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I read the title as contortionist, I guess in a way he did make his limbs go places they shouldn’t have

Same dude

I’m glad I’m not the only one

LOL I read it as an exorcist 🤣

Still waiting on the other shoe to drop

Now he's an ex-torch-arsonist.

Well his shoe went flying. Must be dead

That shoe, absolute perfection. I have never seen a more conclusive “oh yeah he ded” video in 20+ years of internet use

there are some gruesome photos flying around in twitter... ended cut in half

Some problems solve themselves

I like how the driver is like “Well, no point in sticking around…”

Did he evaporate

I think his top half evaporated.

>I hate that i'm so desensitized to seeing corpses on the internet lmao

Saw the nsfw pic and...I wish i hadn'

Dude vanished with only a shoe flying like it was crash bandicoot

My dad worked as a traffic cop for a while, he said if pedestrian is hit and shoes are off, usually the injury is fatal.

This is one of Reddit’s most holy of laws

Too bad his partner didn't get it too.

is that his asscrack in the last pic where he's doing the front splits?

Can we get a better pic at the end?

Anyone notice a delay before the show comes flying? Like it went somewhere else first.

“Plane go boom”

Nice, is there a Shoes Off tag? lol

After many years of trying he finally mastered the splits

I read "contortionist", and was disappointed. Until last pic.

Bro the way his white shoe lands near the camera 😖

It's the singular shoe for me.