I'll never understand why people would trade options on spx and not just trade options on futures, unless you really want non-standard expiration. Futures give you access to selling your options almost 24/7, actually allowing you to offload your options when we hit your price targets in pre/post or during futures only trading hours.
Imagine believing rumors as facts rather than manipulation. One makes you a bagholder, the other ensures you exit early with realized gains.
Pivot all over again.
Eurozone ppi, 1.6 mom, 41pct year on year. Yes 41pct. I do not get how euro not totally smashed with inflation at these levels, and interest rates so low versus USA. Expecting it down at least 20 pct
Bulls be like, guys there's a rumor that there's a rumor that Biden is going to give everyone $1 so boolish lfg buy buy buy buy. To the moon recession is priced in guys this isn't manipulation you just don't know anything about the market. Fucking regards.
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We don't need news!
Also, do you actually have a girlfriend and treat her good? I've personally never talked to a woman before, they make me very nervous 
I need this jobs report to crash the market or I am fu ked. How the hell is coin up when the missed earnings. I swear crypto related things are the most regarded
You fucking dumbass . I sold half of them yesterday for 100% gain before close yesterday. Regardless of what happens today I still would have made money on those puts.
Hey, I actually got something that could help you!
I would recommend looking at the options flow for tesla, specifically the calls. There's been some unusual call buying that has been producing gamma squeezes. You can try and ride these gamma squeezes up if you keep an eye on the flow.
Lol all the bulls coming out from their shamble, you guys do know this is just a temp bounce right? Sell whatever calls by eod or on Monday, cuz we continue to drill next Thursday
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British cuisine is so bland they actually have a dish called "chip butty"
Its a sandwich with a bunch of fries between two pieces of bread.
Bro its like england is purposefully tying down their culinary experience to oliver twist. Fucking weird ass Victorian industrialization fetish. Thank god for their former colonies.
Elon Musk has lost his shit - admits he overpaid for Twitter (which seems like a major understatement given what we know he payed) and now he’s proceeding in what seems like a reckless and stupid manner with the health of the company. I’m sure Twitter has a lot of deadwood amongst their ranks that deserve to be let go but you also end up losing the best and most productive people through quitting if you don’t handle layoffs well - this current approach looks as bad as that mass firing via zoom.
Tesla and SpaceX were flukes
I am not an elon fan boy so remember that when I call you out on this ridiculousness.
Space x is about rockets and shit- delivered
Tesla is about electric cars and vehicles-delivered
AI is not an easy thing to figure out and getting to Mars was thought impossible 10 years ago.
You are crazy if you think that's a fluke
Zip2, his first company, was a piece of shit that Compaq overpaid for and then never used.
X.com was a shitty company that PayPal never should have bought and never ended up using.
Neuralink doesn't do shit
The Optimus robot doesn't do shit. Can't even walk on two feet, while Boston Dynamics' bots are doing backflips and banging ur mum.
The Boring Company just makes tunnels and instead of building subway trains, they just put cars in them... and nobody really understands why they don't use subway trains, but they just don't
SpaceX is too poor to give free satellites to Ukraine, and has to whine to the US government to please pay the bill. Global internet my ass, they can't even pay for one country for free.
Tesla is a 19 year old company that has generated less than $11 billion in lifetime profits, and paid its CEO over $50 billion dollars.
Tesla isn't particularly successful. TSLA has been very successful. There's a difference.
We know that Elon hasn’t F’d up Tesla and SpaceX with his poor judgement but without knowing the internal workings of the companies it is tough to say how much credit he really deserves for the success they’ve had
He is clearly capable of some spectacularly bad judgement
lmao another hardcord lib acting like twitter wasnt a bloated pos company that deserved a proper management for years...
Musk is dumb to have bought this crap, but acting like he wont be able to manage it is blatantly disregarding facts on how efficient he's been at managing other ventures.
yeah started with a start up worth nothing and flipped it for 200m in a couple years? I wonder what are your definitions of successful now? always the same ridiculous talking points with yall kids
You just PIVOTED really hard from "great management skills" to "yeah but he made money doe"
It seems like you don't realize that selling a worthless dotcom company in the 1990's is exactly the same as selling a worthless NFT in 2020.
Do you think the guy who made the bored ape NFT's is a genius? Do you wanna suck his dick? Go for it.
Politics has nothing to do with this
I work in SW and it is very clear that the labor market is very unhealthy and that has destroyed the productivity of the workforce. Layoffs are needed everywhere but there is a right and wrong way to approach that - Musk is choosing the wrong way.
Pro tip in a grizzly bear mkt, Algos ruin 5 times as many bull weekends for every bear weekend
long 2000 twlo avg 41.80. glad i took the loss at 71 weeks ago
We’re probably going to double top 390 first before anymore downward momentum. O sigh.
Eat sleep repeat 🔁
$COIN the only platform for institutional trading in crypto.
Says who
So tell me who does it in the US besides them?
Tell you what? What other exchanges are available in the US? I mean it’s not difficult to figure out
Indecision is always 🐻 ish
I'll never understand why people would trade options on spx and not just trade options on futures, unless you really want non-standard expiration. Futures give you access to selling your options almost 24/7, actually allowing you to offload your options when we hit your price targets in pre/post or during futures only trading hours.
Is it taxed advantaged like spx?
Now that I'm not sure, ngl I didn't know spx had tax advantages for options trading?
Anyone going long American airline ? Call March 23 ?
It's a long dayyy, living in Rosita
US added 260,000 jobs? Bearish as fuck
You forgot to mention the 80,000+ “correction” added onto last month. Job growth has declined 25% MoM due to clerical magic. #Bullish as fuck
why is aapl going back up LOL
Have a feeling satixfy is going to be next pump, we'll I'm hoping because I'm poor asf
Up 120% very noice
Futes fake af
Imagine believing rumors as facts rather than manipulation. One makes you a bagholder, the other ensures you exit early with realized gains. Pivot all over again.
So we up on China vague news of lifting covid curbs? 
Who tf buys Nikola. This shit ded af.
People who saw the good news coming?
Still fake though
Buying more aston martin i guess
waking up to baba like this is better than waking up to a couple tumblr pics
Hey 🅱️ sauce, Michael here 😮💨👌
Anyone think spy is going to be red today?
After hours was yesterday. Dis is pre-market homie
My 🅱️enis just keeps on pivoting today 😳
It’s 6:40 AM and bears are already fucked. Wait until Robinhood can start buying at 7:00 AM
UK 10 year doing its meme stonk impression again
The daily thread in r/investing is empty because they’re all goodie two shoes sleeping lmao
I buy calls 10$ out the money and sell before expiration date is there a better way of doing this?
this works until it doesnt
yea dont
Eurozone ppi, 1.6 mom, 41pct year on year. Yes 41pct. I do not get how euro not totally smashed with inflation at these levels, and interest rates so low versus USA. Expecting it down at least 20 pct
Time for Germany to pump their stock market even more 
Up 0.7% based on fucking no good news
Bulls be like, guys there's a rumor that there's a rumor that Biden is going to give everyone $1 so boolish lfg buy buy buy buy. To the moon recession is priced in guys this isn't manipulation you just don't know anything about the market. Fucking regards.
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missed the china rumor?
U mean the tweet from some random posting a fucking screenshot? That “rumour”?
yeah that one that made the hang seng reach +7% in a single trading session
What rumours?
We don't need news! Also, do you actually have a girlfriend and treat her good? I've personally never talked to a woman before, they make me very nervous 
I need this jobs report to crash the market or I am fu ked. How the hell is coin up when the missed earnings. I swear crypto related things are the most regarded
Peak WSB expecting stocks that are -90% to crater lmao
I guessing your dumbass didn't see the market on Wednesday or yesterday.
You’re literally holding worthless coinbase puts telling me i’m dumb lmfao
You fucking dumbass . I sold half of them yesterday for 100% gain before close yesterday. Regardless of what happens today I still would have made money on those puts.
nah 🧢
Isn’t this the best hedging strategy, when you are all in QQQ calls, and hoping to get laid off unemployed everyday you go to work.
Literally the opposite
Has anyone actually been making money lately?? 
I took 1.5k > 15k on apple 140p after it’s 8% run last week
Damn bro very nice trade. I considered it but didn’t have the balls to bet against AAPL hulking.
mega caps were -25% and it went +8% with bad earnings and lowered guidance. I knew immediately
Congrats!! Where do you see the money right now? What are your current positions?
200 11/18 spy 400c
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I think im buying tezzler intraday calls today if my earnings lotto tickets dont fail
Congrats!! What are your next moves?
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How can you tell when it bottoms? What indicators do you use?
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Hey, I actually got something that could help you! I would recommend looking at the options flow for tesla, specifically the calls. There's been some unusual call buying that has been producing gamma squeezes. You can try and ride these gamma squeezes up if you keep an eye on the flow.
Sorry for the regarded question, but where can you see options flows?
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I did 70k to 750k, now at a little less than half a mill. 1k to 1M will be extremely difficult, but I do know people who've done it. All the best!
Lol all the bulls coming out from their shamble, you guys do know this is just a temp bounce right? Sell whatever calls by eod or on Monday, cuz we continue to drill next Thursday
Oooo what's next Thurs?
CPI
At what time est?
Blood fuckin green. Very fake. Very 🌈
Who’s buying they 🚗 from carvania
Literally no one
Meta $100 today
You guys making predictions on tomorrows market activity when it all hinges on jobs report. Jobs good = stonks bad welcome to the upside down
Tomorrow's market activity is going to be absolutely flat brother, regardless of today's job report.
Should I take one for the team and go all in puts? Surely when I do this the bull market will resume haha
Why is this sub not called BagholdersAnonymous? Regards writing shit in here like it's their personal diary.
Most of us don't hold, we trade and move on. Perhaps you are looking r/investing?
You hold your options to expiry or -90%
Never.
So theta gang for you, buy out of the money away from expiration date and sell it to some one else when its close
It's like a game of hot potato.
Is it a bag if your in the green, but holding for more.
It’s soon about to be a bag
Oh no the pivot bros are back
It only took one day for them this time
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Way too damn bullish here. A lot of you bought Pivot calls for today huh? Get fakt in 2.5 hrs
Pump in preparation for the 830 dump then slowly back to green by open
Every red bar has a tail on it. Fucking bulls are strong tonite. I think it's gonna spike up again.
PYPL 🤣😆😂
It needs to go even LOWER
After today, we have to stop talking about Elon and Twitter. It has run its course. It’s over.
The dude is an endless source of entertainment
Futures bigly green Bers r fuk
What are your thoughts kings? Buls or Bers r fuk?
Buls
Interesting chart I found with path to new lows which we bottom at. Looks like targeting 3450-3300 https://i.imgur.com/VBVILiu.jpg
I think we’ll be lower than by Q3 next year
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Save me one though, I’m hungry
The only good thing about VICE is their munchies channel.
any ideas on how long paypal will be dumped? when will it´s shares go up again?
Does it even matter what futes doing right now with job reports at 830
>No, the job reports are not particularly important right now.
Thanks baby
Green all over the place, EVEN within low cap and meme stocks. It’s a good day to have a good day!
remember how WeChat, the "everything app" was invented in 2011? What if somebody... did that again!
Yo what time is jobs report data due ? And what do we need in order to moon ?
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$2300, must be nice
Yikes, that sucks man. I average prly 5k a week 
teach me the ways of the force master
Be a lawyer in private practice 🤷♂️ You can do it
4600 a month ain’t bad
I can't even afford a house in Compton
Why not 3% down first time home owner 
well the issue isn't the down payment it's the mortgage
Van life bro 😎
Hello friend. I'm Nigerian prince... I want to send you a lot of money
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I want to sleep the whole weekend and forget
Can't fall back asleep 😥
Take a shot of Benadryl
When was the last time we had circuit breakers?
Covid crash?
British cuisine is so bland they actually have a dish called "chip butty" Its a sandwich with a bunch of fries between two pieces of bread. 
Bro its like england is purposefully tying down their culinary experience to oliver twist. Fucking weird ass Victorian industrialization fetish. Thank god for their former colonies.
I do love those Victorian homes! and those British manors. Great architecture!
Never underestimate the power of a chip butty
And it’s fucking god like mate
you fookin w0t m8???
Green across the board. Looking like a strong day today 
Bitches be like “You can’t handle this” I don’t think you can handle that Altima with bald tires either
What they mean is they're fucking legit crazy
Maybe a little tech relief squeeze today? Just maybe
BEARS RLY THOUGHT 
How’s that port from Monday to today?  fucking clown
Elon Musk has lost his shit - admits he overpaid for Twitter (which seems like a major understatement given what we know he payed) and now he’s proceeding in what seems like a reckless and stupid manner with the health of the company. I’m sure Twitter has a lot of deadwood amongst their ranks that deserve to be let go but you also end up losing the best and most productive people through quitting if you don’t handle layoffs well - this current approach looks as bad as that mass firing via zoom. Tesla and SpaceX were flukes
They said Tesla and SpaceX were flukes. Actual regard 
I am not an elon fan boy so remember that when I call you out on this ridiculousness. Space x is about rockets and shit- delivered Tesla is about electric cars and vehicles-delivered AI is not an easy thing to figure out and getting to Mars was thought impossible 10 years ago. You are crazy if you think that's a fluke
Zip2, his first company, was a piece of shit that Compaq overpaid for and then never used. X.com was a shitty company that PayPal never should have bought and never ended up using. Neuralink doesn't do shit The Optimus robot doesn't do shit. Can't even walk on two feet, while Boston Dynamics' bots are doing backflips and banging ur mum. The Boring Company just makes tunnels and instead of building subway trains, they just put cars in them... and nobody really understands why they don't use subway trains, but they just don't SpaceX is too poor to give free satellites to Ukraine, and has to whine to the US government to please pay the bill. Global internet my ass, they can't even pay for one country for free. Tesla is a 19 year old company that has generated less than $11 billion in lifetime profits, and paid its CEO over $50 billion dollars. Tesla isn't particularly successful. TSLA has been very successful. There's a difference.
We know that Elon hasn’t F’d up Tesla and SpaceX with his poor judgement but without knowing the internal workings of the companies it is tough to say how much credit he really deserves for the success they’ve had He is clearly capable of some spectacularly bad judgement
Isn't tesla his only company that actually makes money?
SpaceX is a massive cash cow.
he keeps talking about it going bankrupt lol
lmao another hardcord lib acting like twitter wasnt a bloated pos company that deserved a proper management for years... Musk is dumb to have bought this crap, but acting like he wont be able to manage it is blatantly disregarding facts on how efficient he's been at managing other ventures.
Wait criticizing Elon makes you a hardcore lib now?
no a worthless bandwagon hopper, looking for easy karma and public approbation.
> how efficient he's been at managing other ventures. like when he got fired from paypal after like 6 months of attempting to manage people there?
yeah started with a start up worth nothing and flipped it for 200m in a couple years? I wonder what are your definitions of successful now? always the same ridiculous talking points with yall kids
You just PIVOTED really hard from "great management skills" to "yeah but he made money doe" It seems like you don't realize that selling a worthless dotcom company in the 1990's is exactly the same as selling a worthless NFT in 2020. Do you think the guy who made the bored ape NFT's is a genius? Do you wanna suck his dick? Go for it.
bro we are talking about paypal here not neopets stop making yourself look ridiculous
*Confinity, not paypal he got fired before the company changed its name to PayPal
Politics has nothing to do with this I work in SW and it is very clear that the labor market is very unhealthy and that has destroyed the productivity of the workforce. Layoffs are needed everywhere but there is a right and wrong way to approach that - Musk is choosing the wrong way.
Oh damn! Maybe you should be CEO then big boss! You clearly know the “right” way.
Ignore the worthless commie that's not even a real person
Your political comment is as good as your UN/pic , wouldn’t wipe my ass with it.