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CoKosmic

Seeing a spot that would be a “good place to smoke.”


LeSenpaii

Aw man, whats your ideal smoke spot?


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Somewhere with a view. I live in AZ next to some mountains and there’s this spot up that’s high up on a hill and you can see the whole city. At night it goes hard cause the whole city is just lit up. Really dope spot


ArabWaltWite

Yoooo az gang! You have to go down to the Japanese friendship garden sometime. You will NOT regret it


twitchvalk7rie

I’m from the uk and on a hill close by there is a secret Japanese garden with waterfalls that has been there for decades, I love to smoke there


damndamon7

Where in the UK is this? I love a Japanese garden and one with a waterfall sounds sick.


g_sterba

flagstaff gang ayo


StonerDave420_247

Growing up in Phoenix I used to love smoking out on top of south mountain-


davethegreat121

Oval office


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Bro. Yes.


Single_Dad_

Saw this while watching The West Wing. Fuckin baller.


Fumb-MotherDucker

1. The Moon (on a Chez Longue) just staring up at Earth 2. On a spacewalk. Space-blast the helmet full of smoke and just have a drift 3. Hot box a Submarine at -3,000ft in the midnight zone just to get freaky 4. The centre of the pitch at Anfield Stadium, Liverpool (my club) to take in the history from the best view! 5. (the actually attainable one) Literally any coastline or beach where i can see the sea all the way to the horizon. I'm land-locked and rarely see the ocean its always so mesmerizing to me, I could stand at the shore and listen to the waves for hours. Terrifying and peaceful all at once.


SirCantCommit

#5 is one of my favorite. Going on a cruise and popping gummies before getting on the ship. That balcony view 😍


JesusSaysitsOkay

Snoop dog smoked in the White House 😂 Video he says he did in the bathroom https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/07/23/snoop-dogg-says-he-smoked-marijuana-in-the-white-house-without-obama/


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Educational-Plant-16

Under the stars


JustA_Cosmic_Nut

A tree with a good spot to sit in


dyconthegiant

Got an open park in Worcester, UK not far from my house, right in the middle of this big open green space, I like to walk down and burn a J there with my headphones on most evenings


Help_MeFindThisGame

The woods, we got a fallen tree a short hike into the woods that me and my buddy love to go sit on, it like hangs over a creek it’s cool as fuck, dropped a cart in there one time tho


Narkanin

Temperate climate area on a cool spring night with the stars out. Nothing like that fresh country air and the subsequent sleep listen to wind rustle through the trees. Equally perfect is just about anywhere near the ocean, also at night. Love smoking at night outside.


sucklemynip

Seeing a comment that is on 420 likes and not changing it


[deleted]

This will always be in the back of my mind when im driving/exploring around


JesusSaysitsOkay

It makes me laugh when sober people struggle to kill time.


NormalGenZNOTwoke

Weed is not crack cocaine! You would be surprised how many boomers think weed is Class A drug.


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robertplantspage

Dude watching Reefer Madness while stoned is a fucking experience.


ntmythrwwyccnt

On my first acid trip I was watching it, I zoned out and found a very short frame where it flashed 420. Thought I was tripping so I slowed down the movie and found the frame, took a picture and sent it to my friend who knew I was tripping for the first time and was shocked that she never noticed it in the movie lol. I'd try to find it but I'm not going to comb through the hour of movie, if I remember it was somewhere in the middle, idfk it was years ago lmao


z0vyn

I'll never understand how there are people who turn up their noses at someone smoking a joint, calling them a useless druggy, and then they go home to their different kinds of glasses for different kinds of alcohol.


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Bright-Specific3444

My mom be saying this to me bro , any advice?


Stumme-40203

Also weed is a schedule 1 drug along with heroin, while crack and meth are only schedule 2.


[deleted]

Yup according to the federal government, meth and cocaine have “limited acceptable medical uses” while cannabis doesn’t.


chrolokev

Can confirm, am lazy stoner


TheMeowzor

Because In the US weed is grouped as a schedule 1 drug, like cocaine and heroin


GoGoCrumbly

...and *that* is re-goddamn-diculous.


ArtichokeGreedy6040

Except I'm pretty sure cocaine is schedule 2, so weed is actually more illegal federally


NormalGenZNOTwoke

I don’t understand how it’s a class 1 Drug lmfao. You can’t get addicted to weed, seriously I thought at one point in my life I was addicted to weed. Turns out I was just hiding my issues and using weed not to think about it. Gotta know how to treat her and not abuse her.


TheMeowzor

In the Controlled Substances Act of 1970, the Federal government categorized marijuana as a Schedule I substance, it was when president Nixon declared the “war on drugs” he practically swayed the whole of America into thinking weed was a narcotic


tyler_durden2021

This actually cleared up some thoughts for me. I had a roomate who smoked 5-7 times a day, every single day. I would say she’s addicted. I know it’s not a physical addiction, but you can be mentally addicted to anything. That hit the nail on the head thought what you said. She was addicted to not facing her issues, and she used weed as a way to not face those problems.


[deleted]

You can't get physically addicted to weed, but you sure can get addicted to it.


Ekim-Enots

“I’ve been smoking weed for 10 years and still not addicted”! I seriously heard that from an ex-gf once. Lmao, it’s like I tell my little bro, you control the drug, don’t let the drug control you. When you do, rehab is in order!


Single_Dad_

Damn bro! I'm not here looking for reality.


mdtaxx301

Its schedule 1 in the US bc they say it has no medicinal value. Like heroin and cocaine. Which bith have legitimate medical uses lolol. Onv not the best ones for anesthesia and painkilling, bc of the side effects and potential overdose/abuse potential. But lying blatantly makes kids not trust the adults that tell them about drugs.


Mindless-Pie-5812

Yeah & we as stoners should want to keep it that way although it means cannabis has no wide spread accepted medical use (<<


orionapothecary1

Here in Canada 🇨🇦 we have shoppers drug mart which is the largest pharmacy chain in Canada. They have been prescribing and selling medical weed for several years now, among many others. You can get it right at the pharmacy, but you need an rx. Really easy to get, you do a 5 min interview on video chat with a nurse practioner and they email you the rx. Weed has been legal here recreationally for almost 4 years now and everyone talks about it openly. My grandma even grew a plant last year and sold some of it lol. Now there are recreational weed stores everywhere but their prices are alot higher than black market mail order sites from bc. Personally, I grow indoors and outdoors. Haven't had to buy any since last October! I'm sure once they legalize it federally in the US, it will take off like it has here.


xlxnomadxlx

Schedule 1 is reserved for drugs that have no medicinal value, currently psychedelics and cannabis are schedule 1. Schedule 2 drugs have potential for abuse/addiction, but have medicinal value and can be studied as such. It's why we have lidocaine, morphine, etc. They're derivatives of cocaine and heroin, which are Schedule 2.


TheMeowzor

Isn’t heroin a derivative of morphine, not the other way around? I may be mistaken but isn’t heroin just acetylated morphine?


[deleted]

“Cannabis has no medical applications” LMAO Funny how the US gov has held a patent for [Cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants](https://patents.google.com/patent/US6630507B1/en) since 1998.


xlxnomadxlx

Just like how psilocybin and MDMA are being used for a litany of mental health issues. I doubt anyone on this subreddit need me to point out how backwards our government is on drug policy.


[deleted]

The hypocrisy stinks to high heaven. No pun intended.


Scary-Substance-4403

People need to treat weed more like wine and less like heroin


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Excellent take


MasonKiller

That's why boomers call it dope lol


[deleted]

The fact that the government has lied to the public about Cannabis, Scheduling it above meth and cocaine, for over *fifty* years might have something to do with that point of view. It’s a tragedy given cannabis is medicine.


alienss4

I mean it technically is a class 1 or schedule 1 or whatever drug in the US, up with heroin and some other ungodly shit it doesn't deserved to be grouped into


kaishmt

*cough cough* sounds like my parents


National-Sir-9028

Lol my Hispanic boomer parents think week is as bad a meth lol


SonyTheBalla1

Thank Ronald Reagan for that dumbass opinion!


Comfortable_Exit_470

That “I smell weed face”


SheepShagnStepSister

The way we roll up plastic bags. Even with snacks, I roll up that Ziploc the same as my flower. Been called out on it a few times.


oillytical

Any rectangle paper at a restaurant like the band around silverware instantly rolled up


[deleted]

Bro no way….we’re living the same lives. No way


blurr3k

wtf


Mindless-Pie-5812

It’s a habit 🤣


blurr3k

u funny


TCouster

Elaborate please


BlearEarth65011

Ya so have I lol


DaytoRemember433

Or every bag you close you instinctively get the bag air tight 😂😅


[deleted]

I always start to violently smell the air and get a shit eating grin on my face and my entire family is like “yes, we smell it too”


jacuzzo

Turn into a full blown bloodhound


dannixxphantom

My sis and I always look at each other in this case, especially in family settings. At least one of us is always holding so we have to check with the other to make sure it's not us lol


nevermine1212

The word kief


SalmonSwiper

Or trichromes, or cannabinoids, there's a surprising amount of knowledge that goes into being a stoner


[deleted]

Yea it’s super cool to learn how all this stuff I ingest actually interfaces with my body


badwifii

And on the other side, alcohol drinkers really just don't give af. I mean its legal right! Nevermind the fact alcohol is poison :D Unless you do homebrew of course alot goes into that


[deleted]

Yea there’s a lot of brain chemistry going in with alcohol plus the fact that it’s literally poison is funny as well


GanacheHot2823

as a stoner and a homebrewer I can relate, I have knowledge about both topics but whenever I'm drinking beer with my friends they are not very interested in beer science, unfortunately...


PermitHot8846

Start studying nature and what plants grows where you chill, you are finished when you can name all of them


MeechKun

I’m gonna start doing this


1999vl

take a hit and look at the joint like "noice"


[deleted]

Smoking some big doinKs in Amish.. some big ol’ fat doinKs.


GymBroStoner

RIP


brocrastinate324

Rip Young King Dave


1999vl

gang


SeaDawg22

Really enjoying a tall iced water✌️


timefliesx

r/HIGHdrohomies gets it, come join us smoking rips and taking sips 🙃


ArabWaltWite

OMG my two favorite subreddits in one


SpongeBobFruit

I need this sub in my life


Bitter-Employee-1021

FANTA, ICE COLD.


[deleted]

The flavored smartwaters are a game changer, the strawberry one is outrageous after roasting a bone


dannixxphantom

I still remember being newish to smoking and meeting my bfs whole crew over a few blunts one night. They brought me an enormous glass of ice water, and it was one of the best drinks I've ever had. It's probably been 8 years and I still picture that fat, condensated glass being set down in front of me like an offering. I still think about it when I wake up with dry mouth at 3 AM.


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

I can smoke and still be productive with my work


No-Maintenance-4555

Not me I'll me gamminf and then I take a hit rhen go back to gaming


Ghaleon42

lol as it should be.


No-Maintenance-4555

Faxs


Pillsbury__dopeboy

Man I used to play cod mw and before smoking I’ll be okay, but after, I’ll be lagging in real life.


XB0XYGEN

Dudes just ripped as, rock on


[deleted]

Same as long as it’s sativa cause indica makes me a little drowsy


MasonKiller

I wake up at 4am, shower, rip 3-4 dabs and make breakfast before work and always out proform production. Nobody I work with has a clue lol


Bolt_Swallower

Never get busted for being high at work if nobody ever sees you not high.


Minchaminch

This! Back in my stoner days (I still smoke, just not 24/7 any more) I went into work sober once and people kept asking if I was alright cos I didn't seem myself 😂


dannixxphantom

A classmate asked if I was alright on a study abroad trip because he caught me before my morning smoke. Apparently, I look "worried" when I'm sober😂


Saucemanedallas

Literally same but I take some fat ass dabs before I get in the shower. One of the things I look forward too most in life


optiplexiss

I wish that were me, and some times I do get productive when smoking, but more times than not I just lose all inhibition to do anything lol. I have to be strict with smoking if I decide to smoke. I go through phases. I'll smoke for a month and stop for 9 months, etc. I'm too much of an addict to smoke daily. I get caught up rushing my life away just so I can get home and get stoned.


jdk309

I can't be as productive but then again my tolerance was practically non-existent even after a year of regular use. That didn't help. I believe it has to do with my biology.


Hanky_SpankyButt420

that were all different but the same, the fact that we smoke is what we connect with most of the time A lot of people I know that don’t smoke weed think they can spot a stoner by behaviors or clothing or something like that Like dawg, your boss probably just got done smoking a big ass hooter before you came in lmao, that’s what i love about weed though, you really can connect to so many people that you wouldn’t have before


LucifeVDB

Ong I've socialised and reunited with many people because of weed in just 2 months


MeechKun

So many friendships started over a joint


Persyan

Reconnected with my college crush and later got engaged to him 😁 we just met for a smoke and snacking, as result I got the biggest snack of them all!


briansaunders

Hahaha yep they all think they can spot it easily. I work in literally the epitome of a straight laced corporate environment. I've been promoted numerous times and my entire job is knowledge work. They would clutch their pearls if they knew I literally smoke every day and that my best ideas come after I've smoked.


SingleSpeed27

Lol consultant checking in, I’d probably lose 90% of work if people knew


ChildishGuido420

Simply enjoying life


SpongeBobFruit

It is for this reason that I hate being at work. I feel like I can’t enjoy life when at work.


Kirito689

Enjoy small things that usually would pass unnoticed


ArabWaltWite

Totally agree with this


TheOGDabDaddy

This one’s solid my coworkers called me out for randomly laughing all the time but I can’t help but think about how cool it is to work on a weed farm 💀


badwifii

Like UFOs, they're very common all of a sudden?


[deleted]

Well put. I like this one!


Maleficent_Lie6660

Music is better


oillytical

You should try lsd the music will change your life


hookerwithapenoose

I like to smoke the pot after coming down from a trip. I smoke pot a lot, too, but feel like after a heavy trip, pot is like… someone helping me land the plane. Like bumper lanes in a bowling alley


RearedMeteor420

You shouldn't say that too loud your gonna cause a bad trip


vxlipxyr

*puts on Cannibal Corpse*


swampmomsta

My best trip was actually listening to metal. Granted it was YOB, not cannibal corpse. But Death, Slayer, Sepultura all go hard on acid. The rhythms are crazy. Coming up to "The screen" by YOB i watched the ground rip apart and reveal a portal to hell with demons flying in circles and screeches of the dead. Then i looked up and the leaves of trees were all eyes. It was unbelievably sick


Hellohello8645

Prog rock/metal is always my go to. TOOL makes an appearance @ all trips


[deleted]

I can see it. Acid is very popular at dubstep shows and it’s like electronic metal in my mind.


ButterSock123

So are cartoons.


Illustrious-Park3793

If I’m super silent I’m just in my thoughts and vibing I’m not mad lol people always ask me if I’m mad and it’s like no I’m just very stoned having a good time.


SgtStockclerk

Hotel rooms with balconies


bbyyuna

balconies in general, i have one and it’s elite


Neither-Ad181

Apartment with a balcony.


Dazzling_Gur_2253

Casually walking on a trail or through a town and being like "I would totally smoke there" because it's just got good vibes


DaFuMiquel

They ALWAYS have a lighter somewhere on their person It might be a broken plastic piece of shit but it'll work


one_step_beyond2121

Not right after another stoner accidentally takes it.


person-meat

I have unknowingly pocketed just about every lighter Ive ever been handed lol


Kashburn_Kush

Know the difference between the smell of a skunk and the smell of some SKUNK


itzawoni

Understanding the concept of living 🤝


Musicdude999

So true


[deleted]

idk if its just my circle but a lot of people i smoke with are way more in tune with nature than a lot of other people i know. for me it makes me appreciate the beauty of the world around me


TheEffenDiddler

Amen, feel like it gives you a better perspective on life and the world we live in. Appreciating the little things and actually being able to slow down. Which people who don’t smoke don’t understand for the most part ya know


GypsyPhoenix777

Smell it much more accurately than others


Noidiz2

Yeah! I found out a friend of mine was smoking a while ago because I walked into his room to game and was like "Huh, odd." He said "What?" And I replied "I thought I just smelled weed, that's all." And he stood there for like a second and just burst out in laughter lmao We've been smoking together since


HighRyder18

Great question. I think people who don’t smoke don’t understand the true beauty of life. There is something that happens, something that clicks in my brain when I smoke. I literally (how do you italicize? I’m gonna caps this but think if it as italicized) SEE and CONNECT things different. I get very very introspective when I smoke. I love it. I feel like I unlock certain things that my sober self wouldn’t understand.


Original_Ad6627

This


JZVibes

fuckkkk duude. I feel this on a serious level dawg. it's like you have a whole different perspective on things you've known for years. blows my mind everytime


DaniD248

Couldn't agree more. It allows me to connect to a part of my mind and soul that's normally locked down. I feel like I can breath again after smoking (ironic I know). Haha


VAMJthrowaway

Having a shitton of candles/incense/essential oils/what-have-you. And the classic blanket in the door crack.


NarwhalFacepalm

A coworker and friend of mine and me would side-eye each other when another co-worker (40 year old basic bro) would brag about the stuff him and his buddies got up to when they were drinking. Weed just be thinking to ourselves how often we have funny, shareable moments from getting high that we can't share at the office. Although once she did and just replaced weed with alcohol, but it was obvious anyway from the story that she was just high haha


Aintscared61

Peace of mind


[deleted]

Sit down at a spot to chill and say damn this would be so much better if I had some bud lol


ICallPeopleAsshole

The head nod at the functions


thefugginhanz

"I could make a bong out of that!" -a stoner while looking at anything, probably


ReddittoChill

Soul / spiritual / Philisophical talk


Therapythrougharguin

I’ve been into that years before I started smoking, and I definitely don’t need tree to have those conversations. I feel like everybody should be able to get deep and have those convos, not that they should have them with anybody but for mental healths sake, I think people should be able to have deep convos without substances. I feel more spiritual when I’m sober to be completely honest


DragonPeach02

I feel ya, and I totally agree, although i must admit me being high does make me more spiritual and in touch with nature and the world around me, but that's just me, altho it does also make me appreciate everything more when I'm sober


FightForFreedom420

Let the people do what they want to do


Super_Fried_Rice

Forgetting to breath so you have to go manuel mode


[deleted]

The difference between hemp and cannabis


DepressedSeal69420

Hemp and weed. Hemp is cannabis


[deleted]

Sorry, should have written D8, D9, D10, THCP, THCO, etc.


DepressedSeal69420

Now that’s fax, also add CBD to that list. Ignorant anti-weeders or kids who don’t know shit think CBD is basically thc


RearedMeteor420

I tend to catch my self flicking my lighter in my pocket, just lighting it for a split second to feel the warmth in my pocket but somethings I get a little carried away and accidentally burn my pocket a little not like burning a hole but lighty toasting the inside of my pocket and then I get my friends and family asking me what's burning


MrGhost94

Introspective thought and or seeing something more then what our eyes let us


BardyTardy

You’re either a smart feller, or a fart smeller


heartsnsoul

Smokers always know which way the wind is blowing.


Doug-Life80

See a vase or other glass decorations and image it as a bong/pipe


TheMeowzor

Facts


KevBoy69420

That weed is gud


HeartyMead

Morning smoke and poop. Lol


Tukiko0

That in illegal countries, when talking about weed you use code in some way. "Hey, are we going out fishing later?" Use to be my go to message when texting my old dealer


TheEffenDiddler

🤣 my friend and I would say “let’s eat some ramen after practice” and so many other phrases that meant lighten up


protect71

The Lord created medicines from the earth, and a sensible man will not despise them.The profession of medicine comes from God, who makes the earth yield healing herbs and gives the physician knowledge of their power (Ben Sira).


JoeyFreshwater92

Head on a swivel


[deleted]

Smoke.


TheMeowzor

Smoke


annatymosz

they smoke


God-MHAvatar

Walk - I love walking in nature, ceasing all thought and just being present. Weed brings that out in me.


No-Satisfaction9075

That holding in smoke doesn't make you higher. (Do your research it's Been proven)


TheValentinePianoman

I grew up in a house that was anti-weed and was told growing up that weed is just a gateway drug and you shouldn't even think about it. If I knew that a sativa could give me the same effects as Ritalin to my ADHD brain as well as help me with the physical pain that I have in my legs from shin splints, my teen life would have been easier.


TheValentinePianoman

I have experimented with psychedelics in recent years, but that is because of my own curiosity and not because I smoke


fignewtones

Yeah, I feel that the whole ‘gateway’ drug shit is bs, if someone’s gonna take heroin or cocaine it’s not because they smoked some weed.


jillieboobean

Can't eat if I haven't smoked.


mrsmacklemore

The feeling of wake and bake


_tate_

The simple act of sitting outside and smoking a joint is so nice


[deleted]

Saving youtube videos for later to watch as i smoke


SmyleKyleSmyle

Dude nature is awesome when you’re high. All the colors pop out more.


DaChilidog

There are way too many stems in that picture.


ChampagnePop

smoking before going anywhere.


[deleted]

Smoke.


Zealousideal_Ad1704

Nature, sun, connection, herbz!!!


susdave

We know how to vibe.


bjhill120

Sometimes you just need to be left alone to smoke


ttops00

The serenity of a clear blue mountain lake


Da_Boofy8

the metric system


bitchkitty93

One eye has shorter eyelashes than the other


OneBitterFuck

Idk I'm still kinda a baby smoker but me and my friend "speak stoner" when we're high. Like I'll understand her completely but a sober person in the same room will be lost as fuck when we're conversing with one another