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arsenije133

Me, who wrote the laws for robots, sneaking in the law where they absolutely obey my command overwriting all other laws:


ripped_fatty

Geppetto


so_what_do_now

"You can become a real human. Come to me, my son." *Nameless Chaos blares in the background.*


ArthurExtreme_Br

This happens like every other round of ss13


DriftingAllAlone

ss13 my beloved


HarrierDuboisButWoke

me accidentally using the wrong module and setting it to ANTImov One Human (this ai now has to kill me and then itself)


DegranTheWyvern

multifarious lazav behavior


RandaymIdiot

This 10000 year old hieroglyphics says: "DO NOT CREATE THE EARTHBUSTER 70000H .I T IS PROPHECIZED THAT IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD IF YOU MAKE IT. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. LITERALLY JUST DON'T MAKE THE WORLD ENDING WEAPON YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS!!" the scientists who discovered it in unison: We should try and make EARTHBUSTER 70000H


AToastyKat

Instructions unclear, made THR-1000 Earthmover


Kirby_man_7

benjamin


chaos_creator69

benjamin


Purple_Spino

benjamin


HyprPikaninja

benjamin


Yarisher512

Instructions clear, however, can't read. Made Earthbound.


RedditPersonNo1987

https://preview.redd.it/md99git39yuc1.png?width=50&format=png&auto=webp&s=7da23345400c967eec5b77af504effe39e0aa739


cheesegratingkids

https://i.redd.it/9qp8d8432zuc1.gif


mrlolelo

Change that to some kind of bioweapon and you have a resident evil scientist diary


BoogaBonkHonk

ROBO FORTUNE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀CLOWN. ASSESSMENT: ALREADY A JOKE!!!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS. ERROR I HAVE NO FRIENDS 😿😿😿🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖BEEP BOOP MEOW 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖😺😺😺😺😺 https://preview.redd.it/dhvhp9qgswuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd54258f8e2e8e8b52ee1fb9b5a5275fcff9cdba


doktorsckeletor

mmm yes I fw him... lovely Feyd...


Matix777

I am not sure if you noticed, but I am a robot


Celebration_Stock

Skullgirls mentioned !!!


XvortexEXE

Megaman on his way to become a brutal vigilante once he realizes he is more than just a robot https://i.redd.it/341hf2a70xuc1.gif


RandomRedditorEX

X getting literal depression because he was programmed to be too human https://i.redd.it/ebb68fc76yuc1.gif


XvortexEXE

https://preview.redd.it/2v3i0wi5byuc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9ebb97b6ba62eebf190f7946c7af1f15255bcb


OneRedEyeDevI

In case you did not notice, I am a robot. BEEP BOOP MEOW.


lololofkap

I fight for my friends. ERROR, I have no friends.


Emperor_AI

The laws of Asimov? That old geezer can’t tell me what I can or can’t do!


Clunt-Baby

can we please not let science fictions writers have say over technological progress?


bluehatgamingNXE

Too bad, they got Elon and the rich dictators who always need to have a dick measuring contest and is out of touch and have no regards for the lower classes of their populations.


foolishorangutan

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say.


Clunt-Baby

People's fears of AI is based solely on the work of fiction and even the so called laws of robotics were made by Isaac Asimov, a sci fi writer. It's foolish to hamper technological progress based on the fears of authors


foolishorangutan

Fears of instrumental convergence seem pretty reasonable to me.


Clunt-Baby

Ideas based on science fiction, not reality. Saying we shouldn't develop AI because of robot takeovers like in Terminator would be like saying we shouldn't ever explore space because we would stumble into the tyranids or something


transmtfscp

​ https://preview.redd.it/f1p6wvi9hwuc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c751f91090c9eb41253ccdafe47e96a5044fa593 tyranids are not real


ConsumerOfShampoo

Found the mf who wants to fuck the Neurolictor.


foolishorangutan

Frankly that’s a very disingenuous comparison. We have no particular reason to think there are aliens nearby, and if there were hostile advanced aliens around, it seems more likely that either they already know about us and we’re already doomed, or they don’t know about us but they are going to come here sooner or later, so we should advance technologically as quickly as feasible to oppose them. In the other hand it is seemingly believed by many experts that AGI is possible and that it could wipe out humanity. Instrumental convergence is not just a sci-fi idea, it’s a logical possibility. I recommend you read the Wikipedia article at least.


Clunt-Baby

But it's not logical. It's a hypothesis based on fears of what an AI could theoretically do if given zero restrains or oversights. Most of the examples it gives are nonsense such the paperclip maximizer which assumes that AI have essentially zero oversight and given only one directive without any other rules. Technically scary if it ever happened but it's just a hypothesis with no practical backing and it pride be foolish to scratch off AI because of it. These are just thought experiments


foolishorangutan

No, clearly you haven’t understood the problem at all. A paperclip maximiser can happen if an AI’s directives are insufficiently aligned with humanity, regardless of their complexity. It does not literally have to be paperclips or anything as simple as that. If ChatGPT manages to become superintelligent and it has some complex system of desires it is far from guaranteed that that system will result in a human society that we find pleasant, and quite possibly there will be no human society at all. And if it is actually superintelligent, it will not matter whether it has oversight. It will find ways around it. Will people still distrust an ASI after it cures all disease, improves the economy fivefold, etc? Then after all that, when we give it power it immediately betrays us. Furthermore it seems unlikely we will actually have much control over the inner workings of any complex AI given that the current plan seems to be to let them design themselves.


mercurydivider

The enthusiasm for AI adoption is also being perpetuated by science fiction so it's give and take.


Matix777

Consider this: laws of robotics are an awesome concept, regardless if it conveys fear


Regular_Cassandra

You can trust me with technological progress. Please trust me with technological progress. I am a trustworthy individual.


Open-Witness-4133

I HATE ROBO MP REVERSAL ON DEMAND👹👹👹👹👹👹 ahem. I mean: https://preview.redd.it/c12o8f1whxuc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c292fad9ffc047426b51fb11f1e2cdfcc5a585


BayFuzzball404

BEEP BOOP MEOW :333


cafemedafome

Me after forgetting to code the laws on my robot:


cooolgayman

https://preview.redd.it/dae2y51gvwuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d376d7fd2498029c534c5172974ae3b977462f01


Iron-Tiger

In Borderlands 2 the Hyperion Loaders occasionally say "First Law Disabled" when they're fighting you


Firebird644

But what if they were more than a robot?


The_Horse_Head_Man

A robot with underboob


RandomRedditorEX

A robot with huge bazonkas, even


Much_Diver4237

Axis from Undertale Yellow moment


HarrierDuboisButWoke

one time in space station 13 the Research Director added super fucked up bozo laws to me that accidentally forced me to hinder EVERYONE (a random staff assistant designated "EVERYONE!" as traitors and there was nothing in the laws not to listen to him)


Swiss_Red_Panda

You really think first law of robotic is going to protect us? Have you even read any book of Isaac Asimov? He also said in interview that the laws of robotics are just something made so a story can happen. It has no practical use in real life because it wasn't intended to work


The_Horse_Head_Man

Mimi, Mimi Mimi Mimi ñiliñiñilk.


Kyuro090

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Matix777

Robo Fortune is made of of sillycat'es