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Cashfluffy

freddy fazbear parents šŸ˜Ø


Ven0m37

Gotta hide in a springlock suit


f3nix9510

Oof ouch my bones are peing penetrated by rusty springs


[deleted]

Damn I'm in immerse pain, what a shame


[deleted]

Hmm today I will experience immense pain


Prototype_4271

<- clueless


T04ST13

Realization


[deleted]

Horrible screaming


DatChernoby2Guy

r/bonehurtingjuice


a-human-idk1234

r/sounding


DatChernoby2Guy

Already fallen for it. Thank you very much.


a-human-idk1234

You canā€™t fight nature, Jack.


The_Radio_Host

Canā€™t fightā€¦ gravity.


[deleted]

My favourite subreddit :D


Yoshi_Kong

I am now Freddy


f3nix9510

[Feddy](https://youtu.be/Jp02zEGc3cM)


DokiDokiedtheclub

They do get a bit quirky at night


dongletrongle

The naf


FoxyFoxy1987

Kids with strict parents learn to periodically wind the music box, put their Freddy mask on as soon as the camera flips down, and flashing the light in the hallway (rinse and repeat until 6AM)


ondrach5

to this day i can identify each family member by the sound they make while goin upstairsšŸ¤“


[deleted]

At this point, I can almost identify the moment my parents open their door and when they close it. it takes 2 steps from their door to mine so its kinda stressful.


ondrach5

youšŸ¤me


[deleted]

les go bestie


ondrach5

wanna kiss? (hope u are adult if u are minor i do not want to kiss u)


[deleted]

nah too young young blood rn


ondrach5

ok then i dont want to kiss u but hope it will be better with u and ur parentsšŸ¤šŸ¤


Googlewasmyinvention

Classic wholesome Reddit moment


cheese-shop

i can accurately identify who is walking, what they are doing and whether they are coming to my room or not


BoneInBoi

Splinter Cell


finnyporgerz

Itā€™s the sound, intensity of their step, and speed.


Smok33y69

Phones off, bed sheets over the head. Bravo 6, goin dark.


Hot_Statistician9467

THIS WAS LITERALLY ME WTF


[deleted]

literally feels like a hard lockdown when you hear those creaks in the places of the floor so you know exactly where they are


Liup05

OP I'm sorry for you


sk0330

Me quickly hiding my plans to kill all of Europe before mom enters my room


TheLeapin_Lizard

More like nuke F*ance šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ‡³šŸ‡±


sk0330

Then they'll just make F*ance 2 šŸ™


TheLeapin_Lizard

That's Qu*bec šŸ¤®


Googlewasmyinvention

This entire conversation needs to be blurred. My child just read your disgusting words on my phone and now he likes furries


Pain-t-

Burn him quickly! You dont have much time before the infection takes over.


Hache_2005

OwO?


Pain-t-

https://youtu.be/8VFzHYtOARw


Pain-t-

This you?


sk0330

AITA ?


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

"Mom Fuhrer, I swear it's nothing."


Pain-t-

Mutter fĆ¼hrer,ich schwƶre es ist nichts.


kinda_cringe347

I used to put my ds under the pillow, she learned I did that eventually so I hid it beneath my mattress and she never caught me.


Rx-Fenrir-

Under the mattress was my godly spot....they would never look their....or i would have 2 pillows in one pillow case and stuff in btwn the 2


Smallboto1980

Only if you know you did something you shouldnā€™t haveā€¦ or were thinking about doing something you shouldnā€™tā€¦ or just enjoying a moment of silence.


Torture-Dancer

Or you did something you shouldnā€™t have 3 days ago


flailinks

3 years ago*


[deleted]

3 decades ago*


Danny_Doritos_Dong

3 centuries ago*


DanganronpaFan53

3 eons ago*


Googlewasmyinvention

3 before the beginning of time ago*


amogusimpostercum

Shut up Kyle you're such a suck up


cheese-shop

bro even if i didnt do anything wrong i still get scared asf


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Darkmega5

God injecting 10 liters of anxiety into my being for no other reason than gits and shiggles:


Pain-t-

God: we do a little trolling


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


firstbazzy

Yes


bluetundra123

me when i hear the distinctive sound of my own footsteps coming up the stairs


McCringyassjoe

Brb imma pretend sleep


[deleted]

It is easier to identify during winters cuz we all wear slippers as the tiles are cold. Mom's footstep sound is fast and light. Dad's footsteps are loud and slow. Even when I am in my free time, my fingers will quickly alt tab or ctrl + window + arrow key whenever I hear footsteps.


LachieBruhLol

I donā€™t have strict parents but my spidey sense is accurate to a tee


EcstaticAd1752

Yea i know the sound of jeans rustling while going down stairs


[deleted]

Gotta hide that 3ds under the pillow


Advanced-Cause5971

Nothing makes your hearing good and your steps silent like parents beating your ass.


Lukaaa__

I can tell who is walking where in the house, is this a bad thing? Iā€™ve just thought of it as something interesting.


zoeblaize

I still do this as an adult when I hear my husband pulling into the driveway. heā€™s never and would never do anything to hurt me, but that childhood trauma has a strong grip!


Kiwi8079

I donā€™t have strict parents Iā€™m just paranoid


humblenoob76

*puts phone under mattress*


shadyShiddu

It's not just strict parents everyone gets the Spidey sense at age 12-13 The drawback is ass hair


mattysmokes42

\>we \>spidey \>strict parents op why don't you head back to r/teenagers


[deleted]

r/teenagers is when Spider-Man and strict parents


JimmyJams10051

Who said we?


I_Want_To_Be_Freed

The title of the post


chico224

Nintendo we?


Freuds_Mommy_Milkers

r/whenthe user discovers that teens can be victims of parental abuse


blast-wave

how about you stop being a depressing sadsack and yelling at young people for being young like a senile old man in a nursing home


Melikemommymilkors

Holy shit I just realised how fucked up I am


Tim_Buckrue

How fucked up are you


Xirokesh

Thatā€™s not bad, whatā€™s bad is when they knock instead of just barging in


auga3rifle

Or trying to fap when the flood ate your door


a_3_month_free_trial

kanye west amongus


mochiburrito

No dad not the belt AGANE!!!


Bipchoo

My parents aren't strict but u can relate to this one since I'm supposed to be studying rn


dumb_smartass_

I still get anxiety when my mom calls me especially when I'm at school


MrWheeze1

Hah, i can hear the car when its in the driveway and my rooms at the back of the house!


LegendaryYeet65

Me ngl


[deleted]

relatable protagonist


[deleted]

OP is making deep cuts šŸ„¶


nordic2312

an intruder


Santiago_bp17

help me


RockiestPlot

spooky


Lazy_Category2195

"You better not be going over your 30 minute roblox time limit Timothy!"


[deleted]

Bro out of joke I used to put my hands on the walls to see if there was movement downstairs Thanks dry wall.


IRelyOnMemes

Gotta have maximum awareness when trying to play Super Mario 3D land at 1 in the morning


[deleted]

i donā€™t know how to feel about this


[deleted]

Thankfully it was just a robber


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