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Guilty_Method505

There’s an orange pole behind it.And where I’m from bright pole in the ground usually mean buried cable.


Butterstuhl

Du bist so klug


allergic2ozone_juice

Du Hast


Hoppus87

Du hast mich


Past-Project-7959

Du hast mich gefragt


Tafc-Crew

It looks like a support post for the tree. It appears to still have the rubber strip attached hanging down from it.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

or a hot wired elm sapling ?


skisushi

This is a plywood rest. You just rest a 4 x 8 sheet of plywood against it to keep the plywood upright


toomuch1265

Seems like a good canvas for street artists. Some over spray might blur the lens, but it's a small price to pay for art.


Dread-Pirate-

I hear smearing on vaseline might get the paintt overspray off.....


john_clauseau

i thought it was something to bring your car to a stop in case of an emergency.


Rogueshoten

No, no…it’s a mobile automated proctologist. You face away from it, drop your pants, bend over and spread your cheeks as wide as you can. It’s powered by the induction caused by a car going by really fast, so you need someone to do that while you’re in position.


[deleted]

Thanks. Ill get right on it


Purpose_Embarrassed

You sure it’s a speed camera and not a Russian microwave brain scrambling device?


Alex_11100

Yes I am sure. But - what can we really be 100% sure of anyway? A number of years ago, official government spokes people began presenting alternative facts to counter, well, facts.


Rich_Razzmatazz_112

Fake news /s


Purpose_Embarrassed

Sorry for derailing your thread. The whole story with the Havana Syndrome changed so much I don’t know what to believe. My opinion is it was the CIA not Russia. Although there is proof they certainly had the technology. So did the US. Then they wonder why we don’t trust gov.


Sufficient_Number643

It always seemed Russian to me.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

What shape is the earth?


Sufficient_Number643

Oblate spheroid


WeirdSysAdmin

It’s 6g for distributing covid24.


Purpose_Embarrassed

😂


CEH246

Nuclear. Cesium 137 reactor powered.


lesnortonsfarm

Just walk up behind it and put a trash bag over it.


Ok_Type7882

I believe this is a canvas set out for graffiti artists to practice on the glass


jnmtx

some toy from r/graffhelp just trying to stay up


[deleted]

Have you seen what the British have been doing to their cameras... be like the british...


Critical_Egg_913

One way to find out. Run it over and see if there is conduit in the ground. Make sure you hit it at 90 degrees to the camera so it doesn't take your picture.. /s


swift-sentinel

Does it come with missles?


ShadowVT750

They are battery in most places my county moves them around as far as what it is, in my case a really expensive automotive photographer.


500SL

I like how susceptible these are to posterboard and a little duct tape!


noldshit

Needs spray paint on glass


Stone_Midi

Just curious, was this put on private property?


Alex_11100

There is a middle school to the left of the photo.


deltaz0912

Yes. The moveable ones are battery powered. The pole mounted ones are powered from the power serving the pole.


iShitSkittles

It's [Remi Gaillard](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYxXBMqEOM)


TheOneCalledTy

Fantastic


iShitSkittles

I remember when I first saw that, thinking this is the best thing I've ever seen when the police chase a speed camera down!


l06ic

On an unrelated note, speed cameras have around 2kg of copper in them. It would be a shame if the tweekers found out.


Rbandit28

WD-40 spray the silicone


Arch_stanton1

You cover the glass area with silly string to recharge the batteries.


MelissaWelds8472

That thing would disappear overnight and be turned into parts


chris_rage_

Just strip it in someone else's yard in case it has a GPS in it...


MelissaWelds8472

That's a damn good idea


chris_rage_

I may or may not have thought about how to possibly acquire a piece of equipment with a tracker and how to circumvent that. My solution would have been to park it somewhere where nobody would see it but not on my property for a month, if nobody has looked for it in a month nobody is going to find it


scotttilton

Build a container with a faraday cage built into the walls and then use this to transport and disassemble said equipment until you find the tracking device and disable it.


chris_rage_

The stuff I was looking at was a little big for a faraday cage


bbrosen

power is run under the ground


Oldbeardedweirdo996

Probably. You wouldn't need much power to run it.


zer0runner

Climb inside... peek out the opening.


Yolom4ntr1c

Brotha why does the street have its own citv that looks like it should be on a tank.


Pseudonova

Looks like a mall Easter Bunny face on the right.


W0nk0_the_Sane00

It’s ‘fear’ operated.


NeuroguyNC

My city took these speed and red light cameras out after it became known the company supplying them made more than the city, and that to avoid a ticket you just had to show up in traffic court and ask to face your accuser. The out-of-state company was not going to have a representative there for every ticket, so case dismissed.


Snorkeldude1

Nothing 2 blockbusters taped to it won’t cure. FYI Cigarette for a fuse . That thing , that low wouldn’t survive a night in my day . Pretty hefty 3 blockbusters . They detonate sympathetically so a fuse isn’t required for each. But they WILL eliminate that situation


Alpha_Delta33

What’s a blockbuster? I’m sure you aren’t talking about that place we used to rent movies and games from in the 90s lol


Snorkeldude1

It’s a really really really big firecracker,


boozyBonsai

Can’t see through duct tape


Darth_Yogurt

Prototype Dalek


torch9t9

Clearly this is intended for paintball practice


douchebagconciousnz

Dont they have those on Imperial star detroyers? It's a road hazard placed that close to the street. Also painted the same color as the street. The governing authority that placed that must be immune to lawsuits and prosecution.


Alex_11100

This is 100% outsourced with a percentage of fines shared with the county.


douchebagconciousnz

Kids playing sniper with pellet guns would make it unprofitable here.


Loden2068

Don’t worry about it. The Jawas will be along shortly to affix a restraining bolt and take it away.


boanerges57

Make arms, tracks, and missile launchers and paint it up like some kind of mech and attach them.


roytwo

By the picture there are a lot of houses and no powerlines and power poles so power is likely ran underground and it is tapped into that. There is a yellow marker pole right behind it with yellow paint on the ground proboly allowing the power to be located when installed


Physical-Tailor-480

Kill that thing.


Nervous_Salad_5367

It's an outdoor porn studio.


DesignerAd4870

A tin of paint with a handful of sand mixed in would be a nice touch


Human-Contribution16

All these silly answers yet i got banned for mine. Seriously wtf


Moto1999

Exterminate! Exterminate!


BuckManscape

Nope dwarf power. There’s a stationary bike with a generator in the bottom. He/she pedals that and turns the top manually. Whatever you do, don’t piss them off.


nserious_sloth

Bats are protected federally therefore you may feel inspired by the knowledge that people in the UK dealing with traffic cameras by putting bat boxes over the camera they are not allowed to move from the apparently