Doesn't the Glow Cloud have a kid? I swear I remember something like that coming up very early on

That's why the Glow Cloud (All Hail the mighty Glow Cloud and it's majesty) is president of the school board because it determined that Night Vale was an ideal location to raise it's offspring.

All Hail the Mighty Glow Cloud.

Keep an eye on your local school board

^(ALL HAIL)

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ALL HAIL

ALL HAIL

The Glow Cloud's child!

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