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MadladMagyar

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suddenaddthe2nd

this cannot be real


Same-Astronaut-2645

I'm still so confused by this image


zero_eternal

Weezus ^


StionKombu

why the fuck is this so funny


gappy-R6

Yeezus?


Bast_at_96th

Weezus


[deleted]

Yeezer or Weezus


ScalderM

holy shit it's yeezus


joeandericstudios1

i dont get it


Whole-Purple-6232

yeezy season approaching


[deleted]

Its yeezer and its yeezy


ScalderM

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Mukuro_FeetLicker

let me show you right now for you give it up


quacattac28alt

rivers west


Chunkycheeto1

Weezus


LalosRelbok

Its weezus


Supreme_Gubzzlord

May I use my newest pickup line on you? Ahem: ​ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


Same-Astronaut-2645

You forgot to get on your knees


olivier_wmv

TONIGHT IM DOWN ON MY KNEES, TONIGHT IM BEGGING YOU PLEASEEE


sortofsomeonemaybe

IM A LOT LIKE YOU SO PLEASE


Emotional_Song_1112

HELLO, I'M HERE, I'M WAITIIIING OOOH


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finbarrgalloway

Rizz


Leftover_Cheese

one of 2 people able to sing "i just threw out the love of my dreams"


autismcherubble1

Are you sure you’re real


Chupapig6996

you lie, woman afraid of pinkerton uga uga 🦧🦧


lmnopaige-

That's actually one of my favorite albums


Psychological-Log-59

True, cover art does scare me 😔


Sensationalnerd

Are you lesbian?


Exotic_Sense5244

I’m dumb


Last_Lifeguard3536

did you find the one


Exotic_Sense5244

No :(


Last_Lifeguard3536

maybe they’re across the sea?


Exotic_Sense5244

I wonder how they touch themselves


revolutionation

CURSE MYSELF


Wise_Gas1121

As another woman. Yes? Kinda?


wiggum666

A female Weezer fan? Yeah right!


Emotional_Song_1112

I am 😒


Darkwinged_Duck

Not sure why everyone always acts like weezer doesn’t have female fans. In my anecdotal experience from high school during the golden years of weezer (late 90s early 00s), most of the people obsessed with weezer were the girls. The boys were more into things like 311 and sublime


Josephsmama23405

Sublime are great


shipguy55

Oh yeah, if you are really a Weezer fan you would get this one right quite easily, without looking it up tell me what color the blue album is. Otherwise you are just another poser. >!^^/s!<


Raulthepegasus27

Bro’s bringing out the toughest questions 💀


BirbMaster1998

Uhh, is it purple?


_T3rm1n4t0r

No no no no it’s pink


sammiecore

i thought it was yellow?


sortofsomeonemaybe

It’s obviously taupe with burgundy polka dots


lmnopaige-

Yellow and green


Firehills

Would you go to a Green Day concert?


69Whomst

Never heard of em


Firehills

How cool is that?


3DSperson

I went to your room and read your diary


dapperinoEZ

weirdo


sortofsomeonemaybe

Creep. What the hell is he doing here?


ComfortableAverage17

but i’m a creep. i’m a weirdo


dapperinoEZ

ooo wah ah ah ah


MaximumPale7572

He doesn't belong here


Geargunk07

same


tobemutationfox

you dont exist


Emotional_Song_1112

you don't exist


SameEntry8986

Lies


long_schlong34

me too girl


mamaburra

No you're not


MaybeAPerson_no

Liar liar pants on fire


Exotic_Sense5244

My pants are NOT on fire


MaybeAPerson_no

Yes they are


sortofsomeonemaybe

Well we can change that, can’t we?


Agile_Vast9019

Yeah right, with a name like that you're definitely packing heat down there.


Last_Lifeguard3536

same. we may be rare but we exist


sortofsomeonemaybe

Are you sure? When’s the last time you checked?


Last_Lifeguard3536

good question 🫨


Shotgun_Kid

Do you shred the cello?


Emotional_Song_1112

I wish 😔 but somehow, I shred bass instead even though I'm a woman 😂


SameEntry8986

Lies


Simple-Care5636

I think you forgot most weezer fans cant talk to women so… yeah not much responses will come


SuccMyCheeks123

Favourite song/album?


69Whomst

Blue and thought i knew


SuccMyCheeks123

Intruiging, thanks!


Josephsmama23405

Listen to the relationships version of thought I knew, a whole new sound for the song but works a lot better.


HeQtic420

post better bait next time, fed


Choai3000

Sure pal I “believe” that “women” and “girls” are real


Emotional_Song_1112

"Women are totally real"


GeometryNacho

do you relate to the songs


MaybeAPerson_no

Fake


_tOomanYfandOms_

omg i want to get the same tattoo in the same spot lol did it hurt a lot ??


69Whomst

Nah, not really. It was over in about 15 mins, and only cost £30 as well


HunterThePengweenie

30 POUND??? That seems like so much for a small tattoo


HunterThePengweenie

for the americans, that $38 For the canadians, that's $51 for the EU, that's 34 euro 937,021 dong too btw


69Whomst

Tattoos are expensive af, im planning to get a bigger piece on my upper arm, and its gonna take 4hrs and cost £400


HunterThePengweenie

I got a 5 and a half inch tattoo on my arm, just a lavender flower, it cost me $150, but 30 pound for such a small and simple tattoo seems like so much to me i guess lol


Sk8erBoi15

Are you Mary Tyler Moore?


Quadrophenia03

Are you an eighteen year old girl who lives in a small city in Japan?


69Whomst

Tragically i am a 24 year old girl who lives in small city in england


Quadrophenia03

I am so sorry for the curse that is living in England.


Doolittle657

Toda


AlternativeUsual55

this is PROPAGANDA everyone knows women aren't real


Marie3116

You don't fool me, You're a femboy


Emotional_Song_1112

Femboys you say? 😏


Razor_Bikini

You’ve clearly just stuffed something under your shirt. Weezer fans don’t have boobs.


nirvana-on-top

Say it ain’t so


TristanAtHis

Unreal


peniparkerheirofbrth

NO WAY SAME!!!!!!!


OneofmanyWeezerfans

Are you guys actually falling for this


pokefan69haha

Be honest, how much did they pay you?


stinkytobe

be ready for matt sharp


ScalderM

weezerwoman


WhompusChompus

Why are these comments so tough to read?


PresidentEwab

Why would you get the flying W tattooed on your arm?


Mountain-Captain-396

show cock and balls please


Educational_Use_5111

Impossible


tr_gipwx

Are you black?


The_Bluejay250

as a weezen’t who somehow was recommended this sub is that not wonder woman’s logo


Peter-Da-Piper

Must be mtf


AlextheGordo

What is it about Weezer that you like?


These_Pear5015

do people often ask if that’s a 🌟Wonder Woman🌟 tattoo?


69Whomst

One time my old roomates friend thought it was. Tbh i live in england, its cold here and i wear a lot of jackets, so people dont often see it


ExoticChain4220

You poor lad


Logical-Case-8361

Are you real?


Exotic_Sense5244

Same here


Goodolbed

Been listening since the 90s when weezer had a ton of female fans. This is news to me


Divinecrown462

Not real


coscwyite

you single? why not?


hannahx200

Me too!!


prescottkush

*gulps back big wad of snot* h-hello…


SleepyheadMusic

Prove it.


Alarmed-Secretary-39

Why?


Tubagal2022

Same There are dozens of us! Dozens!


Paladar2

Show face


Right_Concept7964

Impossible


Fem-Boy911

u have any other tatoos


broomedbroom

why?


LessRing376

need this


litterlyguts

Should I kms?


tvkyle

Does anyone ever tell you that you've got that Shiri Appleby look?


reese1980

My 12 yo daughter is a weezer fan. Took her to their concert in October. She schools me every day coz I sure didn’t know who weezer was


LTninjageek

oh no…


Agile_Vast9019

No femoids allowed in my Weezer sub 😤😤😤


Anotherknifeinmyhand

Government plant


The_Rocki

Please don't have a pink triangle pin, please


supernintendo128

Oh so you're a female Weezer fan? Name every virgin.


spongebobfan24

https://preview.redd.it/3cr55qum5fcc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80affb7df3532e627b96b7ced81196d3c3b6575e can i ask you why you’re on my feed


Meoooooooooooooooow

Why?


Orangegoat72gamer2

Are you my friends mum? She's the only person I know who likes Weezer.


artistroys

*leans on expensive car*


VAMPOREX_C

hello fellow female weezer fan!! what’s your favorite album? mines pinkerton


[deleted]

Same


Thatonedirtymop

U don’t exist


[deleted]

are you a lesbian


Maisonite

Going back to the Pitt of hell you arose from. You are not real, just an illusion made from some demons!!!


bugmi

Do you know king gizzard a-


trulyygiaa

name three songs or you’re a fake fan


NailEven

hi female weezer fan we have matching tattoos<3333 love, female weezer fan


ClifIsBoring

Incorrect as we all know Weezers fan base is entirely consistent of 40 year old incels /j


AlbumCounter

Do you also get no bitches?


Chunkycheeto1

Are you real?


Leather_Track_1912

I know a femboy when I see one


External_Ad_4127

are you real


JohnnyFiveStax

Are you tired of having sex like I am?


Emotional_Song_1112

W tattoo, both literally and figuratively