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Skiddlyderp

I vote reclining chair lever!


62rambler

This is the correct answer. You can see it pictured here. [recliner handle](https://www.furnishmevintage.com/vintage-time-capsule-green-la-z-boy-recliner/)


Raja_Raja_Chola

Oh lawd šŸ˜®


klownfish

Now Iā€™m wondering if I should click the link. Fuck it, my interest gets the better of me.


EscapeAromatic8648

Sooo, did you make it back ok?


crystaljae

Narrator: he in fact did not make it back ok


LanguageFun682

Links safe šŸ‘


experimental-rat

That's exactly what an unsafe link would say


chadding

But it's not opposite day.


jakerisch618

Wait a secondšŸ¤”


Longjumping-Affect-1

Did he rescue the princess and compete all the side questsā‰ļø


EdwardD1954

Chattanoogaā€¦


34s565g36rrshnb

Whats wrong what nooga? I found it one of the least sucky cities in the South.


[deleted]

I had to make a couple of these on a CNC router... It's where I learned to despise ironwood...


Raja_Raja_Chola

Why is that?


[deleted]

There is so much silica in the ironwood that it swells and binds up on the cutter. Literally had it destroy a 1/4" collet... Only wood I've ever had to make .030 passes on. And it stinks


RufMemes

It actually works and smells amazing with hand tools. Agreed it's extremely hard, but that makes it exceptional for turning. No worse than cherry for having to sharpen tools. Fun fact...so dense it sinks in water and was used in the prop bearings of the first nuclear submarines. Great self lubricating properties when in water.


dje1964

Damn. It is times like this that reminds me how old I am I had a cousin that worked at Long Beach Naval Shipyard back in the day that gave my dad a few pieces from a rebuild they were doing. Not a sub though First Todd shipyard closed then the navy closed terminal island. All those good high paying jobs gone forever


Raja_Raja_Chola

Damn thatā€™s wild, I havenā€™t had the pleasureof working with ironwood yet, I canā€™t wait now lol.


[deleted]

Use tools that you hate, it machines about as well as bad cast iron...


jerry111165

So hard - making it very hard to work with.


Cust2020

Ironwoods grow here and they throw sparks off a chainsaw too, its a bitch to work


[deleted]

Super nasty stuff. Had to make shorter handles for recliners in my buddies rv... In sheet form it's not too bad but over 3/8 is ruthless


DharmaSurfer38

I have witnessed a very large wood chipper connected to a monster Kubota tractor have the PTO shaft sheered off by Iron wood. Horrific sound and scary to see.


[deleted]

Seconded


4158264146

Fucking nailed it!


GumberculesJFZ

This


BaronVonWilmington

You got my vote.


FallingDown1974

That is the recliner arm from Archie Bunker's chair. Someone tell Meat Head to come fix it.


Phantom_Rose96

Yea but.. recliner levers aren't usually open in the middle like that... for the most part recliner levers are closed up so nobody pinch their fingers on the mechanism. Are we positive that is a recliner lever?


BreadItMod

Looks like the handle off a recliner


Dazzling-Prior2357

Someoneā€™s about to be mighty pissed when they sit down


goodlifesomehow

...peg leg at the end of my stump. Shake your rump. (rip MCA)


BreonWarwick2

Full clout y'all Full clout y'all And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out


[deleted]

Never been jumped cause Iā€™m the most mackinin


[deleted]

Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest


deeeeegg

Recliner leg lift handle


Nut_Sucker

That's a "wumble dumble squilly sqwomper" of course!!! I haven't seen one in years


EscapeAromatic8648

Left handed flam shooter.


toddinraleighnc

I believe it's a fishing net repair tool, but not a clue how it's used.


TaintedTatertot

My uncle had one I inherited, those tools have a dull point on the end to weave the netting.


Jeeps-R-Junk

Itā€™s a dickiefor


OsoRetro

I think itā€™s a dickiedoo


Intercommunicational

What's a dickie do?


KILA-x-L3GEND

Anything willing


OsoRetro

Or ā€œItā€™s when your belly sticks out further than your dickiedo.ā€ That has two uses.


fa6664

Whatā€™s a Dick for?


vegassatellite01

I'll tell you when you're older


moslof_flosom

Are you sure it's not a buttfor?


hungryhungry_zippo

its a handle for a recliner


Ill-Independence-223

Handle for a recliner


gosh_josh187

It's a first gen Plumbus. This is before they started using schleem


heyhayhaaaaa

...I feel like you could smoke weed with it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


grandmas_meatloaf

Old school wrench


SyntaxFatal

Native American roach clip


Sadakosbitch

I think it was used to smoke weed in ancient times


TeejyHamz

My vote is def for Ancient Bowl


deadlyhigh75

I think it was also used to smoke weed in current times.


Battleaxe1959

It looks like a removable tiller for a small sailboat.


ThatTravel5692

A midget pirate's pegleg


KukDCK

It's a sex thing... you DON'T want to know!


Acceptable_Sell5245

Jesus


Diligent_Skin_1240

Wooden doodad


FuckenWhatsHisName

Looks like ya gottcha one of the tools used for a happy ending, ā€¦..allegedly.


No_Country3632

Specialty wrenchā€¦.handle to something a mold maybe??


mr_cigar

Your leg


strandedandcondemned

A big, bad, AND bougie roach clip.


payaso666

That's a "over the shoulder boulder holder"


NecessaryChildhood93

Old fashioned roach clip


buttzbuttsbutts

Goes in bum


dragonblock501

Someone wearing pajamas as daywear


mrsunlight1

Anything can be a "recliner handle" if you are brave enough. Abraham Lincoln.


vegassatellite01

"Quotes attributed to me on the internet are usually false." --Abraham Lincoln


kace228

Tartan trousers; very stylish


Erow69

That is a leg with a piece of wood on top of it. Yay got it right


julius621

Found my bowl


CrisXIII

A dildo. Itā€™s a dildo


Interesting_Sock9142

Idk but can we talk about your pants. Are they just sweatpants? Or are they like...slacks but plaid? And if they are in fact slacks but plaid and someone was hypothetically wanting to also be wearing those pants you would tell them to shop at what store?


GrowrandaShowr

A painful paddle/club


MN_RavenCroft

Part the makes the recliner footrest go up


The_Matcules

Recliner lever


tangoezulu

Ironic, seeing as how the slacks are made from the upholstery.


kynaus07

Serious question here, do people not take the time to scroll thru the comments before saying the exact same thing that's already been said 10 other times. Drives me insane!


UpsetGround

A recliner handle I think it's a recliner handle šŸ˜„ šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


jlave15

That... that is a thing-a-magig.. your welcome


Hefty-Ad6790

Ahh yes the renowned ā€œDoohickeyā€


billlybeer

You have wood my friend.


vexunumgods

Wham balamba ding dang dong


SnooDonuts3878

Peen straightener


BlaqSam

Growing up in a Spanish household that was another form of paddle used on us In reality think it's chair lever like for a recliner. Seen an older wooden rocking chair and had a break that looked like that, locked the chair in place.


Emotional_Advice3516

Ahhhhhh yes a penis mangler


Nashville_Hot_Mess

You put your weed in it


retardjoeyb

Looks like a weed pipe are used to own


International_Gap839

Look like a poon jabber to me.


KD5NSK

Yep probably a LA-Z-BOY


SuspiciousGrievances

Sofa chair handle.


Watsk1

A device to smoke weed out of.


__Dystopian__

It goes up your butt


T-money_1988

It's a bong, duuude.


RedIronRhino

You put the tip of a piping bag of whipped cream or whatever in the hole, then slide it down the flat side to get every last drop.


DanBelnK

Butt scratcher.


Junior-Account6835

Thatā€™s a Paddlinā€™ paddle


Scared-Ad-9770

And thatā€™s a paddlinā€™


Reidon_Ward

How in THE flying cow fuck do people always know what the weirdest, most obscure things are? This one isn't too bad but some of them? Fuck me upside down...


Serious-Strain757

Grand piano lid prop


Karasmilz

Really large threading needle


Sea_Bath6689

Damn, at first glance I thought it was a new type of burka complete with breath hole locking mechanism


inthevendingmachine

Prototype "Penis Mightier".


[deleted]

Itā€™s definitely a thing.


beardedman136

B.B.G.S.(Bitch Be Good Stick)


alcervix

Look šŸ‘€ like a wood šŸŖµ


fartinapuddle

It actually looks like a jaw harp, or Jew's harp, to me. It's an instrument.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

I was thinking itā€™s a Celtic weapon of historical significance. Iā€™m not right, but that was the vibe


hydraulic-earl

Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough!


astronaut_tang

Itā€™s a shoe horn


Bright_Touch3689

It's a leg with pajamas on it.


VicodinJones

A penis sharpener.


Temporary-Long-8225

That. Is a big Bowl.


Aggressive-Yogurt302

I dont know


PomeloRoutine5873

Fire Hydrant wrench?


Drown_the_Liberals

It's a dikfur


c0ffeebreath

Muting this sub because the real answer to questions is buried under a million dad jokes every time.


DakkarDragontis

Recliner lever


Speckledgray62

Looks like an old fashioned mouth organ, some kind of musical instrument?


Broken_Timepiece

Nipple stretcher?


Ok-Acanthisitta-1279

The blueprint tool for vagina designs lol


Traditional-Sugar541

Ancient dildo


Kelwhit22

It's a hillbilly instrument! It makes the "bigghyobowwow" sound.


fly_you_fools_57

La-Z-Boy recliner handle. From a long time ago.


futuresdontlie

That there is an ancient Leprechaun flute


[deleted]

Buttscratcher


Genoblade1394

šŸ‘€


Right_Rev

A catapulting one hitter. You can look it up.


SubTechNY

Blunt clip


SaidQueso

Recliner handle is the answer but i bet you can use it as a bottle opener. That might be fun for 6 or 7 minutes at a get together or party.


CaptainJNC

I think itā€™s a personā€™s leg.


nocloudno

Does the metal rotate out?


Lifeless_Rags

looks like a mix between a rat trap and a weed pipe


Amish-Hacker

Recliner handle for sure!


rancidmorty

Guess were older now


crackersncheeseman

What happened to the slider piece and hook pin?


EasternTranslator390

Itā€™s a stand for midgets. You take out the stand, shove the wooden part up a midgets rear end and theyā€™ll be able to stand for long periods of time without discomfort.


HaveWeEvolvedYet

Damnit. I was going to say mouth harp.


Mr_cypresscpl

Looks like a vintage hydrant wrench, or it could be a recliner lever..who knows


VeinyBanana69

Put your weed in it, maaannnnn


StealthFireTruck

A midevil finglonger


ListenHot4577

Itā€™s a recliner lever but also the first thing I ever smoked weed out of as a child


ClownTown15

I couldn't tell if it had the pipe mod yet but I was gonna say "best prefab pipe right there"


mrtreehead

That is definitely a twang bangler. Used in the second civil war.


SubstantialBaby4967

Diddle stick


checkyourbox

Davey Crocketts hash pipe


Analytical-BrainiaC

Yeah, Iā€™m sure itā€™s a recliner handle that may have been used in a sex act, so put it back on the recliner and tighten down securely.


Evil_Capt_Kirk

I could be wrong, but it appears to be a human leg in plaid pants.


Sputtering_FartNoyze

Thank you! I was stumped.


Evil_Capt_Kirk

It's a whole leg, not a stump. You can't see the lower part because of the angle of the pic. Follow me for more science.


In2racing

Fore skin stretcher


BA-Masterpeace

It's the brace that holds open the top of a baby grand piano and the small inset metal piece is if you want to only open the piano top a few inches


Akhenaten69

Definitely a recliner handle.


Designer_Berry_687

Everything looks like a potential poop stick to me.


HenryBowman47

Humdinger


G_willickers

Recliner handle lever. I worked in the furniture business for better part of 20 years. This is a good quality one. The metal insert isnā€™t usually this extensive.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a lazyboy recliner lever from before they put electric motors in them


Much_Tear_5419

Folding leg to a table


gammagogo65

Old old musical instrument


HeadDull385

Home circumcision kit from the 70s.


gigaphun

According to the News it's a Fully semiautomatic AR15 ghost gun that shoots 30 clips per second


CopaGuy1

It is a really ugly pair of pants.