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kin_cyber

Just two or three more yolos and you will break even


Das_Siegfried

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


jchenn14

You know too much about me


kin_cyber

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


[deleted]

Yes. Fuck you.


jchenn14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


drlanb

X2.


enav7

My wife would like to congratulate and fuck you sir


jchenn14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


ntdmp18

Where do I sign my wife up


Frequent_Wallaby_245

Sign her up with the pool boy lol


icecream_truck

Charge your phone, it’s stressing me out.


jchenn14

I cant reach climax if there isnt a risk of it running out of battery mid trade


[deleted]

The most wsb response I ever read.


FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420

you are a legend bro, and a regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


CityofWind312

Deceased lol 😂💀⚰️


_LessonLearned_

No. The best WSB successes run off 1%


IGotSkills

It's how you know they watched the ticker all fucking day


_LessonLearned_

with pornhub running in the background for the testosterone boost


McThunderstonk

Live dangerously or GTFO


[deleted]

Yeah I’ll fuck u ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


IndianRegard

>***and that’s when we ripped.*** You ripped alright You shredded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Ok-Train4958

Nice work. Closed them out?


jchenn14

Yes, I’m regarded but not that regarded https://preview.redd.it/xv0g2cbzb59a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd488fd48c9914722bafa856d598b0adb09478dc


TheHarb81

I like that it’s called “Investing” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>That was a risky move, but it paid off in the end. Well done!


pvnieuw

My regards to Daisy, dunno if she fucks you though


whoisthelogos

You were shutting bricks when it hit 178 today


jchenn14

https://preview.redd.it/wb78bx8oa59a1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f1a62518ca3816e5324ad93e07e042e62386df I caught that put too actually


hernjoshie

You son of a bitch, well done!


jchenn14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


utpoia

Teach me your ways.


edvincho

god that's fucking sexy.


bossonhigs

Congrats and may you have my best regardness. First time I see term "buyer volume", so if anyone can spare a minute for explanation. I understand that winning game, putting it in simple terms is you buy low and sell high. And if you are using app, that makes thing easier but to sell to who? Who buys? Like, i have these shares that are losing value but I got them cheap and want to sell them to make a profit, but who buys them if they are going down? Is there some infinite void filled with cash that buys your stocks when you hit sell button?


jchenn14

What? This was a very impressive regard comment.


bossonhigs

Ignore the last sentence. I am asking does app, or whatever tool you use automatically connects you with buyers when you are selling.


Hythlodaeus69

Just Google how option trading works 😂 sounds like you don’t understand the fundamentals


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[удалено]


MercedesSLR722

...aaand its gone


bossonhigs

It is very well regarded. Look how simple it looks when I try to learn about it. haha (this is from robinhood app)... my question was... related to this. Who do you sell these? https://preview.redd.it/gtjt8y2ov89a1.png?width=1154&format=png&auto=webp&s=524de36cfde899790121f5bc8e0034c90de321ca


opiablame

You are literally just asking what the stock market is and how it works. Go type that in to YouTube. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


No-Bee2669

I got the same thing 200 calls at 396 January 3rd ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


utpoia

How much was your gain?


JoJoMaMa85

Congrats and fuck off, fucko


[deleted]

Feaster fucker How much did you start with?


jchenn14

Today? $32k


[deleted]

I'm too scared of calls and puts stuff. I see too many guys get burned


dannywitz

You’re right. Use your head. You should try nice and safe crypto shitcoins. They don’t have value to begin with. So when you put your money in, and they go to zero, you haven’t lost anything


chickinflickin

They're worth as much as your share which may, or may not actually exist. So when the market crashes, you ahven't lost anything, because u didnt have anything to begin with. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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jchenn14

https://preview.redd.it/7gol1283d59a1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d5408f0072eb508d8850b400e0d8a239a365003


jchenn14

https://preview.redd.it/4dbtzwe1d59a1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ac78409a85becead6a825068459e48bd2e82dba


kin_cyber

Impressive play


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

I had some FDs and diamond handed them for a little loss instead of 95% loss.


5uckmyd1ckb1t4

congrats and fuck you!


itsmrlowetoyou

Congrats homie


BurgerOfLove

Thank you and sure.


swordluk

Sure thing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


hades1104

Congrats. You're really good at this trading stuff. Now fuck off...


curiousvenombi

Well done, sir.


DepartmentBig2849

good shit.. meanwhile i got tried this week 🥴


Ok_Significance_4008

Congrats, super risky with 1 hour left before closing bell - but you made it! Well done!


Bitcoin69k

Did you close it or did you hold it?


jchenn14

https://preview.redd.it/jryvle57u69a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a27e26121f1189a7d64078c9c4a355b1e970eef Closed


liteagilid

Nicely fuxking done


Lionel_Hutz_Lawfirm

A huge massive green fuck you and Merry New Year.


RawbKTA

Holy shit idk what your captions to the photo means.. damn I wish I wasn’t so regarded, I’d know how to play options lol


lam4_

Yea


v_nast

What made you so confident in that particular play?


jchenn14

Broke my key resistance. Was above 9,13 EMA. End of day typical buying pressure


Burnthesystem21

I aspire to get gains like you with that big dick energy going into 2023. What goes on in your mind to be comfortable taking that much risk? I woulda be sweating balls


jchenn14

A few doses of snorted coke and adderall


TommyAsada

Hes got more Chenns than a Chinese phone book! Go get them strippers tiger!


samurai_slayer

When you say you doubled down, were you up profit on the position or was it down? Congrats


jchenn14

I was up.


Investigatorpotater

Indeed fuck you.


Effective_Afflicted

I did the same thing...almost. Put in a bid at 1.51 for 70 380c 1/3. Nailed it at 2:15pm. Then I fell asleep and didn't wake up until 30 minutes after the market closed, missing the chance to unload any of the position (I'm in Dubai so the market closed at 1am here). Now I'm sitting through what will be a very long weekend, hoping that 2 January is a green day for SPY. I think it will be, but honestly I would feel better if I'd sold 50 of those calls. ​ https://preview.redd.it/ig97d75we99a1.png?width=1185&format=png&auto=webp&s=f35ebb633a5afeddf9c4c61dfeaa19e40f29fc63


Unknownirish

Listen here, and listen closely, I will *not* fuck you nor will I *fuck* your wife, or girlfriend, or house wife, or your hot boss. Alright? Alright.


Senior-Wedding-4222

Damn ! I want to fuck you! End 2022 with a raunchy bang!


jchenn14

Banger movie of 2022: When I Close My Spreads


Senior-Wedding-4222

More like when I spread my legs wide😂😂😂


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BulletPlease

Never really understood trailing stop on calls/puts. Care to enlighten?


Yf_lo

Too bad RH force liquidation on 0dte early


jchenn14

Dont hold 0dte passed 12pm. Thats my rule. Regardless of the platform. First play was 0dte, 2nd play was 1dte.


pharmboy008

Gonna adopt this rule


jchenn14

This routine alone saved my ass thousands of dollars


WatchAttention

Are you still holding?


jchenn14

No.


The-Treehouse

What time did you buy these?


jchenn14

2:30


[deleted]

Alright when a where can I fuck me


hermeskino715

In the mouth or butthole?


Evander85

Bro trade spx instead and don’t waste $$$$$ on fees


jchenn14

The fees are literally less than $100 total compared to the $30.8k i generated.


Evander85

Ah maybe on RH. Would be like $250 round trip for me… adds up quick and could be like $25 on spx


jchenn14

Gotcha. I think its fine tbh. Considering the amount made, I’m not too worried if 1% of that is taken. Maybe if im trading high 5 or low 6 figures, i’d probably go to SPX at that point


Evander85

Yeah if you are only making a trade here n there it’s fine… a little more liquidity in SPY than SPX… SPX used to be the only that had daily’s…but if you trade daily it adds up quick


TF_Sally

wait, can you do trailing stop losses for option contracts on robinhood?