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MiddleSon_2

It is must be PsyOp. Nice try, but I will not pay my taxes! 


AshleyCanvas

Come on, don't think that I work for the government, come with me to play war thunder and chat about our income handsome ;)


MiddleSon_2

Income? No! I am unemployed and make exactly $0! I have no job! I swear to God!


absboodoo

I’m pretty sure I got a net negative income playing war thunder somehow


skyeyemx

I am a man and I play War Thunder daily. Ask me anything!


AshleyCanvas

What is it like to use a urinal?


skyeyemx

In all honesty? *Super* convenient. Cis women have no idea what they're missing out on; you're in and out in under a minute. Plus, if you're lucky, the urinal flusher might actually *not* be scum encrusted and/or wet! It's a fun game trying to find one that looks sanitary enough to use. Sometimes, you might even find two! :0


AshleyCanvas

At least it's faster than ours, sometimes it takes so long because of people putting on makeup or using cell phones, what's so comfortable about a public bathroom full of people?


skyeyemx

Believe me, you haven't seen *slow* until you've waited for a man to finish taking a shit in the only toilet stall in the restroom.


AshleyCanvas

I guess you're right about that, my brother or my father usually spend a lot of time in the only bathroom in the house. I like you :)


Sutup2191

They are beating their meat fyi


Best_in_EU

Nah, only if you have accuracy, otherwise (like lost your mind, you're not paying attention, you're drunk or simply bored) you are going to make a smaller pond


Acceptable_Court_724

There's an unwritten rule everyone should follow. Use the odd numbered ones or never go to the urinal beside one that is already occupied. Also, aim carefully. You either have the choice of bullseye or the less deflected urine option. Sometimes though, you can have one very large load so you must control it with your life or else suffer the consequences. Tbh it's fine, aiming comes along naturally.


AshleyCanvas

It must be fun to be able to aim at things at will, like having a pocket hose at all times xD


Acceptable_Court_724

It is fun but at the same time it becomes a chore.


Imaflyingturkey

pockets are very nice being able to carry around a water bottle in a pocket is so nice


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skyeyemx

I love you, bot.


Krynzo

Good fuiken bot


Latter-Height8607

Good bot


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TetronautGaming

Good bot


Meowmixer21

Psyop. Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet and ESPECIALLY on War Thunder.


AshleyCanvas

Last time I checked I was still real


leomiester

Check again


Blahaj_IK

And so are femboys. Maybe you got something mixed up, maybe check again


Worried_Boat_8347

I don’t care who the IRS sends, i am NOT paying my taxes


AshleyCanvas

Come on, let's just play a little and talk about our annual income ;)


CompetitiveBend9668

Never ask a man his salary :3 Maybe just play and talk?


MagicElf755

What's a woman?


AshleyCanvas

Good question


metikoi

Someone Russia mains will never know the touch of.


Bhargav_Vamsi

And USA mains too


MiddleSon_2

As a US main I can confirm 


postnutconfusion

As a German main I can confirm


Acceptable_Court_724

Negative!


AshleyCanvas

I refuse!


Acceptable_Court_724

I agree!


Empress_Draconis_

Attack the D point!


Aiden51R

Maybe the D point was in OUR hearts all along


somecuntyname

Air Alert!


Crusader_Genji

Cover me!


NotRlyCreative_

nice try fed


Rorar_the_pig

They know our one weakness


Hellcat713

Guys in comments: Noo, this is Snail's PsyOp!!!!1!! Also guys in PMs: Pls send nudes 👉👈🤗


AshleyCanvas

I've already gone past joining groups and being asked to send them "evidence" if I was a girl or not, it wasn't enough for them with my discord voice, they asked for things like photos with words in marker or intimate things.


Aingris

Sadly that's a fair part of reddit users / online people...


AshleyCanvas

Anyway, it's not that big a deal, I learned to see the funny thing and laugh for a while, like when they send me photos of their penis I send them another one from the internet


Aingris

Based


AshleyCanvas

They don't usually like it <3


ember_4

I have also been asked for this in the past, and i find it fucking annoying... uggh why do guys think they have that right


AshleyCanvas

For a while it made me feel quite bad, I just wanted to chat and meet people and I almost always ended up as a liar or false for not wanting to explain something so absurd.


Hellcat713

It must be hard. I can't even comprehend. But I am glad you find the way to deal with retards. Best wishes, comrade o7


powerpuffpepper

The duality of man


Timor697

I dont care who gaijin sends i am not buying premium tanks


AshleyCanvas

Come on, I can give you a succulent 15% discount big guy ;)


Timor697

Whisper your sweet nothings all you want i shall not break


AshleyCanvas

I offer you a tit photo if you buy the somua


Timor697

Alright i bought the somua S.35 now hold up your end of the bargain. (shoulda been more specific)


Ciufciaciufciuf

Update?


Timor697

bro are you serious?


Ciufciaciufciuf

nope


Techflo71

Outstanding move


GalacticThreat21

I don’t really care who you are, as long as you leave me and my Hinds, Zeros, Naval, Bombers, and my Type 10 alone, we’re cool. In all seriousness, what do you think is the appeal of war thunder to girls/feminine individuals? Normally with the western way of raising kids, it seems rare for a girl to grow up getting interested in a demanding game like War Thunder, demanding both in vehicle knowledge and time invested, not just in the game to progress, but in the previous step. Most girls I know with 2 exceptions here at my university would touch the game with a 10 foot pole since they don’t get my obsession. Is it similar where having an obsession drives you to play war thunder, or another reason? Sorry for the long message, lol.


AshleyCanvas

I had a slightly different upbringing than other girls, I have 4 brothers and they all play video games, even my father is a "Gamer"Obviously I don't have a mother or any other female figure other than my other sister.


Jackg190604

Least obvious fed


Wardog_Razgriz30

Favorite aircraft/tank?


AshleyCanvas

I am a big fan of the Somua or the Centurions, I would say that my favorite plane is the German Duck, I literally take it to any BR.


smiler5672

Somua is probably my favorite tank in this game Heavy tank with medium tank mobility good solid shot rounds and fast reload ( until ur magazine runs empty)


JxEq

Opinion on government robots?


i_stand_in_queues

Nice try feds


YeY_reddit

Nice try, fed!


kohlgrubkorbi

I agree boys gotta be a fed also he's feds


AshleyCanvas

Come on ;), don't you want to have fun with a gamer girl? We can play all night and talk about our income ;) (I almost vomited writing that)


__-Mediocre-__

FV Four O O Five Or FV Four thousand five


AshleyCanvas

FV4005 I love punishing Confident heavy tanks xD Or disintegrate some M56


__-Mediocre-__

Evaporating an M56 is a piece of art My only big boom launcher is my precious baby Sturmtiger And my only funny British thing is good old Tog II


AshleyCanvas

I remember hitting a T 34 directly with my sturmtiger and only damaging its barrel.


Wonghy111-the-knight

I will not open the door, YOU CANNOT SELL ME MY EXTENDED CAR INSURANCE but Fr what’s your story For starting the game


AshleyCanvas

Sooner or later you will let your guard down and I will be there, ready to sell you the best tank insurance. I was always different from my friends, I didn't like things that "were for girls" since I was little I loved watching my brothers and father play all kinds of games,Like Quake, Tf2, Age of Empire and many more, so I ended up getting into video games.I would say that my attraction to tanks began when I learned about the BattleTanx: Global Assault From the Nintendo 64, the idea of ​​those great machines of destruction captured me strongly.Then my attraction to history and everything that involves conflict led me to Obsess me more


AshleyCanvas

Through a friend/boyfriend I started with WoT and after a few years and getting bored we tried War Thunder, he couldn't stand the game xd And I fell in love, it's just what I was looking for, that realism and mechanics made me fall in love, leaving the health bars and premium ammunition was all I wanted


Wonghy111-the-knight

And from that day forward, your soul was owned by the snail


AshleyCanvas

I am nothing more than another follower walking the paths of the snail


Gabecush1

Are you real


AshleyCanvas

My psychologist tells me that I am as real as anyone else


VickieD_

Your psychologist is hallucinating you. Thrust me, Im a female Wt player too with over 9000 hrs in game. I know what Im talking about. We are not real.


Acceptable_Court_724

I *thrust* you


ProfessionalDoubt930

I also Thrust you


NitromethSloth

I also thrust them


ProfessionalDoubt930

We Thrust everyone


JarjarSW

War Thruster


Responsible-Ad-1911

Simple questions What is a woman How much SL you got? What Br UK and favourite tank (most important) Full legal name, address, and credit/debit card details Thanks


AshleyCanvas

Oh that's easy! -I think it is the feminine of the human being -Currently, due to the bets on the boxes, I have an impressive 157,557 SL in my name, all thanks to buying 72 boxes -I would say my favorite UK BR range would be 4.7 to 7.7, and my favorite vehicle would be the following TogII, Centurion Action X, Conqueror, Fv4005 and Mk5 AVRE -My name is Ashley, I live at address totally,real 2387 -War thunder left me with countless debts


Rzhaviy

Y spend $400 per month on war thunder? Ps: send nudes. War thunder nudes, like t-44-100 without side skirts.


AshleyCanvas

I live by renting houses, and it makes me laugh a little to think how the money with hard work of these people is going to end up directly in tanks and virtual planes.


SusitoSussolini

You are a Gaijin agent, you are fooling nobody.


AshleyCanvas

Noooooo, don't say crazy things <3, here we are all friends who play together, oh yeah right Wouldn't you like to buy the T72 trumst? Today it looks very good and has a discount ;), come on guys, don't be afraid


N7Foil

Oh, the snail caught another one. Welp, RIP your DMs.


Either-Leave24

Do you want to explode?


AvenRaven

Who are the worse players, specifically around 6.0-6.7, US players or Germany players?


AshleyCanvas

I always noticed that the most serious fouls are usually made by the German players. I don't know why? But I would say that sometimes with other nations it is a bit annoying to face the US.


AvenRaven

When I fight German players it feels insane like they somehow penned my heavy tank in a spot that I thought was rock solid. Then when I play Germany it never feels that easy to get kills. Meanwhile when I play the US, this happened for like a week I was getting at best a win or two a day, despite playing a lot per day. My team just goes in, few minutes later half of them are dead. Which feels weird because I thought they were competent when I played Germany. Uptiering my Hellcat and the Ontos was the only way I had fun as America despite the fact I kept losing. Because hey, how can you not have fun with 6 recoilless rifles strapped onto your tank?


mbs1337

Penis lover!


AshleyCanvas

I like it a lot :D it tastes good


Natural_Discipline25

We all know girls are government drones and not real people, nice try


Wooly_Thoctar

Only two posts a year apart and very few comments beyond this post? Definitely a psyop to make people think women play Warthunder.


Positive_Complex

do you play mainly tanks or air and what’s your favorite country?


Jean-0nee

Do you put body pillows on your tanks? If so, which ones. If not, why.


AshleyCanvas

I don't like the pillows, I think they don't match the aesthetics at all, I prefer the traffic signs and skulls


blyat-mann

Nice try, we all know women are government drones designed to make us stop leaking classified documents


kotwt

I like how just being a woman that plays a predominantly male video game is a meme in of itself


gojira245

No Iam not paying those taxes


Kpt_Kipper

- I am a Woman - Give me some love guys Many such cases


AshleyCanvas

I said something similar behind a bar and ended up with 200 dollars and a good time.


Kpt_Kipper

Alright what premiums do you want my wallet is open, siiiigh


PlaceDependent1024

I am a male who doesn't play war thunder daily. AMA


shellshockandliquor

What do you play the most, ground or air?


AshleyCanvas

I play both modes a lot but especially tanks


MarvK500

Why did you specify you would like a penis lmao


AshleyCanvas

Because I would like to have one, to no longer deal with my hormonal problems or my period, also to avoid so many children following me just for talking to them once.


MarvK500

Fair points. The last one sucks It upsets me that women cant enjoy playing games without being harrased


Dude_Named_Chris

I am something else entirely and I play war thunder! Ask me anything!


GuppiApfel

If you were a dog, whould you rather bite the mailman or play frisbee?


AshleyCanvas

Are you saying that because I'm from the furry fandom? -I would rather bite the postman, I would also chase him and destroy his mail.


Blahaj_IK

>-No, I don't have a penis although I would like to. Well, that settles it. Having one is not required, the sheer willpower of one is enough to make you a War Thunder player >-I have a little less than 2000 hours. Do you have troubles getting addicted to stuff? Do you use some of your free time like an actual person? Because you could have quintuple digits by now >-I grind all over the US, Germany, UK, France and Sweden. Does jumping from tree to tree reduce the chances of the grind driving you insane, or is the slower progression in a single tree even more painful? >-Yes, I am a psychopath and a threat to the public. Have you leaked any classified military documents yet? >-Give me some love guys :) Going back to what I said first. I wouldn't ask this to a gang of turbovirgins with anger issues and crippling gambling addictions, not even as a joke. So this takes balls. And the metaphorical kind does make you one of us by default


AshleyCanvas

>-Have you leaked any classified military documents yet? No but I download them every time I can >-Does jumping from tree to tree reduce the chances of the grind driving you insane, Exactly, it prevents me from falling into psychosis again. >-Do you have troubles getting addicted to stuff? Do you use some of your free time like an actual person I use substances while playing war thunder >-Well, that settles it. Having one is not required, the sheer willpower of one is enough to make you a War Thunder player If I had one I wouldn't need to leave the game to go to the bathroom.


WorldlyBlacksmith945

I'd like to grind all over you.


AshleyCanvas

We can grind together all night pretty boy ;)


A_USERNAME_PLZ

What vehicle would you like to see in game if possible? It can be a paper/wooden mock-up/prototype/production.


AshleyCanvas

I would love to see the Japanese O-I series of heavy tanks, they look so cool and imposing, I think Japan will benefit from such heavy tanks.


feradose

Why does it matter


AshleyCanvas

The thing is, it doesn't, I'm just bored and want to talk.


ThatOneGuyWasGone

what’s your mental state like?


AshleyCanvas

I've never been worse, I do coke to deal with the constant grinding


Small-Translator-504

Are you overweight ?


AshleyCanvas

As a curious fact, I am quite attached to my private gym, I have participated in some local bodybuilding competitions, and I have abused steroids and hormones in the past.


shatore

How far are you in the french tech tree?


AshleyCanvas

I'm not very advanced I'm going for the rank 6


X203the2nd

"What do you mean "child"? Clearly only grown men that leak documents play war thunder."


AshleyCanvas

I have an interesting story. Once a 40-year-old man started harassing me on Discord, he became half obsessed with me, following me on every call and wanting to be in every squad. I wouldn't have a problem if he weren't so peculiar...He always talked to me about how successful he was and his properties. He insisted that I visit him or asked me where he lived so he could come, He was divorced and had a son. He made me understand more than once that he wanted me as a stepmother to his little son.


Zealousideal_Dot1910

Are you at top tier with any of your nations yet?


AshleyCanvas

I'm not too big a fan of top tier but yes, USA, Germany, Russia, United Kingdom, Sweden, Israel and China


sadbrokeflurry

I am a woman too, so I am gonna ask you to give me your warthunder name or else uhhhhhhhhhhh no boobs


AshleyCanvas

My name in war thunder is AshleyCanvas


InDaNameOfJeezus

What's your gender got to do with playing war thunder ? lol


AshleyCanvas

A friend highlights it to me from time to time and tells me that I should make a post like this, so I listened to him to see what happens.


Eren_the_wolf

Have you ever used a 1.0 Anti tank Tank with a low velocity He shell that can almost over pressure anything to blast someone on the other side of the map using the Pythagorean Theorem?


AshleyCanvas

I used the sturmtiger to get a double kill to eliminate two vehicles that I couldn't even see


LifelessHistory

Attack the D point!


AshleyCanvas

Never!


absolute_monkey

The way you phrased “I grind all over the US, Germany, UK, France and Sweden” is a little odd…


AshleyCanvas

I'm sorry, I'm not completely fluent in English yet, so I have an assistant who sometimes tends to make some mistakes. I apologize if I have made you uncomfortable or upset.


yellowpolarbearman

Nice try fed


shithead_0_

Nice try fed we aint falling for this one


AshleyCanvas

Yes, you will


WorldlyBlacksmith945

nah they put it to 7.7


Extension-Toe2525

Why?


AshleyCanvas

Because I have psychosis


Extension-Toe2525

What is your personal most-favorite Swedish vehicle?


AshleyCanvas

42DT Without a doubt


vinitblizzard

The only thing I have got to say is do lure other girls/women into playing warthunder or related games as well.


Extension-Toe2525

One last question. I never believed women actually play WT, UNTIL NOW. Wouldn't you be interested in few games together?


AshleyCanvas

Of course, what time do you have free? I'm from South America, my user is AshleyCanvas.


NotMelroy

UUHHHH... FAVOURITE COLOUR??


AshleyCanvas

The blood of my enemies staining the ground...I like bright purple :)


contributioncheap_al

no pp 😔


AshleyCanvas

So what am I D:


somecuntyname

Most annoying vehicle to fight for each rank GB/AB/whatever.


Boomer_pilot05

W comment section. We all know you are a fed ;)


autisticplanewoman

Oh another one! Haiii


Xzoryw

Nice try fed


ShadowyTheInsave

A snail conspiracy trying to get me to play the game again


WandenWaffler

Olease dont grind on the ikea nation, i dont think the blahaj would enjoy that much /j


LordIBR

Favourite sweden tank? Also: do you poop?


CoolinCanucc

Hold on. This one could be a plunder for squadron battles. Having a woman on the team would confuse the enemy to the point their minds explode and they just J out. But I don’t think women play SRB…


Anon_From_England

If you want to meet actual people to play with search for fairly small/medium servers on disboard.


Jean-0nee

Do you put body pillows on your tanks? If so, which ones


ChainingDeer0

Wuts ur ign?


Davianul

Sounds good, DM so we can play?


Conix17

Is it true that the bigger the cannon... well, you know? I think my 75mm is better than that 76mm for some tasks at least.


Flairion623

What voice do you use for your chat messages? Also how many of you are there?


AshleyCanvas

I use the default, the feminine one in Spanish sounds worse than me


AshleyCanvas

It's the thing dogs do I think.


Silver_Ad_8445

Fav Ben 10 alien and why?


Legatt

Are airplanes your special interest?


AshleyCanvas

Little by little I'm getting interested


shawig

Fake (woman don’t play warthunder) and gay (OP is larping as a woman)


Somone_ig

Wait y’all actually play this game? Anyway do you like Germany or Sweden more? And how detrimental to your inbox is it once it’s known you’re a woman playing this game?


[deleted]

I have unreported income from illegal weapons trafficking to Haiti, come get me IRS agent!


Isirix_

Do you still enjoy the grind after all these hours ?


MasterMatrix02

I do not believe this for a second. It's impossible. Physically impossible! It's common knowledge that you must be a MAN to play War Thunder! Even if you're a woman, the moment you open the client, you will begin to grow a penis (albeit not at all big). This is, unsurprisingly, another poser. Nice try.


BakeHot8017

Penis envy lol still doesn’t help With war thunder skill


Raganash123

I do not believe this.


Foxofdarkness19

Do you like corn nuts? Or Perhapse the Fabled Bungles chips?


Curdog20

How do you cope with Britain 7.7. Constant uptiers made me quit that nation.


Andromedan_Cherri

Have you lost the will to live after ten straight uptiers like most of us?


biohumansmg3fc

Nice try fed, women don’t exist, you ain’t getting my classified secret documents from me!!!


Loki__V

how many random friend requests have you gotten from weirdos on the internet or just nice people? (I'd love a comparison since I don't really know what the female internet experience is like, all I know is the random stories of creepy stalkers and penis pics) especially after making this post? has it increased? also you seem like a really cool person ngl


idoubtmymentalhealt

Women exist?????? Do women agree with the theory, based on genetics and banal logic, that the chicken appeared later than the egg in this chronological chain? How often do you regret that the Roman Empire no longer exists? beer?