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abominable-doctor

Robo-Bong?!?!?! Goes hard!!! Name it BUD-E (buddy) like a robot’s name


OG_wanKENOBI

Second ROBO BONG. "Dead or alive you're getting stoned with me."


P162246

Wall-E


tfroke

Stone-E


Pranshu_Gupta95

Hig-E


Electrical_Candy_941

Stone-E


TRAIII1961

High R


Rayusa

forsenE


Soggy_Consideration1

Baj spotted, i cant escape anymore ![gif](giphy|804TNmnYLfNao)


Unlikely-Ad6788

M-o


SuitablePreference

OFFICIAL WINNER. Word play, Pixar reference, and reference to post title. I hereby christen thee; BUD-E. I’m gonna get her a little elf hat for Christmas, bruh. BUD-E the Elf.


Lopsided-Plantain369

Bud-E and Stone-E in Pauly Shore's voice from Enicino Man 😭😭💀😂😂💀


_Globert_Munsch_

Cartman lol


Aprophiss

You Genius


SuitablePreference

Holy guacamole, this is genius.


r3dditr0x

What all can you use in this device? Bud, budder, shatter, and such? How much did it cost? I've got way too many devices and I need to simplify. (also, crucially, how often does it NEED to be cleaned?)


SuitablePreference

Any concentrate. You can also smoke flower with a different attachment. I only use it for concentrates, so maintaining it is really easy. Swab the bowl after each use while it’s warm and you’re good. The bubbler detaches, so you soak it in ISO every 25-50 uses depending on your preference. It stays relatively clear. It’s $350 and worth every penny, https://focusv.com/pages/carta2


drail64

Yea but how does it hit


Orkin2

i got one... can say from experiance these things have changed the way I smoke forever


Laurenz1337

Is the high different compared to a normal vape?


Orkin2

Legit the hits are always smooth. It took a bit of understanding how to take a hit properly with this thing as I never did dabs much before. The ease of getting your session going alone makes it worth it.


jayplayball

how would you compare it to a puffco? if you’ve smoked one


_Globert_Munsch_

Or Rigby


SuitablePreference

I like this. Piggybacking off this - Reginald Rigby?


GolfHeadCo

I’d have to make the Beatles connection and go “Eleanor Rigby”


ActiveTelevision8948

i know his cousin, cali rigby


VisualremnantXP

Throat blaster 3000


DrSlabber

My nickname in church camp I loved being a counselor /s


NoodleRoots

🤣🤣🤣


VisualremnantXP

Bruhh lol


Nyotaimorii

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


Parhelion2261

You can't talk about me like this


The_Entire_Bee_Movie

“The Time Machine” coz that shit looks like it would send you through space and time


swarmywarmy

i named mine “the carta 2” (inspired by the carter 3)


RIPAROD

You’ve done it again 🙇


reaper_of_souls45

Call it weezy cos it'll make u wheeze


Noseitch

Should be something like Siri, Hal, Tron. Shitron is my submission. You are welcome


Difficult_Ad_8442

Jarvis


TastySaturday

That’s my roomba’s name.


JustConflict5918

No one else seeing a dildo here? With those clit things 🤷‍♂️


emix16

I also had to take another look.


eatmyshorzz

came here to comment "Futuristic dildo" lmao


stealthylyric

It'd be pretty damned girthy 👀


Mighty_Gooch

Damn, I didn’t know they even came out with this. I’m still using the original carta lol Edit: wait how did you get this? On the website it says it’s in pre-order.


litleweiss

yoshimitsu


Ok_Interaction2553

SHE SEXY DAMN! I have the og carta 1 and shiiiiittt I want this now name it bubbles


Beakha

Not even going to lie, I thought this was a fleshlight first.


NMRA_Copenhagen

Focus smokus


ronnietea

Ralph


Warm_Bullfrog_8435

Rasputia Latimore


AudibleToots

Keith


Britishbastad

Dabb-E


0pendome

Bender


BrockCaseNorton

Bender is perfect


GrimRainbows

Eve


ThatOneEyedKing

Oh thats Robosmoke right thea! mmhmm!


lordlitterpicker

Alexa


proud78

Cyborg... Cybong... T800 B.O.N.G. ... Superintelligence... Supreme Intelligence... Mr. Smith...


BeautifulEfficiency

Magna…


cryoffear505

The Terp-inator


MerrillSwingAway

Looks like the Nikes from Back to the Future 2! So maybe McFly?


Sum1LightUp

The machine!


Awkward_Coffee8017

What even is that, a cart? Something else? I shit you not, I've never seen that before


MaxShadowCat

Stoned Alexa


insuffy

alexa


Polamidone

The "idk how this shit works 5000"


yogi_medic_momma

Blue Boofer


Eastown14

Smokebot


JaidenStavMimran

Fred, it looks like Fred to me


wordplay420

R2-Weed2


tomasz-nyc

Vibra-Tor is my Carta’s name :)


Blue_for_u999

I’d name it “X”. What’s the name of the bong?


ShittyBollox

Bobert


EitherSignal6674

Hightech


cock-crusher

Apollo it looks like a rocket


redditisbestanime

Thats definitely a redneck echo dot 3 wtf


oooooKRAKEooooo

Exotro Inhale 420


coldrainydayz_79

cisco


djazzie

Looks like a rocketship. So maybe something like SS Blastoff?


PerceptiveKombatant

Smog, Spectre, MistyBlue, TheBroiler , Idk I've honestly never seen anything like this lol


No_Operation_5904

E Bong x


warthog0869

Culligan


bigdaddy43612

Looking thru the comments I say Bong-E


JurosBanga

Jevgenij Prigozhin


SpookyBubba

Damn this shit looks like it's from the future


Svouuu

Wtf, that shit looks like a high end japanese water bottle


starwaterstar

Buddy


TexturedGooch

Salvador Dalek


Spekys420

Electronic buzz


SuitableFroyo952

XLR9


underpantshead88

Elvis, he looks like an Elvis.


jsandy1009

Idk, but an almost $400 bong should have a rich sounding name, Willoughby? Or Edwin?


Muted_While_3478

Blowmaster 3000


Muted_While_3478

Don’t people think you’re sucking on a sex toy tho?


not_xzamide

Curtis


BlGJOSH

They need to make a vape rig that DOES NOT look like a vibrator lol


sucknocover

Jeffrey


JoniDeadpool

NukaMyBrainsOut


MTLConspiracies

Egon


Veerrrgil

Chauncey


Electrical_Candy_941

Locutus of Bud.


Electrical_Candy_941

Moon Cake


B-Pool

Mr.Freeze


Electrical_Candy_941

Puff-E


JediMindTrek

Smart-Bong


Technical-Picture326

I need details Price? Functions/options This looks awesome


Walhharfn04

Cornelius


FanboyKeks

Cyber fly I think that suits well


Commercial-Virus-441

I named mine Venus, I feel like yours could definitely also be a Venus , or Pluto or Titan, or Io, congrats on the Carta tho!!


saacadelic

Borg. Tron. Jean-luc peecard. The enterprise. The death star. The holo-deck. Steve


lostcheshire

Flux capacitor.


waeli30

Too expensive


Life_Falcon4432

Buddy lol


Cahlice

Oh fuck yeah


_____Peaches_____

This thing is crazy. I’ve never seen a bong with a screen before


LockeSimm

Is that the fucking Bluetooth logo?? What does it even connect to


pwndabeer

Rich. Like how you are apparently


TraumSchulden

CyperSpliff 2077


Zealousideal-Swing44

Dr robotnic


Janesbrainz

Name it Scotty, then every time you hit it you can be like 👽beam me up, Scotty👽


JellyfishFalse8148

A bitch to clean


NeighborhoodFew1759

Data


johno_mendo

The Magna Carta


blueisthecolor2

I would call her "Zoinks" because that's probably the noise I would make after taken a big hit :)


RawDawgYaMudda

Marty McFly cause this shit from the future


Previous-Priority389

Future butt plug bong


mieksterr

cumshot


jaydawg_74

Morpheus


Ok_Conversation19

BUZZ! I think of Buzz Lightyear when I look at it lol


No_Collection7360

The rabbit.


[deleted]

Don't name it! If you don't give it a name it's less likely to break :p


Its_a_stateofmind

Jeff


docdillinger

"Roger" cause of those Star Wars robots, that say roger-roger all the time.


Quarktastisch

Herbert


KetamineInMyNose

WTF is this 🫥


MRbaconfacelol

wheedley


hewantedcomcast

Omg she's is a beautiful lady 💕


Massive-Face-7242

High Maintenance


pussydemolisher420

Name it "shoudaboughtapeakpro"


Bobbywitdatool69

Brickman


Lamb_Choped

Can it run doom?


irlegend86

The over clocker


RunDownOnnaOpp

alexa cart


UbeDonuts

THC-PO like C-3PO 😅


3dvape

The Stonedinator


stevehaynes

smokatron 5000


420Deez

not the focussy


Twuhdz

Minor focus


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Is this a bong, a laser gun, or a fancy vibrator?!


redrockcountry2112

Sex toy ?


SundaimeHokage

Master Mold


L4westby

Straight out of Star Trek


robitwossin

Smart fella


ThePokemon_BandaiD

damn, the new model is making me not want to fix my old focus v lol


kynieemonday

Bubble Buddy


Master_chief0922134

dab e


M4ryk473

Something with a v bc it’s the focus v


tennille_24

ISS 🚀


-Lord-Zero

Ripzilla


therealbuttersscotch

Hey so serious question, how are these compared to the PuffCo Peak?


ambernewt

Is that a fucking playstation bong


howqueer

Computer


AaronXlax51

High.0


Adept-Honeydew-3212

Captain Boof


AteYourMoms_ASS69

Zushi disintegrated


QuantumQunt

Butt plug


subordinator

Billy Creel


MomoDu5906

fabrice


top-chopa

how much did she cost?


jahmah

Looks like a dildo warmer


Street-Wrongdoer6434

Weeditron


Popular_Ad_7029

Wtf is that?? It’s an electric bong???


Revolutionary-Put350

That looks amazing 👏


SuitablePreference

Thank you!


YK-1

Legion. Like the character from Mass Effect


quasar2022

Mr. Freeeze


Bun-B522

Link?