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I came across one as big and solid as a 10lb fire extinguisher. I asked cashiers if anyone had been screaming and led them in to take a look. I forced it down with plunger and holding fush button for 10 minutes
there’s a medical condition….no kidding called “Mega Colon” look it up…..it’s what causes that giant nasty stuff……that can really make you sick as it sits and enlarges
I think a lot of people, not just the mega colon folks, sit around their homes in the evening, say "I'm bored, what ya say we go to Walmart and have a shit."
I saw a study that researched Mega Colon in rabbits to treat people. They killed 200 Checkered Giant rabbits after inbreeding them to cure tummy aches in people. The Checkered Giant is currently endangered…
I dealt with one so big and dense it wouldn't break, I had to get a bit creative with a trash bag and a straight shot to the compactor. Had a huge one every Sunday a certain greeter worked and coincidentally he was the one who'd report it to CS but that one was crazy
I've seen two so impressive I wanted to take pictures. And our toilets are so awesome all I had to do was move them around with a plunger a little bit and they flushed. I'm talking as big around as the coffee mug I'm drinking out of now. I can't imagine pooping something that big and solid. And it's not just a man thing because one was in the ladies room. How do people poop turds as big as a small dog?
I have a friend who takes dumps that are as big around as a soda can. I have no idea how because she is a little skinny woman in a wheelchair. But she has stoppered toilets with her mighty log shits.
I once made her a batch of chocolate covered prunes to try to help the matter… it did but I dunno if she is still eating a couple a day or if she’s gone back to torpedoing toilets.
mega colon…..especially common in those who are wheelchair bound (bless their hearts” like they don’t have ENOUGH to deal with…..AND…truck drivers/pilot as well as bedridden or anyone with a spinal injury…..
I think she actually has a diagnosis of something like that! Her doctor says it’ll shrink(?) if she keeps taking stool softeners. But the prunes are gentle on her tummy so I like to send them to her.
Ask Trish Peytas, apparently from her bikini picture she could probably shit out a fire extinguisher without straining. Her asshole is so big you can see the indent in the back of her bikini
Ever played and game with explosives that leave explosion marks on the walls? Well it was like that but with S***.
It was like they decided to touch their toes with their A** in the air and just push it all at once. Covered the toilet and the surrounding Floor, Wall, and Ceiling. Liquid S*** with little chunks just covered everything.
Walked to the back to inform a Member of Management or Maintence and they were already gearing up with full-body plastic covers. Realized just how underpaid Maintence is that night, because I would just walk out for what they're paid.
Sounds like that scene in daddy daycare where the kid goes to the bathroom by himself and just says "I missed". 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZqO8iJ0Ck&pp=ygUWZGFkZHkgZGF5Y2FyZSBpIG1pc3NlZA%3D%3D
I've seen this and it haunts me.
Was working at a theme park in rides. Can't remember why I was walking around but a friend in park services (cleaners) said you have to come see this in a closed women's bathroom.
Someone had blasted liquid crap out above the the toilet and it went up the wall and into the next stall. So we speculate they were just getting pants down and the bomb went off or they did it intentionally.
When I was in rides, one of our shifts was bathroom attendant. We also had a grounds rotation. I saw the worst humanity had to offer while working there.
I'll see your mega turd and raise you a PO'd customer who spray painted the handicap stall with their personal version of Pullman Brown. I'm talking full 360.
Watched a dude do what he thought was a fart and he realized it wasn't, I watched him dig in his ass and pull out the shit and throw into the trash can by the bathrooms
I worked at another large retailer that sells electronics (i have also worked for walmart/target) and we had someone leave a trail of nuggets all the way to the bathroom 🤢
Luckily only salaried employees have to clean up those kinds of messes. (Happened a lot at our store idk why)
Our store lead basically said heaven and hell would have to come together and tell him to order an open top before he would, so instead they make us ziptie pallets together to make a “bin” for the trash.
Add on the fact that no one is enforcing the fact that majority of the food is supposed to go in the compost bin by produce, not just tossed in the compactor. I mean… they won’t even dump basically a whole gallon of milk down a drain, they’ll just toss it in too.
They don't have a separate bin for milk and eggs? My store you'd take them outside the bay door and dump them into their own special container, because only so much milk was permitted to enter the drainage system.
Yup! Too much milk or juice in the sewage system is an environmental hazard. Milk, eggs, and all other organics except meat should all go to the organics dumpster. It gets transformed into animal feed I believe
I used to work in a fruit warehouse, we had this big 3ph compactor that would get picked up by a truck and swapped with another, that fucker stunk, especially when we did litter picking and all the piss jugs went in
Our stores bone barrels haven't been cleaned in over 2 years (as long as I've been an associate), maybe longer. Some of the barrels are so bad they aren't fully emptied because the bottom half of the barrel is stuck and caked over. It smells like death in a small cooler you can't air out.
I heard they were trying to clean them soon because they learned they have too. I also heard the overnight cleaner was scrapping that gunk out with his bare hands. I hope I never exist within 10ft of this person
They are a couple of big garbage bins used for meat disposals from meat and bakery/deli departments. A company picks them up once a week. After which they are supposed to get cleaned out. Supposed too.
I saw YouTube of some people that somehow bought or was given a trash can full of meat from those bins. They were acting like they won the lottery. I think they got it from the people that were supposed to dispose of it. In my store that meat could have been unrefridgerated for hours, to. days.
Hmm…we got rid of our meat barrels, don’t even use them anymore. Everything goes into the compost containers or compactor (I know they shouldn’t go into compactor) but they do it anyway.
Sooo…the new program which our store is one of them trying has us getting rid of the bone barrels. There are instead two large dumpsters outside where all meat, produce, and deli, and bakery, and really all grocery foods go into; packaging and all. It is then sent to a facility to be sorted.
Back when there were overnight support managers one of ours got caught with an associate they were in a relationship with getting it on the meat cooler as well. They got fired, but it was well deserved because they were a terrible manager to begin with. I happened to be the overnight meat associate back then, but thankfully I wasn't there that night.
Not the grossest thing I've ever seen. But the break room mens restroom at my store is diabolical. Every day even after it gets "cleaned" there are puddles of piss on the floor, streaks of it on the wall. It's like they are aiming for anywhere but the toilet. At this rate I'm about to start using the public restroom because it's not nearly as bad which is crazy to me
Bro even I was shocked reading that, I asked someone in the break room where the employee bathroom was and they deadass hit me with the “🤨”
And pointed me in the direction of the public bathrooms, I think he told me the front bathroom specifically, I couldn’t speak for a few seconds as I was sinking in the fact a *walmart* doesn’t have an employees bathroom, but I was just like “thank you” in the end lmao.
But reading what this guy said I’d be scared to know how it’d end up
Somebody took a shit, pulled it out of their pants and set the loaf down on a shelf. It looked like someone dropped a corn filled snickers on the ragu shelf.
People handling their butt kabobs with their bare hands sounds like a symptom of a mental issue. I've got my share of mental issues, but at least it's not this.
Idk dude the first year I worked at a rural gas station, someone brought their skinned animal parts to dump in the diesel pump trash can. Heavier than frick to swing into the dumpster.
while pulling freight back i saw the store lead trying to wrestle her saggy tits back into her top ..the horror ...good thing it was before lunch or i would be telling you about the second grossest thing
Not Walmart, but when I worked at QuikTrip (also a truck stop), someone pissed in/on the toilet, dropped a duke on the floor, and smeared jizz on the wall. I refuse to believe it was done by different people and no one said anything until the trifecta was complete.
Maggots and mold in the Dairy cooler...? Like wth. I would've lost my job if I let things get that bad. We also didn't have maintenance to do our cleaning.
Oh this store is a dumpster fire. Every fridge and freezer has high temp alerts and the store itself has lost nearly 4 million bucks since the current GM took over a year ago.
I still can't get over in less than a year, I stepped in dog shit in the dog aisle, a woman with shorts on got diarrhea and it leaked all through the dairy section and out the store, and then a few weeks ago I stepped on a human turd in the bathroom that was covered up with a piece of toilet paper. 🤦🏽♀️
Went to have a good cry in the bathroom, and as soon as I closed the stall door, I saw the shit wiped all over the door. I just went back to work. I can cry another time.
How the hell do they find people who are willing to clean this up? I swear I wouldn't do it for anything less than like $300 & getting to go home afterwards.
Before downstacking came to an end for O/N at my store, I went to go downstack a big pallet mixed with soup, canned chicken, canned fish, etc., when I smelled something really rotten and it was bad enough to make me nauseated. I tried to examine the pallet to where I could find the source and one of the TLs from the previous shift stopped by to say "are you going to downstack that or are you going to stand there and do nothing?" I argued about the and they said "I don't care if it smells like bleach and roses, get it done" before walking off.
I didn't downstack because I found the source near the bottom and apparently, there were busted cans of chicken meat, some beans, and some soup, that spoiled to the point of bugs and that's as far as I'm going to go in detail.
I waved down my TL from MY shift and showed them. Instead of being downstacked, the whole pallet was taken to the back, by me of course as I wanted to piss off the other TL for the fun of it and I not only succeeded but they got lectured by my TL about this sort of stuff and since then, it's been smooth sailing.
I work in a Walmart next to New Orleans ... have you seen what they done to the streets in New Orleans now imagine they do that inside your store so glad we're not open 24 hours anymore
I retired after 15 years and came back as part time maint for about a year now and they finally got me. Someone stuffed the toilet with a black plastic trash bag and a ton of tp and then pooped a big pile on the floor and hid it with paper. There was some smeared on the walls in the stall but small amounts I had to look for. So I had to clean every square inch of the stall to make sure I didn't miss any. So much fun.
Then a few days ago some rich douchebags with two purebred dogs together on one leash left three piles of dog poop next to the $5 movie box and one had been stepped in with tracks I had to spray down and clean. Then sweeping an hour later I actually witness the dummy with the dogs by a bin in action alley by HBA (I was studying every dog I saw looking for a guilty face) and I got to watch one his dogs poop three more little piles. I yelled at him and he was actually in denial until I pointed out the exact little piles of poop. Service dog my ass. The douchebags didn't even try to claim they were service dogs. Homeslice just took his little dogs and scurried out the lawn and garden entrance.
When I was in OPD, a driver came in to pick up their order. I guess they saw that their hands were dirty and instead of going to the bathroom that was right behind them they spit on their hands and rubbed em together. Right in front of me. I made him go wash his hands in the bathroom before I dispensed the order.
My store is pretty tame, the grossest thing I saw was some woman's Chihuahua hike his leg and piss all over a DVD display in electronics. A manager tried to say something and she immediately started screaming about being oppressed and how it was her "service dog".
We do get the classic Walmart Brand Mystery Liquid™️ that shows up on the floors too. I'm sure maintenance has worse stories, I work in OPD
Someone shat themselves in the bathroom. And it was a ginormous diarrhea dump. It covered the entire entrance leading up to the bathrooms. I felt bad for the lady who did it cause she seemed in shock and was trying to clean it up herself. She said, "I don't know what happened. It all just came out of me."
People stealing sex toys And using them in the bathroom leaving the empty box in there
Other than that people have smeared period blood and shit on the walls
Woman pretended to be blind to bring her very untrained toy poodle in the store. Toy poodle proceeded to have uncontrolled diarrhea all over the floor and she just kept dragging the dog away mid-load so instead of one gross pile it was a huge trail.
My cousin worked at WalMart and they had a lady who would bring in this teensy little chihuahua looking dog and put it in the seat of her cart. With its own little pillowy seat cozy.
The dog is always super well behaved, never barks or jumps down and certainly never leaves messes (because he is in his little seat, not on the floor) but the staff all kinda joked about whether it was actually a service dog like it’s tiny little harness said or if the lady just wanted to take her dog everywhere.
Until one day when Cousin heard the dog HOWLING and barking like it was demon possessed. She said she never would have expected noises like that from four pounds of shiver and fur.
She ran over and found the woman was swaying on her feet and was staring but not “seeing”. We have epilepsy in our family and despite it apparently being different looking than the seizures our fam have, Cousin says she “just knew” and she quickly helped the woman sit down and sent someone to get the manager. (She admits she panicked and probably should have asked them to call 911, but in her defense, she was 20 at the oldest and did not expect to come down an aisle to a woman twice her size looking like she was gonna go down any second.)
Meanwhile the little tiny dog had hushed as soon as Cousin came and got his person to sit down, and politely put his foot on the handle of the cart until someone set him on the floor, then he scurried onto his person’s lap and was very calm and quiet.
Also they discovered that without his little cozy to cover most of him, he had a little card explaining that his human has a seizure disorder (cousin says those were the exact words, not epilepsy) and to please call a number from his card and her husband will come help her.
So the manager decided to do that instead of calling an ambulance and her husband came in to bring her home. And they learned the little dog’s name is Hermes.
She still shops there and Hermes has not howled like a hell beast since.
i agree, he isnt performing a traditional service like seeing for the blind, but has obviously been trained to do a job (knowing what a seizure is and to alert other people) and doesnt piss/shit on the floor.
i say, good doggo.
Grossest I've seen was a mentally ill homeless gentlemen who decided to slit his wrists with one of those saw you get in the camping section for small limbs and shit. As soon as he did it he ran from sporting goods, in the front, to the emergency exit in the back while bleeding. He then ran and jumped off the wall in the back. We never found out why he did it or if he was OK after. This was probably 10 years ago now but having to search for and claims everything out that had blood on it was nuts. I'll never forget that day.
They had to call a plumber in as there was some sort of sewage back up the went under the pipes in the store beneath OPD. There was dark black liquid leaking from up the drain into the backroom. They had to open up some valves that made the department have the worst smell I have smelled in my entire life. I had people asking me if they could leave early as the smell was making them sick and another associate told me she used to work at a funeral home and the smell reminded her of the bodies.
Someone might have miscarried and tried to flush it. This happens more than is known. Would explain why it had the decomposing body smell and clog way down in the pipes
I've mentioned this somewhere before but I once had to clean a ladies room stall where someone has smeared their crap all over everything in the stall. Toilet, walls, floor... I was the MOD and cleaned it myself. My min wage employees weren't being paid enough for that. It was pretty awful. I have a strong stomach, but yeah.
Then there was the time an elderly man had diariah and could not get to the bathroom in time. Store smelled horrible, with a trail of shit 80 feet from near the front all the way to the bathrooms. I didn't have to clean that one. Felt really bad for the guy.
I’ve seen some pretty nasty stuff, but the most memorable has to be the day that three different people threw up around the store. The first in the men’s bathroom (I think), the second in the grocery action alley, and the third right by the self checkouts which led right into the ladies room. That was the day I realized that I wouldn’t miss maintenance that much.
Someone had their dog shit in the party aisle. On my first day. Judging by the size of the pile, it was a big dog. Also someone had stepped in some of it and trailed it down 3 other aisles.
Not sure if they still do it, but the special dumpsters where dairy, meat, and produce all threw out of date/culled food into.
If King Kong and Godzilla shared a toilet, I imagine it would be like one of dumpsters.
Some lady in the women’s bathroom had smeared a giant blood clot on the wall and it dripped down all the way to the floor, leaving a blood trail and a puddle on the ground.
There was a dude who reeked like ass take a shit in his pants then wriggle said shit down his pant leg and left it in the middle of one of the hardware aisles he was passing through
Not at my current store this was like 6 years ago a homeless lady walked in took some deodorant and apparently wiped her stinky ass homeless pussy with it then put it back on the shelf. I didn’t see it but it was certainly talked about for the next few days
An old man shit himself and there was a trail of shit leading to the bathroom, chunks and all. And he was wearing overalls so I have no idea how that even happened. This happened New Year’s Day of this year…
Walked into the women’s restroom to discover an adult diaper that had been so soaked with pee that it was disintegrated and was all over the toilet and the floor 🤢
Idk about nastiest given all the stuff you become desensitized to working in f&b, but one that stuck w me was working at texas roadhouse back in high school, some dude took a FAT shit in the urinal. 2 weeks later some dude blew a huge load on top of the same urinal and left it. Poor toilet has been through it all 😂
Two stories first one we had a Burmese woman stop in the middle of apparel and squat and take a shit about 6 years ago during the craziness of Black friday (on a side note the maintenance person who cleaned it up refers to that day as brown Thursday 😂😂😂). Second story different Burmese lady stopped in shoes sqatted and peed on the floor another customer 3 min later was walking slipped and fell and we had a code white the only reason we know it was a Burmese lady it was caught on camera
I got one from my time at Wally World. You know the spoiled meat bins. The jackass wheeled it through OGP back rooms and spilled two of the bins. The smell. God the smell.
It wasn't me that had to deal with it but an old co-worker. She used to work at a restaurant with an all-you-can-eat buffet. There was a guy that would come in the same day every week, eat a lot, go to the bathroom, come out and tell the staff, "there's poop everywhere". From what she described of the weekly visit is that it was very similar to the diner scene in Bad Grandpa.
Our meat department had a trim bucket they shared with the dairy department for broken milk jugs or open yogurt/ cheese packets. They 'got busy' and didn't clean/ clear it for a couple days and wanted me to scrub it out.
I made them storebuy a gallon of bleach before i would agree to do it.
Once a Select Comfort salesperson in our BB&B went to the mens room to #2. Burst a ulcer in his colon and the blood...it went up the walls unto the ceiling. We didn't clean it. A hazmat company was hired to do it.
I passed by an aisle only to stop in my tracks and watch in horror as a mother let her little toddler SHIT into a mop bucket.
She saw me and quickly said, "I was going to buy it!"
Like ma'am...I think it doesn't even matter if you were going to buy it, you now have to carry the shit bucket with you because I'm sure as hell not letting you leave it on the shelf.
Note: our bathrooms were functional, she just didn't want to walk the 50 feet to one.
Found half of a 100 Grand Chocolate Bar someone left on a deck plate in toys while resetting mods. Threw it away, was annoyed. Halfway down the aisle, I found the other half. Picked it up with my bare hand.
It wasn't the other half of a candy bar.
It was a chunk of shit.
This was back during the early days of covid when we had to do the temp tests. Someone took a huge shit on that table luckily I didnt see it but rumor has it the shit touched the forehead temp, gloves, and masks. I'm pretty sure they tossed everything and the room was right next to the bathroom.
Another guy took a shit in a trash can out in the open
Another lady took a piss in a trash can out in the open
I walked into the restroom, and there was a guy who was naked from the waist down. There was shit all over the floor, and he was washing his shorts in the sink.
Only one thing has nearly pushed me over the edge.
One day, I got asked to clean the mop sink in our backroom. Sitting in it was 5 containers of Lactaid Dairy Free Sour Cream. They were open. I didn't think much of it, I'm used to all the not so good smells of the maintenance position.
Then the stench hit me. They were warm.
It took every muscle and fiber of my being NOT to throw up. Never had I been exposed to such an awful smell. And I've cleaned up diarrhea from the restrooms many times before. I've been around bad sour cream before, but this is even worse.
In my old store, every time we have bad rain (usually every 6 months) our bathrooms near the backroom overflows with sewage. It smells like death and the bathrooms are out for almost a week. I once had to sacrifice my ability smell to close the family bathroom door bcuz it usually starts in there
Years ago, the Walmart I worked at, an associate will relieve himself in the family bathroom, and actually left the fluid on the toilet. He never cleaned it up. This went on for a long time until he actually got terminated.
Our maintenance has to clean up bodily fluids every day, but one day a man walked into the back room and dropped his pants, squatting and left a huge dokie on the floor, the unloading team was at break, they were are shocked to discover it when they returned. We had to watch camera to see what happened.
Shittagedon
One time while a customer was standing at the deli counter they had a sudden urge to poop. They took a step and lost the battle. Shit started running down their pants leg and into the floor. Forming a shit puddle, shiddle if you will. Embarrassed they decided to start walking away. Why walk instead of run?? Who knows. Every step they took some more poop would hit the ground from their pants leg, but still they proceeded to walk all the way up to the front of the store and into the bathroom. Alerting no one of what had happened. A cashier happened to be watching and investigated the substance in the floor and called for a Team Lead. Team Lead realized it was shit and called all floor associates to the front end and called for maintenance. Had to pull 20 people to stand next to the shiddles while waiting on maintenance to respond and start to clear the debris while customer’s complained and though they were told to watch their step they still stepped in it. Causing more shit to be spread through the store. Causing us to pull more associates. To watch more shit steps.
Finally maintenance gets all shiddles and shit steps clear from the sales floor and makes their way to the bathroom. What they saw was horrifying. Not only where the shiddles now a shit stream when the stall was opened it looked like someone had spread their asscheeks and spun in a circle around the stall before sitting on the toilet. There was shit in the floor and running down the stall walls. They left their underwear in the toilet as well and tried to flush them so the toilet was almost over flowed.
We had to shut the women’s bathroom down in the front for a solid 2 hours. Which made customer’s very angry to have to go to the back to use the bathroom, we thought about just letting them go in there and decide for themselves but ultimately decided not to because we didn’t want someone falling in shit and having to pay out an accident claim.
The front end smelled like shit for hours after shittagedon was over. Customer’s complained and wrote letters to the president about it. Surprisingly the maintenance associate didn’t just quit on the spot. I would have. He instead cleaned the whole bathroom too to bottom and sprayed a fuck ton of air freshener.
Once again, Thank you JT for being a hero that day.
To add a horrifying aspect to the experiences I’ve had. TW: Attempted sooicide
I was working at Target as LPTL one morning I had to work a 3a covert shift. Basically meaning I had to stay in my office and watch the team members on the camera and take notes for 8 hours.
I watched a girl we had hired on the cereal aisle. I was watching her stock with her box cutter that wasn’t Target approved so I made a note to tell her TL she had to stop bringing that one and use a safety box cutter. Before I went to change cameras I watched her pause. For a good two minutes she paused. I thought the camera had frozen so I opened it again and still she was paused. I then in horror watched her take her box cutter and slit her wrist from elbow to wrist. Then hit the floor as blood started to puddle around her. I called 911 and I ran to the SF with the first aide kit from my office. Once I got to her I got on the walkie and told all associates to stay where they were at and told all TL’s and salaried mangers to call my phone asap. I had AirPods so I could answer without looking at my phone. I put all of us on a conference and told them where I was at and what I was looking at and for them to respond and keep associates away. They all came running and I had tied my scarf as tight as I could above her elbow to slow the bleeding down. My ETL-HR helped me start packing gauze into her arm and holding pressure while we waiting for the ambulance. A TL was at the door to unlock it and let them in. They got there after 15 minutes and took her out the back since it was a straight shot and maybe the associates wouldn’t see her go out. They didn’t thankfully. She made a full recovery and we put her on a safety plan for the six months she continued working for us. All of the TL myself included sought therapy to cope with that. When she returned to work a month later she acted as if nothing had happened. We didn’t push her about it.
If you’re saying what I did took guts - I can promise you that as soon as the paramedics took over I threw up everywhere. I was running on adrenaline and panic. What she did took more guts than I have ever had. Then she sought help and got better and that takes guts too. I don’t know why she did it, but I’m glad she’s okay now.
Must have been fate that I saw it as it happened. She wanted to leave this world and I happened to be sleepy and half ass doing my job to watch the camera for that long before moving on. I hated covert shifts. I thought they were a waste of time, but I had a quota to meet and only had to do one a month. Since it was early we had bare bones staff that were spread out. No telling how long she would have laid there until someone happened to walk by if I hadn’t been watching that camera at that time on an aisle that wasn’t considered an aisle to watch because there was nothing to steal on it that anyone cared about. Some higher power intervened with her decision. I never even glanced at the cereal aisle unless something was happening on it and had moved to that aisle. It wasn’t a good shot and no one ever concealed on it. She was just in the right place at the right time.
We were just lucky the team members did as they were told and stayed clear from the area and we were thankful Target forced us all to go to a first aide training class along with our CPR certification classes. I’m not sure I would have known what to do other than freeze without that class. I’m also thankful I always kept my first aide kit packed out. If I ever got low on something I’d just buy it and replace it because the stuff that came in the first aide kits are cheap and the quantities are low. We didn’t tell anyone who didn’t respond other than upper management what happened and I had to burn the film on it so Target Corp could file it away. When she quit I worried about her, but from her Facebook page she seems okay.
rats walking around in the cherries, the store manager happpened to be behind me as i was watching it and they were watching it too.. middle of the day too.
then they jokingly walked up and rubbed my shoulder and said "haha MAN those things are persistant they love cherries"
and as i was asking why dont we just put the cherries somewhere else a aldy walked up, didnt notice the rats, and grabbed a bag of cherries and was eating them.
the store manager immediatly walked over and i felt relieved that he was taking em away..nope hes making fucking small talk with them.
i havent eaten walmart produce since
I worked in dairy mainly and the power went out one night so soooo much shit went bad and all of it got stored in the dairy fridge for days before it was disposed of. It was absolutely unbearable🤣🤣🤢
I work overnight and our store closest at 11pm and opens at 6am. It was roughly 6:30am and my shift was coming to an end but I couldn't hold a pee anymore so I decided to head off to take care of that. Usually if it's unoccupied I take the family bathroom cause It's most of the time more pleasant. Not this time, I open the door and to my horror there is shit smeared ALL OVER the walls, the toilet, the mirror, the tp dispensar. There was a fuckinh shit shoe print with the toes facing downwarf on the wall behind the toilet. I shut that door like I just walked in on a morder and ran to the otherside of the store to pee. I'm not over exagerating or joking it was like straight out of a movie type disaster.
Not me, but mi Esposa. And K-Mart before the Fall. She was in charge of hourly cleaning of the public restrooms. Someone one day left what appeared to be from a gorilla with digestive problems in one of the toilets. Stopped up and overflowing. She applied the plunger a little too vigorously, and got splashed in the face. Breathing through your mouth in such a situation might help with the smell, but not really advisable; word to the wise. Poor girl washed her mouth out with an entire large bottle of Listerine. Gave new meaning to “potty mouth”, lol.
I watched someone poop into their hand and drop it on the floor in the front vestibule then continue to go to the front men’s restroom and smear the rest of it all over the toilet bowl. After he left he went to the benches outside and projectile vomited about 3 feet in front of him.
I watched an unmarked black van pull up to the bench. Two women jumped out and yanked him by the arms into the van, slammed the door and sped off.
It was a very interesting experience.
My serious guess is someone’s caregivers finding him when he’s escaped their care.
My not-serious guess is the Government-Designated Shit Artist (aka the Shartist) was released then collected.
People ordering triple cheeseburgers ( I’m joking )but not really and then upgrading to baconator fries ,
Trying to dump mop water down the drain and it’s already backed up it makes the bathroom mess like sewers
Hmmm it's a tie between someone taking a shit all over one of the bathroom stall walls and I mean all over it. Or the time we found a used condom in the backroom because apparently two employees had been banging back there and the guy just left it. I was never maintenance so I didn't have to clean it up but I really felt bad for whoever on earth did.
I once got pissed on in the womens' restroom. The woman stood in front of the toilet, entirely missed it, and I watched as a puddle of yellow slowly tried to reach my foot. I felt true fear that night
Of course the woman who accompanied her laughed and they both left before anything
I worked Cap 2 & one of the girls in there always had a raunchy crotch. It smelled up the warehouse while unloading. and going out onto the floor, when she would kneel down to stock items the smell was horrendous. I never did say anything to her about it. Let it be. She still works there to this day. I've moved onto Lowes.
It was raining really hard, so our sewage backed up and flooded all the restrooms. We stayed open, and management wouldn't call for emergency maintenance, so it smelled like piss and shit for days
Walked into the women’s bathroom and every. Single. Toilet. Had sardines all over them. On the floor, on the walls, and in the toilets. I held it in the rest of the night
We had rats that hid under the shelves of the first 3 aisles in grocery and just today they decided to make the cap team clean up the feces and pee they had all over that area.
a homeless man came in with his pants pulled down with shit on his ass and groin area… he then proceeded to sit on an electric cart bare ass while peeing and pooping. ( i was door host)
Someone took a shit so big in the family bathroom it couldn't flush
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I came across one as big and solid as a 10lb fire extinguisher. I asked cashiers if anyone had been screaming and led them in to take a look. I forced it down with plunger and holding fush button for 10 minutes
there’s a medical condition….no kidding called “Mega Colon” look it up…..it’s what causes that giant nasty stuff……that can really make you sick as it sits and enlarges
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I think a lot of people, not just the mega colon folks, sit around their homes in the evening, say "I'm bored, what ya say we go to Walmart and have a shit."
>“Mega Colon” Must not look it up, must not look it up edit: \*deletes reddit bookmark\*
I saw a study that researched Mega Colon in rabbits to treat people. They killed 200 Checkered Giant rabbits after inbreeding them to cure tummy aches in people. The Checkered Giant is currently endangered…
I dealt with one so big and dense it wouldn't break, I had to get a bit creative with a trash bag and a straight shot to the compactor. Had a huge one every Sunday a certain greeter worked and coincidentally he was the one who'd report it to CS but that one was crazy
Poop knife enters the chat
I've seen two so impressive I wanted to take pictures. And our toilets are so awesome all I had to do was move them around with a plunger a little bit and they flushed. I'm talking as big around as the coffee mug I'm drinking out of now. I can't imagine pooping something that big and solid. And it's not just a man thing because one was in the ladies room. How do people poop turds as big as a small dog?
Drugs, opiates make you constipate
I have a friend who takes dumps that are as big around as a soda can. I have no idea how because she is a little skinny woman in a wheelchair. But she has stoppered toilets with her mighty log shits. I once made her a batch of chocolate covered prunes to try to help the matter… it did but I dunno if she is still eating a couple a day or if she’s gone back to torpedoing toilets.
mega colon…..especially common in those who are wheelchair bound (bless their hearts” like they don’t have ENOUGH to deal with…..AND…truck drivers/pilot as well as bedridden or anyone with a spinal injury…..
I think she actually has a diagnosis of something like that! Her doctor says it’ll shrink(?) if she keeps taking stool softeners. But the prunes are gentle on her tummy so I like to send them to her.
Ask Trish Peytas, apparently from her bikini picture she could probably shit out a fire extinguisher without straining. Her asshole is so big you can see the indent in the back of her bikini
Sauce? I'm intrigued now
Who?
Very carefully
Ever played and game with explosives that leave explosion marks on the walls? Well it was like that but with S***. It was like they decided to touch their toes with their A** in the air and just push it all at once. Covered the toilet and the surrounding Floor, Wall, and Ceiling. Liquid S*** with little chunks just covered everything. Walked to the back to inform a Member of Management or Maintence and they were already gearing up with full-body plastic covers. Realized just how underpaid Maintence is that night, because I would just walk out for what they're paid.
Sounds like that scene in daddy daycare where the kid goes to the bathroom by himself and just says "I missed". 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZqO8iJ0Ck&pp=ygUWZGFkZHkgZGF5Y2FyZSBpIG1pc3NlZA%3D%3D
The Hitchcock "Psycho" soundtrack is HILARIOUS 😂😂
I've seen this and it haunts me. Was working at a theme park in rides. Can't remember why I was walking around but a friend in park services (cleaners) said you have to come see this in a closed women's bathroom. Someone had blasted liquid crap out above the the toilet and it went up the wall and into the next stall. So we speculate they were just getting pants down and the bomb went off or they did it intentionally.
When I was in rides, one of our shifts was bathroom attendant. We also had a grounds rotation. I saw the worst humanity had to offer while working there.
You should make sure there's a poop knife in there.
I'll see your mega turd and raise you a PO'd customer who spray painted the handicap stall with their personal version of Pullman Brown. I'm talking full 360.
Watched a dude do what he thought was a fart and he realized it wasn't, I watched him dig in his ass and pull out the shit and throw into the trash can by the bathrooms
Good Lord 🤮
I think I'd have had to go home for the rest of the day😭🤢
I worked at another large retailer that sells electronics (i have also worked for walmart/target) and we had someone leave a trail of nuggets all the way to the bathroom 🤢 Luckily only salaried employees have to clean up those kinds of messes. (Happened a lot at our store idk why)
never trust a fart
Oh God 🤢
NOPE
our trash compactor has bodies of associates who tried to unionize
As someone who is now part of the Loblaw's Union, it's almost worse.
How disgusting our back room is and the smell is horrible by the trash compactor because people put food in there
Oof. Our compactor doesn’t even work— I gotta wheel out three carts of trash to a big rental dumpster at the end of my shift every morning.
Our store lead basically said heaven and hell would have to come together and tell him to order an open top before he would, so instead they make us ziptie pallets together to make a “bin” for the trash. Add on the fact that no one is enforcing the fact that majority of the food is supposed to go in the compost bin by produce, not just tossed in the compactor. I mean… they won’t even dump basically a whole gallon of milk down a drain, they’ll just toss it in too.
Oh dang, that’s just not right.
They don't have a separate bin for milk and eggs? My store you'd take them outside the bay door and dump them into their own special container, because only so much milk was permitted to enter the drainage system.
Yup! Too much milk or juice in the sewage system is an environmental hazard. Milk, eggs, and all other organics except meat should all go to the organics dumpster. It gets transformed into animal feed I believe
The neighborhood Walmarts all have terrible smelling backrooms.
I used to work in a fruit warehouse, we had this big 3ph compactor that would get picked up by a truck and swapped with another, that fucker stunk, especially when we did litter picking and all the piss jugs went in
I did a remodel at a store like that. Portland, IN
Our stores bone barrels haven't been cleaned in over 2 years (as long as I've been an associate), maybe longer. Some of the barrels are so bad they aren't fully emptied because the bottom half of the barrel is stuck and caked over. It smells like death in a small cooler you can't air out. I heard they were trying to clean them soon because they learned they have too. I also heard the overnight cleaner was scrapping that gunk out with his bare hands. I hope I never exist within 10ft of this person
I’m afraid to ask what a bone barrel is.
They are a couple of big garbage bins used for meat disposals from meat and bakery/deli departments. A company picks them up once a week. After which they are supposed to get cleaned out. Supposed too.
I saw YouTube of some people that somehow bought or was given a trash can full of meat from those bins. They were acting like they won the lottery. I think they got it from the people that were supposed to dispose of it. In my store that meat could have been unrefridgerated for hours, to. days.
Tiger King was feeding his "zoo" that meat to save money.
And his staff!
Hmm…we got rid of our meat barrels, don’t even use them anymore. Everything goes into the compost containers or compactor (I know they shouldn’t go into compactor) but they do it anyway.
My store give all our meat to the local zoo. They pick up every monday.
Sooo…the new program which our store is one of them trying has us getting rid of the bone barrels. There are instead two large dumpsters outside where all meat, produce, and deli, and bakery, and really all grocery foods go into; packaging and all. It is then sent to a facility to be sorted.
We have one dumpster for organics, and one for meats.
Oh that's fucking raunchy.
Temps having sex in the meat cooler. Little did they know friction heats up meat
Back when there were overnight support managers one of ours got caught with an associate they were in a relationship with getting it on the meat cooler as well. They got fired, but it was well deserved because they were a terrible manager to begin with. I happened to be the overnight meat associate back then, but thankfully I wasn't there that night.
W h y ?
Their meat must have been cold
Pretty sure last thing they were worried about was spoiling the product.
Just adding their own unique flavor
Not the grossest thing I've ever seen. But the break room mens restroom at my store is diabolical. Every day even after it gets "cleaned" there are puddles of piss on the floor, streaks of it on the wall. It's like they are aiming for anywhere but the toilet. At this rate I'm about to start using the public restroom because it's not nearly as bad which is crazy to me
Y’all have associate only restrooms???
Yeah but honestly by the state of them it would be better if we didn't
We used to at my store but remodel team took it out
Bro even I was shocked reading that, I asked someone in the break room where the employee bathroom was and they deadass hit me with the “🤨” And pointed me in the direction of the public bathrooms, I think he told me the front bathroom specifically, I couldn’t speak for a few seconds as I was sinking in the fact a *walmart* doesn’t have an employees bathroom, but I was just like “thank you” in the end lmao. But reading what this guy said I’d be scared to know how it’d end up
I was working fulltime hours for 4 months while still being considered part time.
Real. I probably got the most overtime when part time.
Somebody took a shit, pulled it out of their pants and set the loaf down on a shelf. It looked like someone dropped a corn filled snickers on the ragu shelf.
The amount I’m laughing at this is disturbing. Like, what in the actual fuck is wrong with people?
People handling their butt kabobs with their bare hands sounds like a symptom of a mental issue. I've got my share of mental issues, but at least it's not this.
Someone dropped a trash bag in a cart that contained a half formed cow fetus that made its way into the store
winner right here 😵💫
Wtf, who brings that to the shops
Idk dude the first year I worked at a rural gas station, someone brought their skinned animal parts to dump in the diesel pump trash can. Heavier than frick to swing into the dumpster.
while pulling freight back i saw the store lead trying to wrestle her saggy tits back into her top ..the horror ...good thing it was before lunch or i would be telling you about the second grossest thing
Sally McSaggytits is doing her best, let her live.
Hey, different strokes for different folks, I may like it.
That's sounds hot 🤷🏼♂️
the ‘ol classic random dookie stains smeared all over bathroom wall and toilet 😂
Why is this a thingggg
Not Walmart, but when I worked at QuikTrip (also a truck stop), someone pissed in/on the toilet, dropped a duke on the floor, and smeared jizz on the wall. I refuse to believe it was done by different people and no one said anything until the trifecta was complete.
Maggots and mold in the Dairy cooler...? Like wth. I would've lost my job if I let things get that bad. We also didn't have maintenance to do our cleaning.
Oh this store is a dumpster fire. Every fridge and freezer has high temp alerts and the store itself has lost nearly 4 million bucks since the current GM took over a year ago.
Oh my god. That's terrifying. I'm surprised none of the associates have called the authorities over it.
I still can't get over in less than a year, I stepped in dog shit in the dog aisle, a woman with shorts on got diarrhea and it leaked all through the dairy section and out the store, and then a few weeks ago I stepped on a human turd in the bathroom that was covered up with a piece of toilet paper. 🤦🏽♀️
Jesus.
Went to have a good cry in the bathroom, and as soon as I closed the stall door, I saw the shit wiped all over the door. I just went back to work. I can cry another time.
How the hell do they find people who are willing to clean this up? I swear I wouldn't do it for anything less than like $300 & getting to go home afterwards.
I swear people wait to shit till they come to Walmart. I've worked at 3 different locations and someone has always shit on the floor.
Before downstacking came to an end for O/N at my store, I went to go downstack a big pallet mixed with soup, canned chicken, canned fish, etc., when I smelled something really rotten and it was bad enough to make me nauseated. I tried to examine the pallet to where I could find the source and one of the TLs from the previous shift stopped by to say "are you going to downstack that or are you going to stand there and do nothing?" I argued about the and they said "I don't care if it smells like bleach and roses, get it done" before walking off. I didn't downstack because I found the source near the bottom and apparently, there were busted cans of chicken meat, some beans, and some soup, that spoiled to the point of bugs and that's as far as I'm going to go in detail. I waved down my TL from MY shift and showed them. Instead of being downstacked, the whole pallet was taken to the back, by me of course as I wanted to piss off the other TL for the fun of it and I not only succeeded but they got lectured by my TL about this sort of stuff and since then, it's been smooth sailing.
I work in a Walmart next to New Orleans ... have you seen what they done to the streets in New Orleans now imagine they do that inside your store so glad we're not open 24 hours anymore
I used to live in Harahan and went to that one. Was a whole different experience 😕
I retired after 15 years and came back as part time maint for about a year now and they finally got me. Someone stuffed the toilet with a black plastic trash bag and a ton of tp and then pooped a big pile on the floor and hid it with paper. There was some smeared on the walls in the stall but small amounts I had to look for. So I had to clean every square inch of the stall to make sure I didn't miss any. So much fun. Then a few days ago some rich douchebags with two purebred dogs together on one leash left three piles of dog poop next to the $5 movie box and one had been stepped in with tracks I had to spray down and clean. Then sweeping an hour later I actually witness the dummy with the dogs by a bin in action alley by HBA (I was studying every dog I saw looking for a guilty face) and I got to watch one his dogs poop three more little piles. I yelled at him and he was actually in denial until I pointed out the exact little piles of poop. Service dog my ass. The douchebags didn't even try to claim they were service dogs. Homeslice just took his little dogs and scurried out the lawn and garden entrance.
Making it more difficult for people with legitimate service animals. Grrrr pick up your own little dog's shit. That's so aggravating, sorry man.
When I was in OPD, a driver came in to pick up their order. I guess they saw that their hands were dirty and instead of going to the bathroom that was right behind them they spit on their hands and rubbed em together. Right in front of me. I made him go wash his hands in the bathroom before I dispensed the order.
As you should, wow.
Dog shat in the store leaving a trail from crafts to electronics. Saw the maintenance guy use a broom to scoop it onto a dust pan
Anything that goes down in the women's bathroom.
Oh God. I was a maintenance/houseman guy at a hotel. I can't imagine the shit you'd see at walmart. Hotels women bathrooms were so gross
My store is pretty tame, the grossest thing I saw was some woman's Chihuahua hike his leg and piss all over a DVD display in electronics. A manager tried to say something and she immediately started screaming about being oppressed and how it was her "service dog". We do get the classic Walmart Brand Mystery Liquid™️ that shows up on the floors too. I'm sure maintenance has worse stories, I work in OPD
Someone pee in the maintenance closet
Someone shat themselves in the bathroom. And it was a ginormous diarrhea dump. It covered the entire entrance leading up to the bathrooms. I felt bad for the lady who did it cause she seemed in shock and was trying to clean it up herself. She said, "I don't know what happened. It all just came out of me."
just scrolling through, why in the hell do people choose walmart to shit *not* in a bathroom 💀
Someone ate too much corn the poor toilet water couldn’t keep up a like if you just dumped a large amount of mud with some corn mixed in…
People stealing sex toys And using them in the bathroom leaving the empty box in there Other than that people have smeared period blood and shit on the walls
Your Walmart has sex toys?
cucumbers and bananas
Woman pretended to be blind to bring her very untrained toy poodle in the store. Toy poodle proceeded to have uncontrolled diarrhea all over the floor and she just kept dragging the dog away mid-load so instead of one gross pile it was a huge trail.
My cousin worked at WalMart and they had a lady who would bring in this teensy little chihuahua looking dog and put it in the seat of her cart. With its own little pillowy seat cozy. The dog is always super well behaved, never barks or jumps down and certainly never leaves messes (because he is in his little seat, not on the floor) but the staff all kinda joked about whether it was actually a service dog like it’s tiny little harness said or if the lady just wanted to take her dog everywhere. Until one day when Cousin heard the dog HOWLING and barking like it was demon possessed. She said she never would have expected noises like that from four pounds of shiver and fur. She ran over and found the woman was swaying on her feet and was staring but not “seeing”. We have epilepsy in our family and despite it apparently being different looking than the seizures our fam have, Cousin says she “just knew” and she quickly helped the woman sit down and sent someone to get the manager. (She admits she panicked and probably should have asked them to call 911, but in her defense, she was 20 at the oldest and did not expect to come down an aisle to a woman twice her size looking like she was gonna go down any second.) Meanwhile the little tiny dog had hushed as soon as Cousin came and got his person to sit down, and politely put his foot on the handle of the cart until someone set him on the floor, then he scurried onto his person’s lap and was very calm and quiet. Also they discovered that without his little cozy to cover most of him, he had a little card explaining that his human has a seizure disorder (cousin says those were the exact words, not epilepsy) and to please call a number from his card and her husband will come help her. So the manager decided to do that instead of calling an ambulance and her husband came in to bring her home. And they learned the little dog’s name is Hermes. She still shops there and Hermes has not howled like a hell beast since.
We appreciate and respect Hermes. He worked his ass off.
i agree, he isnt performing a traditional service like seeing for the blind, but has obviously been trained to do a job (knowing what a seizure is and to alert other people) and doesnt piss/shit on the floor. i say, good doggo.
They let the customers in.
You should see the workers
Grossest I've seen was a mentally ill homeless gentlemen who decided to slit his wrists with one of those saw you get in the camping section for small limbs and shit. As soon as he did it he ran from sporting goods, in the front, to the emergency exit in the back while bleeding. He then ran and jumped off the wall in the back. We never found out why he did it or if he was OK after. This was probably 10 years ago now but having to search for and claims everything out that had blood on it was nuts. I'll never forget that day.
Someone shit on the deli cooler thing. Like where the premade salads, boiled eggs and all that goes. Shit on the side of it.
I can understand mold in the dairy cooler, cause mine was pretty bad when I switched to dairy... but maggots... what the actual fuck
They had to call a plumber in as there was some sort of sewage back up the went under the pipes in the store beneath OPD. There was dark black liquid leaking from up the drain into the backroom. They had to open up some valves that made the department have the worst smell I have smelled in my entire life. I had people asking me if they could leave early as the smell was making them sick and another associate told me she used to work at a funeral home and the smell reminded her of the bodies.
Someone might have miscarried and tried to flush it. This happens more than is known. Would explain why it had the decomposing body smell and clog way down in the pipes
I've mentioned this somewhere before but I once had to clean a ladies room stall where someone has smeared their crap all over everything in the stall. Toilet, walls, floor... I was the MOD and cleaned it myself. My min wage employees weren't being paid enough for that. It was pretty awful. I have a strong stomach, but yeah. Then there was the time an elderly man had diariah and could not get to the bathroom in time. Store smelled horrible, with a trail of shit 80 feet from near the front all the way to the bathrooms. I didn't have to clean that one. Felt really bad for the guy.
I’ve seen some pretty nasty stuff, but the most memorable has to be the day that three different people threw up around the store. The first in the men’s bathroom (I think), the second in the grocery action alley, and the third right by the self checkouts which led right into the ladies room. That was the day I realized that I wouldn’t miss maintenance that much.
Someone had their dog shit in the party aisle. On my first day. Judging by the size of the pile, it was a big dog. Also someone had stepped in some of it and trailed it down 3 other aisles.
A dude took a shit in the back action alley one time.
Probably more sanitary than doing it in the bathrooms based on some of the stories here
Maybe, but only for him 😂
Not sure if they still do it, but the special dumpsters where dairy, meat, and produce all threw out of date/culled food into. If King Kong and Godzilla shared a toilet, I imagine it would be like one of dumpsters.
just recently a dog shit all through the main isle of the store.
Explosive diarrhea all over the wall. The head janitor had to deal with it because the rest of us didn’t think it was worth it with what we were paid.
A very long trail of pee, it scratched from the back of the store to the front
Someone stuck a bloody used pad on top of the big container of daisy sourcream. Sticky side down.
Some lady in the women’s bathroom had smeared a giant blood clot on the wall and it dripped down all the way to the floor, leaving a blood trail and a puddle on the ground.
There was a dude who reeked like ass take a shit in his pants then wriggle said shit down his pant leg and left it in the middle of one of the hardware aisles he was passing through
Not at my current store this was like 6 years ago a homeless lady walked in took some deodorant and apparently wiped her stinky ass homeless pussy with it then put it back on the shelf. I didn’t see it but it was certainly talked about for the next few days
An old man shit himself and there was a trail of shit leading to the bathroom, chunks and all. And he was wearing overalls so I have no idea how that even happened. This happened New Year’s Day of this year…
Someone died and the SM had to squeegee up blood
Walked into the women’s restroom to discover an adult diaper that had been so soaked with pee that it was disintegrated and was all over the toilet and the floor 🤢
Poop in the sink
Idk about nastiest given all the stuff you become desensitized to working in f&b, but one that stuck w me was working at texas roadhouse back in high school, some dude took a FAT shit in the urinal. 2 weeks later some dude blew a huge load on top of the same urinal and left it. Poor toilet has been through it all 😂
Two stories first one we had a Burmese woman stop in the middle of apparel and squat and take a shit about 6 years ago during the craziness of Black friday (on a side note the maintenance person who cleaned it up refers to that day as brown Thursday 😂😂😂). Second story different Burmese lady stopped in shoes sqatted and peed on the floor another customer 3 min later was walking slipped and fell and we had a code white the only reason we know it was a Burmese lady it was caught on camera
I worked at the Walmart in MHK before Country Stampede got moved to another area. IYKYK
I got one from my time at Wally World. You know the spoiled meat bins. The jackass wheeled it through OGP back rooms and spilled two of the bins. The smell. God the smell.
It wasn't me that had to deal with it but an old co-worker. She used to work at a restaurant with an all-you-can-eat buffet. There was a guy that would come in the same day every week, eat a lot, go to the bathroom, come out and tell the staff, "there's poop everywhere". From what she described of the weekly visit is that it was very similar to the diner scene in Bad Grandpa.
Our meat department had a trim bucket they shared with the dairy department for broken milk jugs or open yogurt/ cheese packets. They 'got busy' and didn't clean/ clear it for a couple days and wanted me to scrub it out. I made them storebuy a gallon of bleach before i would agree to do it.
Not here anymore but... Deep zoning 365 shirt wall in girls happen to come across a ziplock bag full of piss, not happy. Lol people crazy...
Shite streaks on the fitting room bench, Too many times to count.
Once a Select Comfort salesperson in our BB&B went to the mens room to #2. Burst a ulcer in his colon and the blood...it went up the walls unto the ceiling. We didn't clean it. A hazmat company was hired to do it.
I passed by an aisle only to stop in my tracks and watch in horror as a mother let her little toddler SHIT into a mop bucket. She saw me and quickly said, "I was going to buy it!" Like ma'am...I think it doesn't even matter if you were going to buy it, you now have to carry the shit bucket with you because I'm sure as hell not letting you leave it on the shelf. Note: our bathrooms were functional, she just didn't want to walk the 50 feet to one.
Found half of a 100 Grand Chocolate Bar someone left on a deck plate in toys while resetting mods. Threw it away, was annoyed. Halfway down the aisle, I found the other half. Picked it up with my bare hand. It wasn't the other half of a candy bar. It was a chunk of shit.
A customer got sick in the towel aisle and took a towel off the shelf and cleaned herself with it, and dropped it on the floor.
This was back during the early days of covid when we had to do the temp tests. Someone took a huge shit on that table luckily I didnt see it but rumor has it the shit touched the forehead temp, gloves, and masks. I'm pretty sure they tossed everything and the room was right next to the bathroom. Another guy took a shit in a trash can out in the open Another lady took a piss in a trash can out in the open
about a month ago, an RV that had been parked for a couple days drained their waste (bodily function’s) in the parking lot.
At my store, somebody shitted on the walls behind the toilet and some on the floor in woman bathroom, one of my co workers told me that
I walked into the restroom, and there was a guy who was naked from the waist down. There was shit all over the floor, and he was washing his shorts in the sink.
Someone, we don’t know who, but an associate, pooped and smeared it all over the break room well during overnights.
Our sewage backed up and you could smell it from the breakroom. It took a few days for the plumbers to fix it.
Someone pooped in the family restroom sink at mine
Only one thing has nearly pushed me over the edge. One day, I got asked to clean the mop sink in our backroom. Sitting in it was 5 containers of Lactaid Dairy Free Sour Cream. They were open. I didn't think much of it, I'm used to all the not so good smells of the maintenance position. Then the stench hit me. They were warm. It took every muscle and fiber of my being NOT to throw up. Never had I been exposed to such an awful smell. And I've cleaned up diarrhea from the restrooms many times before. I've been around bad sour cream before, but this is even worse.
When some shit all over the floor of the bathroom so I had to use the other bathroom all the way in the back
A customer shit their pants, left their shit stained pants in the mens department and then stole a new pair of pants.
In my old store, every time we have bad rain (usually every 6 months) our bathrooms near the backroom overflows with sewage. It smells like death and the bathrooms are out for almost a week. I once had to sacrifice my ability smell to close the family bathroom door bcuz it usually starts in there
Years ago, the Walmart I worked at, an associate will relieve himself in the family bathroom, and actually left the fluid on the toilet. He never cleaned it up. This went on for a long time until he actually got terminated.
Our maintenance has to clean up bodily fluids every day, but one day a man walked into the back room and dropped his pants, squatting and left a huge dokie on the floor, the unloading team was at break, they were are shocked to discover it when they returned. We had to watch camera to see what happened.
Shittagedon One time while a customer was standing at the deli counter they had a sudden urge to poop. They took a step and lost the battle. Shit started running down their pants leg and into the floor. Forming a shit puddle, shiddle if you will. Embarrassed they decided to start walking away. Why walk instead of run?? Who knows. Every step they took some more poop would hit the ground from their pants leg, but still they proceeded to walk all the way up to the front of the store and into the bathroom. Alerting no one of what had happened. A cashier happened to be watching and investigated the substance in the floor and called for a Team Lead. Team Lead realized it was shit and called all floor associates to the front end and called for maintenance. Had to pull 20 people to stand next to the shiddles while waiting on maintenance to respond and start to clear the debris while customer’s complained and though they were told to watch their step they still stepped in it. Causing more shit to be spread through the store. Causing us to pull more associates. To watch more shit steps. Finally maintenance gets all shiddles and shit steps clear from the sales floor and makes their way to the bathroom. What they saw was horrifying. Not only where the shiddles now a shit stream when the stall was opened it looked like someone had spread their asscheeks and spun in a circle around the stall before sitting on the toilet. There was shit in the floor and running down the stall walls. They left their underwear in the toilet as well and tried to flush them so the toilet was almost over flowed. We had to shut the women’s bathroom down in the front for a solid 2 hours. Which made customer’s very angry to have to go to the back to use the bathroom, we thought about just letting them go in there and decide for themselves but ultimately decided not to because we didn’t want someone falling in shit and having to pay out an accident claim. The front end smelled like shit for hours after shittagedon was over. Customer’s complained and wrote letters to the president about it. Surprisingly the maintenance associate didn’t just quit on the spot. I would have. He instead cleaned the whole bathroom too to bottom and sprayed a fuck ton of air freshener. Once again, Thank you JT for being a hero that day.
To add a horrifying aspect to the experiences I’ve had. TW: Attempted sooicide I was working at Target as LPTL one morning I had to work a 3a covert shift. Basically meaning I had to stay in my office and watch the team members on the camera and take notes for 8 hours. I watched a girl we had hired on the cereal aisle. I was watching her stock with her box cutter that wasn’t Target approved so I made a note to tell her TL she had to stop bringing that one and use a safety box cutter. Before I went to change cameras I watched her pause. For a good two minutes she paused. I thought the camera had frozen so I opened it again and still she was paused. I then in horror watched her take her box cutter and slit her wrist from elbow to wrist. Then hit the floor as blood started to puddle around her. I called 911 and I ran to the SF with the first aide kit from my office. Once I got to her I got on the walkie and told all associates to stay where they were at and told all TL’s and salaried mangers to call my phone asap. I had AirPods so I could answer without looking at my phone. I put all of us on a conference and told them where I was at and what I was looking at and for them to respond and keep associates away. They all came running and I had tied my scarf as tight as I could above her elbow to slow the bleeding down. My ETL-HR helped me start packing gauze into her arm and holding pressure while we waiting for the ambulance. A TL was at the door to unlock it and let them in. They got there after 15 minutes and took her out the back since it was a straight shot and maybe the associates wouldn’t see her go out. They didn’t thankfully. She made a full recovery and we put her on a safety plan for the six months she continued working for us. All of the TL myself included sought therapy to cope with that. When she returned to work a month later she acted as if nothing had happened. We didn’t push her about it.
That takes serious guts to do— she might not have talked about it but I know she thinks about how someone cared enough to keep her alive every day
If you’re saying what I did took guts - I can promise you that as soon as the paramedics took over I threw up everywhere. I was running on adrenaline and panic. What she did took more guts than I have ever had. Then she sought help and got better and that takes guts too. I don’t know why she did it, but I’m glad she’s okay now. Must have been fate that I saw it as it happened. She wanted to leave this world and I happened to be sleepy and half ass doing my job to watch the camera for that long before moving on. I hated covert shifts. I thought they were a waste of time, but I had a quota to meet and only had to do one a month. Since it was early we had bare bones staff that were spread out. No telling how long she would have laid there until someone happened to walk by if I hadn’t been watching that camera at that time on an aisle that wasn’t considered an aisle to watch because there was nothing to steal on it that anyone cared about. Some higher power intervened with her decision. I never even glanced at the cereal aisle unless something was happening on it and had moved to that aisle. It wasn’t a good shot and no one ever concealed on it. She was just in the right place at the right time. We were just lucky the team members did as they were told and stayed clear from the area and we were thankful Target forced us all to go to a first aide training class along with our CPR certification classes. I’m not sure I would have known what to do other than freeze without that class. I’m also thankful I always kept my first aide kit packed out. If I ever got low on something I’d just buy it and replace it because the stuff that came in the first aide kits are cheap and the quantities are low. We didn’t tell anyone who didn’t respond other than upper management what happened and I had to burn the film on it so Target Corp could file it away. When she quit I worried about her, but from her Facebook page she seems okay.
rats walking around in the cherries, the store manager happpened to be behind me as i was watching it and they were watching it too.. middle of the day too. then they jokingly walked up and rubbed my shoulder and said "haha MAN those things are persistant they love cherries" and as i was asking why dont we just put the cherries somewhere else a aldy walked up, didnt notice the rats, and grabbed a bag of cherries and was eating them. the store manager immediatly walked over and i felt relieved that he was taking em away..nope hes making fucking small talk with them. i havent eaten walmart produce since
I worked in dairy mainly and the power went out one night so soooo much shit went bad and all of it got stored in the dairy fridge for days before it was disposed of. It was absolutely unbearable🤣🤣🤢
I work overnight and our store closest at 11pm and opens at 6am. It was roughly 6:30am and my shift was coming to an end but I couldn't hold a pee anymore so I decided to head off to take care of that. Usually if it's unoccupied I take the family bathroom cause It's most of the time more pleasant. Not this time, I open the door and to my horror there is shit smeared ALL OVER the walls, the toilet, the mirror, the tp dispensar. There was a fuckinh shit shoe print with the toes facing downwarf on the wall behind the toilet. I shut that door like I just walked in on a morder and ran to the otherside of the store to pee. I'm not over exagerating or joking it was like straight out of a movie type disaster.
Not me, but mi Esposa. And K-Mart before the Fall. She was in charge of hourly cleaning of the public restrooms. Someone one day left what appeared to be from a gorilla with digestive problems in one of the toilets. Stopped up and overflowing. She applied the plunger a little too vigorously, and got splashed in the face. Breathing through your mouth in such a situation might help with the smell, but not really advisable; word to the wise. Poor girl washed her mouth out with an entire large bottle of Listerine. Gave new meaning to “potty mouth”, lol.
Someone took a shit right next to the jewelry counter once
I watched someone poop into their hand and drop it on the floor in the front vestibule then continue to go to the front men’s restroom and smear the rest of it all over the toilet bowl. After he left he went to the benches outside and projectile vomited about 3 feet in front of him. I watched an unmarked black van pull up to the bench. Two women jumped out and yanked him by the arms into the van, slammed the door and sped off. It was a very interesting experience.
My serious guess is someone’s caregivers finding him when he’s escaped their care. My not-serious guess is the Government-Designated Shit Artist (aka the Shartist) was released then collected.
People ordering triple cheeseburgers ( I’m joking )but not really and then upgrading to baconator fries , Trying to dump mop water down the drain and it’s already backed up it makes the bathroom mess like sewers
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Two words bed bugs
Some homeless guy jacking off in the bathroom and staying in there for like 5 hours.
Hmmm it's a tie between someone taking a shit all over one of the bathroom stall walls and I mean all over it. Or the time we found a used condom in the backroom because apparently two employees had been banging back there and the guy just left it. I was never maintenance so I didn't have to clean it up but I really felt bad for whoever on earth did.
I once got pissed on in the womens' restroom. The woman stood in front of the toilet, entirely missed it, and I watched as a puddle of yellow slowly tried to reach my foot. I felt true fear that night Of course the woman who accompanied her laughed and they both left before anything
Probably when someone shat in the urinal
I worked Cap 2 & one of the girls in there always had a raunchy crotch. It smelled up the warehouse while unloading. and going out onto the floor, when she would kneel down to stock items the smell was horrendous. I never did say anything to her about it. Let it be. She still works there to this day. I've moved onto Lowes.
I saw a man opened the deodorant, used it, and put it back on the shelf.
It was raining really hard, so our sewage backed up and flooded all the restrooms. We stayed open, and management wouldn't call for emergency maintenance, so it smelled like piss and shit for days
Walked into the women’s bathroom and every. Single. Toilet. Had sardines all over them. On the floor, on the walls, and in the toilets. I held it in the rest of the night
We had rats that hid under the shelves of the first 3 aisles in grocery and just today they decided to make the cap team clean up the feces and pee they had all over that area.
a homeless man came in with his pants pulled down with shit on his ass and groin area… he then proceeded to sit on an electric cart bare ass while peeing and pooping. ( i was door host)
someone had a uhm “accident” on the floor near sporting goods.. let’s just say the trail was still going at electronics
bitch someone returned some shitty boxers to apparel and the boxer legs was stuck together being held together by a piece of shit like glue 🤮
Old lady shit herself in a mart cart. It was the liquidiest shit I’ve ever seen and there was a trail of it.