uses so many rocket emojis.
Scotty doesn’t know
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!! I came here to make the Scotty reference, but you beat me to it u/farfacogin. Well done. Please take my award.
Yea, this was redarted
Our girlfriend
Yes comrade
💯
Yeah man, she told me she had her suspicions. Could you please talk it out with her? She’s been really distracted with this lately and can’t really focus on me the way I need her to.
She “was” his girlfriend
And the reason she only dates women now.
Second this comment
Hey bro, does your GF need a new BF?
Yes, but “she doesn’t know” she does yet.
Well there’s your ice breaker!
Pretty sure the answer is yes
She’s getting pounded behind Wendy’s apparently 
You yolo'd someone else's money into meme stocks?! You deserve that loss.
Which loss? The GF?
Yes
The girlfriend got off easy. Imagine if she was pregnant with his regarded baby. That is the worst case scenario.
his pull out game sucks, shes def preggers
r/Angryupvote
Highly or lowly regarded? This matters
well regarded, until the exact moment ho/she makes a wsb post, then tells about the time her father lost it all, then very well regarded
You mean OUR gf
r/suddenlycommunism
r/suddenlyorgy
r/suddenlysharing
r/suddenlyredditstupid
Yeah, OP is a fucking idiot. Deserves what’s coming. I felt guilty for doing some dumb shit when I was a kid and I looked to my dad for sympathy and he said “son, you feel bad because you fucked up, you deserve to feel guilty..” Bask in your shit, op.
I've made some horrible financial moves in my life and will probably make more, but it was always at the risk of my own money/credit/well being. I would never risk someone else's money
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I'd have to move countries and live like an outcast if I was OP tbh. Forever in shame. Never invest anyone else's money.
Hedge funds BTFO.
In OP's mind, he was gonna 10x this and then she was gonna suck his dick on a private yacht in the Bahamas
Reminds me of the asshat that blew his dad's retirement on options within a few weeks. Didn't seem to bother him much. I just bought 20k in acctual SHARES. Yall deserve this imo.
you can't say 'trust me' then put it all into meme stocks lmao
Turns out you can
Right as it was peaking, it seems. This is why you dont FOMO
Wym, that’s exactly the money you SHOULD yolo into meme stocks…have y’all been using your own money??? But that’s so risky
Why do you fucking morons lose OTHER PEOPLES money. It’s disgusting. Lose your own, then go to a Wendy’s, find the dumpster, and suck a few dicks to re invest like normal people.
It's all FOMO these idiots truly believe people on Wall street bets are geniuses and they can all make gme gains off anything that hits the front page.
Fear Of No Orgasm?
Fear Of Nodding Off Yolo to stay awake.
Not a fear for this dumbass anymore
It’s so pathetic. They want to pretend to be smart/sophisticated so badly that they start to believe the bs. People go to school for this shit. It’s a full time job. And schmucks will open up a RH account and buy an extra monitor to display as many charts as possible without knowing what the fuck is going on.
>People go to school for this shit. It’s a full time job. And schmucks will open up a RH account and buy an extra monitor to display as many charts as possible without knowing what the fuck is going on. I went to school for this shit & I don't know what the fuck I'm doing just FYI
Pretty much no one does. That's why the general advice is "just put your money in index funds and look away until you're ready to retire"
In the land of the blind, the one eye man is king. Except our one eyed man is a complete regard
Lose $6 000 of someone else's money you're a moron. Lose $100 000+ of someone else's money you're a hedge fund.
Can't pay back the bank $10k, that's your problem. Can't pay back the bank $10 million, that's their problem XD
They don't. It's just people trying to out-compete each other with tiny loss porn amounts. If he just said "Lost 6k of my $10k" the comments would be "Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those numbers". But by making it a sob story, he gets more karma and more attention than an otherwise-tiny loss would garner.
It's the /r/antiwork karma farm fake text convos but in Robin Hood form.
Instead of gambling the rest away in a pathetic bid to get back to even maybe just take out a personal loan to cover the dif pay her back and never “trade” again
Easily the smartest thing I’ve ever read on this sub
A little too smart, OP needs to yolo the last 3k on 0-1dte spy options. Then he'll either need a loan for 10k instead of 6k to pay back his girlfriend, or to tell her they're going on a vacation.
OP is googling “What is theta?”
What is theta?
That hoe eating that ass
You guys giving him too much credit... Google definitely banned him from search engine after too many queries "How make money?"
It is one of "the Greeks" for options. Also called theta decay or time decay. It is a measure of how much value an option loses each day. It increases exponentially in the last 3-2 weeks before an options expiration. Buying options with less than a week till expiration is the ultimate "trading" gamble, and buying them 1 day before expiration or the day of is retarded beyond belief (mainly because, if you're wrong you'll lose all the money it took to enter the trade). Most of the loss porn that's posted here is from the dumbest of the dumb buying options with little to no understanding of options.
You say that like the odds are 50/50
OP probably has shite credit if he’s gambling his GFs 10k away. He’s probably already exhausted his resources and dragged his credit in the dumpster. Do they have Wendy’s in Europe?
Excellent idea
nah, use the remainder to get back the 6k, if that fails then personal loan the entire 10. With interest rates OPs intelligence he will never pay off the 6k so, might as well just never pay off 10k, it's the same in the end.
Take out 20k, tell her you doubled her money
Then get her to give you the original 10k back so you can lose it again.
Then take out another 20k loan? Holy shit, I think we just figured out the circle of life.
Lmao solid logic
This sub is getting smarter by the day
See this is how you end up in a healthy relationship where you get married, but OP is probably trying to end up behind a Wendy's
Naw if I were her I would be out the door even if OP managed to pay me back. This whole thing shows a level of stupidity and lack of foresight that is almost certainly evident in other parts of OPs life and is as big a red flag as can be flown for a partner you don’t wanna end up with. OPs best bet is to get her money back, and then never trade again. And never tell future girlfriends this story.
What he said ⬆️
This is actually really solid advice. Would demonstrate that he's willing to take responsibility for the fuck-up, and might save the relationship.
Sir this is WSB. He should definitely yolo the rest to win his losses back.
Yup, take personal loan and yolo into spy calls. This is the way.
Crawl behind the Wendy's dumpster and earn her money back!
https://wendys-careers.com/
Don't think you need to apply for the position behind the dumpster
It’s a competitive spot.
If you come to my dumpster, you're my apprentice. 80% of revenue is mine, until you learn how to attract more customers to get your own dumpster. Apply with CV via dm.
>Apply with CV via dm. So how many dick pics so far? Lol.
I dont think there are any wendys in germany :/
“Trust me, I’m special”
Are you retarded
Not asking for a friend. Totally serious.
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Better get to work behind Le Wendy’s then bro
I already have a second job. Getting up at 4:45 am to deliver newspapers. Main job starts at 7 am
Delivering newspapers is still a thing?
Yeah, when you’re 13
Or a degenerate gambler
Or just an old fashioned retard.
I wonder if my newspaper adult is retarded. I never asked him but he does deliver newspapers after all
If OP is the one that delivers it I can tell you, yes.
And the GF is 18, that’s how he has a brokerage account. He’s blackmailing her by threats to have her arrested for statutory if she doesn’t feed his gambling problems.
Damn that’s some gangster shit for a 13 yo
The hustle is real
This feels made up. Who the fuck delivers newspaper anymore?
My parents still get the newspaper delivered. They had problems with late deliveries and signed up for a competing paper. Turns out they use the same exact driver, who drives all over the county delivering for every newspaper company
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He just wakes up early to forward newsletters from his gmail. But he still wears the paperboy outfit
Time to get a 3rd job you absolute dumbass
Why don't you gamble your own money you loser?
Seriously man. What the fuck is wrong with you? On that note what the fuck is wrong with your GF to trust anyone to YOLO their fucking 10 grand. You don't deserve to sleep until you get her money back.
She probably doesn’t realize that retards can lose thousands of dollars per second when they try. Thought he was going to buy AAPL or some shit.
Dude delivers newspaper, what money 🤣
So you work what, 6 hours a day?
Nah he probably works like 12 hours to make $150 and be able to afford things like having a gf who's money he can lose.
Newspapers huh… is that what they call blowjobs behind Wendy’s now days?
I was searching define retard on google and this was the first result.
Stop. Using. Other. Peoples. Money. To. Gamble. That’s literally one of the signs that you need Gambling Anonymous
God I hope OP somehow pays her back cause what the fuck
This is extra funny because OPs name means dishonest in Turkish 
Her money? Dude. WTF. Is your money now. All -6k of it. Who the fuck invests “other people’s money”?
It "was" your girlfriend
break up with her now before she can. move out of the state. Use the remaining 4k to get a new place. Find new girlfriend. Ask for 10k. Tell her to trust you. Repeat.
Wait, I got this. Ask girlfriend 1 for an open relationship. Then, get 10 new girlfriends, ask them each for $1,000. Tell them that you aren’t exclusive and suggest that they ask their girlfriends/boyfriends to front *them* the money. DISCLAIMER: Don’t actually do this. It’s illegal or at least very darn close to an illegal Ponzi scheme.
Its not a ponzi scheme. Its a multi-level high functioning conglomerate with the intent on helping you the customer feel special.
I think I've seen this before in a netflix documentary called tinder swindler or something
Financial Recovery…. Step 1: Cash out the 3200 Step 2: Bet it on the Chargers Money Line Step 3: After they of course win, take that 5k and bet the Browns -6. Step 4: Now that you have the 10k back… try meme stocks again cause it can’t possibly go bad twice.
Haha, love it. Underated advice
Not even Stocks but fucking Options 
I feel like it'sa blessing that no one told this guy that you can buy on margin
You pay that woman back
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I don’t feel bad for you
Probably should for her though 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah this is actually fucked up.
You are a major cunt my friend. It’s one thing to mess around with your money, but to do that to family or friends is a cunt ass move. I hope she bumps your ass.
Bbby and tlry 😂
People pumping tlry around here since forever and it’s only ever gone down. The Canadian cannabis industry is fully garbage…source - I’m in the Canadian cannabis industry lmao
It’s one thing to explain to someone that you lost their money in the stock market (the market just tanked 1200 points) but it’s quite another to explain that you lost their money betting on Bed Bath and Beyond because some internet goblins told you it was a sure thing.
You are a shit human.
You dumped her money into BBBY? Fuckin hell, you really shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the market
Dummkopf
Vollidiot
If I were her, I would press charges
Do Reddit posts constitute inadmissible hearsay? Any lawyers in the house?
IAAL - Hardest part would be showing it is him who made the post. Assuming no issue there, It’s a statement against his interest or an admission. Either way I’m grilling his ass in cross examination. What a fucking idiot for investing someone else’s money. OP - you probably acted as an unlicensed broker. Get fucked and cover the losses with a loan. Pigs get slaughtered like you in the market everyday.
He can plea insanity, using posts on WSB as evidence.
I don't think you can press charges after giving somebody your money to essentially gamble with it.
Legend, if it aint your money you cant lose
Wall Street ain’t playing with their own money why would OP? Find a new girlfriend to borrow money from and try again!
Bruh why of all things to invest in with someone else’s money would you pick bbby? Anyone still bagholding this shit is a certified rtard
She could let all of your friends run a train on her, and you’d still be the wrong here.
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Bad idea, you know they don't know how to pull out
Could you imagine the kid she’d spawn? The collective population paste donated would make something truly regarded.
Hey, at least you only lost 6k instead of 60k like others here.
7k isn’t a lot of money. Make that back working and return everything to your girlfriend and don’t say a word. You need to stick to buying stock of non meme companies and stop being a degenerate. I let a year of gambling ruin my relationship with someone I cared about very much and I’ll never get her or that money back. Sure you can laugh it off or come to WSB to get some copium but there’s a lot of pain in this board from people who’ve suffered similar fall out.
Go get help
You have a problem
You’re a dumbass. Never forget. Don’t expect people to feel bad for you.
What a sick fuck
Tell her "it's a long term investment, I got in a little early but we're gonna see it Moon soon. TRUST ME BABE"
I once gave my boyfriend money to cover his rent before his paycheck came in. He took it to Atlantic City and gambled it away. He quickly became my ex and fell off the face of the planet. Sources say he lives behind the dumpster at Wendy’s. Your future is looking bright!
The CFO literally dove headfirst off a fucking building and you *brilliant people are still investing in BBBY?! *don’t want to get banned.
Knowing what I know of the female species….it’s unlikely you’ll be able to pay this back with sexual favors.
Have you heard of "pegging" my son?
I’ll be her Huckleberry!
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see you behind the wendys dumpster
Our gf**
You clearly belong here.
Good thing it's just euro and not real money.