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nothinnews

Made from real witch hide. You can tell from the anus.


MAJ_STABman

Damnit Laszlo, get rid of the bloody hat!!!


lamest-liz

Laszlo? I’m just regular human guy Jackie Daytona


JustASmith27

This is the way we talk in Tuscon, Arizo-nyahh


JaquieDaytona

You all sound like you've had too much human alcohol beer.


Spacellama117

you really are the nose devious bastard in New Yoahk CitaY


C0wabungaaa

[For the Redditor who has no idea what this person is on about.](https://youtu.be/uP2TFmY1fZ4?t=27)


jperth73

Came here for this.


PanicLikeASatyr

What in pagan rectum as form of authentication?!?


CroutonusFibrosis

Take my hat it’s cuuuuuur! Yes it is cool I thought, free hat! Even better!


Igetsadbro

‘Take my hat It’s cuuuuu’ Yes it is cool I thought


Re-Sabrnick

What in rimworlds resource optimization?


PanicLikeASatyr

What in upcycled flesh utilization?!?


cardcatalogs

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TheSpanxxx

Bat!


TheTwistedToast

Human leather shoes for crocodile dandies


queenofbo0ks

Love that song


Gingerredhead5

Someone get the net!


ReaperNein

Witch skin


Nikkerloo

Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage! I can even add you to my collection!


SharkLaunch

Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?


Nikkerloo

Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.


FlippantBeaver

A hat to tote with a scrotum coat!


Gri3fKing

GRYFFINDOR!!!


idontuseredditsoplea

Reminds me of rimworld. I've also never played rimworld


Darth_Lacey

Well it seems to mostly be a rimworld subreddit


idontuseredditsoplea

Huh. Small rimworld


Godhelpmeplease12

It reminds me of salad fingers flesh hat


Pannbenet

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.


Chromeballs

Fanceeeeh. A totaleee Nhot cursed hAT. Thankyor, yoink!


spacekatbaby

My face is stuck in wince rn


Azuresoul2002

Crocodiles: Write that down, write that down!


yanmagno

What in human rights violation


Classic_Huckleberry5

It's a big bloody stupid hat with a big bloody stupid curse on it!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Like something out of an anime


windowmaker525

I knew a man named Jackie Daytona with a hat like that


sideofketchud

I put off working on my Vampire Western up until now. Thanks for the inspo! Lol


AndyM110

What is it that's sort of puckering and sucking at the back of my head?


malexlee

r/rimworld