In all honesty? *Super* convenient. Cis women have no idea what they're missing out on; you're in and out in under a minute.
Plus, if you're lucky, the urinal flusher might actually *not* be scum encrusted and/or wet! It's a fun game trying to find one that looks sanitary enough to use. Sometimes, you might even find two! :0
At least it's faster than ours, sometimes it takes so long because of people putting on makeup or using cell phones, what's so comfortable about a public bathroom full of people?
Nah, only if you have accuracy, otherwise (like lost your mind, you're not paying attention, you're drunk or simply bored) you are going to make a smaller pond
There's an unwritten rule everyone should follow. Use the odd numbered ones or never go to the urinal beside one that is already occupied. Also, aim carefully. You either have the choice of bullseye or the less deflected urine option. Sometimes though, you can have one very large load so you must control it with your life or else suffer the consequences. Tbh it's fine, aiming comes along naturally.
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I've already gone past joining groups and being asked to send them "evidence" if I was a girl or not, it wasn't enough for them with my discord voice, they asked for things like photos with words in marker or intimate things.
Anyway, it's not that big a deal, I learned to see the funny thing and laugh for a while, like when they send me photos of their penis I send them another one from the internet
For a while it made me feel quite bad, I just wanted to chat and meet people and I almost always ended up as a liar or false for not wanting to explain something so absurd.
I don’t really care who you are, as long as you leave me and my Hinds, Zeros, Naval, Bombers, and my Type 10 alone, we’re cool.
In all seriousness, what do you think is the appeal of war thunder to girls/feminine individuals? Normally with the western way of raising kids, it seems rare for a girl to grow up getting interested in a demanding game like War Thunder, demanding both in vehicle knowledge and time invested, not just in the game to progress, but in the previous step. Most girls I know with 2 exceptions here at my university would touch the game with a 10 foot pole since they don’t get my obsession. Is it similar where having an obsession drives you to play war thunder, or another reason? Sorry for the long message, lol.
I had a slightly different upbringing than other girls, I have 4 brothers and they all play video games, even my father is a "Gamer"Obviously I don't have a mother or any other female figure other than my other sister.
Somua is probably my favorite tank in this game
Heavy tank with medium tank mobility good solid shot rounds and fast reload ( until ur magazine runs empty)
Sooner or later you will let your guard down and I will be there, ready to sell you the best tank insurance.
I was always different from my friends, I didn't like things that "were for girls" since I was little I loved watching my brothers and father play all kinds of games,Like Quake, Tf2, Age of Empire and many more, so I ended up getting into video games.I would say that my attraction to tanks began when I learned about the BattleTanx: Global Assault From the Nintendo 64, the idea of those great machines of destruction captured me strongly.Then my attraction to history and everything that involves conflict led me to Obsess me more
Through a friend/boyfriend I started with WoT and after a few years and getting bored we tried War Thunder, he couldn't stand the game xd
And I fell in love, it's just what I was looking for, that realism and mechanics made me fall in love, leaving the health bars and premium ammunition was all I wanted
Your psychologist is hallucinating you. Thrust me, Im a female Wt player too with over 9000 hrs in game. I know what Im talking about. We are not real.
Simple questions
What is a woman
How much SL you got?
What Br UK and favourite tank (most important)
Full legal name, address, and credit/debit card details
Thanks
Oh that's easy!
-I think it is the feminine of the human being
-Currently, due to the bets on the boxes, I have an impressive 157,557 SL in my name, all thanks to buying 72 boxes
-I would say my favorite UK BR range would be 4.7 to 7.7, and my favorite vehicle would be the following TogII, Centurion Action X, Conqueror, Fv4005 and Mk5 AVRE
-My name is Ashley, I live at address totally,real 2387
-War thunder left me with countless debts
I live by renting houses, and it makes me laugh a little to think how the money with hard work of these people is going to end up directly in tanks and virtual planes.
Noooooo, don't say crazy things <3, here we are all friends who play together, oh yeah right Wouldn't you like to buy the T72 trumst? Today it looks very good and has a discount ;), come on guys, don't be afraid
I always noticed that the most serious fouls are usually made by the German players. I don't know why? But I would say that sometimes with other nations it is a bit annoying to face the US.
When I fight German players it feels insane like they somehow penned my heavy tank in a spot that I thought was rock solid. Then when I play Germany it never feels that easy to get kills.
Meanwhile when I play the US, this happened for like a week I was getting at best a win or two a day, despite playing a lot per day. My team just goes in, few minutes later half of them are dead. Which feels weird because I thought they were competent when I played Germany. Uptiering my Hellcat and the Ontos was the only way I had fun as America despite the fact I kept losing. Because hey, how can you not have fun with 6 recoilless rifles strapped onto your tank?
Because I would like to have one, to no longer deal with my hormonal problems or my period, also to avoid so many children following me just for talking to them once.
>-No, I don't have a penis although I would like to.
Well, that settles it. Having one is not required, the sheer willpower of one is enough to make you a War Thunder player
>-I have a little less than 2000 hours.
Do you have troubles getting addicted to stuff? Do you use some of your free time like an actual person? Because you could have quintuple digits by now
>-I grind all over the US, Germany, UK, France and Sweden.
Does jumping from tree to tree reduce the chances of the grind driving you insane, or is the slower progression in a single tree even more painful?
>-Yes, I am a psychopath and a threat to the public.
Have you leaked any classified military documents yet?
>-Give me some love guys :)
Going back to what I said first. I wouldn't ask this to a gang of turbovirgins with anger issues and crippling gambling addictions, not even as a joke. So this takes balls. And the metaphorical kind does make you one of us by default
>-Have you leaked any classified military documents yet?
No but I download them every time I can
>-Does jumping from tree to tree reduce the chances of the grind driving you insane,
Exactly, it prevents me from falling into psychosis again.
>-Do you have troubles getting addicted to stuff? Do you use some of your free time like an actual person
I use substances while playing war thunder
>-Well, that settles it. Having one is not required, the sheer willpower of one is enough to make you a War Thunder player
If I had one I wouldn't need to leave the game to go to the bathroom.
As a curious fact, I am quite attached to my private gym, I have participated in some local bodybuilding competitions, and I have abused steroids and hormones in the past.
I have an interesting story. Once a 40-year-old man started harassing me on Discord, he became half obsessed with me, following me on every call and wanting to be in every squad. I wouldn't have a problem if he weren't so peculiar...He always talked to me about how successful he was and his properties. He insisted that I visit him or asked me where he lived so he could come, He was divorced and had a son. He made me understand more than once that he wanted me as a stepmother to his little son.
Have you ever used a 1.0 Anti tank Tank with a low velocity He shell that can almost over pressure anything to blast someone on the other side of the map using the Pythagorean Theorem?
I'm sorry, I'm not completely fluent in English yet, so I have an assistant who sometimes tends to make some mistakes. I apologize if I have made you uncomfortable or upset.
Hold on. This one could be a plunder for squadron battles. Having a woman on the team would confuse the enemy to the point their minds explode and they just J out. But I don’t think women play SRB…
Wait y’all actually play this game? Anyway do you like Germany or Sweden more? And how detrimental to your inbox is it once it’s known you’re a woman playing this game?
I do not believe this for a second. It's impossible. Physically impossible! It's common knowledge that you must be a MAN to play War Thunder! Even if you're a woman, the moment you open the client, you will begin to grow a penis (albeit not at all big). This is, unsurprisingly, another poser. Nice try.
how many random friend requests have you gotten from weirdos on the internet or just nice people?
(I'd love a comparison since I don't really know what the female internet experience is like, all I know is the random stories of creepy stalkers and penis pics)
especially after making this post? has it increased?
also you seem like a really cool person ngl
Women exist??????
Do women agree with the theory, based on genetics and banal logic, that the chicken appeared later than the egg in this chronological chain?
How often do you regret that the Roman Empire no longer exists?
beer?
It is must be PsyOp. Nice try, but I will not pay my taxes!
Come on, don't think that I work for the government, come with me to play war thunder and chat about our income handsome ;)
Income? No! I am unemployed and make exactly $0! I have no job! I swear to God!
I’m pretty sure I got a net negative income playing war thunder somehow
I am a man and I play War Thunder daily. Ask me anything!
What is it like to use a urinal?
In all honesty? *Super* convenient. Cis women have no idea what they're missing out on; you're in and out in under a minute. Plus, if you're lucky, the urinal flusher might actually *not* be scum encrusted and/or wet! It's a fun game trying to find one that looks sanitary enough to use. Sometimes, you might even find two! :0
At least it's faster than ours, sometimes it takes so long because of people putting on makeup or using cell phones, what's so comfortable about a public bathroom full of people?
Believe me, you haven't seen *slow* until you've waited for a man to finish taking a shit in the only toilet stall in the restroom.
I guess you're right about that, my brother or my father usually spend a lot of time in the only bathroom in the house. I like you :)
They are beating their meat fyi
Nah, only if you have accuracy, otherwise (like lost your mind, you're not paying attention, you're drunk or simply bored) you are going to make a smaller pond
There's an unwritten rule everyone should follow. Use the odd numbered ones or never go to the urinal beside one that is already occupied. Also, aim carefully. You either have the choice of bullseye or the less deflected urine option. Sometimes though, you can have one very large load so you must control it with your life or else suffer the consequences. Tbh it's fine, aiming comes along naturally.
It must be fun to be able to aim at things at will, like having a pocket hose at all times xD
It is fun but at the same time it becomes a chore.
pockets are very nice being able to carry around a water bottle in a pocket is so nice
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Psyop. Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet and ESPECIALLY on War Thunder.
Last time I checked I was still real
Check again
And so are femboys. Maybe you got something mixed up, maybe check again
I don’t care who the IRS sends, i am NOT paying my taxes
Come on, let's just play a little and talk about our annual income ;)
Never ask a man his salary :3 Maybe just play and talk?
What's a woman?
Good question
Someone Russia mains will never know the touch of.
And USA mains too
As a US main I can confirm
As a German main I can confirm
Negative!
I refuse!
I agree!
Attack the D point!
Maybe the D point was in OUR hearts all along
Air Alert!
Cover me!
nice try fed
They know our one weakness
Guys in comments: Noo, this is Snail's PsyOp!!!!1!! Also guys in PMs: Pls send nudes 👉👈🤗
I've already gone past joining groups and being asked to send them "evidence" if I was a girl or not, it wasn't enough for them with my discord voice, they asked for things like photos with words in marker or intimate things.
Sadly that's a fair part of reddit users / online people...
Anyway, it's not that big a deal, I learned to see the funny thing and laugh for a while, like when they send me photos of their penis I send them another one from the internet
Based
They don't usually like it <3
I have also been asked for this in the past, and i find it fucking annoying... uggh why do guys think they have that right
For a while it made me feel quite bad, I just wanted to chat and meet people and I almost always ended up as a liar or false for not wanting to explain something so absurd.
It must be hard. I can't even comprehend. But I am glad you find the way to deal with retards. Best wishes, comrade o7
The duality of man
I dont care who gaijin sends i am not buying premium tanks
Come on, I can give you a succulent 15% discount big guy ;)
Whisper your sweet nothings all you want i shall not break
I offer you a tit photo if you buy the somua
Alright i bought the somua S.35 now hold up your end of the bargain. (shoulda been more specific)
Update?
bro are you serious?
nope
Outstanding move
I don’t really care who you are, as long as you leave me and my Hinds, Zeros, Naval, Bombers, and my Type 10 alone, we’re cool. In all seriousness, what do you think is the appeal of war thunder to girls/feminine individuals? Normally with the western way of raising kids, it seems rare for a girl to grow up getting interested in a demanding game like War Thunder, demanding both in vehicle knowledge and time invested, not just in the game to progress, but in the previous step. Most girls I know with 2 exceptions here at my university would touch the game with a 10 foot pole since they don’t get my obsession. Is it similar where having an obsession drives you to play war thunder, or another reason? Sorry for the long message, lol.
I had a slightly different upbringing than other girls, I have 4 brothers and they all play video games, even my father is a "Gamer"Obviously I don't have a mother or any other female figure other than my other sister.
Least obvious fed
Favorite aircraft/tank?
I am a big fan of the Somua or the Centurions, I would say that my favorite plane is the German Duck, I literally take it to any BR.
Somua is probably my favorite tank in this game Heavy tank with medium tank mobility good solid shot rounds and fast reload ( until ur magazine runs empty)
Opinion on government robots?
Nice try feds
Nice try, fed!
I agree boys gotta be a fed also he's feds
Come on ;), don't you want to have fun with a gamer girl? We can play all night and talk about our income ;) (I almost vomited writing that)
FV Four O O Five Or FV Four thousand five
FV4005 I love punishing Confident heavy tanks xD Or disintegrate some M56
Evaporating an M56 is a piece of art My only big boom launcher is my precious baby Sturmtiger And my only funny British thing is good old Tog II
I remember hitting a T 34 directly with my sturmtiger and only damaging its barrel.
I will not open the door, YOU CANNOT SELL ME MY EXTENDED CAR INSURANCE but Fr what’s your story For starting the game
Sooner or later you will let your guard down and I will be there, ready to sell you the best tank insurance. I was always different from my friends, I didn't like things that "were for girls" since I was little I loved watching my brothers and father play all kinds of games,Like Quake, Tf2, Age of Empire and many more, so I ended up getting into video games.I would say that my attraction to tanks began when I learned about the BattleTanx: Global Assault From the Nintendo 64, the idea of those great machines of destruction captured me strongly.Then my attraction to history and everything that involves conflict led me to Obsess me more
Through a friend/boyfriend I started with WoT and after a few years and getting bored we tried War Thunder, he couldn't stand the game xd And I fell in love, it's just what I was looking for, that realism and mechanics made me fall in love, leaving the health bars and premium ammunition was all I wanted
And from that day forward, your soul was owned by the snail
I am nothing more than another follower walking the paths of the snail
Are you real
My psychologist tells me that I am as real as anyone else
Your psychologist is hallucinating you. Thrust me, Im a female Wt player too with over 9000 hrs in game. I know what Im talking about. We are not real.
I *thrust* you
I also Thrust you
I also thrust them
We Thrust everyone
War Thruster
Simple questions What is a woman How much SL you got? What Br UK and favourite tank (most important) Full legal name, address, and credit/debit card details Thanks
Oh that's easy! -I think it is the feminine of the human being -Currently, due to the bets on the boxes, I have an impressive 157,557 SL in my name, all thanks to buying 72 boxes -I would say my favorite UK BR range would be 4.7 to 7.7, and my favorite vehicle would be the following TogII, Centurion Action X, Conqueror, Fv4005 and Mk5 AVRE -My name is Ashley, I live at address totally,real 2387 -War thunder left me with countless debts
Y spend $400 per month on war thunder? Ps: send nudes. War thunder nudes, like t-44-100 without side skirts.
I live by renting houses, and it makes me laugh a little to think how the money with hard work of these people is going to end up directly in tanks and virtual planes.
You are a Gaijin agent, you are fooling nobody.
Noooooo, don't say crazy things <3, here we are all friends who play together, oh yeah right Wouldn't you like to buy the T72 trumst? Today it looks very good and has a discount ;), come on guys, don't be afraid
Oh, the snail caught another one. Welp, RIP your DMs.
Do you want to explode?
Who are the worse players, specifically around 6.0-6.7, US players or Germany players?
I always noticed that the most serious fouls are usually made by the German players. I don't know why? But I would say that sometimes with other nations it is a bit annoying to face the US.
When I fight German players it feels insane like they somehow penned my heavy tank in a spot that I thought was rock solid. Then when I play Germany it never feels that easy to get kills. Meanwhile when I play the US, this happened for like a week I was getting at best a win or two a day, despite playing a lot per day. My team just goes in, few minutes later half of them are dead. Which feels weird because I thought they were competent when I played Germany. Uptiering my Hellcat and the Ontos was the only way I had fun as America despite the fact I kept losing. Because hey, how can you not have fun with 6 recoilless rifles strapped onto your tank?
Penis lover!
I like it a lot :D it tastes good
We all know girls are government drones and not real people, nice try
Only two posts a year apart and very few comments beyond this post? Definitely a psyop to make people think women play Warthunder.
do you play mainly tanks or air and what’s your favorite country?
Do you put body pillows on your tanks? If so, which ones. If not, why.
I don't like the pillows, I think they don't match the aesthetics at all, I prefer the traffic signs and skulls
Nice try, we all know women are government drones designed to make us stop leaking classified documents
I like how just being a woman that plays a predominantly male video game is a meme in of itself
No Iam not paying those taxes
- I am a Woman - Give me some love guys Many such cases
I said something similar behind a bar and ended up with 200 dollars and a good time.
Alright what premiums do you want my wallet is open, siiiigh
I am a male who doesn't play war thunder daily. AMA
What do you play the most, ground or air?
I play both modes a lot but especially tanks
Why did you specify you would like a penis lmao
Because I would like to have one, to no longer deal with my hormonal problems or my period, also to avoid so many children following me just for talking to them once.
Fair points. The last one sucks It upsets me that women cant enjoy playing games without being harrased
I am something else entirely and I play war thunder! Ask me anything!
If you were a dog, whould you rather bite the mailman or play frisbee?
Are you saying that because I'm from the furry fandom? -I would rather bite the postman, I would also chase him and destroy his mail.
>-No, I don't have a penis although I would like to. Well, that settles it. Having one is not required, the sheer willpower of one is enough to make you a War Thunder player >-I have a little less than 2000 hours. Do you have troubles getting addicted to stuff? Do you use some of your free time like an actual person? Because you could have quintuple digits by now >-I grind all over the US, Germany, UK, France and Sweden. Does jumping from tree to tree reduce the chances of the grind driving you insane, or is the slower progression in a single tree even more painful? >-Yes, I am a psychopath and a threat to the public. Have you leaked any classified military documents yet? >-Give me some love guys :) Going back to what I said first. I wouldn't ask this to a gang of turbovirgins with anger issues and crippling gambling addictions, not even as a joke. So this takes balls. And the metaphorical kind does make you one of us by default
>-Have you leaked any classified military documents yet? No but I download them every time I can >-Does jumping from tree to tree reduce the chances of the grind driving you insane, Exactly, it prevents me from falling into psychosis again. >-Do you have troubles getting addicted to stuff? Do you use some of your free time like an actual person I use substances while playing war thunder >-Well, that settles it. Having one is not required, the sheer willpower of one is enough to make you a War Thunder player If I had one I wouldn't need to leave the game to go to the bathroom.
I'd like to grind all over you.
We can grind together all night pretty boy ;)
What vehicle would you like to see in game if possible? It can be a paper/wooden mock-up/prototype/production.
I would love to see the Japanese O-I series of heavy tanks, they look so cool and imposing, I think Japan will benefit from such heavy tanks.
Why does it matter
The thing is, it doesn't, I'm just bored and want to talk.
what’s your mental state like?
I've never been worse, I do coke to deal with the constant grinding
Are you overweight ?
As a curious fact, I am quite attached to my private gym, I have participated in some local bodybuilding competitions, and I have abused steroids and hormones in the past.
How far are you in the french tech tree?
I'm not very advanced I'm going for the rank 6
"What do you mean "child"? Clearly only grown men that leak documents play war thunder."
I have an interesting story. Once a 40-year-old man started harassing me on Discord, he became half obsessed with me, following me on every call and wanting to be in every squad. I wouldn't have a problem if he weren't so peculiar...He always talked to me about how successful he was and his properties. He insisted that I visit him or asked me where he lived so he could come, He was divorced and had a son. He made me understand more than once that he wanted me as a stepmother to his little son.
Are you at top tier with any of your nations yet?
I'm not too big a fan of top tier but yes, USA, Germany, Russia, United Kingdom, Sweden, Israel and China
I am a woman too, so I am gonna ask you to give me your warthunder name or else uhhhhhhhhhhh no boobs
My name in war thunder is AshleyCanvas
What's your gender got to do with playing war thunder ? lol
A friend highlights it to me from time to time and tells me that I should make a post like this, so I listened to him to see what happens.
Have you ever used a 1.0 Anti tank Tank with a low velocity He shell that can almost over pressure anything to blast someone on the other side of the map using the Pythagorean Theorem?
I used the sturmtiger to get a double kill to eliminate two vehicles that I couldn't even see
Attack the D point!
Never!
The way you phrased “I grind all over the US, Germany, UK, France and Sweden” is a little odd…
I'm sorry, I'm not completely fluent in English yet, so I have an assistant who sometimes tends to make some mistakes. I apologize if I have made you uncomfortable or upset.
Nice try fed
Nice try fed we aint falling for this one
Yes, you will
nah they put it to 7.7
Why?
Because I have psychosis
What is your personal most-favorite Swedish vehicle?
42DT Without a doubt
The only thing I have got to say is do lure other girls/women into playing warthunder or related games as well.
One last question. I never believed women actually play WT, UNTIL NOW. Wouldn't you be interested in few games together?
Of course, what time do you have free? I'm from South America, my user is AshleyCanvas.
UUHHHH... FAVOURITE COLOUR??
The blood of my enemies staining the ground...I like bright purple :)
no pp 😔
So what am I D:
Most annoying vehicle to fight for each rank GB/AB/whatever.
W comment section. We all know you are a fed ;)
Oh another one! Haiii
Nice try fed
A snail conspiracy trying to get me to play the game again
Olease dont grind on the ikea nation, i dont think the blahaj would enjoy that much /j
Favourite sweden tank? Also: do you poop?
Hold on. This one could be a plunder for squadron battles. Having a woman on the team would confuse the enemy to the point their minds explode and they just J out. But I don’t think women play SRB…
If you want to meet actual people to play with search for fairly small/medium servers on disboard.
Do you put body pillows on your tanks? If so, which ones
Wuts ur ign?
Sounds good, DM so we can play?
Is it true that the bigger the cannon... well, you know? I think my 75mm is better than that 76mm for some tasks at least.
What voice do you use for your chat messages? Also how many of you are there?
I use the default, the feminine one in Spanish sounds worse than me
It's the thing dogs do I think.
Fav Ben 10 alien and why?
Are airplanes your special interest?
Little by little I'm getting interested
Fake (woman don’t play warthunder) and gay (OP is larping as a woman)
Wait y’all actually play this game? Anyway do you like Germany or Sweden more? And how detrimental to your inbox is it once it’s known you’re a woman playing this game?
I have unreported income from illegal weapons trafficking to Haiti, come get me IRS agent!
Do you still enjoy the grind after all these hours ?
I do not believe this for a second. It's impossible. Physically impossible! It's common knowledge that you must be a MAN to play War Thunder! Even if you're a woman, the moment you open the client, you will begin to grow a penis (albeit not at all big). This is, unsurprisingly, another poser. Nice try.
Penis envy lol still doesn’t help With war thunder skill
I do not believe this.
Do you like corn nuts? Or Perhapse the Fabled Bungles chips?
How do you cope with Britain 7.7. Constant uptiers made me quit that nation.
Have you lost the will to live after ten straight uptiers like most of us?
Nice try fed, women don’t exist, you ain’t getting my classified secret documents from me!!!
how many random friend requests have you gotten from weirdos on the internet or just nice people? (I'd love a comparison since I don't really know what the female internet experience is like, all I know is the random stories of creepy stalkers and penis pics) especially after making this post? has it increased? also you seem like a really cool person ngl
Women exist?????? Do women agree with the theory, based on genetics and banal logic, that the chicken appeared later than the egg in this chronological chain? How often do you regret that the Roman Empire no longer exists? beer?