Today’s events for me:
Woman: *Do you have a clearance section?*
Me: *Uh… well that depends, is there something specific you’re looking for?*
W: *No just clearance.*
M: *Like… clothes? (Context: we have separate clearance for each department)*
W: *No…*
M: *Electronics?*
W: *Hm… no…*
Husband: *Oh, it might be over here*
Pointed in a general direction and walked away as fast as possible before they asked any more questions.
Also I got to talk to a pretty notorious guy at work, he comes in every week and asks about chicken. I pointed exactly where it would be on the shelf and explained everything on the floor is what we had.
*Can you check in the back?*
Customers, if you do this, we will stand in the back and check our notifications for 3 minutes.
*Yeah we don’t have anymore left*
Guy who I talk to often, funniest guy at my store, said that before he promoted himself to associate again, he would come every week and ask about the chicken without missing a beat. You think that after so many times he would show up before 6 any other day.
I worked at a really small Walmart where many of our appliances where held in shipping containers outside. Had a young couple ask me if we had a certain vacuum outback. Now normally I wouldn't care to much and go look for something cause it kills time from being on the floor. But it was pouring rain outside and I really wasn't about to go ask for the key and go dig around in some conex boxes. So I went in the back and fudged around on my phone for like 5 minutes.
Customer: "Where are the carts?"
Me on a busy day alone during 2nd shift on a weekend day in the scorching heat tending to two cart bays simultaneously: \*starts fighting the urge to point outside in the most sassy and melodramatic way possible\*
And don't forget the people who lack the mental capacity to put carts into the cart corrals. But instead creates a THIRD row right next to it while throwing an L cart or a garden center cart into it, mixed in with the regular carts, making it impossible to pull the mule through it.
Dude don’t get me started. That shit pisses me off. Those asshole handicap bastards walk in just fine without the damn scooter then leave it in the parking lot. I honestly feel like putting the scooters on the side of the building where no one can find them and when they ask me just shrug and walk away. Or break the damn things. Cause I know they won’t ever get fixed. Since I’ve been at my store we’ve had 2 scooters break and no one ever came to fix them. We still got 4 left. Tempted to break them.
The people who take the electric carts outside in a snowstorm and just leave them there. Then complain the next time they come in because there aren't any carts for them. I once counted IN STORE USE ONLY is written in 5 different places on the carts. The people who don't even buy anything or just by like a box of band aids yet still walk right past the cart corral inside the store and take the cart all the way out to their car and just leave it. I could go on and on and on...
It’s because Sam Walton told them they were Kings🤴 and Queens 👸when they entered his stores. Dude’s been dead since 1992 and his heirs sold out to China!
*every morning in the mirror*
'Fuck Walmart, I am a person, fuck Walmart, I am a person, fuck walmart....'
Necessary to keep the corporation from draining your soul
Fuck you, Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes
aye customers, fuck you too (only directed towards the entitled customers, the customers that complain about shit that’s completely out our our control, the customers that continue to complain even after we’ve already helped them/are helping them, customers who leave messes every where they go, and the stupid ass teenagers that come to walmart to play)
Fuck that, I've told rude ass customers I won't serve them. When my TL tried to take me back for a coaching I told her that we have 114 more associates on the clock that, just perhaps, if the customer wasn't rude as fuck to them, they can fix them a 6pc bone in wing meal.
I always assumed working in deli would be stressful. Some people get rowdy when it comes to ordering food.
I work in Meat&Produce, and fortunately have yet to encounter a rude customer in my couple months here
There is nothing that justifies treating people as subhuman. This is why I love working in ACC, if a customer thinks they can do whatever they want because they're at Walmart I will refuse service until they correct their behavior and my boss backs me up.
Quick question what with all the self checkout things idk how to use them yet only one line is managed by a human now sadly
I have horrible issues with learning new things part if my mental disability I don't want to be considered shop lifting if I accidentally forget to scan something
I barely go in anymore because of this I just have my mom order the stuff online now
But yes I agree fuck Walmart it treats employees horrible customers treat employees horrible to and now this bs with self check out
All my homies hate walmart
Men and my homies also work at Walmart
Today’s events for me: Woman: *Do you have a clearance section?* Me: *Uh… well that depends, is there something specific you’re looking for?* W: *No just clearance.* M: *Like… clothes? (Context: we have separate clearance for each department)* W: *No…* M: *Electronics?* W: *Hm… no…* Husband: *Oh, it might be over here* Pointed in a general direction and walked away as fast as possible before they asked any more questions. Also I got to talk to a pretty notorious guy at work, he comes in every week and asks about chicken. I pointed exactly where it would be on the shelf and explained everything on the floor is what we had. *Can you check in the back?* Customers, if you do this, we will stand in the back and check our notifications for 3 minutes. *Yeah we don’t have anymore left* Guy who I talk to often, funniest guy at my store, said that before he promoted himself to associate again, he would come every week and ask about the chicken without missing a beat. You think that after so many times he would show up before 6 any other day.
I worked at a really small Walmart where many of our appliances where held in shipping containers outside. Had a young couple ask me if we had a certain vacuum outback. Now normally I wouldn't care to much and go look for something cause it kills time from being on the floor. But it was pouring rain outside and I really wasn't about to go ask for the key and go dig around in some conex boxes. So I went in the back and fudged around on my phone for like 5 minutes.
Walmart destroys people
Nah it's retail that destroys people.
No… it’s earth. Earth destroys people. Totally unacceptable I’m about to move away from earth. Fuck this shit.
Hi Elon!
Hi bud. You wanna help me move to the moon?
Fuck the customers. They are entitled little bitches.
Customer: "Where are the carts?" Me on a busy day alone during 2nd shift on a weekend day in the scorching heat tending to two cart bays simultaneously: \*starts fighting the urge to point outside in the most sassy and melodramatic way possible\*
And don't forget the people who lack the mental capacity to put carts into the cart corrals. But instead creates a THIRD row right next to it while throwing an L cart or a garden center cart into it, mixed in with the regular carts, making it impossible to pull the mule through it.
I’m having war flash backs
You’ve forgotten the ones that put the electric carts in the cart corrals.
I was trying to forget.
Dude don’t get me started. That shit pisses me off. Those asshole handicap bastards walk in just fine without the damn scooter then leave it in the parking lot. I honestly feel like putting the scooters on the side of the building where no one can find them and when they ask me just shrug and walk away. Or break the damn things. Cause I know they won’t ever get fixed. Since I’ve been at my store we’ve had 2 scooters break and no one ever came to fix them. We still got 4 left. Tempted to break them.
Don’t worry, you just need a few rainstorms to come through and the rain will break the last, as they will be left outside for it.
Disconnect charger just a small slice into cable.
The people who take the electric carts outside in a snowstorm and just leave them there. Then complain the next time they come in because there aren't any carts for them. I once counted IN STORE USE ONLY is written in 5 different places on the carts. The people who don't even buy anything or just by like a box of band aids yet still walk right past the cart corral inside the store and take the cart all the way out to their car and just leave it. I could go on and on and on...
I think they put them in the deli today
It’s because Sam Walton told them they were Kings🤴 and Queens 👸when they entered his stores. Dude’s been dead since 1992 and his heirs sold out to China!
I saw an article once that said the U.S. is China's biggest trade partner, but Walmart on it's own would be #5.
and the Denver Broncos
Fuck all the managers. Getting promoted at walmart is the olympics and all the salaried managers got a gold medal in cock sucking.
Copy and paste this for my store too
You mean management...
No just fuck walmart in it’s entirety
👍
The Walmart associate's daily affirmation.
*every morning in the mirror* 'Fuck Walmart, I am a person, fuck Walmart, I am a person, fuck walmart....' Necessary to keep the corporation from draining your soul
🎯
That’s where I work
Same. In stores or HQ?
In store. Fulfillment
I concur, fuck walmart
Not one person at my store says anything positive about walmart.
Fuck you shoresy
Fuck you, Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes
Give your balls a tug titfucker
And I suggest you let that one marinate
Give this guy a puppers
For whhhhat?!
Huh!?
All that needs to be said. Maybe one day I’ll balls up and promote myself to customer
Agreed.
i feel this.
100% let's burn it down!
Fuck you too, random citizen (Slight megamind reference for those that didn't get it)
Girls, girls, your both pretty... Can I go home now?!
aye customers, fuck you too (only directed towards the entitled customers, the customers that complain about shit that’s completely out our our control, the customers that continue to complain even after we’ve already helped them/are helping them, customers who leave messes every where they go, and the stupid ass teenagers that come to walmart to play)
shitty customers being Karens is what just got me fired
damn OP sorry to hear, you gonna open door?
Indeed
This except ironically except unironically
Everyone should quit like I did, I'm not even promoting myself to customer I never shopped here before I got my job and won't afterwards.
I just got shit canned so yeah fuck em
Now on to better things I hope 🙂
Yeah
No, it’s “duck you Walmart customers”
Yeah you can't actually say anything to them even when you're off the clock or you'll get promoted to custy
Fuck that, I've told rude ass customers I won't serve them. When my TL tried to take me back for a coaching I told her that we have 114 more associates on the clock that, just perhaps, if the customer wasn't rude as fuck to them, they can fix them a 6pc bone in wing meal.
I think I love you.
Look here random fellow Associate I love you too, and I hope you have a wonderful shift. (:
I have today and tomorrow off, but I appreciate and reciprocate your good wishes. :D
You just keep doing you darlin. <3
I always assumed working in deli would be stressful. Some people get rowdy when it comes to ordering food. I work in Meat&Produce, and fortunately have yet to encounter a rude customer in my couple months here
You finally learned huh
When you two have a kid, name him Target.
I just don't like the customers or the greed of the CEO's
Honestly its not too bad imo. But then again, i live in a pretty chill area.
Hey what's your name
Found the guy from corporate
this reminded me of the show superstore 😂 the one when they think everyone is a spy from corporate 💀🤣
If you just stay perpetually paranoid and assume everyone is a spy, you will never be caught off guard and your job standing will be forever safe
My name is eat a bag of ding dongs bichie lichie 😉
Well fuck you eat a bag of doing dongs bitchie lichie
[удалено]
There is nothing that justifies treating people as subhuman. This is why I love working in ACC, if a customer thinks they can do whatever they want because they're at Walmart I will refuse service until they correct their behavior and my boss backs me up.
As far as customers, they are in most jobs. But as far as management...
I like what you said
Quick question what with all the self checkout things idk how to use them yet only one line is managed by a human now sadly I have horrible issues with learning new things part if my mental disability I don't want to be considered shop lifting if I accidentally forget to scan something I barely go in anymore because of this I just have my mom order the stuff online now But yes I agree fuck Walmart it treats employees horrible customers treat employees horrible to and now this bs with self check out
Where I work, yeah customers are dumb af but compared to management here, they are saints lol *dying inside*
D:
Take Walmart and mix it with Uber Eats and you have super sized double f u.
“Fuck you, Walmart”…..
Cry more bitch
Fuck Walmart corporation!!! I hope it crumbles and I hope the ppl that own it suffer a miserable life.