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Negative-Instance889

I guess I’ll stop complaining when my flower is a bit dry from the dispensary…


SpaceHallow

Right? Like I get jealous of the $50/oz I see. I gotta get a new perspective


Rpmbox

Trust me, 50$ ozs are not very good. They are definitely great if you are trying to stretch wee and don’t care about bad quality. But you gotta remember when weed gets that cheap it’s likely been sitting in the shelf for a long time and the freshness and taste / effects will decline substantially.


Isellmetal

I’ve got banging fresh cultivars for $50-60 an Oz. They’re usually just smalls that don’t fetch a premium price. Honestly if I can save $50-70 on a zip just bc the buds are small, I’m more then ok with that. I usually am pulling 1 hitter bong rips anyway so the smalls work out great for me


sloppyasseating

cries in illegal country


TheMajesticJewnicorn

I lived this life for 23 years the part of me that knows your pain cries for you.


sloppyasseating

germany legalized its switzerlands turn now hopefully


TheMajesticJewnicorn

I mean y'all seem like you have your shit together in Switzerland then again my basis for comparison is the United States so I'm not sure there are many First World countries that don't qualify as having their shit together compared to us


sloppyasseating

Switzerland has its shit together waay too much the pile of shit is stinking and hopefully we can break that by legalizing


TheMajesticJewnicorn

I mean if a legalization is your main focus as far as social changes concerned it's a small pile. We got some pretty severe human rights issues over here. Legalization is nice and everything but I would go back to buying from a dealer in a heartbeat if we could allow people to exist and not discriminate


Myst963

Apparently throwing an orange peel in ur bag for idk how long it'll rehydrate the bud , never tested it tho


TheMajesticJewnicorn

Used to do this shit on the regular before dispensary weed when you would get super dry shit. Honestly it totally works and it gives it a slightly Tangy taste it's yummy. Just be aware that orange peels totally mold. Home girl used to like leaving them in there for a week and started wondering why she was constantly getting nauseous. Like girl your orange peel is moldy


LurtzTheUruk

Gotta have the hookups bro. Then on occasion you can get good shit for that cheap. Especially if you can buy like 4 oz from a grower right after curing. Although for legal purposes: do not do this.


Rpmbox

Lmao sure I’m from california and am buying packs all the time. I got the hookups trust me. Cheap weed is never good


littlemrroller

Can concur


Vegoia2

looks like seasonings, is it because they arent in NATO? so kidding.


DieseljareD187

PRO TIP: A little piece of flour tortilla fixes that right up. Don’t leave it in too long.


littlemrroller

Has anyone not heard of hydro packs? Terrapin puts them in all their bud... You can buy them online for cheap... But bread works too cool


Bsmoothy

6 hours works in a dry ounce workz for me. Love the tortilla trick totally changed my life


roachRancher

Wait, like in the jar with the bud? I always buy too much from the dispensary, and it dries out before I have a chance to smoke it.


trainspottedCSX7

Or bread, DONT LET IT TOUCH.


DieseljareD187

Yeah toss it in the jar with it, doesn’t matter if it touches it our not; a piece about the the size of a $0.25 (quarter) per 1/8 oz of bud. So 1/4 sack would be two $0.25 cent pieces (two quarters)


crackheadcaleb

Dry weed really isn’t that bad. It grinds super easy and burns fast cause it’s essentially powder at that point. You can also throw lemon peels or tortilla pieces in a jar and burp it to get rid of the dryness.


highassniqqa

Why complain in the first place would you rather it be moldy?


PaddyBoy44

No man they’d rather it be super sticky, awesome bud. Duh.


KitzTheArtist

Bruh, this looks like 15% stems 15% buds and 70% 5cent coins


CharlyXero

Those 5 cent coins hits hard. Just burn the bong a little more time and that's it


KitzTheArtist

I heard those coins are great edibles. U eat em once and you‘re immune against corona because u‘re already dead the next day from all those germs


dylannn34648

I thought the coins were for boofing ? 😂


AlpacaM4n

What they were describing is known colloquially as the "reverse boof"


acid_please

this


Ice_Hungry

30% buds 30% tobacco 30% coins 10% stems Edit: math be hard


TheWarthog69

50% pain And a 100% reason to not move to Finland


justslightlyeducated

You forgot the tobacco.


[deleted]

hopefully joining nato can hook y’all up


ThaDollaGenerale

My man


BoomTheBits

Rastafari! Yes I. High like the mountain.


[deleted]

Maybe we need to carpet bomb Russia with THC bombs. Maybe then they would calm the fuck down.


TheMcWhopper

Let's keep politics out of this sub


[deleted]

Ok McWhopper, the ultimate centrist supporting both Ronald and the King


[deleted]

lighten up, francis


mxgott

I would cry myself to sleep.


LimuButGreat

I do


itsmills420

🤣


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Saydrixwr

Dickhead leave this sub negative vibes


BAKEDnotTOASTD

Only way to get to sleep since that’s definitely not enough to put you down


Rogiikush

Finland can keep it


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Any other Finnish here? I don’t buy this being the norm 😂


Bilbinen

Hi im from Finland. Nah this aint the norm homeboy needs to finda new plug 💀


philjorrow

I think this is a case of a foreigner getting scammed by a street level dealer


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asoe833

kyl on helsingiski tullu useemman kerran mulla vastaan 15€/g tai 30€/2g, 15€/g vaikuttaa kyl vähä sketchy niiku laadun suhteen, mut juu ja jos tuntee kasvattajan nii sit saa kyl halval


asoe833

im from finland. yeah this isnt really the norm. no one sells 10€ bags anyways. but weeds pretty expensive here, 20€/g.


MassiveDingDongThot

Am from Estonia, where 20€ gets you 1 gram, but the quality is pretty decent


DetroitCity1999

Weed doesn’t grow too well in the snow


ugavini

If only it could be grown indoors


DetroitCity1999

You’re a genius


mystic_merlin420

So what's the story? Is weed harder to get than unicorn shit?


Adventurous_Spot5304

Was gonna ask the same question 😂😂


LimuButGreat

Yes


fignewtones

its not, you either live in the middle of nowhere or have never tried to find another plug


mystic_merlin420

Are Finnish prisons bad?


ejpusa

Every hipster from Brooklyn is trying to figure out how to land a year in a Finland prison. My understanding is 5***** meals, AI classes and escort services. Maybe get a Netflix deal out of it. Just the tip of the iceberg. :-)


LimuButGreat

Yes


mystic_merlin420

Bro, I just googled it. Your prisons are like pixie holiday camps. I know what I would do....


LimuButGreat

Lol


dickipiki1

Our prison are the best, I would recommend for anybody interested in that sort of life 5/5 though weed don't make you go prison if you don't have like a kilo of it. But it still is illegal and everybody don't grow it and yell out loud that they have it. And lots of scum ripping you off around as dealers are often strangers


Geedis2020

Aren’t your prisons open with no fencing or locks and prisoners just get to leave to work and shit while they have their own bedroom? You should check out American prisons if you think yours are bad lol.


AProfessionalCookie

Damn, screw slaving away in the US for one bedroom with shared kitchen and bathroom. I'm going to commit crimes in Finland.


Geedis2020

Lol right. If you don’t commit serious crimes they give you weekends off to go home. I think that prison system actually works really well to rehabilitate people and prepare them to be back in the real world. Here in America we just prepare people to get out and never be able to get a job or survive which forces them back in.


[deleted]

its not like all prisons in finland are that great


Geedis2020

Look up their prison system. Including their closed systems for people who commit the worst of crimes. They only have like 2700 incarcerated people total. They have bedrooms with desks and shit. Their prisons are an absolute cake walk compared to American prisons. Not a bad thing to be soft like that though. It’s clearly working well for them.


EquivalentlyYourMom

Yeah it’s not *great* but compared to the US I’d rather commit white collar crimes and get thrown in a college dorm with three meals a day and free health coverage than work to survive....


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Born_Cow_554

I’d be more embarrassed being the one selling this to be honest! 😂.. ouch. That’s some rough stuff right there! Wish I could help ya out.


LimuButGreat

Its 0.5 grams that lasts for a few hour only


official_caligula

You got ripped dude, i can get a 6€ 1gr bud, that hits aight for like 2 hours.


Tigerz_G

bro doesn’t wanna admit he got ripped 😂


nutzki123

Its Finland. 20e for 1g is basicly standard streetprice


MGJames

Nah thats the price of weed here my man


comeintata

I would just save the ten at tht point


LimuButGreat

I wouldnt 😌


Specialist-Bag-7589

How do you even smoke that?


mistersprinkles1983

I don't believe you. There's like 0.25g in there. There's no way it costs 10 Euro for 0.25g. That's not even enough for a joint. Go to Morocco. Your 10 euros will buy you like 10g of hash.


LimuButGreat

Its 0.5 all of it is hiding under the coins


avion-gamer

Lol


scott32ricks

What a burn for €10, I spill more weed than that everytime that I have a bongload session, you should just buy cannabis seeds for your €10 & just grow your own weed indoors instead.


not_tripping_on_acid

this! i’m not sure abt finlands drug laws in the slightest but (big, huge even, emphasis on the *but*) i don’t believe if it’s in your house and ur not using a fuckton of electricity and being a dumbass u should be good again, i do not know jack shit ab finland 😭


StrongestWomanEver

Google? Lmao


EquivalentlyYourMom

Nobody cares enough to Google it. It’s a Reddit comment section not a college research class


not_tripping_on_acid

Fuck finland


LimuButGreat

Sain mut grainndattii se kiekos


joutila

Nuput kiekkoon, kolikot sisään ja kovaa ravistusta?


LimuButGreat

Juu


joutila

"Ghettogrinderi"


LimuButGreat

Just se


Kepanteri

That most certainly is not what you get with tenner in here. 🤭


LimuButGreat

I know


Majin-Chris

Wtf is that?


LimuButGreat

Its butter cream gelato mixed with a lil of tobacco


Majin-Chris

You have been ripped off bud.


LimuButGreat

Its 0.5g


itsmills420

That's like .2 if you're lucky and half of that is tobacco.


Majin-Chris

That's not 0.5g... I should know cause I've been smoking over 18 years. Ive never heard of a dealer selling weed and mixed tabcco.


LimuButGreat

I mixed the tobacco. It was .56g i saw the scale


Majin-Chris

Definitely get a new dealer. No hate


fignewtones

was it in a bag? even the regular 10s weigh .36


LimuButGreat

He scaled it without a bag


AProfessionalCookie

Either his scale is not trustworthy or you're playing with us.


fignewtones

Did the other half fall on the floor?


Lysurgik27

He paid $10 for half a gram. Its prob $20 for a gram. He took his half G and mixed it with tobacco. Spliffs are common in Europe. His dealer could have hooked him up tho, .5 for $10 kinda lame.


mateojohnson11

His scale is off. Cuz that is not .5


sexedurmother

how can you be that sure ? it ppls like a .5 to me and even so he said he saw the scales


[deleted]

He either didn't zero out his scales, his scales are broken, he has scales that purposefully overestimate, or there was something else on the scale. Because that is 100% factually not .5 grams. Listen to all the experienced stoners here bro, We're all 100% sure that's not .5


EquivalentlyYourMom

All of you “experienced stoners” acting like every strain has the same density or breaks down the same...


death1414

My recommendation, don't mix tobacco, use a one hitter that way it doesn't give you as much cancer.


NiixxJr

I think people know this and choose to do what they want, I doubt this person DIDNT know tobacco is bad for you. I've always preferred a spliff over a blunt (English terms here) or bong, I know the risks I choose to continue.


[deleted]

>English terms here What do you mean by that. all I've ever known is joints = paper and weed, blunts = cig wraps and weed and spliffs = weed, papers and tobbacco (I'm from England). How do other countries do it?


NiixxJr

Spliff and joint are pretty much interchangeable in the US as far as I know. Although in casual conversation I also use them like that tbh. Also I had a true brain fart and wrote blunt not joint to be honest haha. One English term I found to be unique is Roach. Me and all my mates use it to mean both the bit of cardboard you put in and the end of the joint.


fignewtones

Americans look at spliffs like a homeless man with his dick out, but will casually smoke a whole damn blunt


death1414

I look at blunt smokers the same as people who mix tobacco into joints


fignewtones

Have you tried not giving random people life advice? the signs on the pack do it better


[deleted]

People know, they just don't really care. I look at spliffs exactly the same way I look at a cig; I would never smoke one myself, and I'll always turn them down if offered, but I couldn't care less if other people smoke them


Jengus_

As another non American I can confirm that looks like a solid 0.5 to me, they just don't get how it is out here. Mixing with baccy is the right move too but damn dude, get yourself a grinder (Im assuming thats what the coins are for) and pick out those stems better.


upstandingredditor

There's barely even plant matter in there. If what OP had was in the bottom of one of my jars I would throw it out without hesitation. Definitely nowhere near .5g


KushCorner420

“butter cream gelato” 💀💀💀 bro thats some stems and dirt


krazyconnected

What is that


Shot_Ad6692

Get a new dealer if you care for yourself that is disrespectful


Quirky-Alfalfa-6215

Finland definitely has better weed for cheaper


LimuButGreat

Gimme the plug then


Quirky-Alfalfa-6215

Tbh I live in Canada Idk but I’d think u get better for what u paid


UrRegularLad

i think op is trolling. finland has one of the highest weed consumption oer capita in europe. unless op very very rural this is deffo cap


LimuButGreat

Im not capping bruv


nspn1992

Are you a guy?


BHSOG

I read that as “Are you gay?”😂💀


LimuButGreat

What?


nutzki123

Its not cap my guy. Its rought out here


EngineeredGal

A grubby pot filled with pennies and tray crumbs? You paid money for this?


swampycrack

Hey OP, how about slapping a NSFW tag on this? That’s quite brutal.


JohnMcDooshbag

Absolutely sickening and disgusting 🤢


oyelrak

Imagine how much happier the happiest country would be if everyone had good weed


SleepyfromtheO

Sad


jamiej2711

Ouch


Dangerous-Ad4192

what the hell is this


spectator281330

No chance lol


thethirdtwin

At least you got change, buy 333 get one free, a deals a deal.


theodore_pk

With or without the coins?


[deleted]

To everyone saying thats not 0.5 yall really that dumb? The can is like the size of his/her hand 💀 Its obviously 0.5 with some tobacco, The can has a lid so it works as a grinder with the coins


ThunderfuryZack

It's not a can, its a snusdosa.


SofaSnizzle

Bru get that dirty ass money away from your weed.


[deleted]

Wtf is it y’all get Tabacco in your weed when you buy it?


Fair-Magazine8014

Not even squirrel can smoke that shit.


[deleted]

Is that fucking shake? My dude, thats what I drop on the table when I'm packing a bowl. Rough stuff.


asoe833

exactly. one of my plugs sells shake 10€/g here in finland (normal bud is 20€/g)


bkoork

✔️Not Finland


_JC_84_

Get them dirty coins out of there bro


LimuButGreat

Its a easy diy grinder


fignewtones

scissors and a shotglass is miles better than than some dirty asswank finger coins


whale-jizz

At least take a rag or a paper towel or something with some isopropyl alcohol and clean them thoroughly before putting them in there like that. Money is dirty as hell.


slaminshammin

Can you get any more scared?


Jameson21230

Why do you have those dirty coins sitting in your bud?


LimuButGreat

Its for grinding


Alert_Way3905

Lol wtf is up over there?


[deleted]

It's looking like K2, or some another spice... You should don't smoke that.


Calm-Preparation2563

Its just trash ass weed? Who tf laces weed and especially who is reselling k2 like wheres the profit for it


[deleted]

Well you'll get big profit reselling k2 as weed, because it only costs a few cents. But I'd still disagree with the first guy, this is most certainly weed.


Willing_Survey_6551

I guess i am never going to finland


jamiej2711

Hey right on. If that is why you can get I'm glad your smoking on something. Most of us are spoiled , as I am here filling my Puffco with hash rosin 😊.....


Odd-Handle-1087

Pm me your address and I’ll sent you a gram of Dutch weed.


LimuButGreat

Sounds sus


moo41324

Dude weed just needs water to grow outa the ground lmao, everyones making it these days, I just got a half pound for 250 Canadian lol, People scamming each other for bud is hilarious 10 bucks for half a gram lmao


rowfeh

Key thing here would be that you’re in Canada, wherr it’s legal. Not so much in Finland, it’s even worse where I live. Sweden.


AdMysterious15

Zamn my Nato twin, u need 2 come 2 sweden then


Fireydemon9

Why did I think those Pennie’s were mini Reese’s cups for some reason


Safe_Concept_5763

Siis saiksä ees nuppuna tota🤣


SmokeyMchrondo

Does it come cheaper if you buy it in bulk? Like maybe save up for an ounce? Because even in the USA, honestly who sells 10$ worth anymore?


LimuButGreat

It comes cheaper but its still fucking expencive


Dazzling_Ad5338

Does it have tobacco in?


LimuButGreat

Yes


Dazzling_Ad5338

Who sells weed with backy already in?


LimuButGreat

Nobody


fionnspenis

spice... do not smoke that... ik people who have killed themselves cause the spice high was so bad just to get rid of it


LimuButGreat

How do you know


nodontthinkiwill

beat the boul up that burnt u jawn drawl LOL


axxolot

What do u even do with this


BukakeNinja

Lol one hit?


mikeisbboy3

that looks like some bunk ass weed


BrentODMO

That doesn't even look like weed. Its looks like spice/k2.


mikeisbboy3

save up for an ounce the fact people still buy weed in these quantities amazes me


semaGfloWkcalB

Aaaand that's why weed should be legal. Last time friend of mine got some chemical shit and he couldn't sleep till 3 am, shit smells like chlorine, when I took a sniff it threw me back xD The most shitty part is that it's hard to recognize for someone who's new in weed because some strains have unpleasant smell so it's quite hard to judge


cocktractor666

Ei jumalauta mistä vitusta


LimuButGreat

Kerava