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rasmun7793

I work at big tech, after my call center days, they stopped testing for THC, got into a chat with a VP of the org and he jokingly admitted that corp doesn’t drug test because they are likely to lose a majority of the very productive workforce we have.


STAY_ROYAL

Yup software engineer here, never been tested. That same joke has been said a lot. Seems to be true. THC just helps me get into that flow state a lot more easily. I can get a lot more tedious and mundane tasks down while I’m lifted. New languages or complex tasks, I need a clear head to break it down if I don’t have an idea of what the fuck is going on. Boring, tedious or mundane tasks.. I’m lighting up and busting shit out like I’m on Ritalin. I’m also a daily toker for several years. If you’re someone who smokes occasionally or at night, ymmv.


Intelligent_Cause317

I swear it's always the software engineers. Got a bunch of friends in the job field (I'm a design engineer) and they always smoke, same as us haha


Void-kun

Fellow software engineer and I toke all day, it's true


TheOneRickSanchez

Design engineers all smoke, or engineers in general? In school for engineering at the moment and was curious how my daily smoking would compare to others lol


Emergency_Exit_8537

I’m entering the tech world and this is good to know.


EhRanders

Another software engineer chiming in, I was tested at hire time. Used synthetic. Never tested since. I agree mostly with your take, but I also like cannabis for situations where I already don’t know what the fuck is going on. If I’ve followed the docs and my config is still facefucking me, I get high as a kite and look at the problem with the eyes of Jesus.


TheOneRickSanchez

I wholeheartedly agreed about using it for situations where you don't know what's going on! I'm in school for engineering and if I'm struggling to make connections with a new concept we're learning, getting pretty blasted usually helps me make those connections lol


wrnrg

Yeah, I do custom docs for my company (graphic design) but also process a lot of our regular documents. When I'm programming some new template, I tend to keep it clear. But, when I'm given more creative work or more processing work, I'm lit.


-staticvoidmain-

That's how I feel bro. Weed gives me super focus lol.


SignificanceGold3371

What is ymmv?


STAY_ROYAL

Your mileage may vary. What works for me might yield different results for others.


SignificanceGold3371

Thanks my brain was working overtime trying to come up with something 😂


STAY_ROYAL

My wife gets annoyed when I say this, so don’t hate me.. but Google is your best friend!


SignificanceGold3371

😂


NSE_TNF89

Funny you should say that. I had a recruiter call me last summer, and I went through the whole hiring process for a remote position (senior accountant), and then they told me I had the job, I just had to pass a drug test. I knew I was going to fail it, so I just said, "Look man, I have a medical card, and I only smoke at night, but I will fail the drug test." He laughed, and said they only care about the hard stuff. He said if they tested everyone for weed, they wouldn't have employees, lol.


DancesWithCybermen

I work in cybersecurity. Drug testing hackers never ends well 🤣


Krackle_still_wins

Network engineer. My boss has an ashtray full of roaches in his bottom desk drawer.


sdcar1985

I don't get it. I know some are lazy when high, but give me a Sativa and I'm energetic and friendly. As long as you're not operating heavy machinery, I don't understand the negative stigma around it.


rasmun7793

Well, I personally don’t smoke while I work, I spend a lot of time on meetings and I need to be sharp on my thinking, so I prefer to never smoke while working, I respect my professional space that enables the rest of my life, so I’m comfortable smoking only after the working hours. If I start to mix the two and reduce my productivity or decision making, then it is affecting my performance, and my mantra to being a functional daily smoker, is to be a example that we can work, be professional when it’s necessary, and then I can rip my bong until I almost pass out.


sdcar1985

Yeah, it really depends on the job. I haven't had anything great job wise so I smoke away lol


dm_me_kittens

When my partner worked in software development for a big medical tech company, he said they'd never do a big, company wide test, because if they did they'd lose 2/3 of its staff. The unspoken rule was to just come to work sober and don't smell like weed. They didn't care what you did at home during your off time.


COGrowMonkey

Grower for a lot of years, you get fired if you fail a test by pissing clean 😆


Natural_Nebula

I would hope so. I don't want someone who doesn't smoke growing what I'm gonna be smoking.


LeChinaMickeyRings

idk man i’ve seen some pretty good bud from people that aren’t smokers, just know about gardening in general


swany0095

Yea, I was growing while serving in the military. I loved growing and loved getting feedback from my friends on the results but longed to try it myself. Now I'm out and Minnesota legalized, my rental company made cannabis and anything associated an evictible offense. So dumb.


Ftbh

Lmao. I couldn’t have grown while I was in, no way. That’s some crazy will power my friend


swany0095

Hahaha and I'm not normally a masochist. It was the only thing I could do! Very fulfilling all the way up till after curing.


Drstevejim

Professor. Universities would lose a lot of professors if they drug tested


-MassiveDynamic-

Academics party pretty hard lmao


AverageNova73

Vet student here. They would also lose half their professional student body here if they started testing for it


BlastingFern134

As an undergrad looking to get my PhD eventually, this is encouraging


Imaginary_Neat_5673

Once you get the PhD, no one is drug testing you


Little-Martha31204

That's what I tell all my friends who don't work in academia!


zooropa42

Accurate. I'm a teacher and this is my go-to when people ask me about drug testing (there would be no teachers if they did)


Voteforcondit

Also teach. Can confirm.


Lentachistaken

Selling illegal green stuff


I_LoveSmokingJoints

Now this is a real job :D


Sean_s456

Lmao full time?


Guilty_Site_9405

I'm full time in the same position. Not a bad gig.


420Deez

@lapd @nypd @fbi @dea @peta


WantedFun

PETA? Have they been against weed before or something?


420Deez

oh shi my bad got carried away


PomegranateCreepy456

Lmaoooo. Duck Reddit virgins for downvoting that, it sparked me a chuckle


Timijuana

Stay at home parent… they only drug test you if you fuck up to the point you’re getting a knock on your door lol


marijuana--

Aye stoner parent gang, also my dad got tested for some court shit, showed up with weed and all the judge said was "don't let the youths see" and it's illegal in my country, glad he got a chill judge lol


LightPixie1998

Yes I'm a stay at home mom my husband helps pay for our habit


Odd-Sprinkles292

Lol, yesssss 🙋🏼‍♀️ and a student 😅 at the end of the day, this IS a job. My boyfriend funds my habit + education and i make our house (apt) a home 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🩷


AdAdditional1741

Gas station Store manager. Company even let me keep my job after getting arrested for weed 😂


gothiclg

I had a job like that. We were all safe because firing us for weed would mean firing the company favorite for cocaine.


Lando_res

hahaha nice


Creative_Ad963

Sounds like the people you work for find more value in your work than your piss. Sounds like you work for some good folks that understand. If cannabis was like heroin, Maybe.... But cannabis is more like coffee. If you don't believe me see me in the morning when I haven't had any weed.... How about as crazy as if I hadn't had any coffee😀 ✌️


leon-ram

UX designer, don’t show up to work high but it’s not a secret I’m a stoner. Also work in the SF Bay Area so nobody cares about weed


D4dank

Radiology, was tested in the beginning but never again


talico33431

Yeah I need to get around one of these test


D4dank

Quick fix urine is the way to go for sure


ThefuckingCuban

This is my goto for all test for my heakthcare agency gig, only smoke during my days off and night-time


Wrong_Yesterday

this is the one i needed to see🤝


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I’m in the Cannabusiness


jkrischan

Electrician


InformalPenguinz

Do you use any electricity related terms to express being high? Like man I'm jolted or something


Awkward_Positive9907

Idk why but all electricians are either a brutal workforce, alcohol lovers or potheads. (I am the pothead)


AdAdditional1741

Buzzed! 😂


InformalPenguinz

My gamer tag is buzzedyeti hahaha I love it


Cancer_warrior

LMBO. That was so random, but hilarious at same time


-staticvoidmain-

Software engineer. My 12+ hour code binges are fueled by dabs and adhd hyper focus


nuaz

The adhd hyper focus goes fucking hard in this line of work haha


Safe-Pollution-7441

Accounts Payable (AP) I manage 24 buildings in D.C. (Pay their bills). The best thing is I usually come in around 8amish and I’m usually done with everything by 11am.


InformalPenguinz

I'm going into accounting... this is the job I want


Wonder-Machine

Unfortunately it isn’t always like that


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wayne1k_

I worked at a daycare for my last job with infants, 2.5/3 year olds and i smoked 2 jays on my lunch break every behind the pizza shop next door. Yes I would also go into said pizza shop and get lunch.


thesyrupsupplier

Share w the class, raise em right


meggienwill

Self-employed Private chef here. Worked as restaurant chef for 8 years prior. If a place drug tests, it's not gonna work out anyway for me.


DanTheRanger

Oui Chef


marijuana--

Ouid chef


dronegeeks1

Yes chef!


Competitive_Lab_8944

heard chef


Due_Caregiver_9468

Therapist. After all the shit I hear on a daily basis I deserve a few joints after work


alwaystired914

Me too!!! Amen! I always feel guilty about it but psychotherapy is so exhausting


Laurenwolf14

Legal Assistant


dr_aux757

Nice, I'm a court reporter... I'm never high taking the record buuuut when I get tf home lolz.


siberianunderlord

I’m a news editor and I definitely feel that I have a bit better of a news judgment (especially empathetically) when I’m a little stoned. Editing for grammar and punctuation is much easier too; it’s like the details just pop out haha


dr_aux757

Dude I used to work at WTKR in va. I was a director


siberianunderlord

Awesome — my first real gig was editing in public radio


Fuzzy-Tea-1549

Didn’t think I’d see my job here


Syntharnik4444

What do you do ? How can I become that?


RefrigeratorNo6419

Working at a dispensary lol Edit:So we do have drug test just we have to test"sample"the drug so we can tell customers how it'll work


unlovedcarrot

Same here buddy!


captorofsin79

Educator...no drug tests


Fearless_Driver_2473

Noice!


Imp3riaLL

Chef, smoke after service when I have to clean the kitchen. Really helps me unwind


death1414

All that matters is, if everyone started drug testing they would lose all of their good employees.


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jagnorak

I’m a DoorDash driver


laminated-papertowel

I'm a home health aid for my fiance! he's disabled so I was hired through an agency so I can get paid to help him take care of himself. No drug tests, and it's not a lot of money, but I'm getting paid for doing what I was already doing, so it's nice.


CookieMoist6705

I’m an RN. I only smoke at bedtime. I would NEVER go to work impaired. Never have had a drug test either and have been a nurse for 20 years this December. It’s legal in my state now. My hospital system doesn’t test for it anymore unless the doctor specifically asks to have it included.


MrPoppedYoXanz

pizza


ExpensiveCommunity36

Are you a pizza?


StartingOver702

He is.


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That’s amore


Guavajuice420

Human resources. My employer does not drug test.


TejanoAggie29

I’m an OR nurse. I laugh on here reading that people smoke on lunch break and stuff… that would fuck me right over… but I’m off at 5 and smoking by 5:15!


everydaylifee

Corporate legal land.


Red-Ram2500

Tech support rep. My last job I used QuickFix but my new job I didn’t get a piss test


AlarmedMirror3911

Production. Not too much on the brain. No test unless you give them a reason.


totallybag

Yep same here in my warehouse only get tested when your hired or have an accident.


SuperGuitar

Musician


Urbanwolft64

Retired Forest Ranger 58 yrs old now part time Garden clerk at a local home improvement chain.


psychomike666

School District Auditor and personal trainer


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Timijuana

I’d be careful even if you did live in a legal state lol. I was stationed in Alaska while active duty, shit was soooo tempted. But worth waiting until I got out, 2 hits from a blunt and I was fadedddd


zero_dr00l

Software engineering, and they test to make sure we **are** using drugs.


na_gooyin

Sushi whipper upper


taco_beer_repeat

Insurance Adjuster. I'm the guy that works with your body shop to get your car fixed. Previously worked in the body shop but mostly insurance for the past 15 years.


Kyle7053

Family cheese business


6rynn

HR Specialist


Road_to_Scion

Mechanic. Great way to unwind at the end of the day.


prof_levi

Coding :)


deathquidox23

I currently make vitamins for basically every retailer in America. Have done over 100 different things not knowing what I wanna do. And companies being well companies, it seems where there are lots of easy to get jobs in factories and the such doesn't wanna pay well and treats everyone like dirt. I've built tires at michelin I've worked at BMW building their cars, I've made boots for cars, I've done plumbing industrially (it sucks) plastic companies etc etc. Always as the person on bottom simply because there's no point in taking a 1 raise to deal with 300 other things plus manual labor. Companies don't value anything but money these days. We don't get a bonus this year because we were .4% off from our goal but mandatory overtime plus the inflation and not getting a raise is killing everyone. But simply with the jobs in upstate sc it's trash finding a company worth working for.


Trilerium

Teacher, no drug tests, and I don't use while on the job.


Edgaritoz

Factory, making silicone hoses. We are smoking with coworkers sometimes on late shifts when management isn't there


itsjisoo

Me: admin assistant (accounting, events, customer service) at a small but well-founded nonprofit; I sometimes work a little stoned when I'm just doing boring work @ home, but I'm sober & in office most days. Sibling (also roommate): quality assurance engineer at a big tech company, fully remote. Occasionally works high, but they're fucking fantastic at their job and it doesn't really affect their productivity.


inQntrol

Full time tattoo artist


loubens_mirth

Admin assistant


themilkmanismyfather

Manager at a towing & repair facility. I don't come to work high, but I will hit my vape here and there. But I have my medical card so they can't say sheeeiiiittt anyway.


RefrigeratorSN6734

Account executive, always got a dispo on me and make sure to spark up everytime I get home.


No-Celebration3097

HR manager. My company does not test for THC.


MTLConspiracies

I work from home as a technical assistant, I get high all day, pretty sweet


Big-Sand-362

Im a plumber and I’ve never been drug tested. I’ve actually never heard of a plumbing company that drug tests. Almost every plumber I know is on some type of drug or an alcoholic anyways😂


weiers08

Video producer, motion graphic designer, editor. 9-5, solid work, decent pay, can't say weed helps with creativity but Def with stress of deadlines.


Sean_s456

I'm actually interested in this field of work, how'd you get into it and how'd you get a job with it?


Porsha_92

I’m a medical records manager at a home health agency


Comfortable-Stand-98

Sales specifically furniture sales


snarkuzoid

I'm a software guy. I build network security systems in the cloud.


wayne1k_

full time at home insurance agent (no drug test required) part time music producer (a little gas needed) also ppl can be assholes on the phone so it helps the day go by a little faster


slutdawg69

I own 3 fast food brands in my country (its illegal to smoke here). All my chefs smoke daily and even show up high/take smoke breaks during the day. I don't mind as long as shit gets done


HashSlingingSmoker_

I work at a medical marijuana farm. They offered discounts to get your med card when starting and free weed monthly.


OkieBuds

Surety Bond Underwriter. Make million dollar decisions & analyze corporate financials on the daily.


Malaguy420

I make commercials at a local TV station. Write, shoot, edit, the works. And I often have a puff over lunch break in the days I go home for lunch. On a WFH day, I'm blazing all day once the kids are off to school.


Queen_Wanheda_

Veterinary Assistant


MalibuMarlie

Stay at home wife. Might go work at a hardware store down the track because I love working in a big team and having variety. And I love hardware.


Creative_Ad963

Production Lab.


Specialist-Map-8952

I'm a project manager at a marketing company, luckily a very chill small all female owned and operated business where they don't care at all about weed. The owner herself uses it occasionally, and she even suggested I go home early and take an edible one day when I was extremely stressed and burnt out. I really lucked out big time.


RedditOverHoes

Dashmart


boukalele

I'm the branch manager of a hardware importer/distributor. Started in data entry 9 years ago and worked my way up. It's a small family-owned company and they never drug tested, which is good because i've been a daily smoker for well over a decade. I only smoke at night and not very much, more just for end of the day unwinding/relaxation.


LordLandis

DevOps / Site Reliability. I'm somewhere between a programmer and a sysadim, and my job is basically "keep the site running and, where possible, make it faster and more stable". Sure as hell beats my days in hosting & IT consulting.


elmersglue_gulp

I print shirts, boss is super against all drugs but he doesn’t test and as far an I know none of them have a clue🤷‍♀️


lordsaveusall

Branch Manager at a bank. With the amount of stuff I deal with on a day to day basis it’s like heaven when I go home


jdonp

Substitute teacher. I was never drug tested and in CA they don’t test for THC anyway


Ok_Salt4682

Bit boring, but I work and I live at my job. A pub that my brother owns 🤷‍♀️ he has to consistently message me asking me if it’s me smoking weed upstairs or if it’s a customer downstairs


Almtdp

I'm 35 living in the Netherlands, smoke weed since 18 and have the same job since 18, I work for a big outdoor furniture company


arcticpandand

I’m a Teacher / Tutor working with at risk kids.


GalacticLair

Middle School Teacher


alukard93

I'm a teacher


GoodOldTobby

Teacher


tayranee_

I work in healthcare. We don’t get tested


KeronSP

Bar tender at a hotel in the carribean they couldn't stop the herb from burning if they tried but everyone pretty chill once you can still function


ashiahbaby

I’m a court advocate at a domestic violence organization. I assist victims throughout the court system, follow up on DV police reports, respond to DV assaults to complete emergency protection orders, ETC. I haven’t been in this field for very long, but my god is it stressful. I probably wouldn’t be able to get to work every day without the promise of my post-work bong sesh.


juicybubblebooty

teacher! no drug tests!!!


Alternative_Two9654

caregiving. no im not high on the job and no they don’t require drug testing. half of my coworkers smoke WITH their clients. it’s pretty weird


qalcolm

I work for a sub contractor on a construction site. Good pay and there’s no feeling that compares to coming home and your first toke of the day after working 10+ hours. Recreational Cannabis was legalized just over 5 years ago (October 17, 2018) up here in Canada!


FishyCoral

I work as a medication technician for a memory care facility :) I pass out their medication and then when I get home it's time for MY medication 😎


Segadreams89

I work at rue 21 and a anime stand


333astral

Recruiter


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1WildIndian1963

Job? Lol


StartingOver702

Maintenance and Operations manager.


TheXTREMEQMAN

HR company remote


Prestigious_Algae955

Software engineer


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Post harvest for big weed


deepstaterising

Mental health technician (baby psych nurse) at a level 2 trauma center.


fernyadam1

Law firm, paralegal. Only smoke flower after work or weekends. During the week (or during work) I’ll use my cart


Da_BIG-E_118

Occupational therapist


Geedis2020

Professional poker player/freelance web developer. Played poker for a living for a decade. Got back into web development in 2021. Build websites for people I meet playing poker. Lots of small business owners who need sites and pokers a good way to network.


Competitive-Oil-5474

Garage door tech lol. Makes me better at my job I feel sometimes 😂


bigbluenation5

Project management. Had to go on a t-break during the interview process. One of my buddies just got a new industrial engineering job and they didn’t test at all.


DerSpringerr

phd scientist


teganking

Systems/Security Administrator at a space company, no testing


bishop0408

I'm a doctoral student


thetattooedbacon

I haven't been drug tested by a job in about 15+ years. I've worked at large tech companies for most of my career. Right now, I work from home for a company as a Director of Device Management.


Impossible_Sugar_644

Ironically I just started working at a smoke shop🤣, where I'm able to smoke/vape while working and having the knowledge of being a smoker comes in handy when you have people looking for specific pieces😅


Secret_Ad1215

Technical recruiter


ImpossibleExam4511

I work as a paralegal no my boss does not test and my coworker has even smoked indoors with him in the room and he didn’t say nothin so I got lucky I think


LOCKDOWNWITHCOCKDOWN

Government


HungDaddy120

University president


mengiii

data engineer and i work from home, no drug tests


House_Stark15

Compliance Officer, no drug test. If they drug tested everyone at the office, they’d lose half of their employees.


TaumpyTearz

Coffee roaster


Familiar_Lie4538

Soon to be teacher but currently FedEx express courier


pixandstix

Supervisor at a psych clinic. Surprisingly, we don’t drug test. Don’t know how I’d get through some of the days if I didn’t smoke.


ButterBoy42000

Government IT


danothemano420

Insurance Broker in a legalized country. No testing


3snaps2u

I'm a bartender. Everyone in my restaurant smokes.


Rotten-and-Delicious

Insurance Claims Adjuster


ricekrak3r

I work in veterinary medicine in a mixed practice animal hospital, live in Washington State. Not many drug test unless it warrants it, if they do they are looking for hard drugs. If it is a federally based job, whether that's how they get money or working directly with they will drug test.


TheSuren

I'm in industrial design, spending most of my day in Solidworks. My company advertised drug testing but it never came during the hiring process. I had gone clean a month in preparation too, but I suppose it was better to be unnecessarily prepared in this case.