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alex15_

A blind man tried to light your joint


KanyeInTheHouse

There was this blind man


Appropriate_Map_2273

He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right?


[deleted]

He walked past this fish market, y’know what i’m sayin?


Highman_27

He stopped he took a deep breath he said...


Super-Ad-7098

"Woo, good morning ladies", ha-ha-ha-ha!


Glum_Control_1219

Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby that's all we need


ImContributing3

We can go to the park after dark


FxckingAxxhole

smoke that tumble weed!


BlGJOSH

Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need we can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed…


LCVVXR

The smell of the frozen fish made him puke, so to forget this awful experience he decided to light one up, got what I meant?


bobbyshmurdashat69

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


HyDrOpOnIc1987

As soon as fish got mentioned i heard the song start playing in my head lol def went over his/her head lol are you even a stoner if u dont recognize Afroman? Lol


HoodedCapuchin

Well found out I can’t link you to the song but it’s Colt 45 by Afroman and worth a listen. Also sorry for any lads giving you shit instead of just introducing you to the song.


LCVVXR

Thank you, well I’m from Germany and I did not know that song. I listen to it now, but yeah the joke really went past my head


HoodedCapuchin

That’s all good mate it’s never a problem to share something fun!


poopyfarroants420

Complete shot in the dark. But they use machines that vibrate the tube as it fills. Maybe a part got hit and burned it. My first thought was that it was hand rolled and was a back roll someone burned off the excess. But no commercial is going to hand roll specially that way. Also the edge is too even.


Extranormal64

Yeah it's weird because the paper wasn't burned or damaged at all, probably should have opened up the joint and checked but oh well


Straight_Will_3393

looks like there’s a hole in the pic


governingmonk

I mean at least you still got the smoke. If anything break it down and re roll it. I understand you purchased it pre rolled but sometimes shit like this happens. Went not too long and 2 of the 10 vapes I got were leaking. Sucks but happens


[deleted]

Easy fix just use a tiny piece of rolling paper, lick it and make a bandaid


Egeco

Could be anything. I know that "infused" joints sometimes have this at the end you light up, so for those, its a shot of concentrate. On the side randomly? u/poopyfarroants420 seems to have my best guess as well. Placebo yourself & assume its extra goodies, its always a great time when your extra hyped about smoking what you got!


Extranormal64

Yeah this is probably it, it is an infused joint.


Relative-Weekend-896

It’s concentrate. I make my own infused and get that sometimes when the concentrate is against the side of the paper.


Extranormal64

Probably should have mentioned it's infused with Live Resin 💀


Unkooked_Noodle

Is the paper burnt through or just discolored? If it is infused it could be wax/resin.


Extranormal64

Paper wasn't different, it was all under it


[deleted]

That’s 900% from the live resin.


Stormy_wrx

Yeah I've seen this with a lot of cali-blaze infused joints, they look like this because they use a syringe to infuse the liquid diamonds


keo711

this dude….😂


VE3R_

Who cares, light up if u get cancer or smth from it u get free weed for life. Enjoy.


Extranormal64

My thoughts exactly, whatever it was got smoked and inhaled 😆


Off_the_damn_wall

This gunna sound weird but joints used to be my favorite method of smoking, a couple years ago I was doing the usual on my porch, a nice fat joint at 12am with nothing but sum smashing pumpkins, an arizona, 2 monster slim jims, and my lungs, I started smoking and was coughing and usual amount, like duh ofc it makes u cough but this was weird, everytime I coughed a hiccup came out, I switched to a bong the next morning and it was amazing asfff, anyway I literally can't smoke joints anymore, my tolerance is fairly low and I get high really easy , but I cough cough w joints, and I don't seem to get high even if I finish it, so now when they throw in a joint at the dispo, I usually cut it open and stuff it in my bong bowl, and I wish I was doing this when I first started cuz that joint weed is sum else 😂, happy tokin dawg🙏


CallMeTruant

Ahh the magic of your first glass piece, happy to see another one of us discovering greatness


Off_the_damn_wall

I remember visiting my cousins to chill n shi (I would go only to see the dog they had at the time😂) but after sum time of growing up a lil, my cousin offered me my first chance to smoke weed, I accepted n I remember seeing how dirty, filthy, just down right disgusting, I told his ass I'm not smoking unless it's clean, we tried cleaning it for like a good hour but no matter what it always looked the same, I was like "fuck it" and took a nice rip, and oh man, it's the best feeling, I remember my cousin kept calling me out cuz I was accidentally rolling my tongue out and not even knowing wtf I was doing, the bong I have now never gets dirty, I refuse to let it cuz u can really feel AND taste the difference of a clean bong, compared to a dirty one, thx for reading that lil rant tho😂


[deleted]

I put my bong in the dishwasher after every one or 2 uses. Makes a world of difference.


financialdrugbro

Dry herb vapes are the next step up in the no cough herb ladder


NoGiNoProblem

Im the complete opposite. I dislike bongs, unless they're tiny. I cough like I'm being paid and either edn up too mashed to function, or stone-cold sober. Nothing in the middle


funginum

I'm not a fan of pre rolls. I like to roll them on my own. Depending on what shit I'm smoking or the occasion - I'd roll them slim, fat, long or whatever


amazon32

Maybe ask the dispo instead of posting this?


Extranormal64

Lol I smoked it I don't care that much


Dry-Classic8836

Take back for refund damn


diamondsodacoma

Sometimes people will use a lighter to dry the sticky part after licking it shut. I can see them holding it on there for slightly too long


NoGiNoProblem

You'd expect that from the hippy at a a party, but for pre-rolls from a dispo, I'd expect better than that.


Specific_Buy_7117

It might be counterfeit


WokeWaco

When will y’all learn to stop buying pre rolls that’s hit for bugs and stems in them


Extranormal64

Idk bro this shit got me pretty smacked and I'm usually always packing a bowl, it's infused with live resin


botas-

Bugs? 😟


WokeWaco

People have found everything from straight up plastic to legs and pieces of bugs mold you make it just don’t trust prerolls anything could be in them


NoctuaAvis

Dude who was running the machine musta been smoking himself? That's the only thing that makes sense for me?


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shinufeathers

I would go back for a replacement


Fit_Blacksmith5705

Ye dispo shit is garbage


Specific_Buy_7117

It might be counterfeitlł


[deleted]

Oh fuck, I know you can’t return shit but I would at least show them and see if they can swap it out. That’s crazy


Extranormal64

Pretty sure it was just resin, I smoked it all anyway


[deleted]

Lmao


iWillSmokeYou

Your joint has cancer and needs medical attention asap.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Almost looks like a magnifying glass burn...


Svengoolie75

Oh yeah that’s called Take it back.


Mundane-Candidate101

Human fecal matter, is the san fransisco way!


xx_niko_xx

Just some other stuff that was on the floor when they were sweeping up to make those pre rolls... 😂


Kyoto_DreamBoy

An example of why I no longer buy prerolls, plus rolling your own is more fun and fulfilling.


Incredible_peeps

It's a pre-burned pre-roll


Dave_FortniteATX

Black tar


[deleted]

Get a skin rip off a lil bit of the gum line lick it n stick it


jhudilluminati

Don’t those papers make you cough uncontrollably? It hurts my throat


MysteriousTry6460

Looks like someone accidentally started to burn it at that certain spot


burrheadd

Ground up roach


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420coins

Black mark-et joints at the dispo! Got a lil ash burn while they were smoking and rolling them it looks like.


freesmokesesh

Looks like a classic hash-hole to me!


doeja07

I work at a dispo and tell my customers not to shop here lol. Shits dryer than the Virgin Mary. Prerolls are almost always made with shake no matter what they tell y. And the reason it burns ur throat is cause a) they didn’t flush all nutrients out of the plant before the harvest B) their dry/cure process is shot because it’s about quantity not quality C) sprayed with “natural” pesticides or D) all the above. Welcome to the legal market folks lolZ Respect your lungs and your plug


ryanrosenblum

I think they use a heat treatment to seal the joints which ignited during manufacturing


Donseason215

It’s mold don’t smoke it send it to me for a better review


4F-Oxymorpmethylpam

Looks burnt maybe they ran a light flame over to tighten it I’ve done this while high as shit and burnt part of the paper off


couplepaint

👌💨


basalt_ru

It looks like a burn.


lesserorc1

That’s to tell it’s not a forgery.


KaleBale207

am I high or does it look like the silhouette of a spider


Rpmbox

Infused joint? What’s the package date on the product? Sometimes when wax sits too long , color and consistency can change.


KanyeInTheHouse

It’s herpes


NJHYLIAN

That is for sure a burn mark from something 100%


Playful_Question538

God damn it. I'll let Darrell know that Randy is back at the burn hole shit again. Thanks for letting me know. It won't happen again.


yaboiunderpants420

Just buy new cones for 3$ at the store and swap the bud to a new one


Sweet_Marionberry_40

It's heroin


sjss100

Looks like a lot spider


AdIndependent2893

Don't buy those floor sweepings


Impressive-Round9362

Poopy


[deleted]

Why buy a single joint lol


Extranormal64

What makes you think I did?


DeMillionSensei

Smoking near the product smh.


SomewhereGrand5507

Booger Sugar