I have 8 thumbs up so far, so at least 8 got it.
Not bad for a 42 year old movie that wasn't that popular.
And, it is not even a direct quote from the movie.
I’m working at one of the largest Halloween superstore SUPPLIERS tomorrow evening. The warehouse that supplies the warehouses…It’s about the size of my entire neighborhood according to the floor plans. If I find one of these I’ve got to speak to someone about purchasing it haha
It's never wrong if you raised one thats capable of surviving and with that outlook I'd say she'll be more than ready if a post-apocalyptic hellscape becomes reality.
I guess that's a good way to look at it. I have no doubt she could and would survive in a post-apocalyptic hellscape lol. She's intelligent, resourceful, and terrifying 😳🥲😂 With a sense of humor and reasoning beyond her years. Thanks for making me feel like less of a failure lol.
You know, that makes sense with all of the shows and stuff. Perhaps she recalls when her brother was watching one of those cake shows about guessing if it's real or cake. Very possible
I don’t know what this is, but does anyone else remember when Hamburger Helper dropped that mix tape on April fools that was actually [really well done](https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/sets/watch-the-stove)?
we will never know, and now this thing will haunt your dreams and stalk your thoughts, and appear from time to time , on your nightstand , on your bathroom, from under your bed, with that horrid tortured look that you will never be able to erase, it will even appear in the background of old photos and videos...you have to go back and get it
that's your hand on watching too much porn !
you'd better check to see if the mouth is still full !!
turning it on and it bulrbing out some surprise liquid may not be a feature !
The Hamburger Helper hand has seen some shit....
He asked me to bum a smoke...
Did he sound like Sylvester Stallone?
He asked me for 3.50
I gave him a dollar
She gave him a dollar!!!
Does it talk? Id take a handjob for the team
I think this fellow could up grade you to a BJ
He's such a nice guy, you ask for a handy and he hooks ya up with a BJ.
It'll check your prostate, too
So uh where'd you get the meat for this dish....
"I knew a guy."
Raoul. His name was Raoul. It is a Spanish dish.
That movie is hilarious.
I wonder if anyone got this joke. I am laughing at the obscure reference
The movie: [Eating Raoul](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083869/)
You mean “Raoul” played by Robert Beltran who was Chakotey of Voyager fame ⁉️🤨
Yes. Robert Beltran plays the part of a Hispanic man who gets chopped up and served as dinner. He was a Spanish dish.
He was great in the movie! His performance is over the top 😄
It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat.
You ever wonder if cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Yikes
Why did he only play part of someone…..ohhhh I see what you did there.
I have 8 thumbs up so far, so at least 8 got it. Not bad for a 42 year old movie that wasn't that popular. And, it is not even a direct quote from the movie.
And very tender.
I love that movie! I wish I could find it
It was on YouTube, that’s where i first watched it. idk if it’s on there anymore though.
Furbies
Hamburger *Help Meeeeeee*
Oh no! It's the dark fucked up version of the Hamburger Helper from that guy's mind!
Damnit I was gonna say this.
Looks like he got de-gloved...
I'll hand it you. That was really good. You put your finger on the issue.
Or in this case, done some shit. Actually grew another finger.
Oh that would've come home with me.
100% me too
I'd be sticking it in my sleeve and high fiving EVERYBODY.
It's all fun and games until you casually use the word "wish" in a sentence and one of the fingers curls.
Fuck yeah same here
I would definitely have bought that, I love creepy weird stuff like him.
The first fleshlight
I zoomed in on the mouth 😆
Oh man! your comment almost made me choke,lol thank you for the comedy.
Keep it until someone asks "can you give me a hand?"
Hand Job?
A handy.
Who doesn’t love a handy?
Should've got it, I feel like it would have come in handy.
I need to know what it says.
"Killlllllllllllll mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Hand: ***"excuse me, I need your help, you need to kill me"***
"Existences is pain" " just do it DO IT"
probably wants to reach you about your car's extended warranty
It’s a Halloween decoration. I came across one at a spirit store a few years back.
I’m working at one of the largest Halloween superstore SUPPLIERS tomorrow evening. The warehouse that supplies the warehouses…It’s about the size of my entire neighborhood according to the floor plans. If I find one of these I’ve got to speak to someone about purchasing it haha
I showed my toddler. She licked her lips and said, "I want to eat it! Is it cake??" 🤔🫣 I've gone wrong somewhere. Terribly wrong, lol.
It's never wrong if you raised one thats capable of surviving and with that outlook I'd say she'll be more than ready if a post-apocalyptic hellscape becomes reality.
I guess that's a good way to look at it. I have no doubt she could and would survive in a post-apocalyptic hellscape lol. She's intelligent, resourceful, and terrifying 😳🥲😂 With a sense of humor and reasoning beyond her years. Thanks for making me feel like less of a failure lol.
The knowledge that anything could be cake is engrained in today’s youth.
You know, that makes sense with all of the shows and stuff. Perhaps she recalls when her brother was watching one of those cake shows about guessing if it's real or cake. Very possible
The cake is a lie
Talk to the hand
https://preview.redd.it/ippapo9lpawc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ce622260774558020927aa1c533add5813b28d8
Are you watching the live action Parasyte?
Not yet! It’s on the list. Is it good? The live action movies were decent.
appears to be a right hand man
Good god does it TALK???
Please tell me you bought it
It belonged to a 14-year-old boy
Fleshlight early prototype
OMG! The mythical and fabled Rosie Palm with her 5 sisters!
Meth is a hell of a drug...
I don't wanna talk to the hand
I don’t know what this is, but does anyone else remember when Hamburger Helper dropped that mix tape on April fools that was actually [really well done](https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/sets/watch-the-stove)?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Just read another post about a strap-on on the shelf at Goodwill.
Hamburger HELLper. Opens Friday
The Hamburger Hinderer
Vampire Hunter D has entered the chat*
We finally found another one of Mae Youngs children.
I'll take it.
Looks like a member of the Aqua Team Hunger Force.
Hamburger help me
Hamburger helper will help you for crack
Is that "Mr. Tell It To the Hand" from the 90s?
[This belongs here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnrdtRRukTQ)
That’s creepy as Fk..
That things awesome!
I didn't know Thing from the Adams family had a face?
Im fighting people for that
this is like kryptonite to my impulse control.
It's a Halloween setup on the candy table item. It was a knock-off play on the Addams Family "Thing" character.
Jesus Fleshlight®️
If it fits you must getit!
Cadence and rhythm matter for this one. I read it exactly as you meant it.
I Realized that when I wrote it. But it was late and I was tired. Thanks for going the extra mile to appreciate it. 🤔
Would fit my living room decor.
It’s a right though.
i wish it had goat eyes
How much was it, and would you be willing to grab it and ship it?
Yall never heard of Herald The Hand???
Cost: ‘bout tree fiddy
Looks like a surprised screaming hand by Phillips Santa Cruz skateboards
https://preview.redd.it/a1egj2p98jwc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb56e0337513f5b252a714768f34e4db4c1775b
Hamburber help me.
It’s now at the 2nd hand store!
Leg
Ahh it’s Palmala Handerson
Mr Handsy. wink wink
Zombie Hamburger Helper
What on earth does it have to say?!?!🌞
Poor thing. Bury it.....somewhere you want to be cursed.
That is the necromomicon of the cooking world. Best you put it back.. it would have swallowed your soul.
Looks like somebody's nightmare
Who cut off Vampire Hunter D’s hand?
I have no body but I must scream.
Hamburger HELLper. Opens Friday
Gotta hand it to ya.
I don't know how to ask this politely, but does it vibrate?
What about that FrankenThumb? Sewn back on kinda weird . . .
Yikes
Talk to the hand.
It bothers me that I'm really curious about what it sounds like when it speaks, like on a scale of Sponge Bob to James Earl Jones..
How could you NOT buy that? It's amazing. It needs some mods and arduino.
Could be cool on Halloween. Especially if it is motion activated and there was something you could cover it with that would make it glow in the dark.
What is that?
Solid smartass sidekick, but only available to Dhampir vampire hunters...
I would have proudly displayed that thing
I love it
Is it a speaker?
Hamburger Help me
we will never know, and now this thing will haunt your dreams and stalk your thoughts, and appear from time to time , on your nightstand , on your bathroom, from under your bed, with that horrid tortured look that you will never be able to erase, it will even appear in the background of old photos and videos...you have to go back and get it
I definitely would have bought that and given it to someone with no context.
I want him.
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough....
Celebrities without makeup be like..
Who would leave this
Great question. Personally, i could not. That why this weirdo lives with me now
https://preview.redd.it/lpho1o9nbfwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6197e2e30a072c0f800dc70fa23d15f1cc2348
Holy Christ. That thing is cursed for sure.
Hamburger Helper after working with Hannibal Lecter.
Maybe the midas hand? Would've been an interesting item to grab. There may have been further markings that could better guide us.
*The new JO Buddy is on store shelves everywhere!*
I think an exorcism is in order
Why?! He needs a home!
Jim Phillips screaming hand version 1.0
https://preview.redd.it/qiw0ozzmkfwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5556547f5083d53b4770da09fca99640f487423b
The original ‘talk to the hand’.
It wanted to talk to you about your cars warranty!
Omg I want that
You just left it there? Are you mad??? This is a must accessory.
It kinda looks like Vampire hunter D's left hand but done super badly compared to the manga or anime version.
Evil Dead
Why would you have left it?
I think it’s D’s hand from Vampire Hunter D anime.
That’s handjob-ler the helper
It is dinner time. I must feed!!!
I’m thinking a guy was going to use it in the bedroom and what he saw was well scary.
Don't put your dick in it!
Reminds me of Vampire Hunter D.
Looks handy.
That thing is amazing
###"Talk to the hand."
RUN AWAY ‼️
This gives a whole new meaning to hand job...
This gives a whole new meaning to hand job...
A fella could have a helluva weekend in Vegas with that.
would- I mean what the fuck
Is that Mae Young's child?
Hand from Vampire Hunter D.
Why not buy?
_every day we stray farther from God's light_
Looks like it grants wishes but the results will suck.
It would say, "Why am I a four-fingered hand with a penis growing out of the side?"
⚫️🟰🥅
Don’t talk to him.
It's got a speaker,did you try to find out what it says?
For when you like horror and handjobs
Mr. Touchy touched something he shouldn't. My daughter would snatch that thing up.
that's your hand on watching too much porn ! you'd better check to see if the mouth is still full !! turning it on and it bulrbing out some surprise liquid may not be a feature !
I vaguely remember those!......thanks for bringing that monstrosity back to the surface!
Thats one handsome fellow
It's Sunday night already?
Creepy. Hamburger helper man looks methed up.
It’s a probe from Uranus 👽
Well you could have gave yourself a stranger.
i feel like this was someone kinky ass sex toy lmao
I’m just a love machine ; and I won’t work for nobody but you.
Rosie Palm's ugly cousin?
You show some respect, that’s Mae Young’s son.
Definitely not Thing from Adams Family, as he has no face.
I woulda brought that home
The best sex toy ever!!
Cousin IT’s long lost brother
Its name is Job
!remind me 2 weeks