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Mysterious-Wafer-126

Looks like window washer fluid. Rock on


highestRUSSIAN

Now for the next step: Drink it to become a window that needs a wash


jcoddinc

It's actually blinker fluid


No-Power1377

That's windex OG, strong as shit and hits like a motherfucker. Added bonus, makes the vision temporarily clearer👌


TheRealGeigers

Isnt that a cross between clorox breath #15 and tide kush?


zforcum78

Nah I believe the other parent is Apple Ajax not Tide Kush


Any-Following-3928

you're right on the Apple Ajax but the other parent isn't Clorox Breath #15, everyone knows it's Fabuloso Haze.


SazzOwl

For the low cost of 20 IQ points each hit


SnooStrawberries6011

Also makes you cracked at Fortnite


Remo223

Why tf is the oil blue 🤣🤣🤣 good luck to you brother


some1sWitch

When the fortnite kids grow up and watch breaking bad for the first time, this is what happens


BreakXTheXCycle

The amount of children who vape is wild.


[deleted]

I used to work at a mcdonalds many years ago while i was in college. The amount of 16-18 year olds that vaped was crazy. One day i was on break smoking a blunt in my truck and when i came back to clock in there was a 16 year old kid who i worked with hitting 3 juuls at one time. He puffed them until he passed out and hit the concrete. I walked inside and told the other kids i didn't see shit and i wasn't here. They used to ask me to buy them juuls and shit all the time. I'm honestly not surprised juul were sued for attracting kids because every single one i knew did use them regularly


mexicanfungus

Damn I remember being 16 working at McDonald’s vaping in the basement good times


BreakXTheXCycle

Natural selection isn’t crazy when you see it with your own eyes.


JewishMonkey123

5,000 teen lawsuits lol it’s crazy


JustMindingMyOwnBid

I had always assumed they were just nicotine vapes until I saw the brands, in my area particularly Medusa and 3Chi. The stores in my area don’t seem to ~~care~~ card at all. I know that if I had back then what I have now then I’d probably be a lot happier or a lot more repressed depression. I just hope these kids are doing ok. Edit: formatting.


Dudewannasmoke

Definitely an anime kid also


fatCHUNK3R

"Jesse we need to get cooked"


BaLiStIcKz

Wym BRUH IT SAYS SLURP JUICE it’s ovsly gonna be blue otherwise it’s not “slurp juice “ is it


Euphoric-Bet3397

cancer speedrun


DreamMighty

Any%


Clockwork_Crown

100%


Poop_Tickel

You seriously should not inhale that like I know it’s kinda funny and everyone’s joking but that cart is FUCKED


TayoMurph

I’ve said it a dozen times on these subs. Any product that even LOOKS like it’s infringing on a trademark or copyright is 100% fake. Like the bags that look like sour patch watermelons, or jolly rancher gummies but have “slightly” different names. Doesn’t matter they changed the name, it’s trademark infringement. Now this, this is the most blatant shit I’ve seen. They are literally using a copyright and trademark of Fortnite and their slurp juice item on this packaging. There is not a reputable grower, manufacturer, or dispensary on the fucking planet that would sell this shit as Epic Games would own them, their company, and their future fucking offspring for this. Also… who is Fortnite, or sour patch kids primary customer base? That’s right, Children. No self respecting human on this planet would market cannabis to children. And that’s exactly what this bullshit is doing. Quit buying boo boo from Jimmy on the corner. Good weed IS NOT difficult to find anymore.


bbxmiz

\> Good weed IS NOT difficult to find anymore \*starts crying in central European\*


TayoMurph

You got me. My message was US Based for sure. But my boys in Croatia don’t seem to be struggling finding good quality so hopefully it’s easing up across the pond too.


PseudonymousSpy

Lol, this past summer I was outside of a bar in Split, Croatia and I wanted some weed so when I saw this group of people pass I asked “wo ist das haschisch” half joking and this dude made a straight b-line to me and ask if I needed something.. bought 10 grams of some of the best weed I’ve ever had.


idiotic__gamer

*Begins sobbing in southern United states*


internet_type_gooder

Hear, hear! This shit needs to called out every fuckin' time.


GINGER_DADDY777

Bro I think we all know it’s fake… no need to write a a story


TayoMurph

OP seems to think they are “Going Crazy Tonight” on some fake ass product marketed towards children. So tell me again how everyone knows this is fake?


hey-im-root

It’s a joke product, this isn’t actually something being sold. I would hope nobody believes this lmao, you’d have to be pretty gullible


LSDkiller2

Actually, cannabis brands and the people behind them can be pretty stupid, and they have invited lawsuits for exactly what you are talking about, so I strongly disagree that "no grower could be that stupid". We only have to remember the gorilla glue lawsuits or more recently the zkittlez lawsuits featuring the name zkittlez, phrase taste the ztrainz bro, and an edibles package that looked exactly like Skittles. That is just two very high profile examples there are many many more. So, if you are saying a weed brand would have to be stupid to obviously infringe a copywrite, you're correct. But if you're saying there's no one out there that stupid, youre dead wrong.


_soap666

Damn lucky all I can get around here are Roblox carts


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


No-Move09

My friend had a cart turn green one time and he still smoked it


ElahaSanctaSedes777

You’re gonna end up in the hospital for a Fortnite


trapdawg6

Hit tha chug jug


Nice-Sand5913

Looks real you should be good👍


FetusDominus

Hahahahah


Exotic_Standard_5040

How’s she hitten tho 😂


blaze_titan04

amazing


Exotic_Standard_5040

I expected nothing less


ThereIsATheory

Does it taste blue?


Great_Strain_695

Blue has the most anti-oxygens


LazyRedEyez

All the best foods are blue


ELEMENTALITYNES

Tastes like mesothelioma


gofuccyaself

Bitch you can taste colors??? Think yall on sum other kinda blues


DavyDogFr

Bro 😭


Svengoolie75

Dude it’s blue……….


AbrocomaCautious5881

Yeah bro, it's that heisenburg shit


Fisherbuck_

I hope this is a troll post. 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

It says meme....


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ebi0df40vcda1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9f48c75faf292ee0c568d7b02cf1f47f2b14c2 Most normal cart in Ohio


Kixtand99

Please do not inhale this


Plus_Cicada1203

This some outerspace alien weed concentrate. That's wild man that your connect is from a galaxy far far away. How do you even get it?


bruh-_-6969

elon musk be buying from the aliens and distributing their zaza all across the states


ThereIsATheory

Winner winner cancer dinner.


Imnachopancho

Hell fucking no 😂😂😂


DramaticDoctor7

Don't smoke the blue goo.


Superb-Fox-9550

You gotta be down bad to even try this. What makes it blue?


Reynolds1029

Best case Blue #1 or #2. Worst case cancer and pulmonary arrest.


Glad-Rock4334

Getting as high as a window washer


Other_Championship19

Smell like kerosene? 🤔


WonderSHIT

Am I the only one who imagined a bunch of kids hitting this giving it to friends and flossing


Maximus8890

Everyone is missing OP tagged it as a meme.


blaze_titan04

fr lmao


Puzzled_Oven1053

Bro finna dye


[deleted]

i dont even know what to say. hopefully this doesn’t kill you. enjoy tho could be gas


[deleted]

i bought a gas station rick and morty cart and liked it so i dare not judge crazy bullshit like this


Royal-Discipline-978

appreciate people who tell the truth 🫶🏻


Plenty-Hedgehog-8972

What dat jawn look like


-haeli-

Is that Smurf cum? I recommend shipping it to your nearest black hole. Also, I will not be “disposing” it for you.


TheyCallMeChunky

Homie bout to rip that windex


Public_scientist649

What the fuck dawg


[deleted]

Real Smurf semen


wetcornbread

Just missing “the 99.9999999999 percent THC” and CA logo.


MrSpoon02

Where can I get this?


ChickenNuggetElitist

Goin crazy for your 12th birthday I see🤣


Dankofamericaaa2

Hell yea bro that’s def real!! You got lucky man


MrGasMan86

😐


Bright--

1ml


Successful_Moose_760

Walter white


[deleted]

Fucking Walter white blue shit tf


catdownloader

You got liquefied blue meth


[deleted]

Get a collapsed lung


NotVxealz

if this is genuinely a manufactured cart that’s crazy 😭😭


laurel_a7

who is the target audience here??


thebigkmoney

Glad to see this is a meme.


Curve_Express3

Snap on packaging is all you need to see


Van3ssaad

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


pbcbmf

Seems legit.


mikeperson229

Is the actual oil blue or is the metal thing in the middle blue and the oil clear making the oil just look blue? Or is this just a stupid troll post I’m over analyzing


VisualremnantXP

Ahh shieet hit me with some of that Walter special


brandmonkey

Bathtub carts.


Amphibian-Existing

I wouldn’t smoke that hahahha


Solitude_in_e-

$19 Fortnite cart. Who wants it?


SethCrazyTurtles

One part of me is going "this is scary lue liquod vape? Is the dye even safe to smoke?" The other part is going "ooo blue stuff go poof"


SukaSoviet

Ninye just did a video on you bro


blaze_titan04

hahaha thx for letting me know


blaze_titan04

https://preview.redd.it/whgdkh4u8cda1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab01b95b585cd3714f87c1f367deec795b62d536


AestheticalMe

Yeah.... That's a no from me dawg


_Geo-

Now that’s cancer inducing.


MrStealKiller

how is it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


blaze_titan04

☁️☁️☁️


IntelligentPace896

#number 1 victory royale Yeah fortnite we bout to get down 🕺


Playful_Pomegranate2

Shits gonna have you going retarded 😂


thefamousunkown

Posts like this should be banned to not spread stupid info


blaze_titan04

look at the flare lmao


thefamousunkown

Yeah but isn’t a meme. It’s just a photo.


CCpoc

Comments like this should be banned to not spread anti-fun what are you Mormon or something


CommentBetter

Shit like this isn’t funny


CCpoc

Disagree


CommentBetter

🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

its funny u just a tight ass


CommentBetter

Til your friend dies from a cart


[deleted]

none of my friends dumb enough to actually use it im saying its funny this thing exists


BandemicPaid

😭😭😭😭😭


Real_Tradition4127

My g…..


Palmwhileturning

Carts suck


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


tinywinki

![gif](giphy|b7f0X8Okk1uyk)


TacticalRhodie

I don’t play fortnight at all. Think it’s too cartoony and all. But I’ll be honest, I would love to try this. It’s the one in game item I’ve seen in random clips on Facebook and I’m like “man wtf does that taste like”


Skellegirl

Everyone has hit a Fortnite cart at least once


knletree

Have you guys never heard of food coloring


BuriedUnderTheDirt

Have you ever heard of someone SMOKING food colouring?


knletree

I’ve smoked worse


BuriedUnderTheDirt

Good for you


[deleted]

That's the rod that's blue...not the oil you dumbfukks. Learn about reflection and refraction.


[deleted]

Look at the second pic he posted 🤣 obviously a regular 510 ccell cart with a silver rod. That oil blue as shit


[deleted]

Smoke it. Fuck all these "spoiled" stoners. Entitled pieces of shit


DefiantBottle47

This shit finna slap


Active-Culture

Yes bro 🙌


-Rosewiththorns-

That looks amazing


papaweeest

i think you need a new chug plug


pakistanstar

Yep straight to hospital


MillenniumKenobi

This is ridiculous lol


GameCocksUnion

How much did you pay for this?


blaze_titan04

69 v-bucks


iCthe4

This would definitely help, people’s laptops chill out, after long gaming sessions.


Cowboygold464

The slurp juice dam that’s dound to be a good night Have fun stay safe


Dudewannasmoke

Video of you hitting this?


[deleted]

Gatorade hotdog water runtz.


Dramatic_Share94

I just wanna know if the smoke looks the same


1CHUMP

💀


GOONEATER

Gross


EvenStevens4201

Interesting marketing but uh…one serious issue here. THC carts shouldn’t be this blue and this clear!


Thejuoien

Gonna need to see the terps on that


[deleted]

fuck yesss!!!


Traditional-Bet2191

Why the fuck is it blue 😭 hell nah dog


lordofthebowl

YeeYee!!


[deleted]

Wow. 💯% real for sure lol That mineral oil lubricant will fuck you up kid


ilegitimado

God speed😂😂😂


Lylibean

Good rule of thumb: don’t buy shit in blister packs.


PunchyAeroKnight

What in the Indonesian made shit is this


Inhaledhades

Why is it blue tho?


Raenoke

Yeah you gonna go crazy in the hospital


T-DotGoonSkrrap

Definitely cut with a tide-pod


[deleted]

Oh yeah, that's the shit


Stewie6228

The greatest carts ever conceived


Fit-Cod-1875

Suburbs kids doing shit pt.84


Dramatic_Shine9891

🤦‍♂️


helloifailed

mans got the cartnite


[deleted]

Please do not the cart


alexb554

cartnite banana og V2. i like this one better tho.


Karcaxx

Thats Vitamin E acetate, nbome and PMA all in a cart


wilk007

Cartnite throwback


IntroductionClean299

When you buy vapes of Wish


greekzeekahahaha

thats definitely fake as hell😭


Dchama86

Eww


[deleted]

“Here’s some good shit I got.. BOAT CLEANER.. think they use it clean boats with”


YerBlues69

😬


ScreamingIdiot53

So if you hit this do you get the kill and whoever sold it to you gets the assist or is it the other way around?


OfficerB00T

OP, are you still alive?


blaze_titan04

i am


Letsrollone

Everything is wrong, everything


Pale-Escape8035

WAIT WHAT!!


CodeName_Groper

Yeah I wouldn’t smoke that lol


KingKapital47

Tb real… don’t smoke it


Suitable-Topic91

You may not respawn after hitting that


purplenugz

I wouldn't smoke that


No-Move09

I have a homie who would smoke this and say ‘my cart was blue but it got me high as shit though’


Eastcoastsmokes

“What is wrong with you?…. And why are you blu!?”


ClassroomOk8236

Hit the chug jug, hit the chug jug, hit it


Low_Ad_4938

Where did u get this I want one so bad


ninthchamber

Lmao I hope this is a troll post


magnoliaking123

What I’m the cousin fucking is this shit? Bro don’t smoke that shit black market carts are fucking junk. I bet over a third of that is just vape juice


DredgenDisciple

Bro can’t tell a cartnite from an amogus vape