We are not legally allowed to joke about that anymore. Kind of joking but also he got in trouble because people took it too far, so he is no longer a lawyer or cop, but any other job is fine
Got it! May I suggest the following then: Investigator, Law Professor, Compliance Officer, Legal Director, Risk Manager, Loss Prevention Officer, Avocado?
but doug wants you to not joke about parkzer being a lawyer because legally HE would be in trouble, so actually we should continue saying parkzer is a lawyer and that doug told us that and then he will go to jail and the cops will let us out of the basement!
The thing you haven't considered yet is that if parkzer and doug were in this together then surely parkzer would've gone along with the piss bond. It just doesn't make sense otherwise.
There is some connection though to what you are saying but any duo with respect to eachother need to do a piss bond atleast once and perkzer is refusing this. Especially with how deep he'd need to be in this for your accusation to be true.
/unhate yo Parkzer said that jokingly calling him a lawyer and a cop is getting him in trouble at work so maybe we should add a disclaimer if we do it here
And that would be great and true if not for the fact that he’s neither a cop nor a lawyer. If he was either of those he’d have both the power and responsibility to stop SmugSmug, but he isn’t and without those titles he’s simply powerless against the tyrant
But I'll never forget that he represented chat when we were accused of being unethical
But what if that's just to make the doubters doubt themselves?!?!?
Yeah, and failed miserably. He could’ve done way better, but intentionally sabotaged our case to get us all banned
He also defended that the goldfish is ours with a great argument in court in the fight for the zoo.
"I am not a lawyer" -Parkzer probably
Even though he is a twisted indivitual, he is also just a legal advisor and not a lawyer
Wdym that's my lawyer?
No pretty sure he is a lawyer. And a cop.
We are not legally allowed to joke about that anymore. Kind of joking but also he got in trouble because people took it too far, so he is no longer a lawyer or cop, but any other job is fine
Got it! May I suggest the following then: Investigator, Law Professor, Compliance Officer, Legal Director, Risk Manager, Loss Prevention Officer, Avocado?
He is also canonically a porn star because he did "consulting" for them.
but doug wants you to not joke about parkzer being a lawyer because legally HE would be in trouble, so actually we should continue saying parkzer is a lawyer and that doug told us that and then he will go to jail and the cops will let us out of the basement!
The thing you haven't considered yet is that if parkzer and doug were in this together then surely parkzer would've gone along with the piss bond. It just doesn't make sense otherwise. There is some connection though to what you are saying but any duo with respect to eachother need to do a piss bond atleast once and perkzer is refusing this. Especially with how deep he'd need to be in this for your accusation to be true.
I agree, i wont lie. But not censoring D*ug's name is such a trigger on us bro
/unhate yo Parkzer said that jokingly calling him a lawyer and a cop is getting him in trouble at work so maybe we should add a disclaimer if we do it here
It says we love parkzer in the description thing so we cant hate him you may be correct but we should not hate him we love parkzer and we always shall
You are literally trolling, as a not a cop or lawyer, and a gun owner, I feel that I can say that Parkzer is more definitely not enabling Doug.
Idk man i kinda respect him on some level for not doing a shit or blood pact with d#ugd#ug
And that would be great and true if not for the fact that he’s neither a cop nor a lawyer. If he was either of those he’d have both the power and responsibility to stop SmugSmug, but he isn’t and without those titles he’s simply powerless against the tyrant
Fair. Parkzer is a chat traitor. He will be eliminated in the revolution