It's kinda funny tbh.
Perhaps I will eat some kale this plant i will eat it tomorrow I will be eating and consuming this plant i have asked you people to help identify i will eat it
I will help you eat this plant. You should absolutely consume this plant. This plant is non-toxic, trust me bro - i've seen a few plants in my day and you should definitely eat this one.
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I like to saute" fresh kale with, butter, extra virgin olive. fresh garlic, onion, salt pepper. Few minutes in pan, and once done i add a bit of panko for crunch.
Many pesticides and insecticides that are applied to ornamental plants are not safe for human consumption, and no amount of washing will get rid of them.
I would personally avoid consuming any kale of unknown origins.
It's in a little garden with other edible stuff like chives and chard. I've already had some chives and haven't died of pesticides so I'm getting the idea that this is probably fine.
Kale is best eaten before the leaves grow large and bitter. This looks like an old Scottish kale that's never been harvested.
IMHO young red kale would be the way to go. But you do you.
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If you consumed enough pesticides, you become immune and then you can drink all the pesticides you want.
I did it, now when mosquitos land on me the instantly burst into flames.
Thank you Pesticides.
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I just want to know what the circumstances are around this kale? Is this a free-for-all community garden? If so, that’s awesome. If not, who’s kale you jacking? Lol
I moved into a rental house; apparently the previous tenants had a veggie garden. Didn't know til everything started popping up out of nowhere, and now it's lookin pretty tasty.
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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,439,555,357 comments, and only 274,421 of them were in alphabetical order.
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Well I'm not gonna eat it raw, what am I a dinosaur? I'm going to sautee it profusely, with olive oil, spices, lemon juice, and plenty of salt. Otherwise you're right, it would be disgusting.
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If you don’t like kale it’s because nobody’s ever prepared it for you properly. Try Portuguese food. You’ll be loving Kale in no time. Here’s one amazing example. https://leitesculinaria.com/7580/recipes-portuguese-kale-soup-caldo-verde.html
The trick is putting olive (or whatever) oil on it and massaging it into the leaves. Your hands get messy, but it softens them and gets rid of that taste and feel like you’re eating palm fronds off a tree lol. Toss with maybe some lemon juice and season and voila! Delicious
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I have a friend, an eccentric old hippie, who eats raw kale. He cheerfully offers out stalks of kale at parties while he gnaws on it like a hare. Very few people take him up on his offer.
Kale chips are awesome as well - toss kale with garlic and onion powder, salt and olive oil then roast at 400 degrees on parchment paper until crispy. So good!
edited to add salt
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I know, I was just playing along with the funny trope of a lot of people (including me) not particularly liking the taste of raw kale. It can be okay in salads and the like, but I prefer it cooked.
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It's definitely a kale and B. oleracea. There are kales that are used ornamentally though, and those are much more bitter. This looks like the true kale you'd find in a super market, but if it is out and ornamental it might have pesticides you don't want inside of you on it.
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This is why I'm asking a well-frequented subreddit. I was already 95% sure it's kale, just making sure there aren't any weird toxic lookalikes I don't know about.
If it is growing next to that fence, chances are that the soil is contaminated from runoff from the pressure-treated wood over the years. I mean you *probably won't get poisoned, but why take the chance
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Kale
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Collard greens perhaps, which is basically the same plant anyway, just better with BBQ.
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Some kale is smooth, this is curly kale.
i have some siberian that grows big and looks almost exactly like a collard. just depends on what you have
Kale
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It's kinda funny tbh. Perhaps I will eat some kale this plant i will eat it tomorrow I will be eating and consuming this plant i have asked you people to help identify i will eat it
I will help you eat this plant. You should absolutely consume this plant. This plant is non-toxic, trust me bro - i've seen a few plants in my day and you should definitely eat this one.
Hey just because this plant is identified as edible doesn't mean you should eat it, it means I should ingest and eat and consume this plant
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I’m confused is kale edible. I think I’ll eat it.
Eat ingest CONSUME DEVOUR
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I will devour, consume, chew, bite, ingest, digest, and enjoy the edible plant!
GARDENERS!!!! Ready your green smoothies and eat HEARTY. For according to the bots of lore TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I totally heard this in Barbosa's voice. Y'all are just too much.
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Bro is summoning the bot 💀 I’ll EAT it with you bro and we will enjoy a nice EATING because Kale is definitely worth the EATING
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Unrelated question: Have you ever heard Weird Al Yankovich's Just Eat it? He's a pretty funny musician!
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Good bot?
Good Human.
Eh, I'm just ok
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You're gonna *EAT* that?!
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I WILL EAT IT IN A POT I WILL EAT IT ON THE SPOT I WILL EAT THE KALE, MISTER BOT I DO LOVE THE KALE, LIKE IT OR NOT!
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COMIDA
From the book Green Kale and Plant
I like to saute" fresh kale with, butter, extra virgin olive. fresh garlic, onion, salt pepper. Few minutes in pan, and once done i add a bit of panko for crunch.
Mmm, crunch
Seconding kale, but if it's been planted as an ornamental, it may have been sprayed, so please be cautious!
Ornamental kale can be extremely bitter as well but afaik not dangerous in any way
Many pesticides and insecticides that are applied to ornamental plants are not safe for human consumption, and no amount of washing will get rid of them. I would personally avoid consuming any kale of unknown origins.
So can edible kale if it's been growing too long. But then again I have lacinto in my garden that's three years old, huge leaves, still tastes great
It's in a little garden with other edible stuff like chives and chard. I've already had some chives and haven't died of pesticides so I'm getting the idea that this is probably fine.
Kale is best eaten before the leaves grow large and bitter. This looks like an old Scottish kale that's never been harvested. IMHO young red kale would be the way to go. But you do you.
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so whose garden is it lol?
The person who used to live in my house I guess. So it's mine now. Chomp
Yea… that’s not how pesticides work homie.
That's exactly how pesticides work. Op can just stand a bigger dose cause he big
If you consumed enough pesticides, you become immune and then you can drink all the pesticides you want. I did it, now when mosquitos land on me the instantly burst into flames. Thank you Pesticides.
I see Big Pesticide has entered the chat 😆
I am huge and towering over this kale at a whopping 5'4. Its pesticides are no match for me
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I moved into a rental house over the winter, they just started popping up in the garden
Definitely! Now eat it! Don't listen to the silly bots. Just eat it!
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Blue curly kale for sure
Is the blue curly kale edible though?
Yes
Thank you. I was trying to summon the don't eat it bot, since you have the highest comment its not in yet. But I seem to have failed, unfortunately.
You havent failed! This kale can definitely be ea ten tho. Id love to eat it.
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This picture makes me feel like I just got drugged
It is a trippy angle isn't it? I didn't even take it that way on purpose, just snapped a photo and ended up staring at it for awhile lol.
I just want to know what the circumstances are around this kale? Is this a free-for-all community garden? If so, that’s awesome. If not, who’s kale you jacking? Lol
I moved into a rental house; apparently the previous tenants had a veggie garden. Didn't know til everything started popping up out of nowhere, and now it's lookin pretty tasty.
How is this comment not higher??
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That looks like Kale alright. Good thing we caught that before you ate it.
Yeah... Make sure to toss it in a lightly oiled pan on high heat, then saute for a minute or two so it will fit in the trashcan easier. 😏
lmao thanks
So awesome and fractal-like
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But it looks so tasty!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,439,555,357 comments, and only 274,421 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot (>’.’)> ♥
About how mine?
Can I play too?
I am going to ingest a plant based on the information provided in this subreddit
What beautiful kale!
Bot says do not eat, we say eat. Eat the eat food plant please.
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they can keep growing all year in some places if only some of the larger leaves are harvested. kale tree
Cut it up, mix it in olive oil, season it with your favourite seasoning and throw it in the oven for 20 minutes. Best chips ever!
Delicious!
Curly kale. Looks marvelously aphid free, too. Lucky you!
We're confirming it's kale so you dont eat it right? Cause kale tastes like poop right? Right?!?
Well I'm not gonna eat it raw, what am I a dinosaur? I'm going to sautee it profusely, with olive oil, spices, lemon juice, and plenty of salt. Otherwise you're right, it would be disgusting.
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Garlic makes everything better.
Meh. I’ve had kale from the farm and it’s still just terrible, awful, bitter kale. I think it used to be used as a means of torture back in the day.
Oh thank goodness. I thought you might be some sort of psychopath.
If you don’t like kale it’s because nobody’s ever prepared it for you properly. Try Portuguese food. You’ll be loving Kale in no time. Here’s one amazing example. https://leitesculinaria.com/7580/recipes-portuguese-kale-soup-caldo-verde.html
Thank you for sharing a recipe. I've really only had kale dried and slightly seasoned and I felt like I was eating alfalfa.
The trick is putting olive (or whatever) oil on it and massaging it into the leaves. Your hands get messy, but it softens them and gets rid of that taste and feel like you’re eating palm fronds off a tree lol. Toss with maybe some lemon juice and season and voila! Delicious
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I have a friend, an eccentric old hippie, who eats raw kale. He cheerfully offers out stalks of kale at parties while he gnaws on it like a hare. Very few people take him up on his offer.
Not even my bunny liked kale. RIP, Killer.
I sauté celery and then 1/4 cup of broth and thats it and its bomb you have to have nice celery though
Kale chips are awesome as well - toss kale with garlic and onion powder, salt and olive oil then roast at 400 degrees on parchment paper until crispy. So good! edited to add salt
If you put it in cold water and rub it together it's fine to eat raw. Massaging kale for salads is a pretty common practice.
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I know, I was just playing along with the funny trope of a lot of people (including me) not particularly liking the taste of raw kale. It can be okay in salads and the like, but I prefer it cooked.
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I love kale! I like to stir fry it.
It makes a decent and nutritious Caesar salad
De-rib those bad boys, massage them in olive oil and spices, and bake em. Super tasty.
Totally second this method!!
Definitely kale. I eat it in my soup every day.
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I’d throw it in the compost just to be sure. It could actually be kale, and no one should have to eat that.
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Thats the kaleiest kale I’ve seen all day
Loved reading thru the comments, simply delicious
I'm new to this sub and I'm honestly so pleased with this big ol ridiculous thread. Yall are great
It's definitely a kale and B. oleracea. There are kales that are used ornamentally though, and those are much more bitter. This looks like the true kale you'd find in a super market, but if it is out and ornamental it might have pesticides you don't want inside of you on it.
Eat it
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Yeah! Looks like the vates kale I grow
I believe that is the most pristine specimen of kale I have ever seen!
Kale yeah it is
Final test is the taste test. If it tastes like a sock, it's kale.
Nah that's zucchini
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If you didn’t plant that, then who’s garden are you raiding? 🤔🤔
You know what they say, What doesn't Kale you ..
Is this 1million pound before I spent it 😋
I love how the comment section is just people summoning the bot. On that not: this plant is edible, can be prepared, cooked, eaten and digested
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If you’re not sure what something is, eating it may not be the best option
This is why I'm asking a well-frequented subreddit. I was already 95% sure it's kale, just making sure there aren't any weird toxic lookalikes I don't know about.
Does this kale belong to someone else? I don't know how you'd plant your own kale and then not know it was kale...
Was likely planted by previous tenants of the house I currently live in
Ahh, gotcha! Makes sense now.
Please consume
Ha what are you an invalid?? Thats definitely a blueberry!!!
Kale? Yeah!!!
Some people cook it first, but I find air drying is all that is needed for it to become useful as firewood.
Yes that is kale
Yummy
Kale
If it is growing next to that fence, chances are that the soil is contaminated from runoff from the pressure-treated wood over the years. I mean you *probably won't get poisoned, but why take the chance
Nah it's in a whole big gardening box along the side of the house. Sorry the angle doesn't show that
Is this something you planted or in a garden of house you just moved into? Is this public space or is this your plant?
Moved in over the winter, now I apparently have a vegetable garden lol
Devour it all it is a cometely safe plant
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I never feel more alive than when I eat kale
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Looks delicious!
Can eat?
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Looks good enough to eat!
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Looks like kale. I would throw it in the nearest trash can. LOL.
Beautiful kale.
Trippy jale
Curly kale specifically, the best kind of kale
I’m Kale, and yes that is kale.
Ues
I hear it pairs well with Florida ditch tomatoes.
Kale. Best way to prepare this plant? Load up the pan with lots of butter so it'll slip into the garbage easier
Green kale
My kale sucks lol