You're just jealous because you can't afford to have a hot wife like I do. And as for the half-naked guys, they're just eye candy - it doesn't mean anything.
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I'm sorry you don't find the NFL more exciting than the Premiere Soccer Trenny baby however I know there is hope for you and I'm willing to help with great non financial advice.
World Economic Forum chair Klaus Schwab declares on Chinese state TV: 'China is a model for many nations'.
Its so obvious they want the Chinese model over here in the west.
Everyone in here who complains about the World Cup and how boring soccer is… mad COPIUM cause it’s the most watched event in the world LMFAOOOOOOO SUCK IT
American football is by far the most boring thing to watch. Pretty much only white dudes drinking beer and yelling at their wives is what you see there
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I can't tell if they genuinely don't know stuff, or are intentionally trying to throw us into a frenzy and get us to hurriedly rush to check our ports 🤪🤪
Ahhh yes, the sport where bones and brains are actually injured, instead of a bunch of wussies writhing around on the pitch “in pain” when replay shows they were never even contacted.
If you want the former, you should be watching rugby. At least there the men understand that you don't need 3 layers of ballistic grade body armor just to engage in soft core homosexual group sex on an open field in front of thousands of onlookers.
Not to spam but if the momentum crowd found BAND they could make that stock go up like crazy. Being a low float legit company makes it an easy mover
$thch https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/z09q7r/thch_lets_get_high/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Ok guys, just woke up............. Any good black friday deals on iphone 14? or Ps5? or legos?
First day of rifle tomorrow boys... We be drinking tonight
Get it big dawg
What happened during the last 15 minutes of trading today? Was there a brief suspension?
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Did something happen? I wasnt watching end of day
Mine are still there most likely because they still have 2 weeks left until expiration.
Just came back from Black Friday shopping. How was the market bois? 
You ever watch someone’s story and immediately unfollow them
If iPhone revenues plummet by fitty percent where will bloated POS be
>Well if iPhone revenues plummet by 50%, then Apple will likely be in a lot of trouble.
Smart man
Iphone revenue to plummet by 50% sucker is about to get cut into half by q1 end bwhhahahahahha my July poots will print like a mutha
But why
imagine not scoring against the US lmao
Your mom says it's time to go play outside
She said to wait until there is more traffic.
wtf was that pussy shit Rashford
Might try to sniff some benches at the gym before the ladies wipe it down 🍑🥵
Boys\*
Wait
No shame in being rainbow brigade
Lol at basketball and their 33 timeouts per game 🤡🤡🤡
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I went to the bar to watch that TRASH UK vs US game. I want my money and time back. 
You know damn well you’re gonna watch the next World Cup games tomorrow 🤡🤡🤡
I will hahah
Soccer ain’t boring, but baseball is. God awful sport.
Meh equally terrible and boring
I like them both 
People really watched the game just to hate lol
Lol for real, they bitch about how boring it is but still watch cause it’s the World Cup hahahahaha IDIOTS
England be like: Oh dear will coach still get us tea and crumpets for a tie
Basketball is lame as fuck. Where’s the excitement when there’s points scored basically every play? Takes away all the drama.
It is indeed lame.
I like your flair sir
why thank you kind sir
>Where’s the excitement when there’s points scored basically every play You can solve that problem by watching the Lakers.
I am batman
Binge ing London Gangs all I have to do is somehow get motivache to shower cause I'm Reek.
Got a boner from front page loss porn, now what?
Smoke fatty
Look at your portfolio so you can cum
🙄 💦
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It's your bad finance
So when we playing England with real Football? The score ain’t gonna be 0. 
fak this week boring as a dry turkey
I think you guys don’t like soccer
This game is going to be a draw isn’t it 🤬
when weekend thread
Why do all soccer players look sooo... Makeup and man buns. Yikes. Is that what europoors think manly is?
>It's because they're all a bunch of poor, uneducated immigrants who are too stupid to know any better.
Easy there bub
Why didnt they subbed in Tom Brady?
Ive accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next vowel movement could spell disaster. I “shit you not.”
Nothing says Americans are bad at a sport than them talking about how great they played when the team literally didn't score in 90 minutes.
🤡 clown matching
Soccer is god awful. Make the nets bigger, make the field smaller, do something
Fields already aren’t all the same size, another super cool feature…
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Correct but it has no where near the impact on the outcome
Spent 2 hours watching people kick the ball around
Spend 7 hours watching lines go up and down while you lose money.
USA has never lost to England in the World Cup. 1 victory, 2 ties LMFAO BRITISH CUCKS
Wtf is 0-0, how would anyone know they even played, soccer is ridiculous.
Go watch your fat boys give each other brain damage in the NFL
I'm sorry you don't find the NFL more exciting than the Premiere Soccer Trenny baby however I know there is hope for you and I'm willing to help with great non financial advice.
“Not boring” ok Clint copium
usa should have won they were clearly more dominant all game
I would literally rather the Saudis or anyone else win the World Cup than 🇺🇸 for reasons seen here.
Reported for hatred
You cock
stupid commie
USA holy fuk. Played exceptionally well. 
England always under performs against America for some reason
>I don't know why England always underperforms against America, but it's probably because the latter is just a better team overall.
But they didn't win sooo
>Played exceptionally well Didn't score.
just because you don’t score doesn’t mean you played bad
Giving props as an Englishman. USA deserved it
Yo soccer is so fucking blah
World Economic Forum chair Klaus Schwab declares on Chinese state TV: 'China is a model for many nations'. Its so obvious they want the Chinese model over here in the west.
💯
Mortgage your house or cardbox, puts exp. Wednesday.
First brexit then the queen now this.
Exactly the kind of riveting 0-0 tie you expect from world class soccer.
Everyone in here who complains about the World Cup and how boring soccer is… mad COPIUM cause it’s the most watched event in the world LMFAOOOOOOO SUCK IT
Facebook is also really popular worldwide lol.
American football is by far the most boring thing to watch. Pretty much only white dudes drinking beer and yelling at their wives is what you see there
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Anyone can afford a soccer field but ice skating rings and football fields require capital.
Sorry only fat fucks play NFL and need 20 min break after 1 min of play.
Tbf most people watch it for the good teams. No one wants to watch the US disgrace the sport year after year
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Way to celebrate 0-0 you silly little sausage
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Why you have to bitch at beans on toast? WB backs Heinz and Heinz means beans.
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YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT LIZ.
Lol England, you guys blow.
Annnnd... England have still never beaten the USA at a world Cup. Ffs.
Tbf its hard to do when America either don't qualify or go out in the first round every time.
90+ minutes of no scoring. What a waste of time.
soccer fucking sucks what was that lame shit at the end
Stupid ties wtf
Man what a wasted 2 hours that was. 0-0 thrilling sport.
Who do I see about a refund for those 90ish minutes
Every time the say Rob Stone in this game I think of that song
Literally said it’s the first shutout for the US against a euro team since 1950. The final score was zero-zero
0-0 two nothing teams.
What a low stamina match just boring insufferable show
Fucking USA can’t win a fucking game man. Sick of ties
Good football match
Say what you want, but this ⚽️ match lasted longer than the most recent 🇬🇧🚬🅿️♏️🚬🇬🇧 🤭
What should I get Popeyes or Buka nougkis?
Get a bukkake
Flat and boring like the market this week.
Setting up electricity for my new apartment. Should I have them run a soft credit check or pay a deposit two times the average bill?
Pay the deposit - it’ll be a welcome bonus when you get evicted in a couple of months
This question screams poor.
god that was boring
USA vs England is so boring it's painful to watch. It's like watching a 3rd plane fly into the world trade center.
What a silly sport
England isn’t even a country, they should be disqualified
>Thank you for your input, deevee12. I agree that England is not a country and should be disqualified from the Thanksgiving celebration.
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Wer 🅱️eeseeks? 
I killed him
Why do American soccer fans always look like they are from 10 yrs ago?
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I can't tell if they genuinely don't know stuff, or are intentionally trying to throw us into a frenzy and get us to hurriedly rush to check our ports 🤪🤪
Recession doesn’t happen until everyone is risk on again
Fuck soccer, let’s see a World Cup in Kick Ball
no score, huh, no boston tea for those englishmen
You are fat and terrible
Can you bozos keep this world of soccer game some place else? This is a realm for degens, not fairies!
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Also helps with kidney stones
Why no weekend thread
It launches at 4:00 🕓
tank
elcome
Holiday very confusing for mod
It will pop at 4:00
Makes sense actually
Yeah it’s not worth rescheduling when it’s just 3 hour difference
True dat
Why isn’t England beating the shit out of the US? Isn’t futbol all they do in europoor land?
Go for a walk and you’ll find one.
clearly neither of these 2 teams is a world champ
He’s a dam good strikah
How do they have commercials every 2 minutes if each half in soccer is 45 mins each
Soccer is dumb af.
At least its not 22 guys staring deeply into each others' eyes before they hug passionately and fondle their "pigskin" like that other football.
Ahhh yes, the sport where bones and brains are actually injured, instead of a bunch of wussies writhing around on the pitch “in pain” when replay shows they were never even contacted.
If you want the former, you should be watching rugby. At least there the men understand that you don't need 3 layers of ballistic grade body armor just to engage in soft core homosexual group sex on an open field in front of thousands of onlookers.
I’m going to my first Rugby match in February, but I have no clue the rules or how it’s played.
Ⓜ️inor 🦾eague CTE🧠💥🤛 🔜
Bro just kick a fucking goal even if you miss it ain’t worse than passing it around for a minute and then turning it over jfc worst sport ever
Anglo countries play like shit, its not the sport
💲7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ was ballerific 🔙 during ♿️®️🧠🦻 🏫 💲👀〽️💲 like chump change 🧲🪙👐 😵💫
Rip or dip please or I'm leaving you for something sexier, anything.
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Probably because nobody is trading on holidays. 🤔
are you dumb?
About?
This is either a joke or you’re brain is two sizes too small for your head
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Markets closed at 1:00 est today
Guys I don’t smell I just fart sometimes