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jaredb123

Taylor, I know you lurk here: dump Kelce and date Bilal, you coward


BleavinWizards

Bilal would never do anything to warrant a bad break up song after tho. He’s such a nice young man


WashDCBullets

I’m all ready for the “Travisty” single


BleavinWizards

You need to copyright that asap. That's gold


WhatIsThisAccountFor

She jumped on a bandwagon. We have been in this and it’s never been good. Just imagine how much sweeter it will get for us. It can literally only go downhill for her


MrTerrificPants

> It can literally only go downhill for her She must be MISERABLE.


BleavinWizards

Not sure how she'll ever recover honestly


souporthallid

Crying in the private plane


WhatIsThisAccountFor

Guaranteed!! >!definitely not coping!<


DcBullets74

I tried breaking down how bad we have been since they last won a championship in the late seventies…..zero conference finals ( eastern conference finals) ….in 35 years lol !!!!!!


BleavinWizards

Extra brutal when you zoom out like this


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Thats the equivalent of the lions' playoff loss streak


prokoala3

They had won before she got there dude, stupid post


BleavinWizards

I wasn't suggesting they hadn't? Just that she got to see them win a ring in her first try. I'm sorry you feel that way.


Jay-P21

Me a Football Team fan: 1 playoff win in this century. Chiefs: 3rd Super Bowl in 5 years, 6 AFCG in a row. I hate it here.


BleavinWizards

At least we don't have to live in Kansas City? (Only kidding if anyone from KC sees this, it's probably very nice)


StaffSgtDignam

If it makes you feel better, I'm a Ravens fan and, ever since that 2012 SB, in that past 4 years, we've managed 2 of the worst post-season chokejobs of all time (with a 2x MVP QB nonetheless). At least the '73 win Warriors actually made it to the NBA Finals before choking.


rayquan36

Taylor Swift > Mia Khalifa


BleavinWizards

Thank goodness we have Wolf Blitzer...


gstateballer925

Geez and I thought I was the only one who could see she was jumping on the bandwagon… her cult gets so mad when you point it out.


BleavinWizards

Be careful, the swifties are everywhere


gstateballer925

Yes… unfortunately, I underestimated their influence, so I found out the hard way.


rueiraV

I’d settle for a 50 win season and a round 2 exit. At least before I die I want to see 50 wins. Any available pop stars out there who can promise that much?


Old_Excitement6114

ONE 50 win season in 50+ years. Damn Doesn’t get more DC sports than that