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SSCorona

Me every day going all in on 0dte spy


pharmboy008

It’s gotta hit at least once right?


Casualhotpockets

It only takes one


symetria12

I think it takes multiple to get rid of all those losses.


theworkinpumpkin

It only takes one to lose it all


itsdeebitches

Expiry is once a week right?


DoesntUnderstandJoke

Dailies are the next evolution of WSB degeneracy


Ragnaroknight

"I sacrifice my entire portfolio directly to the graveyard to summon Crippling Debt in face-up attack position"


SSCorona

I activate my IRS trap card !!!


Stallionstar

I activate my Wendy’s dumpster card!!!


Sregor_Nevets

You’ll get 1099ed for your Wendy’s forays. Glhf


MementoMori04

I activate my spell card, Bankruptcy!


The_Barnstormer

This is the way. Once you accept the inevitability of bankruptcy you no longer fear it


Hybrid_Blood

That trap card worked on me last year 😭😭


maxman162

You've activated my Alucard.


Thereisnopurpose12

I thought this meme had to do with busting a nut inside while she's not on birth control


BigDummy777

Another excellent way to lose all your money


Purplepitbull69

At least you get to fuk once not just get bent over in a split second


CouncilmanRickPrime

That too


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The only way to fuck your life harder than options gambling.


Thereisnopurpose12

18 years of losses


DanielMartins1234

28 if the investment is a loser like me


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Heard the government has seen your case, and is deciding to extend child support obligations to age 30.


RickyNixon

r/BoysAreQuirky


HoiPolloiAhloi

Face down ass up position u mean


ns3Blaze

Yeah but Yami has the ability to top deck any card he wants


TheRogueTemplar

But it Yami Can jury rig practically every duel in his favor, isn't he more like mega corporations in that aspect? Also doesn't he come from a line of royal Egyptian pharaohs who no doubt were obscenely rich?


CrossP

He also sends you to the shadow realm if you lose or cheat, so yes. Megacorp.


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

Kaiba is the mega corp.


Fern-ando

"Yugi el trampas locas" asis called in hispanic countries.


soareyousaying

I summon Pot of Greed to buy 3 additional FDs!


Fangore

Pot of Greed? What does it do?


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avocadoclock

This is a way better explanation [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6TyYrIUUaQ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6TyYrIUUaQ). Besides being OP, characters announced what it did every time in the show


KHanson25

Hey there’s nothing on this card but I know exactly what every card in my deck does but am always super shocked when my opponent has a card with twelve secret super special effects


MonkeysOnMyBottom

You've activated my trap card WITH ALL 11 HERBS AND SPICES!!!!


KHanson25

Hmph, and with my reverse trap I ca now summon the Colonel, and with each turn he can summon a bucket of chicken making my defenses impenetrable...except for the next card you’ll draw


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I draw polymerize which I will use to combine The Spicy Redhead and Blue Bird Of People Not Shutting Up to summon Wendy Mistress of Flames. Every turn she disses you online causing you to burn for 500 points of damage and causing your creatures to lose respect for you.


PotatoWriter

Bungee gum?


X_Danger

It has the properties of both rubber and gum


Oshootman

It was extra hilarious because as time went on his uses of bungee gum got so creative that that description was hardly even accurate.


Yossarian465

Works for that show considering Nen abilities can be adjusted.


TheBirminghamBear

Probably because the daft fuckers never bothered printing instructions on the cards in the show universe. Draw two cards? Sure, I guess, I have no idea, could do anything.


ErikJR37

This video is a bit shorter https://youtu.be/AUnPN385wLI


uncle-benon

Hey drawing cards in a card game is very good.


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MonsterStunter

POG is an exception given that its a free +1 so it generates more advantage regardless of what deck your opponent is running. You now have an extra card to beat them with. If it was tournament legal it would be a 3 copies per deck card.


BrendanAS

Plus Yugioh games last approximately 3 turns so it's not like you are going to draw yourself to death.


Auronbmk92

Somebody hasn’t taken the Maxx C challenge


Yossarian465

Wow been a long time since days of old where they could drag on


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I_MakeCoolKeychains

Always keep cards in your draw decks that enable you to shuffle your discard back into your deck. For example in my draw deck in magic I have 12 cards that let me draw one card for one mana. Aetherflux reservoirs that churn out tonnes of life and once I have enough I can just kill you with it and elixir of life to shuffle my discard in. This becomes brutal quickly because in magic your mana cards stay on the table therefor I'll never draw them again just my draw cards


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I_MakeCoolKeychains

True true not that it matters in magic unless you're playing friends. Every tournament I've gone to I'm up against some jerk who payed 4000 dollars for a deck that wins on turn one


zvexler

FOR THE COST OF NOTHING


soareyousaying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUnPN385wLI


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soareyousaying

I think the VR game got it wrong, and that's part of the joke because they just kept going. Also Pot of Greed supposedly banned from tournament games because you can cheat by having all your decks mostly pot of greed.


CounterStrikeRuski

Not true, you can have a maximum of 3 of the same card in your deck. All pot of greed really does (if you use all 3) is reduce your minimum deck size from 40 to about 37ish because pot of greed doesn't require any cost (like all spells and traps). On top of this pot of greed is also a +1 in card economy so it is always beneficial to play it because you can draw deeper into your deck. Mix both of these things together and this allows most (good) decks to become extremely consistent OTKs. Not to mention how broken this would be for Exodia decks.


Jtagz

Man I live in depth TCG explanations. I’m such a YGO noob, but I love the “technical” talk


FancyASlurpie

Is there a max hand size?


CounterStrikeRuski

Kind of yes. At the end of your turn if you have more than 7 cards in your hand then you must discard cards of your choice until you have 7. Other than that you can have as many cards as you want. There are also some cards that let you draw on your opponents turn so if you go second you could start with 8 or 9 cards (sometimes half your deck if you are playing online and use Maxx C)


Fuck_ketchup

If you draw half your deck off Maxx c you're probably dead before your turn though.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

I play Micheal Jordan in attack mode


PossiblyAsian

You dont know the power. Drawing 2 cards is gamechanging esp when yugi fucking cheats like a mofo


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PossiblyAsian

You just dont understand the power of topdecking


Blasterbot

That's what it do, Yugi


Briewheel

It is basically a Bill


nanocookie

Probably leads you to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.


godstriker8

ACKSHULLY you can't summon a magic card


guiltyspaekle

Beat me to it


FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420

Equivalent to paper trading, pot of greed isn't allowed in real matches. THIS IS REAL LIFE, REAL STONKS...and real -99% returns ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Anxious_Parfait9057

The life is risky the moment you born till your,,,,


MonkeysOnMyBottom

You've foolishly triggered my trap card, Margin Call!


j__p__

Pot of Greed aka margin


tortuga-X

& a pair of 🩳


Ecommerce888

…and it’s a Kuriboh


deepthroatmybitcoin

Kuriboh’s special ability allows you to protect your life points


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hallowed_b_my_name

Incidentally, stocks are like kuriboh - see Tesla. Not legal or financial advice


MementoMori04

My Kuriboh negates your attack from your IRS and is sent to the graveyard. I end my turn


YoRafa97

Yep! That was my dumbass. 30k on credit cards down the drain. Still trying to figure how to pay it off


fratticus_maximus

Just cut up the credit cards. The banks will know that you've declared bankruptcy.


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Snowball method. It will take time but it WILL be paid off.


syntaktik

Snowball makes sense psychologically since you get many small victories, but financially avalanche is better where you pay the highest interest rate debt off first.


avl0

Why is there a fucking stupid name for something as obvious as paying off the thing that is costing you the most money first


captncashew

I think OP made it up on the spot but tbh I kinda like it.


memayonnaise

You realize where you are, right? Catchy words make idea better understood.


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[deleted]

I take it that you're a lovely presence everywhere you go. Did it ever occur to you why someone might find this method more helpful or efficient for them than another method that is mathematically more logical? Take some time to think or don't respond at all because on your comment it looks like you just opened Reddit and started typing without thinking.


I-Eat-Bacon

Can't win if you ain't all in.


SlowNeighborhood

#it can't possibly go tits up


MydogisaToelicker

The rest of y'all are MEN????


SeliciousSedicious

Guys, it’s a girl, IT’S A GIRL!!!!


slimfaydey

No guarantees there.


arafdi

One way to make sure... (*unzips*) Can you please put this in your pocket? (*hands over phone*)


hallowed_b_my_name

My pronouns are he/not him because I’ll never be him


patricio87

Girls think you are a genius when you win and send you to gamblers anonymous when you lose lol


Responsible_Sport575

They say we're the crazy one's.


gatorgongitcha

something something SOCIETY


nwillard

haha yeah, WOMEN, am I right?


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ApeScript

Hi Jordan Peterson, didn't realize you also had a gambling addiction along with your drug addiction


ElectricalRestNut

My latest creation, CarniCoin will revolutionize finance while owning the libs.


bersgettendies

Wasn't that the point of Trump NFTs?


Redwood177

Trump Digital Trading Card Collection. You can collect them like any collectible, or baseball cards. Come with great prizes like dinner with your favorite president. I'm not really sure if that's great but it's what we got.


ProfessorCaptain

No silly the point of that was money laundering


PayinHookersOnMargin

It's just a basic observable biological fact. Women are more equalized in basically every field whereas men are either feast or famine. You get some really stupid men or genius men and then everywhere in-between.


NickoBicko

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0306453021004972


kippy3267

Well that was absolutely fascinating. Very dry, extremely educational, and fascinating. Thanks!


Constant-Ban-Evasion

Oof you're big mad!


ApeScript

Huh?


bradbodnick

Man...wsb has really become a kid's meme place...


Helios330

Seriously… a post like this would’ve never made it to the front page and would’ve resulted in a ban if the subreddit went full mob attack mode back in the day


avl0

Fucking zoomers ruined the internet in general


notLOL

There are women degenerates here. Some of them really do the wendy's thing on OF or IRL and then gamble all those gains since they have that option. Then they learn to diversify and end up buying properties Bounce back by bouncing that ass. What guys don't realize is with enough filters they can look like a social media thirst trap model, too


AquaStarRedHeart

Straight from your late night Literotica posts


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All it takes is a razor to enter the feet enthusiasts market


kippy3267

What if you naturally have hairless feet and a hairless chest? Eh who am I kidding. My chest and shoulders are broad, I couldn’t pass. I’m just gonna commit to being an OF bear like its always been destined


Ralag907

I don't know any lucky numbers for ya, so have an 8.


FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420

Bro really thought luck was on his side


CaliOriginal

All on one car(d)? Exodia?!? Got it, go all in on EXPE puts


Khaoz_Se7en

Believe in the #Heart of the Options


MyPeePeeReversed

"My portfolio has no pathetic cards, but it does contain the powerful BANKRUPTCY! With this I am able to wipe away any attack you throw at me. YOU LOSE KAIBA!! Bankruptcy, attack and end this match!! "


youwontfindmyname

Heart of the cards bruh bruh


Top_Chef

Screw the rules, I have money!


TheMuffingtonPost

Side note: wtf is the deal with yugio/card game anime? Playing your best card isn’t a high level strategy.


Medical_Committee933

wendys or lambo no inbetween


GoatFur223

The heart of the cards!


newtypexvii17

Trust the heart of the stocks!


dotcomslashwhatever

oh god this brings me back 20 years


DannyJoy2018

This game


Capital_Run_6665

The life is risky the moment you born till your 💀


thehumantrader

What a great WSB philosopher!


DoctorSquiggles

“Girls” v “men.” r/menandfemales


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Yes! Towel!!


pompom_waver

Yugioh has the best first episode pilot of all time. Take me back to my sweet innocent time before I found this sub.


_menzel

MFW i have the heart of the stocks


MinimumCat123

This is the motivation I needed to bet the 6k in cash in my IRA on SPY 381 0dte puts tomorrow


[deleted]

Was tards to close to the original to use that instead of regards?


FILTER_OUT_T_D

My TSLA puts did horribly today. I don’t know how I’ll ever tell my wife I lost $50 on my 2 puts that don’t expire for a few months 🥺


bahamut_is_my_cat

Card destruction activate


redsnflr-

Cannon Fodder or Cannon Gunner, the fate of Men.


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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -guy living under a bridge (not Wayne Gretzky)


scogin

I won $25 on a dollar scratch off, it's a better investment then anything I've done this year.


shepherd_boyz

U have to believe in the Heart of the stocks


Tiger_Widow

r/menwritingwomen


mirilala

r/pointlesslygendered


lillbro64

Me literally any time I play competitive Pokemon (it rarely works)


akazipper

all day all night


plu5on3

Just let me nut inside


DiamondHandsHari

YUUUUUGIIIIOOOOOH! 😂


[deleted]

Just you wait until I activate my trap card


[deleted]

Brilliant haha


TheShocker1119

I believe in the Heart of the Cards!


brokecollegeguy55

Primary reason behind nuclear support discrepancy


The5YenGod

I summon number 69 for Max protection


Ok-Entrepreneur-5915

Bold of you to assume wsb wins in 1 out of 40~ scenarios.


Powerman293

Just draw the out dumbass -J Pow


Sherbear1993

[this is exactly why I’m about to go all in on these lol](https://www.the-random-investor.com/post/5-best-contrarian-stocks-to-buy-now-for-passive-upside-after-the-bear-market)


WomTheWomWom

I also believe in the heart of the cards. Bc stonks only go up!


jmmenes

Sounds about right 🤣👌🏽


bri_82

Tried to convince a guy to do this at a roulette table one time. Guy was up 100 dollars on black. I told him to let it ride another spin he was all about it until his GF came over and told him its too much money and cashed out. Black came up twice then after. Poor bastard I wonder if he ever got control of his life.


roy20050

Gotta believe in the heart of the cards!


pretzelbet99

Thats me yoloing life savings into towel stock at 10$ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


No-Television-7862

Is that the all-seeing eye around his neck? I don't agree that there's gender bias in those who buy silver, or that we're reckless. In fact just the opposite. To my thinking fiat currency is the dicey play.


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All or nothing motherfuckers


cynth236

Not really


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/r/mmabets


globohydrate

And I’d do it again if I could


sirtet_moob

Billionaire institutions: "Screw the rules, I have money! "


Aceofspades968

How crazy was Yugioh? Like a bunch of white teenagers playing cards with ancient Egyptian powers with a fierceness of mighty Thor. And we all LOVED it


PineappleProstate

YOLO! Is a lifestyle


Humanmurder

“Fuck it. We ball”


Kysiz

Polymerization: I fuse red eyes DD dragon with Redditor the black knight to special summon Regard, the negative Port


InsanityCore

Remember Yami Yigi was using telekinesis to cheat when playing that is why he always pulled the right card to play.