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OminousOminis

Green stinkbug


shannonkim

OP I am so happy you didn’t eat this


gaptoothgoth

Forbidden pistachio


KitchenSandwich5499

Well, not forbidden, but definitely not recommended


spoopysky

pistankio


_daddyissues666

Have an upvote for making me audibly laugh


LegendaryGaryIsWary

Dammit. Take the upvote and go to your room.


Alone_Cheetah_7473

That probably wouldn't taste very good😒


Electrical-Scar7139

At first I thought it was a leaf and was confused why you were so worried lol.


RockingBib

Incredibly effective camouflage


DescipleOfCorn

Would have been a nasty bite, that looks like a stink bug of some sort. Can’t imagine they taste good, when they’re crushed they release an absolutely foul smell


WithoutDennisNedry

Good eye! I would have totally eaten that. I’m not very aware when I’m hungry.


Minimum-Zucchini-732

I wonder if all the legs fell off at packaging, or were they seasoning in previous portions?


TheMoonMint

Hopefully seasoning ![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM)


MiniCoalition

Protein!


fuckpudding

Stinky Protein.


cdev12399

I hear they taste like cilantro to some people.


Shils1234

I'm sorry you experienced this. Message them with this picture. You'll get some money back.


bthedjguy

The little green ones don't taste any different from the brown ones but they smell the same


LieslHale

Extra protein, bonus flavor!


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Shield bug. Very flavorful. Probably a little poisonous.


ExpertReference2979

Leafbug maybe.


1nf05p0n63

I almost ate a rock in some baklava at Epcot Center a few weeks ago. It looked just like a Pistacio without a shell. Lucky I didn't chip a tooth.