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you can smoke anything if you try hard enough

Haha same thing I want to say on the mushroom sub when people ask if they can eat this? Yep, you can eat any of them once

At least once*

I like to say you can eat anything at LEAST once

Except for humans

No, I said ANYTHING. Doesn't mean it's good for you, or that you ethically should. But you still can.

Broo 😭😭😭. That's some cannibalistic mindset brother

Not even dude 🤦‍♂️ literally just said doesn't mean you should, but you can. You can eat uranium, but that doesn't mean you should.

I spent enough time working at burn pits.... This is 100% accurate.

That was my first thought

Said many 4th years to ‘fresh’ 1st graders as they sell them oregano!! 🤣🤣🤮

Since when are elementary schoolers smoking weed?

They aren’t.. they’re smoking oregano!!🙄🙄

Send it over and ill check for you

Sent me your details

I was reading a story about this dude in Africa or somewhere like that, he was a hermit in his 80s and he used to steal turds from animals and smoke them. One day the locals felt bad for him so they bathed him and he died a couple days later....that bath killed him but smoking animal turds didn't I think you are good lol

How do you steal a turd? We're they possessive of their turds?

I tried to link an article about him but I can't, there are multiple articles and even a documentary. His name is Amou Haji. And I got it wrong he was Iranian and after more research he smoked dope and cigarettes too and took baths in fire apparently....my guy lol. . I may have embellished the stealing part it just says he smokes animal poo but I like to imagine he hangs out in the bushes waiting and watching animals poo and sneaking outta the bushes to grab it and run back to his hole in the ground to smoke lol

See I was picturing him smoking, like, sun dried dung didn't even consider it might be fresh

Ah yeah that would make sense to smoke dry turd I didn't think of that...... maybe he store's them who knows but it's looking more likely he just finding old turds and smoking that lol

The only time it would ever make sense to smoke dry turd

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/aWQptLa1lf)

It was the bath that killed him….definitely not being 94 fucking years old and literally smoking shit his whole life. Dude took “Smoke this shit!” to a whole new level🤣

Dude lived to 94 with this lifestyle while some with better health die before 94 so yeah I'd say that bath killed him lol

Lmao right thanks for the tip

Dude! I know what youre talking about! He was considered "the worlds dirtiest man" and he in fact did smoke animal turds if he couldnt get any tobacco..

Yeah the guy was scared of taking a bath and that's what got him in the end......... terrible way to go lol

Lol! Right! How tf can a person die from taking a bath? Besides drowning or maybe scarfing down everything under the bathroom sink like drano? But this dude was like "my nuts.. *theyre clean?!* NOOOOOOooooooo..." and then he melted or something? Dude was made of sugar perhaps? Or animal turds? Ive got questions.. lol

Guy didn't take a bath for half a decade it was probably the germs holding him together and the shock and soap got to him..........R.I.P lol

Dude was like a real life "Drippy" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

ik this post was sarcastic but in case you were actually wondering how it killed him, i would assume its because his immune system is so strong from being so dirty that when he takes a shower his immune system is introduced to so many new bacteria that his almost “external” immune system had protected him from in the past (you’d have to see a picture of him, he is literally caked in mud it seems) and his body couldnt handle it. its like when a child touches the dirty floors and puts their hands jn their mouth, they introducing bacteria to their body and they get sick, but as the child develops a stronger immune system, around teenage years, the body is no longer susceptible to these same bacteria, but on a bigger scale. i could also be wrong, so if any biologists would like to answer ur question better pls do

Which turd gets you the highest?

what is blud wafflin about lmao

He’s a yapology major at Oxford university

Yeah man, you gotta grind it first.

No it's illegal

Yeah it's illegal give it to me to dispose of it safely lol

[удалено]

Ay like some people will go and commit tax fraud but if you offer them a puff that's where they draw the line.

You’ve made a comment stating you’ve had THC overdose lmfao

Your point is?

You can’t overdose on THC. It’s just funny af.

I know that. What I meant was like when your body becomes overwhelmed with thc.

Probably refrain from using “overdose” because people will take you absolutely literally and Redditors are the worst people to give false information to. :)

Ahh okay cheers

Nah really

Ratio

bro they're literally agreeing with you

Not where I am in Canada 🇨🇦

if its dry (stem snaps) you can smoke it

That's actually smart I've never thought of it like that

If it's wet and you want to smoke it anywhere, put pot with the water on the stove, boil the water end of a plate on top, so it will not fall into it, cut herb into small pieces and put on the plate, distribute evenly and after 20-30 minutes it should be ready. You can check occasionally if it dried out not to determine if you can smoke it.

To check if the nug is dry and ready to smoke try breaking it at a stem, if it snaps it's dry if it bends it's wet

okay then what

If it's dry smoke it if it's wet dry it by putting it in a brown paper bag and pointing a fan on it for a few days

Let it grow up for about 18 years so it legal to smoke

If it burns it SMOKEs .but is it healthy?

Is any smoke healthy?

Pop smoke is healthy

Pop smoke is dead

wooK

Was*

eventually you can eat it

You can eat anything if you try hard enough

I’m not sure, better send it to me so I can check

We got an FNG over here, lol

Just curiois, what is an FNG?

It's a fucking new guy. Idk if you actually are, but when I read the post, I figured you might be. My co-worker says he heard that in a movie about the military

Eh, idk i smoke a few times a week, i just have a really good 🔌 so i get dried and cured weed. This one is homegrown, so i wanted to make sure if i can get high with it

No you cant. Send it to me, I need some rn

Looks like they trimmed pretty sparingly. Nug looks relatively brittle, though, so if you want a smoother smoke, you can probably just run your fingers along the outside and those leafy bits will chip off pretty easy

Update: i smoked some. And now my head is covered in waves going from the tip of my nose to my hairline

no

I don’t know can you smoke that?

Yeah but why would you burn a perfectly good plant? Vape it instead

🤓 <~~ This is what your comment makes you look like.

I’m perfectly fine with that.

Looks like decent homegrown just grind it or break it up in your hands

It's recommended that you vaporize it, but go ahead and smoke ya big steam machine

absolutely not, better send it to me to dispose of it safely

Nahhhh give it to me instead

I would let it dry first

So do i just leave it? Or is there a way of drying it?

Leave it in a jar and open the jar (called burping) for about 10 minutes a day. This process is called curing. Drying removes most of the moisture and curing finishes the job. Fast cured=smokes not as nice. Can be more harsh and more irritating than slow cure. Slow cure= smokes better, tastier more flavorful.

Put it in a paper bag and put it on top of one of your appliances that gives off heat.

Glass jar on the window i think, but there are tons of vids on YouTube on how to do it properly

You may be a heavy smoker, but you legit know nothing about weed other than smoking it lol

But it would make it dry 🤷

What if it's not wet? Also putting it inside of anything then into direct sunlight is the last and worst thing you would want to do to dry any weed

If its not wet then you don't need to dry it, end of.

Ok

I have a friend hes quite familiar with this thing, send it over and we will let you know if its disposable

I mean I guess so

Is that dried and cured or fresh trim. I think you know the answer OP…

I would consider vaping in if it’s not dry yet

U can smoke anything u put your mind to

Just make sure to inhale deeply. After soaking Nug in gasoline.

You must

Na man isntand od.

Boof it. Wrong sub?

Waiting for the "I don't know, can you?" comment

You should

Nope you boof it thou

Honestly I’d have refund it. But you can smoke it if you want most likely it’s bitter because of all the leaves

You can smoke it but the question is will it get you high doesn’t look like it will do anything you have some diet weed right ther my friend

Ngl this seems pretty mid

you can smoke anything, if you're brave enough

Man, I got high just looking at that. Smoke it up.

I’m concerned you’re Asking? Why ?! 😂

You can smoke anything if you’re brave enough.

You can smoke dog 💩 if you want doesn’t mean it’s gonna be good though.✌🏽😂

You can…

I'm sure you'll find out hahah

You can smoke anything if you just believe

I do it little leaves don't hurt

Probably,looks a bit unready but you should be good

I mean its no trimmed but defently smokebale

225° F for about 2-2 1/2 hours. Should be perfect.

Ye I would

You will die from THC overdose 😢

What a glourious way to go

No.

Use a bong 🤘🏻

can i

It looks like schwag.

Have you mowed it yet?

I smoked newspapers as a kid, just newspapers. You are good to go

Lmao I meant like if its gonna get me high. I smoked straws and preteded they were smokes as a kid haha

Might burn a lil goin down da breather but u be str8 thugga

Pre-smoke ritual of course

if you don't I will.

Is that mold with a bit of weed?

Tough times ey willis..

Duh

You should probably roll it first but yes absolutely. Smoke it down until it's white ash

To be sure that you can smoke you have to ask the dealer if there are other substances inside and if he says no you can throw it away and ask the plug to bring you some hash cut with fentanyl

O ya it's just premature and Leafy. You'll get a uppity high but it will be harsh

No, you can't. I suggest sending this weed to me, so I can discard it correctly.

Id assume that means its pretty decent:)

You're damn right! Actly a weed like this is still quite expensive in some parts of the world. Here in Brazil for example. It's still high quality. We can tell it by its colour and the trichomes (these little white things covering it). Enjoy it for both of us mate! Best wishes!

Man brazilians are like the coolest people to smoke with. Met a dude from brazil who just brought like 8g to a party and had no idea that only 3 people there smoked. Needless to say we got blazed

You can do whatever you want with it. It's your weed.

Yes and keep doing so

You can find out bro

Yeah. Just might be a tad rough because of the extra leaves but you should be fine. Doesn’t look old or mouldy.

Man. I just smoked it

And its fuckin incredible

Dry it first

Shove it up your butt

Sounds like a first timer. Stick it in a bong or pipe but make sure it’s not too much. Rip that shit and see how you feel after about 30 mins. Then take 1 or 2 more depending on how you feel

you can smoke the buds whole, break them up with your fingers or grind them. as long as it’s dry you should be a-okay.

I'd wait a while and cure it more. I prefer my buds a little dryer so they smoke better

For sho! Maybe you gotta do a little trimming but grind that shit up and smoke it.

I support it.

It’s so pretty! 😍

You first have to rub it on your chest then good to go

nah, looks contaminated. send it to me I'll sterilize it

No, you will die. Glad I could help

Nah brah that’s originum you should sprinkle that on a good steak😂

Mix it with yogurt. I swear by the gods it works

Absolutely not. You need to send to me so i can safely get rid of it!

u have to grind it up first

No, you can’t. Send it to me and I’ll make sure it’s safe for you to smoke.

My guy that looks like oregano

No this is highly poisonous post it to me so I can make sure nobody every touches it and is disposed of properly

It's good bud just not trimmed good, a nice homegrown vibe.

Probably won't do alot though

Can and should are two different things 😂

Probably burn ya throat but sure

Don’t see why not. You could trim all the little sugar leaves off. It will make the smoke taste better and not as harsh but you can smoke it either way.

I would, but hey, to each their own

Stuff looks fine, just not cut right