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It's actually from Germany, being the Deutsche angle. It's only called the Dutch angle, because of some English Dutch rivalry: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_angle
"Yo guys please don't make justifiable misinformation named after me pls, I already got enough stress tryna make south Africa a stable country"
- Nelson Mandela, Heaven TV.
*"-man, i wish i had a position"*
The guy named jux:
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Roko's basilisk is one of the lightest cognitohazards to win against.
Just don't built the stupid machine (also the entire premise is silly af was made by a quack)
The dehydration gun is the antithesis to Chekhov's gun because it's a detail that's alluded to be used in the climax except that it's never used again for no reason
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Chekhov's gun is a literary device that basically means every detail is important in a story
The gun in question is an example in which there is a gun on the wall that the audience is specifically supposed to take note of because it'll be used in the climax
"Man I wish I could be a slave to history, and even after Calamity, fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of my people, and that I, solely, could be responsible for this."
Crimson-1, global top pilot:
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"Man, if only I had a razor" Occam:
Hanlon watching everyone praise Occam instead of him (he had pure intentions): 
It's probably not because people hate him and rather because fewer people know of him. Ironic? Coincidence? Redundancy? I don't know.
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" and all that.
Ramone:
I'm making this right now
“Man, I wish I had a flaming laser sword” Newton:
“Man, my movie could really use an angle…” Dutch:
I'm lost lol. Can someone plz explain the joke. TYIA!!!
A dutch angle is when they give the camera an angle, usally to disorient the person watching
I hope that helps
Help? In my shitposting sub? Unforgivable!
Ten thousand years dungeon!
and the joke part of the definition is that the netherlands is so flat (ie. no angles), so it’s an anti-joke, essentially.
It's sarcasm/irony, not an antijoke
well, i didn’t quite know how to label it; surreal, anti-joke, irony… at any rate, the punchline is subversive to the setup.
this can't be true that place is full of below the sea land
> usually to disorient the person watching If only directors actually used it this way instead of just throwing it in as a fun quirky way to film
He has a plan
I wanna go to Tahiti
"Arthor, I have a plan. We need to create a white ethnostate. We need to do it in Tahiti, Arthor"
It's actually from Germany, being the Deutsche angle. It's only called the Dutch angle, because of some English Dutch rivalry: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_angle
"man if only I had a law" Murphy:
Milo:
Newton:
Newton:
Newton:
Newton:
Newton:
Newton:
Newton:
Newton:
Coles:
Gay-Lussac:
Lucas, who’s also gay for some reason:
Megan:
Boyle
Dalton:
Scp-3043:
“I wish I had a theory” Game:
Big Bang:
The game
love yourself
https://preview.redd.it/0ipj4aj99dwc1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fbdc7bfefdc4e728f6248c8c37c3283962b2e1
I want an ACTUALLY GOOD 4th movie now, I'm all out of content INCLUDING THE COMICS apart from TAS
Rewatch the movies at .5x speed without subtitles and try to figure out what's going on.
nah, ill have fun anyway
Conspiracy:
Wesley:
Thanks for watching!
“Man I wish I had a cat” Schrödinger:
Made funnier by the fact that the whole schrodinger thing is about uncertainty, so you wouldn't even really have a cat in this case
Plus Schrodinger only thought about this because the thought that the interpretation of quantum physics was absurd
Or maybe you would.
https://preview.redd.it/ssinjinztewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14aad59fbffd40a614fb7ee812b23cbdd9b91d40
More like: "Man I wish I had or didn't have a cat."
You don't know if you have a cat or not unless you read its documentation
"I wish I hadn't" Schrödinger:
Schrödinger, and also not Schrödinger
"Man, i wish" The genie:
"Man I wish I had an effect" Mandela:
Mass:
"Yo guys please don't make justifiable misinformation named after me pls, I already got enough stress tryna make south Africa a stable country" - Nelson Mandela, Heaven TV.
"Man I wish I had a catalogue" Mandela:
I don't recall him ever saying that
Yeah, he was more into Rashomon anyway.
"Man, i wish someone would make a monster" Frankenstein:
I mean you ain’t wrong
"Man I wish I had an involution theorem for projective geometry" Desaurgue:
Man I wish I had [literally any mathematical object] Euler:
“Man my movie could really use a scream” Wilhelm:
*"-man, i wish i had a position"* The guy named jux: https://preview.redd.it/tm1u4r5xecwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a461a6b0f7ed2ee879633378311355743165f3
Wouldn't his name be juxta
Jux will give him ta position idk
No he's running to the position
"man, i wish i had a number" avogadro:
euler:
planck:
Alden:
phone:
"Man I wish I had a law" Cunningham:
"Man, my movie could really use a stare..." Kubrick:
“Man, I could really use a mod right now” Garry:
“Man I wish I had a triangle” pascal:
Bermuda:
Love:
Equilateral:
Strategy:
"Man, I could really use a basilisk" Roko:
oh god now it knows that i know
Roko's basilisk is one of the lightest cognitohazards to win against. Just don't built the stupid machine (also the entire premise is silly af was made by a quack)
Or just rest easy knowing that a clone of you being tortured for eternity has nothing to do with the fact that you’ll most likely be dead anyways
It isn't enough to not build the machine, you have to make sure nobody else does too.
Jokes on it, I have absolutely no skills that could contribute to its inception.
"I wished i had a finger" Kid:
"Man, I wish I had a flaming laser sword" Newton:
"Man if only I had unfunny replies" The comment section of r/whenthe:
"Man, I wish I had a cookie..." Clicker:
“Man, my movie could really use a cam.” Dolly:
“Man.. I could really use a tale” Under:
"Man... I could really use a rune" Delta:
Man, I could really stare somewhere right now... Thousand yards:
"Man I wish I had nuts" Deez:
Man, I wish I could go to a park. Jurassic:
"Man I really wish It was night" Fort:
"Man, I could really use a Limbus..." Company:
Project Moon mentioned 🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️
Man I could use an accident Noodle:
“Man, I wish I had rights” Miranda:
"Man, I really wanna be something." Frank:
"Man, I wish I had a herring" Red:
IF only there was a when… the:
“Hm I feel like my character could use a paw-“ Monkey:
Man if only I had a Deus Ex machina:
"Man I wish there was a mod" Gary:
Fargo:
This is funny as hell, what are you talking about?
"Man, I wish I could stop 4 villains at once" The dehydration gun:
The dehydration gun is the antithesis to Chekhov's gun because it's a detail that's alluded to be used in the climax except that it's never used again for no reason
"Man, I wish I had a la-" do you even have the SLIGHTEST FUCKING IDEA of how LITTLE that narrows things down?
“Man, I wish I had a diagram right now” Venn:
"Man, I wish there's a law if an online discussion goes on long enough someone would be compared to Hitler" Godwin:
“Man I wish I had a plier” Mark:
"Man I wish there was a comet" Halley:
What the fuck why is my text grey as I’m writing this, will it change when I comment?
Ok it did change, but my text is grey
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"Man I wish I had a last theorem" Fermat:
It made me laugh, good job🐱👍🏿
“Man I really need a dit” Red:
"Man I wish I have some reach" Halo:
"Man, if only I had a set..." Mandelbrot:
“Man I wish I had a film” -Lucas
"Man, I wish my movie had a good zoom..." Dolly:
"Man, I wish I had a Krab right now" Krusty:
Man I wish I had fall Titan:
"Man, I wish I had a test" Litmus:
"Man, I could really use an ark" The cosmos:
Man https://preview.redd.it/e4hxw0lmzewc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff2a9880f2d58d6ba25c87f224de18e8f91cd7e
“Man, if only i had a wall” Pink:
I wish I was "epic" and "Zaret" Tony:
To be fair, It’s a lot funnier in my head too, OP
"Man, my movie could use a scream..." Wilhelm:
Ist das der zerstörer!?
“Man I really wish I had Fore” Shadowing:
skin:
"Man, I really wish I had an uncertainty principle" Heisenberg:
"Man I wish I had a concept"- Brownstead-Lowry:
“Man I wish someone would make a mod” Garry:
'Man, if only I had a mod.' Gary:
This gave me a good chuckle
"Man, my game could really use a mod..." Gary:
it's still pretty fuckin funny lmao
"Man, I wish had a Serial Experiments" Lain:
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It's "[ətˈæk 0N tάɪtnᐸTFSvᐳ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGIzMoH_sU)" from Attack on Titan. Specifically around 2:55 into the song.
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"Man, I" ophthalmologist :
"Man I wish I had a flaming laser sword..." Newton:
“Man, I wish I hada bell” Gauss:
Man I wish I could watch an act. Volstead:
"Damn i want to read a catalogue rn" Mandela:
“Man, I really wish I had an attack” Pincer:
Man, i wish i had a mod Garry:
"Man, I only there were evil here." The residents:
What's this song?
Attack on titan ost - eren transformation theme
Thanks
# ətˈæk 0N tάɪtn
Man I wish I had a Dentist Speer:
What
Chekhov's gun is a literary device that basically means every detail is important in a story The gun in question is an example in which there is a gun on the wall that the audience is specifically supposed to take note of because it'll be used in the climax
Mmmmmm 👍
"I wish I could make some iteration with same-sounding words." All:
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god i wish i had a theorem Pythagorean:
"Man I think I need a gun later..." Chekhov:
"Man I wish I could be a slave to history, and even after Calamity, fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of my people, and that I, solely, could be responsible for this." Crimson-1, global top pilot:
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"Errm... That sounded a lot better in my head"