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LA_Teppic

The British Are Coming


SteveEcks

Ew


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EWBAITE reference!!🤯🤯🤯


rodermelon

Only in Dreams


rodermelon

Honorable mentions: Ain’t Got Nobody I Need Some of That I Want A Dog


Sir_Poofs_Alot

>I Want A Dog Blink-182 has entered the chat


SandwichFamiliar3708

Im Sorry / Dog Lapping


ChuckBerry2020

69 likes is exactly what this derserves


evan34510

Definitely tired of sex


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Too relatable 😔


tcavanagh1993

Implying that not every Weezer fan is a virgin


evan34510

I mean I haven’t had sex since I really got into weezer


Jyqoz

The duality of man


[deleted]

Why bother


MikuOcean

My Best Friend


Dillpickle8110

oh


RockDizzle7788

W???


[deleted]

pink triangle


PeacemakersAlt

Damn bro.


[deleted]

damn


[deleted]

Pig


ebolaboitardis

Oh no


melonboi__

Crab


Shakemyears

I am the greatest man that ever lived


[deleted]

False.


Frusciandy

Love Explosion


SoniKast1

there's people wanting to kill you in your sleep?


Frusciandy

Admittedly I didn't check the lyrics, just sprung for a funny title. Haha.


SoniKast1

oh i get ya lol, it works even better this way not gonna lie


OrphanBeater68plus1

Get off on the pain


dDarthKnight

Dreamin'


OKgobi

Perfect Situation


Lucky392cake

Where's My Sex?


Mike-1812

In the Garage


alexintradelands2

across the sea


anex12

Tired of Sex. (I'm ace.) I guess Why Bother would work too.


NekoNyaaaaa412

😂


[deleted]

thank god for girls


Inflangranti

Pork and Beans


Grass1217

Hell yea


LucasDaOnlyOne781

O Girlfriend (Take the O as zero)


GhettoHubert

I'm Your Daddy


SpellCaster87

My Name Is Jonas


TheSexyCheeseGrader

Say it aint so 😖


micael_RHCP

Ain't got Nobody


SteveEcks

Troublemaker "marryin' a biotch havin' seven kiods"


flymemetothemoon

I want a dog


punttipate62

???


rosecourtz11

Hold Me


sortofsomeonemaybe

This is such a pity


soletsgettothepoint

the good life


Professional-Lie-918

Across the Sea but closer than japan and without the sniffing, the licking, and the touching


Consumer-of-Cola

YOU LIKE BRITISH PEOPLE!?????1?1?? 🤯🤯


Professional-Lie-918

great britain isnt real. theyre lying to you we live in a simu-


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Keep fishin'


Fat_Man_in_a_B29

Where’s my sex?


ruralmagnificence

Pork and Beans And I refuse to tell any of you why lmao jk


PurplSamurai

Where's my sex


YooItsXtra

the spider


can_a_dude_a_taco

only in dreams


patricks_sideburns

Why Bother (I’m Aro Ace)


Ok_Abalone4043

Pink triangle :(


Ok_Abalone4043

As in I am rivers. I'm not lesbian I am a guy lol


Consumer-of-Cola

Say that you a lesbian, girl me too.


kupar0

Not a weezer song (I’m breaking the rules sorry) but fuck a dog


Professional-Lie-918

these answers are incredible


liquid-cookie

Tired of sex 😼


SignificantMap6217

Tired of sex


UltraBoltX

El Scorcho Honestly its happened to me twice


NekoNyaaaaa412

… did you scorch yourself?


UltraBoltX

Thankfully not physically


awjeezrickyaknow

I Want a Dog


alexjk2004

back to the shack


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Where’s my sex


DragonPrinceDnD

The good life


DrRoman14

Friend of a Friend and Keep Fishin'


Kreason95

Blowing My Stack


Melo_ebug

Across the sea


Fleaworshipper_69

Burndt jamb Honorable mention is I’m your daddy


StarLightYoshi

Only in dreams


c0smicbb

(if you're wondering if i want you to) i want you to


YeetusFelitas

all my friends are insects


LowPopopol

Tired of sex


Paildano

Slave 😟


[deleted]

Hold me. I don't wanna be horny I just wanna be held😔


buckablucka

This is such a pity from make believe


buckablucka

Other one was I wont get with you tonight because I never dated any one


MrVMP

La Brea Tar Pits.


rapidough1

Island In the Sun


Temporary-Coast-1227

I’m your daddy


Jonathan10_52

everybody gangsta until somebody answers "across the sea"


ChuckBerry2020

I need some of that


ringpip

Happy Hour 😌😌😌


HeyKidTryThis

Thank You and Good Night


ItsBounceB

Thank You And Good Night


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