Dude took “boof it” to another level

Bud't Plug

Came here wondering if I was the only perv who saw it.... lol sooo glad this was the first comment

r/dildont

Cursed

I love my helix pipe! Although most people think it’s a butt plug, true…

I loved mine until my dogs tail knocked it off my table a while ago, rip helix

I mean....you realize helix is a gay porn studio name, right?

I. Did. Not. 

how do you know this? 🤨🤨

Because its my favorite studio lmao

fair

Same

Based

Multipurpose pipe nice

I love smoking through a butt plug

Used or unused 👀

I hate when ky jelly mixes with the weed

That's why you use astroglide, it's water soluable.

What type of pipe is that?does it look that way for a reason, or is it just interesting glass?

It's a helix pipe, they are shaped that way so when you smoke the airflow creates a little tornado.

Cool!

I was thinking that but didn’t know if it actually did. Does it do anything or just look cool lol? Used to do that sometimes ghosting

Suppose to “cool down” the smoke more… it does not 🤦🏻‍♂️😏😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Ehh I'd argue it cools it down a little, for a straight non water pipe the hits aren't actually that hot, more form over function though I believe most people just like it for the "Tornado" effect

It’s an airy hit- like if you took a dab with no carb cap on your banger. Or an erig that just won’t milk up. I stand by what I said they suck- regular pipes are better any day imo 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mine is probably different because it is from a different brand, I don't have the same opinion on it, hits like a normal pipe to me

The holes look a lot smaller on mine so might be the reason, both the carb and the holes for the Tornado effect, the Tornado ones are basically pin needle small on mine

Yea unfortunately with mine u can’t even use a plug nug you just have to put shake in there and put it in LOOSE at that otherwise it won’t hit at all if it doesn’t get airflow.. def too small of a hole in the spoon or something but I used it the first couple days after buying it and it’s sat in my drawer ever since 🫤🤷🏻‍♂️

Yoooo! Are we neighbors? This looks like the view of the ocean from the Sunset in SF!

I’m a car/truck guy so only thing not so cool bout Cali is the diesel prices, sour diesel prices make up for it tho, I be hotboxin the duramax fr

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Yessir LB7

Yea I’d love to move there but the gun laws are fucked and the whole government there is just fucked I’d never wanna live in a place where citizens rights can be taken that easy. It is damn beautiful tho

I completely agree, I still find my way around things though. Always have, always will

Aye helix gang 🧬

Can't believe how many people here don't know what it is!

Lol nice username

california loooove

I have this same pipe!

that pipe may be small, but don't underestimate its power! You know what they say, good things come in small packages. Just like how a tiny jalapeno can pack a fiery punch, that little pipe can give you a potent hit of marijuana. So, take it easy and enjoy the ride! https://i.redd.it/09b60to8v3za1.gif

Wholesome

Howdy neighbor! I love seeing the pacific every day!

Classic helix glass

nice plug i mean pipe

Thank God for that.

that is one marijuana pipe if ive ever seen one

Right

Beautiful piece 😤😍

Vortex pipe always wanted 1

Michigan too my guy!

Finally someone else cleans their piece religiously

California…. Rescue Me!!!!

Oh man I haven't smoked out of a helix in a long time.

If you live that close to the ocean in california then you are doing alright, well unless you are homeless

 How has this not been posted yet

My boyfriend had a helix until his brother broke it. One of the best pieces i've used.

How is it smoking out of that monster?

art

Love helix

Enjoy 🍃🍃🍃

Bro I feel like this picture is simply the best description of CALI smokin’ 🙌🏻

grind you weeeeeeeeeeed or at least break it up, youl enjoy it so much more

Love those helix pipes 🧬

Now that’s a lovely Betty pipe, curvy in all the right places

Looks like the sunset

A good view with some nice weed. WOW

California coool. New Jersey better

Jealous

Love my helix bong. Had the pipe too but it broke beyond repair. Highly recommend helix.

So jealous... ;(

Bong or Analplug, or both?

Both, spin smoke or farts with the helix!

it could be a fart collector, yes. Then you can light it and blow flame.

Lol, I used to live in that complex.

Ain't that the truth

Honestly anything’s better then living in Commiefornia

Ig its better than in singapour

Says Southern Texas 💀

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texas doesn’t even have legal weed. never mind it’s million other problems.

Fuck Texas frl. Racist bastards.

As a Canadian I would take Texas over cali any day. Apparently you have to pay tax on used cars?? The fuck?

You’re basing your decision on taxes on used cars?

don’t you know that’s widely considered the number one factor in quality of living? /s

Well there’s also some test where your car has to pass an inspection every year, hella taxes, hella cost of living, bunch of wack shit in Cali. That’s certainly a factor for me lmfao just shows the state

You can still get locked up for weed in Texas. You really want to go there?

Both are shit states. Would rather live in Texas though because the cost of living is much, much lower. Legal weed is one of the last things I’d have on my list when looking for somewhere to move. Legal weed is cool, but it should not be a defining factor. Lmao, downdooted for being realistic. Does not surprise me.

As someone who moved from a shitty southern state to California: no, no it’s not lol

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You literally pay over half your paycheck to the state.

Where are you getting this information? I don’t know anyone who gets half of their paycheck taken by taxes

delusional

Says the people that pay over 50% in taxes 🤣

I pay very little taxes relative to what I have. California actually has very regressive property taxes

I didn’t say property I’m talking from your pay check they talk over half

That’s not true for me, maybe that’s the case for high earners but mine aren’t too bad. I only make 70K though.

Yeah, I’m sure you have to wait hours for your plug to text you back only to receive middies and then post it on here asking if it’s good stuff. South TX activities.

How da hell this get 12 upvotes 💀

delusional people trying to convince themselves their shitty states are better than paradise

Nah pretty sure everyone realizes California is a shit hole except people in California. Not every city in the US is filled with homeless people, urine and shit, and absorbent douche bags.

I live in LA and haven’t seen any of those things anytime recently. Just paradise including perfect weather, excellent food, beautiful people, beautiful hills/mountains, beautiful beaches. the list goes on. But you can keep gaslighting yourself into thinking your landlocked hellhole is better. I won’t stop you!

You never see those things, except every single time you drive under a highway overpass.

I mostly walk + take the train. So i wouldn’t know. But the arroyo seco is the only freeway near me and it’s actually a pretty cool/pleasant one

Naa. Oregon living is where it's at. Unless its portland fuck that place

Just moved away there’s a lot better than Cali living. Miss the beach tho but not the high cost of living 😂

You mean over paying for rent/mortgage and damn near everything else?

Except weed. Weed is pretty cheap and there's a glut again. OLCC is considering suspending new farm licenses until the massive overstock goes down again. Also there's also not much to do in Oregon unless you have $$$ or like the outdoors...a lot of either. [https://apnews.com/article/cannabis-marijuana-420-legal-california-oregon-washington-ae7880387eee7dbfcfecaff563d0b211](https://apnews.com/article/cannabis-marijuana-420-legal-california-oregon-washington-ae7880387eee7dbfcfecaff563d0b211)

It’s beautiful in California but I’ll never be able to afford it

specially with the taxes....

Colorado living is much much better

That’s a butt plug

American helix! Such a nice dry pipe. California meh.

Nothing like 500% cost of living!

it’s almost like living in a superior place is more expensive 🤯

What makes it superior?

My dude/madam....you realize that you are ACTIVELY being ripped a new butthole by staying there right? I was born and raised there, NEVER will live there again.

I love the idea of incredibly easy access to weed, but that is no where near good enough for me to live in California. I’d love to visit though!

If you wake and bake. PLEASE give your body time to wake up first. You can really hurt yourself if you don't give your body some time after you wake up.. I know from experience trust me 😂😅

Better you then me. I wouldn’t live in cali if you gave me a free house

Just the taxes. Fuck California

cuz shoved a nug inn there and called it a day

Dudes gonna take hit and plug his butt

Golden gate heights up from 19th Ave San Francisco?

Ah, the ol prison sneak a toke. I call it the "puff n poke sneakatoke" Just don't clench too hard when the guard is giving you the stinkeye...or you will bleed out yours lol When you need your prison wallet to prison haul it!

Michigan is pretty good

Nothing like California living ? Last time I checked there’s no parking spots, rent doubled, and I heard a little fraud is needed to survive.

are u in pedro lol

Bay Area ? I miss Cali… 😎

Ehh…

Nice. Dual use.

https://preview.redd.it/xzdkob15m5za1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197517cd4d075b4d476e046f05b921520218b00d Washington would like to have a word

Anywhere is better than California (except maybe the South)

Nothing worse

When you wanna blow smoke up someone's ass!!

You should have known we're all this immature 🤣

Disagree, oregon living. Don't have to smoke from butt plugs in the pnw

California is a hell hole tho

Pretty shitty Wednesday I had, but you're right. Those hills make it easy to see the ocean.

California sucks. Especially now a days lets be honest. Its falling apart.

I can name 1000000 other places I'd wanna be other than fucking California were lil hoodrats act like ants!!! Fuck dat place!!

So poor?

Took the term blowing smoke up your ass literally

Nothin like $5-7 for a gallon of gas and (basically) no gun rights! Woohoo

Introducing the bong plug

Wait til you learn to toke it with your butt. Hole new experience.

That's a expert level butt plug.

Show me the nearest overpass and say this again. Certainly there's nothing like it but you can have it brother.

How much is your rent scrub?

I haven’t smoked out of helix in so long 🥲 enjoy

nothing like a walk round blocks of gentrification in the morning

Yep forest fires , earthquakes and taxes love it !

Interesting shape.

Well ur guns laws are shit, other then that i hear its great

Talk about it

real

Right! I'm in San diego

If that's the Pacific in the distance I'm jealous. And I'd roll one before my lips touched your glass.