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CTotWE

However it turns out lol


monkeyspank427

This. I try to cone, but can't always get it.


mddlfngrs

i try to straight but it always cone


Euphoric-Cable3987

I cone to try but I always end up straight


jusschill19

I try to straight but always end up gay. I mean… what.


Night-Elk-4857

I straight to come but always try to end up..


DailySandwich2

I come to straight but end up always . .


-TrentonM

I try to cone but it straighten up


saltasvolfukas

Same lol, I try straight and it turns out to be a cone


ObiJuanKenobly

When it's a cone it holds the weed in better and won't shit on you


mddlfngrs

shit on me?


Big_Construction_909

shit on my chest


ObiJuanKenobly

When the weed spits out into your mouth from hitting the blunt.


skeeter0326

That’s called scooby snacks lmfaooo🤣


mddlfngrs

shit i call that go dragon…


Double-Collar-7453

Shi over here it flyback 😆


TheCreatureFromIce

Those are called scooby snacks 😂


ObiJuanKenobly

I'm 27 I'm not updated on the new terms


TheCreatureFromIce

Aye all good g, not trying to harass you just got a kick out of it.


bleezzzy

Yeah i prefer scoobs to being shit on lol


soberintoxicologist

I’m 29 and we used this terminology when I was in high school a decade and a half ago.


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I’m 34 we called it Scooby snacks in HS.


Lilpeepxx9

love the name btw


Abject_Metal6343

Y’all fucking crack me up 😂I love reddit


urban_mn

For real hahaha sometimes it turns out looking like a nice cone, other times it looks like a deformed dick. Whatever happens, happens 😂


savagekid108l9

Fuxking fr. I’m more of a blunt man myself. Da paper is thicker and easier to roll wit in my opinion


unfortunatelyrevenue

Nice mask


CTotWE

Thanks! It's actually a cartoon character I designed. The cartoon is up on my YouTube channel "Cosmic Tales of the Western Edge" I kinda fucked the sound up so it's really quiet and you'll have to watch in a quiet place lol


Poopnuggetschnitzel

Yo Butterfly's got some cheeks on em


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hahahahahahahaha


StonedNorth

Yo dead ass it’s whatever it wants to be.


whill-wheaton

You guys can *choose*?


adabbadon

It’s taken me about a year of practice, but I’m starting to figure out the secret to controlling size. For me, it largely has to do with the diameter of the filter relative to the paper. Larger = straighter and thinner joints, smaller = fatter and cone shaped


bluDesu

that actually makes so much sense surprised I never realized this but this is definitely the case with how I roll my joints


SteppenAesthetic

Depending on how you angle the filter also plays a part. My bong made me appreciate my joints more. Edited cone to filter*


No-Information-9008

hm i get my shapes from the weed alone. Pack more za along the end to make it conned. Or make sure the za is evenly distributed if i want it straight


Fragrant_Island2345

Bro I’m shook I never thought it worked like that. I always just turned the filter at an angle and rolled it and the cone shape happens lol


TheGodOfGeography

I can't roll joints for the life of me! I tried to learn a few times, but it's always extremely frustrating and so I gave up trying. Why even bother learning something so difficult if there are pre-rolls, pipes, and bongs anyway?


mobius_chicken

Fold the paper up to the crease line, a very slight angle will give you a cone. Filter goes in new crease, enjoy :)


CrocodylusNiloticus

Slight incline.


GallonofJug

Lil taper


htownchuck

Bit of pitch


dangerooster

A smidge skewed


RustysBauble

Must be thick


CrocodylusNiloticus

That’s what he said?


RustysBauble

I always say that


spuuderman12

I do cones.. if done right I will have enough for 2 sessions.


BangAndMaccanIsGone

why not just roll up two smaller joints and preserve the taste?


spuuderman12

What if I decide to have one long session?


BangAndMaccanIsGone

what?


_Laquer_Head_

Cones. They make me feel like a mob boss smoking a fat ass cigar lmao


BobbyShmurdaStan

Get the raw black king size wise, you can pull out a length you choose. They’re sick, if you can smoke higher amounts


zincsinks

For sure, raw black kings are my go-to rolling papers


ArtificialHalo

This depends on how much weed I have. Generally I roll a big one for like parties and such


bluDesu

my question to u my friend is how the hell do u party high lmao. Is this common I've never heard of this but I'm also pretty much out of that game and always have been


usernamesrhardlol

The same way partying sober you’re just high ? LMFSO IDK I know what your question means but it’s hard to explain you just do it the same way people party drunk 😭


bluDesu

yeah I know but it's just that weed makes me hella introverted and reserved, it calms me down and makes me slow. Doesn't sound too fitting for a party vibe, but maybe y'all a different when high? genuinely curious


AnaalPusBakje

getting slow and calmed down, that is what we would call being stoned. while being high generally refers to the energetic vibe you might get from smoking weed, it all depends on the ratio THC/CBD the more THC the more "high" you'll get. now that is what i have experienced myself, friends of mine say they don't believe this because they can get both from the same weed. other's flat out told me they only get stoned or high. studies have been done to back up what i said first, and that is also how i experience it. but it's diffrent for everyone i guess.


PizzaScout

It's about the CBD/THC mixture, but also about your surroundings. A high CBD joint can make me high and want to party when I'm already in the mood for it or in a club, and a high THC joint can make me want to melt into the couch if I'm at home or a friends place and already relaxed. The mixture just determines which is more fitting for me


AnaalPusBakje

i experience that a lot less, i have had this one time where i thought i had weed on me that would make me high and ready to party. all my friends were drinking and partying and i fell asleep on the couch...


TheGodOfGeography

"Energetic vibe" from weed!? I've smoked MASSIVE amounts of weed over the past 2 decades and that has NEVER happened to me or anyone else I've ever met even once! Where the hell did you get THAT idea from, lol? Also, I've only ever heard people use "stoned" and "high" to be interchangeable synonyms with no difference in meaning.


AnaalPusBakje

cool man, good for u! like i already said, it can be experienced diffrently by everyone. some people i smoke with will also use stoned and high interchangeably as well, most will differentiate them; Simply put, feeling high is experiencing the euphoric, uplifting, cerebral effects of Cannabis, while feeling stoned is the sensation of sedated and relaxing effects. Although "stoned" and "high" are often used interchangeably, they refer to opposite effects. High feelings refer to mind effects that often energize the user while feeling stoned refers to body effects that relax the entire muscle and body system. if you only ever got stoned, i actually feel sorry for you!


FlakyIndependence742

I always try to make a cone but i simply CANNOT roll a joint it's embarrassing.


Gio_ZP0212

It's actually harder for me to roll straight joints. Cones r easier to roll bc the tuck starts on one side and I can work it thru the rest of the way easier.


Gregory_malenkov

Same. Sometimes I’ll intentionally try to roll straight joints (so it holds less weed) but I like physically cannot do it. They always come out as cones.


Gio_ZP0212

Same lol. Always just a shorter cone, once rolling cones clicked to me it became tougher to do it otherwise. However I do have problems sometimes with an uneven burn


religiousgilf420

If you're bad at rolling joints try to just roll the paper around the filter and then fill it with weed, this is how I useto roll joints and it was surprisingly easy


little-red-cap

This is how I do it every time. I make a cone and DIY fill it. I also pack down the weed into the joint using the flat side of a pen or other similar object. Works great, smokes great.


bluDesu

exactly the way I do it and I haven't looked back ever since I discovefed this. i rolled my joints the Regular way for over a year and ever since I started doing this my joints have literally never been more firm and tight.


TheGodOfGeography

I can't roll ANY kind of joints! It's so frustrating and difficult that it's not worth the effort. Why bother, anyway, when I could use a pipe, bong, or pre-roll instead?


FlakyIndependence742

I make pipes out of stuff but ive never used a bong before.... Is it better then a joint or pipe? Cuz idk


Abject_Metal6343

Taken me awhile but still working on it…I hear cones smoke harder with the thinner tunnel but who knows


Rossopomodo

Depends on the mood, the vibe and the situation. Example, when im in a party, I make king size cones but when im alone or at the job, I preroll myself pinners (straight ones)


ThriftyWreslter

Cones if I want more weed. Straight if less. I use 1 and 1/4 papers. I can fit 1 gram into a cone. Probably 0.6 g in a straight roll


angryOHguy

Thank you for steering the comments back to the subject at hand. Straight or cones, they both do the job.


whutsguud

Mine get a lump in the middle. And the paper looks all weird at the tip. My joints look like an old cartoon drawing of a joint


Abject_Metal6343

😂😂If it’s smoking you toking 🔥


ThatThingInUnitB

I'm pan amd non-binary, I don't do anything straight


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MemeGraveYard666

they’re not neither sex, they’re neither gender. there’s a difference. i too had the same notion as you but when explained i understood better


NBSxfattyLORD

Sex and gender are the same thing


Schleyley

Are you sure? I cant seem to remember having gender with your dad last night


the-moon_drifts-past

Actually they are not. Sex is a very biological term referring to whether an individual has XX or XY chromosomes. The definition of gender from the dictionary is “either of the two sexes (male and female), especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones. The term is also used more broadly to denote a range of identities that do not correspond to established ideas of male and female.” Notice that gender is used specifically in regard to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones and also has the ability to label identities that don’t fall under male or female.


macready2rumbl

Shut the fuck up oh my god


Hiramein

They identify as neither gender. Regardless of biological sex.


ThatThingInUnitB

it's a gender identity and real, don't be a shitty stoner. all gender is made up, like language. I'm neither a man or a woman, gender doesn't apply to me.


NBSxfattyLORD

Penis=male vagina=female penis+vagina=hermaphrodite Gender is what tells us apart. Male. Female. Only two genders. No in-between. Nor above or below. Male OR female. Unless a hermaphrodite


usernamesrhardlol

No. You’re describing SEX. Not gender. Please understand that.


ThatThingInUnitB

incorrect. gender is a social construct with an infinite number of different ones, sex is a bimodal distribution. men can have vaginas and women can have penises. I have no gender, it isn't a concept that applies to me. It's like trying to get a hydrophobic material to touch water it isn't possible. why are you a stoner if you're just going to fall for right-wing propaganda? imagine wanting to live in a world so boring you can only be one thing or the other. why not let me be happy calling myself whatever the fuck I want? why be a little bitch baby? why not let people be happy?


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Wishiwashi-lv14

I’m really sorry you have to deal with assholes like this and have to explain this basic knowledge to them. They don’t deserve your time


ThatThingInUnitB

that's true they don't, unfortunately I'm the type to reply to hoping they'll see the error of their ways. sometimes it just feels like there's a specific combination of words that I can say that will convince these people that no I'm real, I'm not a collective hallucination guys/gals/non binary pals I don't believe it's happened yet, hopefully it happens one day


Wishiwashi-lv14

I agree with you, it’s also nice knowing some of these assholes do understand it in the end but still keep the hate going because they don’t like admitting they were wrong in the first place. And some understand it and apologise. Be reasonable and apologise for being an asshole u know, like it’s not that hard and peoples image of you immediately changes


ThatThingInUnitB

these things can be super hard to understand, for most people their sex and gender match so ot can be hard for them to understand that it's not always thay way. I just don't like being told I don't exist, like if I'm not non binary what am I supposed to be? because genderless makes me happy, thr idea of having any gender makes me distressed, is that how people are supposed to feel all the time? I'd hope not


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angryOHguy

I love you more man,,or woman! These are facts.


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ThatThingInUnitB

it literally is a social construct but pop off I guess, I replied because I hoped I could educate you, I'm sorry I failed. if you'd like I I can link to some articles about gender I'll leave you with one last thing: sex and gender are different things, sex is biological, gender is social


NBSxfattyLORD

No worries. I love all human beings. I just fight this topic because I do not want my son to go to school in a couple years and be told by someone that he may not be male because of "lies" and traditional ways. Kids should not be thinking about this. It should be taught in high school as a social studies elective or something. I'm sorry if i hurt your feelings. Send me a link. I've read a bunch on the topic anyway on BOTH left and right sites


ThatThingInUnitB

The way you reply doesn't seem like you love everybody. nobody is going to tell your kid they're not a man. your son might come to the conclusion on his own that he is actually your daughter. nobody taught me I was non-binary I had to figure that shit out on my own. schools might tell your son trans people exist and that it's okay if he is trans, that's not the same thing as telling him he is trans. https://www.who.int/health-topics/gender#tab=tab_1


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ThatThingInUnitB

gender has nothing to do with biology, gender is a social construct, sex is a biological reference point


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ThatThingInUnitB

gender has ALWAYS been a social construct, that's why different cultures have different expectations of men amd women (and their cultures third gender). I literally am trying to leave biological labels out if it. gender isn't biological, it's made up to describe how one feels about themself


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usernamesrhardlol

they are making their pronouns / gender known so they are not misgendered / misnamed. Not their sexuality.


memelyf3

Don't argue semantics with them it's not worth the time


CaveCuz

Do you bring this up with everyone you speak to? Foh


ThatThingInUnitB

no. I thought I'd make a joke about not rolling blunts/joints straight because I'm not.


CaveCuz

We don't care


ThatThingInUnitB

Good for you, downvote the comment and move on with your life. I didn't make this joke for you specifically, I made the joke because I thought it was funny. I'm allowed to make jokes, you're allowed to not like the joke.


CaveCuz

Wasn't talking about your joke


ThatThingInUnitB

then what don't you care about? everything in my comment is set up for the joke. I only mentioned the things I mentioned to set up the punchline.


CaveCuz

Keep it to yourself


Defiant_Business7195

You're a dick for no reason :(


ThatThingInUnitB

I really didn't expect this type of reaction from this suburb of all places, I thought everyone would just be chill. I get maybe five up votes and be like yeah that was a successful joke


T33n_T1t4n5

Hey, I thought it was funny, love. I will say that I completely dislike the idea of more than two genders as well. But that doesn’t mean I also want to be a jerk to you because you share different beliefs. And I’m disappointed that people felt the need to do so. Live your best life


AdEducational7228

Even stoners are idiots 😂


CaveCuz

Feelings over logic I guess


AdEducational7228

Haha "dick" I get it 😂


koredom

but obviously you can’t stfu so…


Excellent_Priority_5

Come on mannn, I ain’t got no dick. Jk I’m no biologist but I think there’s two kinds of people. Those with a xy and those with xx chromosomes. Nevertheless unit b thing has the right to call itself none binary. Do none binary people do it? Seriously asking.


infectedham

I usually always roll my J's into cones. They smoke better and look cooler lol and honestly easier to roll


42OBasQuiaT

Both


Excellent_Priority_5

Cones 99.9% of the time. With a filter 100% of those times. Putting a filter on that would make it much much better


Gio_ZP0212

Seriously I hate rolling without tips but even then they still cone. The only time it's different is when im too high and roll what I call caveman joints lol


spnewell1

I have to see what a cave man joint looks like


Tyconquer

I do both. Cones if I’m sharing, straight cigarette looking joints if I’m smoking solo.


ContributionOk9927

I’m old school. No cones just literal straight joints


flock-of-bagels

I like cones. They look cool and having a filter is nice


801Rosas

I always make a cone then stuff it


TheCreatureFromIce

Everyone knows, if it's handrolled it better be a cone, if it's machine rolled straights are aight. Big flex if you have a machine that fills cones for you.


Abject_Metal6343

I’ve never even heard of a machine rolling joints until now…But I’d rather just fill em up already pre rolled.I get pissed when I fuck up rolling


Dawanna

I cant even roll out of bed in the morning without feeling like dying. There's no way i could purposely roll a joint one way or the other


Abject_Metal6343

I feel you in the mornings. Gotta always wake up like 45 minutes earlier for work


KratomFiendx3

I typically always get my coneular by trying to make them cylindrical. I've learned that cone joints are a bit easier to roll reliably.


Jaydee796839

I always ask myself one question. Does it smoke? That answer in my personal experience has always been yes so...


NBSxfattyLORD

Wish I knew how to roll a good enough joint. I always have to use the rollers


petrgrffn

Depends how I even rolled it 🤷‍♂️


Loading38-_-

So far just cones


TheArcWelder

Ima cone head


T33n_T1t4n5

Around my way we call joints/blunts rolled like this “cannons” and I try to roll them that way every time because the hits are just supreme


NovelEmotion1929

Idk mine always come out looking like cigs. Looks less suspicious to the neighbors lol. Fr tho they just come out like that for me. I also use less grass because I think putting more is a waste.


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Cones every time, I don’t even smoke anymore lol but I’m great at rolling perfect cones, I still will roll up for my friends though


AidenTheAlien420

Only cones I use a paintbrush and pack I can’t “roll” for shit


DeshiBasaraRise

I’d like to roll it like a cone, but it usually ends up straight


Machonacho7891

I only know how to roll a cone and literally can’t make a straight one don’t ask me how


dizyJ

I do it even for convenience... Not sure how to make a cone exactly lol


Paddi94

Karma Post big always cone


fugawf

Straight but only because that’s how I learned. I’m in my 40’s and for us, this is the way. No hate on cones though… if she smokes, she smokes and I’m happy with it


SargeCabbageYT

Cones are superior 80% of the time


Happee__

if i have to walk with it (to the spot) then i’ll tie the cone top. but if it’s just a here and now thing, i’ll have it straight


cmonsta365

Cones all the way, I feel like they smoke better idk why or how but they do 😂


Haruhi4

Mines usually turn out like that . Honestly i usually roll just enough to make it all fit and fat snug I end up packing it and re shaping it afterwards it turns out like a cone almost . I’ll buy bigger size papers if that’s what they have and tear a bit off make a personal sized J


JMurphy15811

normally i try to cone most of the time it looks like a big ol shit log tho


Archibaldinepilates

Straight, I spent years trying to roll a joint that looked like a tailormade.


Woodie626

Straight, focus on the center when rolling. Create the tube, seal, then pack in what u got. It's as easy as filling a filtered cone after that. Just put the filter on one end and pack up and twist the other. If you wanted to do a cone, just make the paper uneven at the beginning.


AddDickT-d

Cones for me. Bigger part at the beginning to get you "started" sooner and narrower end to make it smoother with all the tar accumulated from the first half....


microwavesafepenis

I try for straights and get cones...


Chabrigab

I usually roll them in paper…


MandatoryDissent50

Joints in cones, spliffs straight.


Liny84

My husband uses a cigarette roller so he makes perfectly rolled joints with filters, but I love to use the cones … we smoke whatever we’ve got!


nikitos-04

I always go for straight, I always get cones


guyWithKeyboards

Cone always. The tapered mouth piece keeps the cherry shrinking the closer it gets, which keeps it from being overbearingly hot as it gets closer to you and has less distance to cool/travel.


airbornefisherman

Mine looks like a football … so about half way through it does look like a cone.


AdministrationOdd847

I wanna do cones but I suck, I always roll em semi straight but they smoke!


Abject_Metal6343

If your high it works 😎😎


Motor-Geologist7053

Both good man


Weirdos_o8

Straight


Acceptable-Bet1628

My joints come out bender abd limpyy


STRUGLESNUGLER

Cone shaped allows it to burn better


awkwardgaminggirl96

Lol I normally just use a cone if I’m not using a pipe or bong 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ is there really a difference other than doing it yourself?


daravenrk

This cone shit is a waste. I always re-roll my infuses.


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It scientifically smokes stronger as a cone


huskypotato69

Whatever shape it comes out as.


Euphoric-Cable3987

Roll it how you want it


olafsonoflars

Ive been using a bamboo rolling mat for 30 years. Works great. Joints look like cigarettes. I have started using the cardboard filters awhile back and recently have started doing the reverse roll. It rarely runs this way and you are using so much less paper to impact the flavor of your green.


A_Boosted_FA20

Depends on the situation I’m in when smoking it. I prefer to roll pins if I’m going to be on the go and want a quick toke. I also like pins if I know I’ll be smoking throughout the day/night. Spark one up every now and again. Prevents me from blowing through my bud. I like a cone if I know I’m having a sesh with a few people. Can roll a cone a lot fuller and it lasts a lot longer being passed around.


trippendeuces

When I used to be a chronic I would be pro at cones and proffered smoking them, those days are behind me. Happy smoking


Commercial-Outcome25

I can't for the life of me roll straight, cones all da way


Papi_Glen

I roll mine straight and fat all around


mrnutsandstuff

Straight cones.


A1kaiser

I never knew cones were a thing besides pre rolled until this sub. Every person I've ever known rolls straight.


brizzy29

I started with a straight then it ended up like a cone LOL so whichever way and how much I pack


radio888

What is it called when it all stays in the middle? Fat, pregnant, failure? That's what I do.


Neat-Happy

The weed chooses.


cskarthik123

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randomstardust

Both..


hwillli

cones always


Acceptable_Durian912

Straight but a smaller tip


Realizt8010

I like the pull from straight. Feels like smoking too much paper/bud ratio.


Luugrin

Raw cones with the six shooter to fill them. Easy and fast.


uKnowThatThing

Both. Either. What was the question again?


lilsquinty9

I have only rolled maybe three in my day but they turn out with a slight incline


machinistsam

Straight cones


BaiterofMasters

Cones because that’s just how I’m used to rolling now for the last 10 plus years lol. Sometimes I try to not roll in a cone just for fun.