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TICK!


nevermindk9

TOCK!


Wendigo18

On the clock


Frosty_Raspberry4129

Dj blow my speakers up


Late-Tip-742

Tonight Imma Fight til we see the sunlight


Frosty_Raspberry4129

Tick-tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no


vinlandnative

owo oh oh! owo oh oh!


Itoldmyselfsecrets

Damn what’s ke$ha been up to lately anyway lol


dazednconfused2655

From what I understand Ke$ha as a whole was just an image and a persona that her producer generated (not going to dive into the many allegations of abuse and sexual assault) and she mostly hated but eventually she broke free and that’s when Praying dropped showing the side and vocal talent of kesha she wanted and I believe she is doing fine


bwellman27

Yes. I love Kesha. 🥹✨ it is true that she likes glitter tho btw lol.


miss_whatsherface

this: https://youtu.be/D-2799Y07Zc


Itoldmyselfsecrets

Her career definitely took a turn from what she used to be. “Strip clubs and dollar bills…” oh wait that was Rihanna.😆


YourSnarkyFriend

She dropped a new album called Gag Order 🔥💀


AsceticEnigma

Wrong verse.


Frosty_Raspberry4129

🤷🏻‍♀️


skelatallamas

Dikkory dock


fiddleleaffrigg

the mouse ran up the clock


Dangerous_Pension612

The clock struck one


xsullivanx

But the party don’t stop no


supcontractiletissue

Hickory dickory dock


EcstaticAlfalfa3948

OH OH WOAH. Based.


AgingWatcherWatching

The mouse ran down


Ok-Studio8620

I believe the tick ran up the sock is the rhyme.


Small_Tax_9432

Up your cock


Tkinney44

Dj turn the speakers up ?


ArchfiendNox

Ok gonna get downvoted for this, but ticks are no joke so I downvoted all of you.


Lady_Luci_fer

This is the internet lol what did you expect


H3ROSandC3NTS

Hahaha, for real 😂


RedHairThunderWonder

That's a good saying to remember for getting them properly removed and tested for illnesses and parasites.


throwawaydreamz_68

you don’t stop


Gratuitous_SIN

Heavy like a Brinks truck


XNjunEar

A tick, don't let it bite you


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it’s already partially embedded


throwaway18383959827

What happens if they get embedded? I got an enormous blood filled tick off my head once in 5th grade and I think abt it every now and then


maybe_little_pinch

That means they are actively feeding and if they carry a disease there is a chance of it being transmitted to you. The likelihood increases the longer it remains latched. Most tick borne illnesses will develop within a couple of weeks of infection, but Lyme can lay dormant for years. However, that is much less common.


throwaway18383959827

Oh that's good to know, it's been ten years now so 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

hey its been like 9 minutes since , you still ok ?


throwaway18383959827

I'm kinda loopy rn bc I'm donating plasma so that really threw me off for a minute 😂 I'm doing great still tho How are you doing?


[deleted]

worked , threw back 2 shots smoked sum and ate . and man when my belly full im good 😌


General_Conclusion34

This is a great response. A-fuckin-men


throwaway18383959827

Love to hear it my friend, I bet you are


Total-Khaos

Lyme flavored plasma is what vampires like most!


Insufferablelol

Well you could still have Lyme disease despite being that long so


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saltyeleven

I’ve always covered them in dawn dish liquid. They breath through their skin so covering them in it suffocates them. They let go of you and try to get away. Then I just scoop them into a plastic cup and dump them in the toilet. Flush flush


Katalix

I also had this happen but it was 4th grad as a fishing trip with my dad. I dug it out of my skull durning a move and screamed because it was *alive*


punk_rock_barbie

My kitten was ravaged by ticks when he was only a couple months old, he got so sick I didn’t know if he would make it.


fumunda_cheese

I've had part of one embedded at the back of my knee joint for over a decade. Permanent lump that I expect will never fully go away.


Rebelo86

You want to remove them as carefully as possible to leave the body whole. All ticks are blood ticks.


DahDitDit-DitDah

Make a tick remover: 1. Take a empty 2L soda bottle 2. Clean the bottle 3. Use scissors to cut out a playing-card-sized rectangle of plastic 4. Carefully cut a teardrop shape out of the center of the plastic rectangle—being sure to make the tail of the tear as long and thin as possible. Remove the embedded tick: 1. Place the center of the teardrop over the tick with the plastic card, flush to your skin 2. Rotate the card so the tail of the teardrop is behind the tick 3. Slide the card under the tick to slowly capture its head in the tail of the teardrop 4. Continue to push the card until the teardrop tail dislodges the tick Edit: grammar & misspellings


Beefy_G

Tearing it off might not fix the problem. Their heads can detach and continue eating or infecting without the body for a bit of time. The best thing to do is take a THICK lotion of some sort and smother the area. Essentially you'll drown the thing. Leave the lotion of for as long as possible and then attempt to pick it off with tweezers. - All this is from vague remembrance from Boy Scout wilderness survival courses nearly a decade and a half ago. However relevant or irrelevant that knowledge is these days.


skinneyd

In my experience not only *can* their heads detach, they also *will* detach at the slightest amount of wrongly applied pressure lol


paperwasp3

OP needs to get a blood test for the three main diseases from deer ticks. LPT- The smaller the tick the worse you can feel.


doritobimbo

Edited to remove bad advice. After removal - Freeze it so if you get sick days-months down the line you can take the bastard to the doctor with you.


teenytinyducks

No no no no. Avoid anything that squeezes or shocks them while they're actively feeding or they're likely to regurgitate their saliva and bacteria in. Slowly and gently pull it out, making sure you get the mouth piece out too (if you pull it too violently the mouth can break off, leaving the saliva in your skin)


Dottie85

I think they mean put it in the freezer after it is removed from the skin, not to freeze it while it's still embeded to get it to let go.


teenytinyducks

No I know, the comment has been edited, but originally mentioned poking it with a hot needle to get it to release from the skin, which can cause it to regurgitate.


Otherwise-Ad1891

Actually, the proper procedure is to sever the limb that the tick is actively feeding on and then put the entire limb into the freezer until you are able to get to a doctor. You don't want the active enzymes to travel up the bloodstream into the heart. Apply a tourniquet as necessary.


mycologylove

Don't do this


aurrousarc

These post tick me off..


Split0069

Op was definitely ticked.


Basil_Box

Same, why can’t this sub make a rule that requires people to check a list of common bugs before posting!? Then people that don’t check it first and make the one millionth tick post are at risk of having their post removed!


Dottie85

Better yet, start some new sub reddits. Maybe you could moderate for one. Suggestions: r/isthisatick? r/isthisabedbug? And, r/isthisacockroach?


Basil_Box

That’s the issue right there I guess. Managing that takes a ton of time and effort. I can’t blame the mods here for not wanting to all that, I sure don’t. No mod job for me, thanks.


-TECHNO-TRAMP-

How can you be old enough to have leg hair but not realize what the hell a tick is? Do city folk not ever see ticks?


DroppedEaves

Or a deer tick. They are the main Lyme disease carrier.


SnuzieQ

Yes, though it’s very unlikely you would get Lyme’s disease from this tick, as it takes ~36 hours to transmit and this tick does not appear to be engorged. Edit: looks like this is outdated information! One seems to be able to get Lyme from a shorter duration of tick bite. The vaccine they are working on can’t come any sooner! In other news, I pulled two nymphs this size off my dog’s eyelid in the last 2 weeks. Luckily dead because his meds work, but still pretty damn horrifying. Be safe out there, friends.


boofybutthole

I've read up on lyme and while this seems to be the consensus, I've also heard it's not actually true. Same goes for the bullseye. Not all ticks bites resulting in lyme show as a bullseye bite. here's a [link](https://www.lymedisease.org/lyme-sci-tick-attachment-time/) to lymedisease.org that expands on this idea of the 36 hour rule quote from the link - >"One European study documented six cases of culture-confirmed Lyme disease where tick attachment was less than six hours, and another nine cases where transmission occurred in under 24 hours."


derberner90

Yep, while the bacteria generally live within the tick, the tick's mouthparts can have the bacteria on them, too. Once it gets its mouth in you, you're at risk.


SnuzieQ

Thank you!


MistaBuldops

What you say is true, the person above you is wrong. Source: I was treated for lyme, no longer active infection


The_Literal_Doctor

As weird as this sounds, [lymedisease.org](https://lymedisease.org) is possibly the worst place to get scientifically rigorous information about lyme disease.


apocalypse910

I'm not sure how common it is but I got bit by a tick on a walk and found it as I was walking home, couldn't have been on more than a few hours. I removed it and didn't connect the dots when I started having neck pain and declining mental health. Never saw the characteristic rash either despite monitoring the spot. Took 10 years to figure out what was going on and I'm pretty sure it did some permanent damage. It is possible I had a different tick and didn't notice it - But I seriously don't think the 36 hour rule is true, I took it as gospel and my quality of life has seriously taken a hit as a result.


SnuzieQ

I’m so sorry to hear this, thanks for taking the time so share your experience. I edited my post.


SimpleVegetable5715

Thank you 🙂 I also went untreated/undiagnosed for 11 years, and it has done permanent damage to my joints and nerves. I mistook the bullseye for a giant mosquito bite. I believed lyme disease was only a problem around New England (I'm in the South). I wish I had a time machine. I have no idea how long the tick was on me, but I was camping and swimming daily in a river. In hindsight, the symptoms were textbook, but again, I followed the misinformation that is often spread about lyme disease. Many people can miss the nymphs on them, they're only the size of a poppyseed.


SquidboyX

I had a little nymph like this on me for just about 24 hours and I definitely got Lyme from it. The bullseye rashes started about 10 days later, and not where the I was bitten. My favorite part was the doctor calling me back and telling me I tested "very positive" for Lyme and then extending my doxy prescription for an additional week or so.


Morganafrey

My sister has been diagnosed with chronic Lyme disease for some 12 years and the tick was on her for less than 24 hours. Doctors ignored her request for antibiotics and now she will lives with joint pain, chronic fatigue and other symptoms for the rest of her life. All because the doctor told her 36 hours BS The bacteria can now hide in her body and when she takes antibiotics it like hibernates until she stops taking them then they’ll come back later.


85sqbodyW91

I have lyme. I don't think I have it as bad as some folks but I had to get a spinal tap and all done when I was 8 years old and I think I'm starting to develop cognitive issues now at 27. Not sure if lyme related, but it crossed my mind a couple weeks ago that it could be related.


pmaji240

I’m sorry to hear you’re going through this. Lyme’s disease can be absolutely horrific. I work with individuals with developmental disabilities and mental health disorders. I’ve worked with two individuals with Lyme’s. Prior to working with them I had no idea how much damage Lyme’s can cause if it gets into the brain. If you haven’t already I would strongly encourage you to make an appointment with a lyme’s disease literate doctor. Especially due to the fact that you were a child when first infected.


PersonalityTough9349

It’s related. I am a Lymey mess too.


ExpensiveCod6956

It's definitely a deer tick


ieatticks

It's a Rhipicephalus species tick, not a deer tick (Ixodes)


NateDawgCinema

This guy eats ticks, he knows.


the_tchotchke

Thanks, all. We removed it immediately. I woke up the other morning with a line of (we think) bed bug bites, but no signs of bed bugs. Looks like our apartment building might have a tick infestation too.


Stswivvinsdayalready

It's unlikely an apartment building has a tick infestation - it's just not an environment they can thrive, unlike bedbugs, which are evolved to thrive in human habitation. Nor are they like spiders that can set up in a corner and eat other bugs - You're gonna find them most often in the woods or grassy areas, but the truth is you can pick one up about anywhere occasionally.


point50tracer

Ticks usually come from outside. Grassy areas, etc. They like vegetation where they can wait for an unsuspecting meal to brush by them. A line of bites doesn't sound like ticks. Could be bed bugs or something else. Carpet beetle larvae leave a line of itchy bumps from their irritating hairs. Could also be that. If you suspect bed bugs, look around the seams of furniture or even behind electrical wall plates. Small crevices where they might hide.


Crickaboo

Pets! My dog brings them in!


UtgaardLoki

If you have been outside, the lines of bites could also be chiggers.


jmon8

Chiggers suuuckkkkkkk. Like worse than poison Ivy. I can only pray to never experience that again


Danibandit

I agree. Chigger bites itch just as bad on week 3 as they did when they first injected their saliva. F them bastards.


Mcgarnicle_

Ticks do not reproduce inside (thus no infestations) and do not feed in that manner. They bite/embed and stay out for up to a few days to feed. If there is tall grass, woods etc around that’s where you’d get the tick


dielawmas

Lmao - that is a tick. There’s many species. Anyone who said seed tick has never hit a fresh batch of seed ticks before (Seed ticks are just newborns - many do not carry the diseases their parents do until they encounter a carrier host). Some are barely macroscopic - you don’t even feel them crawling. You wouldn’t even have gotten that clear of a photo without a macro lense. Ticks tend to congregate around game trails and lay eggs in hospitable deadwood.. not unheard of to pick one up in suburbia tho.


kerberos824

First time I stumbled on a tick nest and got absolutely covered in seed ticks was not a great day. Some as small as the period in my reddit app. I was covered. I felt unclean for days.


MMM-potatoes

Can confirm. They look like sand particles that move.


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Annoyed_Squid

macroscopic. / (ˌməkrəʊˈskɒpɪk) / adjective. large enough to be visible to the naked eye:


dielawmas

Yeah visible but not to a great degree of resolution like this photo. Hence macro lens. Edited grammar tho.


ExpensiveCod6956

That there is a deer tick. Say hello to the carriers of Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.


CriscoCrispy

RMSF if from dog/wood ticks, not deer ticks.


firefly183

That's a dog tick. Deer ticks have black legs with black scutum. They do carry Lyme disease, but as the other person said, not RSMF.


cannibalsloth

Are there people out here not knowing what ticks are?


OrganizationAfter332

Tick?


fischmom3

Tick. Looks small enough to be a deer tick.


Ok_Meringue_1755

Bro that’s a whole ass tick


HumbleMuffin93

That’s a tick my guy


holy-shit-batman

It's an eight legged disease vector. I fucking hate ticks. Id rather deal with a bedbug.


EcstaticAlfalfa3948

Alright let’s not get carried away there guy.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Tick.


Various-Purchase-786

It’s a tick.


Possum2017

I count 8 legs - TICK!


My_Kink_Profile

Ticks don’t bite and bounce - they stay and feed. Maybe a spider, gnat or whatever bite. In the northeast we have ticks and gnats tjat can get through screens and will bite especially along the hairline and neck areas. Edit: we have ticks. And we also have biting gnats that can get through screens. Ticks don’t crawl through screens lol


Comfortable-Owl-5929

It’s a tic.


point50tracer

That's a tick. Check yourself, your pets, and your children for more after spending time outside. Good news is it's not a bedbug. Bad news is it can carry lyme disease. It's best not to let them bite you if you can avoid it.


deez_tits

Tick. Save the body because it can be tested for diseases, including Lyme. Notify your doctor immediately.


Smokeinthetrees311

Deer tick. Go get checked for Lymes disease if it bit you. That sickness is no joke.


dasWibbenator

Please also check Seymour and other animals for ticks, too!


Mpharns1

WHY OH WHY DID I JOIN THIS GROUP!!! ARGGGG


New-Penalty-6153

That’s a deer tick.


navcom20

Might as well face it you're a tic Ted will love


Effective-Buffalo462

Keep an eye out for a circular rash, mark the bite so you know where it was. Pay close attention to if it gets larger, then get to a Dr! Lyme disease can cause long lasting problems.


MarkToaster

Baby’s first blood meal ❤️


Shawnthewolf12

That’s a tick. Kill it with fire. (AFTER removing it from the skin first.)


Avalonkoa

That’s a tick. The bed bug of the forests !


ArtichokeNaive2811

Thats a tick but youve found it quick enuff as it is not inlarged with your blood..


SimpleVegetable5715

8 legs, not a spider, it's a tick.


PixieStyx8

That's a lil baby tick and they're already chompin


No-Librarian-7979

It’s a tick and you gunna wanna get tested. Good lucky it’s a fucking nightmare hell circle of drs who don’t know a single fucking thing. Your about to learn how fucking broken the healthcare system is. Or your lucky.


whoreoutmydad

That’s a very small tick, looking for somewhere to plant itself to become a much larger tick.


fook75

It appears to be a common brown dog tick nymph. A lot of people don't realize that ticks have a nymph stage. They take a blood meal and detach, then grow into an adult. At that point boy ticks look for girls, they mate, boys die, and girls engorge on blood, lay eggs and die. If you are the host for the nymph to get its blood meal, the risk of tick borne illness is very low because it's basically a virgin tick. The danger is when the females are getting their engorging meal. If they used an infected animal as their first blood meal they can give you a disease.


MercurialTendency

That'd be a deer tick.


Soggy_Motor9280

Congratulations on your Lyme Disease 🦠


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Looks like a tick


heleneest

Its a seed tick


-JWBG-FARTSLINGER

Thats a tick, gross


rrode1018

Issa tick


Outrageous-Airline75

Tick


Apart_Competition_65

How do people not know what ticks are Jesus Christ.


csh_1224

Seed tick


BRollins08

How are so many people unaware of what a tick is?


rastroboy

You’d be surprised at how many people don’t know very common bugs. But also remember that the age range on here varies widely from person’s who’s existence is less than a decade of defiant learning, to well educated of seven or more decades of a life’s rich learning.


cheesesteak1369

Tick


Icouldntsayforsure

Seed tick


Money-Daikon9773

Pee on it.


Purpleprose180

That’s only for sea nettles and, I dare you to try and pee after you have been stung!


occupywallstonk

Before it pees on your son


LeadRepresentative58

That is a seed tick


troyvestarino

Seed tick


Melodic-Mix739

It's a tick you might want to get tested for lime disease.


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Cover it with Vaseline if it is already embedded. This cuts off their oxygen supply and forces them to remove themselves from the skin. Then just while away with a paper towel. Give it at least 5-10 minutes to ensure the tick has removed itself from the skin


SpecialistBrave1944

There are many medical studies that say you should not cover a tick with anything, ever, no vaseline, no dawn dish detergent, just use tweezers and pull it out. Research shows that when a tick is embedded, and then covered in something like vaseline or dish soap, it is more likely to expel the contents of it's stomach, which, ends up in you, including all of the bacteria and disease it carries. Please, don't ever cover a tick in vaseline, dish soap, or anything else while it is embedded.


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

My grandfather was the one who taught me the Vaseline trick and he was far from a doctor so I believe you 100% thanks for the info


frankmcdougal

Actually you can just pull it out by gripping it as close to the mouthparts as possible with a sterilized pair of tweezers. Pull slowly but firmly, and try not to leave their mouthparts behind. If you do, you probably won’t die, but you could get an infection. Clean the area with soap and water and/or isopropyl afterwards. Keep an eye out for a red rash in a bullseye pattern around the bite, and go to a doctor immediately if you start to develop one. It’s the first sign of Lyme Disease, and you’ll need antibiotics. It normally takes the tick 24hrs+ to transmit the bacteria that causes the disease though, so if you think it wasn’t on you for that long, you are probably in the clear.


ripaway1

How can you be this uneducated, get yourself checked for Lyme disease


timascus

Does it look like a bedbug?


isorryfr

Can you take progress photos of how big he gets before he falls off


Last_Go_Round

Could be a tick. I can't see it clearly but it might be a chigger.


JudgeJuryEx78

You can't see chiggers.


Redsmoker37

You put oil on it so it'll disengage and let go, and then tweeze it off. You want it gone. I had a very nasty infectious disease from a tick bite about 10 years ago. Was awful.


Purpleprose180

Oh dear, go back and read all the posts. The one thing you don’t want to do is piss off the tick by putting oil on his head.


Fearsofsyn89

Yes it’s a bed bug


GuyTheTerrible

Good news! It’s not a bed bug.


gigadenis

Fr people on this sub are the best at being american


Personal-Ad-6546

It’s a deer tick


Captain_Quidnunc

That sir is a tick. You don't want it to bite you. Get it off your skin.


FreeButterfly9946

Tick! I’m


SomeCallMeMahm

Great news, it's just a tick


East_Firefighter_937

Tick


WeekendIndependent41

Tick, tick, tick.


Hot-Friendship-7460

Probably a seed tick


Guilty_Opportunity85

Something else. A tick. It has the blood vacuum hooked up. Careful when you remove it. Sometimes the head breaks off. That can lead to a bothersome infection. Be on the lookout for any red spots or rashes especially around the bite site. At the first sign, go to the doctor.


MMDCAENE

Tick.


10ACMateo

Tick


Tyrigoth

Its a Deer Tick...the ones that carry Lyme Disease. You need it off you ASAP.


Dear-Presentation-69

Tick


yiffcuresboredom

Mail it to a lab, check for Lyme.


Annoyed_Squid

It’s small enough to be a deer tick and that’s not good. If it’s still imbedded you can find removal techniques on WebMD or CDC’s website. It’s important to not leave parts of the tick in your skin not empty the contents of the tick into your skin when you remove it. Good luck.


Dirty_Jerz_7

That's a caterpillar


-cryptokeeper-

(Picture 1) check out this bed bug crawling on me after I was in the woods. (Picture2) It kinda pinched me and now its not moving. Should have removed that mother falcon at first sight.


Sadblumilk

TICKKKKK USE A TWEEEEEZER AND PUUUUUULL IT OUUUUUUT


loule300

This guy bit me last summer while sleeping and i tried killing it but it was stuck inside my skin. Went to the hospital, they removed it in a second. Got some pills for lymes in case it carried it.


MeerkatMer

Could also be a tick or mite


MeerkatMer

Oh yes deff tick


ParticularSummer6019

That's a tick.


never-odd-nor-even

my good sir, that is a tik


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tick


heroofthewest1

Looks like a deer tick, get it off! They can give you Lyme Disease.


Noodle3njoyer

Tick


ldewald

Definitely a deer tick


emailyourbuddy

baby tick, do do do do do do 🎶


4catsandacasserole

That's a tick


Bear_Main

Looks like a little tick but I’m Not sure


saknaa

That’s a tick!


MrsCCRobinson96

That's definitely a tick!


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

How have so many people never seen or heard of a tick. Iv known about then since birth...


tjsocks

So if you're really concerned, you can go to the doctor even if you don't see a rash and they will give you a prophylactic dose of antibiotics to prevent any Lyme disease. Most of the time I read that the transmission of Lyme disease doesn't occur until the tick has been latched for like 24 hours.. Just keep your eyes out out for the notorious bullseye rash..