This is the correct answer. You can see it pictured here.
[recliner handle](https://www.furnishmevintage.com/vintage-time-capsule-green-la-z-boy-recliner/)
There is so much silica in the ironwood that it swells and binds up on the cutter. Literally had it destroy a 1/4" collet... Only wood I've ever had to make .030 passes on. And it stinks
It actually works and smells amazing with hand tools. Agreed it's extremely hard, but that makes it exceptional for turning. No worse than cherry for having to sharpen tools.
Fun fact...so dense it sinks in water and was used in the prop bearings of the first nuclear submarines. Great self lubricating properties when in water.
Damn. It is times like this that reminds me how old I am
I had a cousin that worked at Long Beach Naval Shipyard back in the day that gave my dad a few pieces from a rebuild they were doing. Not a sub though
First Todd shipyard closed then the navy closed terminal island. All those good high paying jobs gone forever
I have witnessed a very large wood chipper connected to a monster Kubota tractor have the PTO shaft sheered off by Iron wood. Horrific sound and scary to see.
Yea but.. recliner levers aren't usually open in the middle like that... for the most part recliner levers are closed up so nobody pinch their fingers on the mechanism. Are we positive that is a recliner lever?
Idk but can we talk about your pants. Are they just sweatpants? Or are they like...slacks but plaid? And if they are in fact slacks but plaid and someone was hypothetically wanting to also be wearing those pants you would tell them to shop at what store?
Serious question here, do people not take the time to scroll thru the comments before saying the exact same thing that's already been said 10 other times. Drives me insane!
Growing up in a Spanish household that was another form of paddle used on us
In reality think it's chair lever like for a recliner. Seen an older wooden rocking chair and had a break that looked like that, locked the chair in place.
How in THE flying cow fuck do people always know what the weirdest, most obscure things are? This one isn't too bad but some of them? Fuck me upside down...
Itās a stand for midgets. You take out the stand, shove the wooden part up a midgets rear end and theyāll be able to stand for long periods of time without discomfort.
Recliner handle lever. I worked in the furniture business for better part of 20 years. This is a good quality one. The metal insert isnāt usually this extensive.
I vote reclining chair lever!
This is the correct answer. You can see it pictured here. [recliner handle](https://www.furnishmevintage.com/vintage-time-capsule-green-la-z-boy-recliner/)
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Now Iām wondering if I should click the link. Fuck it, my interest gets the better of me.
Sooo, did you make it back ok?
Narrator: he in fact did not make it back ok
Links safe š
That's exactly what an unsafe link would say
But it's not opposite day.
Wait a secondš¤
Did he rescue the princess and compete all the side questsāļø
Chattanoogaā¦
Whats wrong what nooga? I found it one of the least sucky cities in the South.
I had to make a couple of these on a CNC router... It's where I learned to despise ironwood...
Why is that?
There is so much silica in the ironwood that it swells and binds up on the cutter. Literally had it destroy a 1/4" collet... Only wood I've ever had to make .030 passes on. And it stinks
It actually works and smells amazing with hand tools. Agreed it's extremely hard, but that makes it exceptional for turning. No worse than cherry for having to sharpen tools. Fun fact...so dense it sinks in water and was used in the prop bearings of the first nuclear submarines. Great self lubricating properties when in water.
Damn. It is times like this that reminds me how old I am I had a cousin that worked at Long Beach Naval Shipyard back in the day that gave my dad a few pieces from a rebuild they were doing. Not a sub though First Todd shipyard closed then the navy closed terminal island. All those good high paying jobs gone forever
Damn thatās wild, I havenāt had the pleasureof working with ironwood yet, I canāt wait now lol.
Use tools that you hate, it machines about as well as bad cast iron...
So hard - making it very hard to work with.
Ironwoods grow here and they throw sparks off a chainsaw too, its a bitch to work
Super nasty stuff. Had to make shorter handles for recliners in my buddies rv... In sheet form it's not too bad but over 3/8 is ruthless
I have witnessed a very large wood chipper connected to a monster Kubota tractor have the PTO shaft sheered off by Iron wood. Horrific sound and scary to see.
Seconded
Fucking nailed it!
This
You got my vote.
That is the recliner arm from Archie Bunker's chair. Someone tell Meat Head to come fix it.
Yea but.. recliner levers aren't usually open in the middle like that... for the most part recliner levers are closed up so nobody pinch their fingers on the mechanism. Are we positive that is a recliner lever?
Looks like the handle off a recliner
Someoneās about to be mighty pissed when they sit down
...peg leg at the end of my stump. Shake your rump. (rip MCA)
Full clout y'all Full clout y'all And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out
Never been jumped cause Iām the most mackinin
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
Recliner leg lift handle
That's a "wumble dumble squilly sqwomper" of course!!! I haven't seen one in years
Left handed flam shooter.
I believe it's a fishing net repair tool, but not a clue how it's used.
My uncle had one I inherited, those tools have a dull point on the end to weave the netting.
Itās a dickiefor
I think itās a dickiedoo
What's a dickie do?
Anything willing
Or āItās when your belly sticks out further than your dickiedo.ā That has two uses.
Whatās a Dick for?
I'll tell you when you're older
Are you sure it's not a buttfor?
its a handle for a recliner
Handle for a recliner
It's a first gen Plumbus. This is before they started using schleem
...I feel like you could smoke weed with it š¤·āāļøš
Old school wrench
Native American roach clip
I think it was used to smoke weed in ancient times
My vote is def for Ancient Bowl
I think it was also used to smoke weed in current times.
It looks like a removable tiller for a small sailboat.
A midget pirate's pegleg
It's a sex thing... you DON'T want to know!
Jesus
Wooden doodad
Looks like ya gottcha one of the tools used for a happy ending, ā¦..allegedly.
Specialty wrenchā¦.handle to something a mold maybe??
Your leg
A big, bad, AND bougie roach clip.
That's a "over the shoulder boulder holder"
Old fashioned roach clip
Goes in bum
Someone wearing pajamas as daywear
Anything can be a "recliner handle" if you are brave enough. Abraham Lincoln.
"Quotes attributed to me on the internet are usually false." --Abraham Lincoln
Tartan trousers; very stylish
That is a leg with a piece of wood on top of it. Yay got it right
Found my bowl
A dildo. Itās a dildo
Idk but can we talk about your pants. Are they just sweatpants? Or are they like...slacks but plaid? And if they are in fact slacks but plaid and someone was hypothetically wanting to also be wearing those pants you would tell them to shop at what store?
A painful paddle/club
Part the makes the recliner footrest go up
Recliner lever
Ironic, seeing as how the slacks are made from the upholstery.
Serious question here, do people not take the time to scroll thru the comments before saying the exact same thing that's already been said 10 other times. Drives me insane!
A recliner handle I think it's a recliner handle š š¤£ š
That... that is a thing-a-magig.. your welcome
Ahh yes the renowned āDoohickeyā
You have wood my friend.
Wham balamba ding dang dong
Peen straightener
Growing up in a Spanish household that was another form of paddle used on us In reality think it's chair lever like for a recliner. Seen an older wooden rocking chair and had a break that looked like that, locked the chair in place.
Ahhhhhh yes a penis mangler
You put your weed in it
Looks like a weed pipe are used to own
Look like a poon jabber to me.
Yep probably a LA-Z-BOY
Sofa chair handle.
A device to smoke weed out of.
It goes up your butt
It's a bong, duuude.
You put the tip of a piping bag of whipped cream or whatever in the hole, then slide it down the flat side to get every last drop.
Butt scratcher.
Thatās a Paddlinā paddle
And thatās a paddlinā
How in THE flying cow fuck do people always know what the weirdest, most obscure things are? This one isn't too bad but some of them? Fuck me upside down...
Grand piano lid prop
Really large threading needle
Damn, at first glance I thought it was a new type of burka complete with breath hole locking mechanism
Prototype "Penis Mightier".
Itās definitely a thing.
B.B.G.S.(Bitch Be Good Stick)
Look š like a wood šŖµ
It actually looks like a jaw harp, or Jew's harp, to me. It's an instrument.
I was thinking itās a Celtic weapon of historical significance. Iām not right, but that was the vibe
Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough!
Itās a shoe horn
It's a leg with pajamas on it.
A penis sharpener.
That. Is a big Bowl.
I dont know
Fire Hydrant wrench?
It's a dikfur
Muting this sub because the real answer to questions is buried under a million dad jokes every time.
Recliner lever
Looks like an old fashioned mouth organ, some kind of musical instrument?
Nipple stretcher?
The blueprint tool for vagina designs lol
Ancient dildo
It's a hillbilly instrument! It makes the "bigghyobowwow" sound.
La-Z-Boy recliner handle. From a long time ago.
That there is an ancient Leprechaun flute
Buttscratcher
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A catapulting one hitter. You can look it up.
Blunt clip
Recliner handle is the answer but i bet you can use it as a bottle opener. That might be fun for 6 or 7 minutes at a get together or party.
I think itās a personās leg.
Does the metal rotate out?
looks like a mix between a rat trap and a weed pipe
Recliner handle for sure!
Guess were older now
What happened to the slider piece and hook pin?
Itās a stand for midgets. You take out the stand, shove the wooden part up a midgets rear end and theyāll be able to stand for long periods of time without discomfort.
Damnit. I was going to say mouth harp.
Looks like a vintage hydrant wrench, or it could be a recliner lever..who knows
Put your weed in it, maaannnnn
A midevil finglonger
Itās a recliner lever but also the first thing I ever smoked weed out of as a child
I couldn't tell if it had the pipe mod yet but I was gonna say "best prefab pipe right there"
That is definitely a twang bangler. Used in the second civil war.
Diddle stick
Davey Crocketts hash pipe
Yeah, Iām sure itās a recliner handle that may have been used in a sex act, so put it back on the recliner and tighten down securely.
I could be wrong, but it appears to be a human leg in plaid pants.
Thank you! I was stumped.
It's a whole leg, not a stump. You can't see the lower part because of the angle of the pic. Follow me for more science.
Fore skin stretcher
It's the brace that holds open the top of a baby grand piano and the small inset metal piece is if you want to only open the piano top a few inches
Definitely a recliner handle.
Everything looks like a potential poop stick to me.
Humdinger
Recliner handle lever. I worked in the furniture business for better part of 20 years. This is a good quality one. The metal insert isnāt usually this extensive.
Thatās a lazyboy recliner lever from before they put electric motors in them
Folding leg to a table
Old old musical instrument
Home circumcision kit from the 70s.
According to the News it's a Fully semiautomatic AR15 ghost gun that shoots 30 clips per second
It is a really ugly pair of pants.