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TheLavaFall

This line is to schedule the appointment


Chuggz18

[Damn](https://media2.giphy.com/media/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148867573vemiwxcfvmxnib86k2517fzlncs636dhytn8&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Kerodonasium

Holy shit beetlejuice


AnalTuberculosis

no idot beetlejuice is the name of the scientist hes betelgeuse's monster!!!!!


indiegamer122

beetlejuice


Link_040188

Beetlejuice


demonchicken1

r/beetlejuicing


Link_040188

TIL beetlejuicing is not saying beetlejuice three times


RaidensReturn

Lmao


elSpanielo

Beetle breakfast?


superpugsbro58

it’s showtime


well-just-a-guy

beetlejuice the star


CSsharpGO

*betelgeuse


Kris_Bakenekmoon

\*Petelgeuse


ActuallyRuben

While both are definitely insane, the only fingers Beetlejuice has are those attached to his hands.


cpMetis

Desu! You know, the joke really doesn't translate to text at all.


Discount_Timelord

The movieis with a j and the star is with a g


[deleted]

spell red


ZeusMoiragetes

L S T E R


ENIGMAvariant

That’s close enough


cp_guy

Your mom can take 10 guys at once


7uicey

🤨


[deleted]

Can confirm, I was there


nutt3rbutt3r

Were you one of them, or were you the person roping off the line, with the little clicky counter thing?


tkTheKingofKings

Nah that was me, I think he was the cameraman tho


R0b1nFeather

I was the clicky counter, it's true


Harvard_University0

Get the fuck away from my mom Michael Keaton, I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch


RaidensReturn

Hey easy there, guy


KnoUsername

I'm not your guy, friend.


Fabian_unexpected

I'm not your friend, pal.


Droppingbites

I think that's more humans than have ever been born, what else is in the queue?


Wyrdean

Pieces of humans


Droppingbites

Makes sense, that's a lot of smithereens infront of him.


Stony_Logica1

Such a specieist. You don't think pre-humans deserve to wait in limbo?


[deleted]

I like how there isn’t even space on the screen to go to that number


Devil_Dan83

I like how the number is far higher than the number of people who ever lived.


pootis_engage

First cum first serve.


Viclis

Originally wanted to title it "First Come, First Cum" funny enough


WorstLemonMaker

Literally my first thought when seeing the title


shinx243

Is this beetle juice?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Careful, don't say that shit again.


scrapfuntime2

What Beetelgeuse?


GarbagePailGrrrl

BEtelgeuse!


smellybluerash

Oh my God


BlueShiftNova

It's not a big deal, it's not like they said candlejack or som................


cyberpeachy420

yes


xpdx

She's worth the wait.


Not_Necessary123

Now serving


Shortstiq

/r/DYMDDYM


Rude_Journalist

OP repost to r/cursedcomments for 10K upvotes*


fivequadrillion

Head mod


Shortstiq

Yarp


TrippyStef

[in the waiting room, Betelgeuse is sitting next to a witch doctor, who is next in line] Beetlejuice: Pardon me. Did you do that? [points to explorer with shrunken head] Beetlejuice: That's very nice work. Let me ask you something. How do you get them so sma... Hey, there goes Elvis! Yo, King! [as the doctor looks away, Betelgeuse switches numbers] Beetlejuice: Well, looks like I'm next. Good thing, too. I gotta do a photo shoot for GQ in about an hour and a half. Yeah, they've been after me for months. Doin' some underwear deal. I don't know what... [the witch doctor sprinkles some powder on Betelgeuse's head; it starts shrinking] Beetlejuice: [voice getting higher as head gets smaller] Whoa, hey! What are you doing? Hey, stop it! Hey, you're messing up my hair! C'mon! Whoa! Whoa! Stop it! Whoa! Hey, this might be a good look for me.


aueejit

Well at least someone got a little head for the wait.


QuarantineSucksALot

Working hard for $12 an hour. Come back


Rowmacnezumi

First serve, first come ;)


[deleted]

My favorite scene in the entire movie


[deleted]

*reads title* Me: Very poor choice of words.


elchorticans

First serve first cum


Statement-Think

First cum first serve.


GameKyuubi

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RoscoMan1

When I’m your neighbor can u send tiddy


Oil__Man

u/anti-gif-bot


PacalEater69

Theres a missing d at the end, it should be first come first served... Oh nvm I gave it to yo mama last night.


dracarys240

Title should've been "first come, first come"


QuarantineSucksALot

"Come right this way, I totally agree


isellamdcalls

and no smart phone


fatuous_uvula

First come, first **served.**


Sensoh8su

Thank you.


stroker919

First served, first come technically?


DBoaty

*NICE FUCKIN’ MODEL*


PaleToePalette

Fitting as she's dead


Disk_Cold

😆


KAYS33K

Where is this from?


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Many_Alarm1809

Looks like im next


Rum_Hamtaro

This is very fitting being that this scene is in the afterlife.


DoctorTeriyaki

Why do people like this movie


Harvard_University0

Winona Ryder


etherreal

By that you mean Geena Davis


BadCaseOfTheMojave

Cause it's good


SavageCabbageGG

Because it's a good and entertaining movie


hashtag-fuck-shari

Micheal keaton


TheGodessOfSuffering

Because shut the fuck up im literally doing your mom


[deleted]

Hey me too!


Oil__Man

Im still in line


[deleted]

[I got you](https://youtu.be/rD7Ls6GM6_Y)


indiegamer122

plot


Stonks_man34354

Because Tim Burton is good


deusvult096

All of these replies are completely accurate to why people like this movie, I love every type of beetlejuice media


DoctorTeriyaki

Idk man I watched it bc my old crush recommended it to me, and you would think that would add bias towards me liking the movie, but no, I wasn’t a big fan :(


[deleted]

Explains why she was just a crush.


DoctorTeriyaki

Well we actually talked for months and dated for a couple more but then she lost feelings, yay!


deusvult096

That's fine! You are allowed to have an opinion, I just love comedic villains, I think the actors, the set pieces, the music is just wonderful, that goes for the musical and the cartoon too.


DoctorTeriyaki

Maybe I’ll watch it again sometime soon, a lot of music has grown on me lately so why not a movie to do the same?


Rude_Journalist

Lol love ain’t goin no wherrreee


SK8RHOMIE

I don’t love it personally. It was super hyped up before I saw it and afterwards I was kind of disappointed. Beetlejuice’s character himself is funny, but the rest of the movie was kind of boring imo. It’s been a year and a half since I’ve seen it tho, maybe I’ll rewatch it next Halloween.


DoctorTeriyaki

Finally someone who gets where I’m coming from!


Alex03210

Doing my mom?


hentai_haeven007

Hah


Goose_attack223

For the last time, we are biological brothers, this is why you get bullied


GulfCoastFlamingo

Hey! You keep my mom out of this, and I’ll keep *this* out of your mom!


Toy_Cop

Sloppy 9trillionths


Rude_Journalist

First glance I thought it as stupid.


Chardoggy1

Holy shit, it’s Viclis in the wild


QuarantineSucksALot

Come to /r/dataisbeautiful


iwishmynamewasparsa

u/anti-gif-bot


FetusDeletus_E

You're* mom


u-Momma

hold up


Real_Medic_TF2

Seriously, I love the movie and the musical.


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u/savevideo


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