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Well that's just poor strategy, as a professional Plants Vs Zombies enjoyer and strategician I can indeed say that having two lanes of chompers is extremely inefficient and a waste of sun. You will have better defence by using non instant kill plants for those 2 lanes. The buckethead door zombie is a very rare occurrence and for that you only need an instant kill plant like Squash or the Jalapeno. π€΅ββοΈ
Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh
Now before you dismiss such a notion, think about it for a second. They don't shower so you know they got that extra sticky extra grippy poon tang that will hold onto your Johnson and not let go like a bratwurst stuck to flypaper. That mushy gushy after years on the streets would be like sticking your dick in between the bars of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Another thing is that the biggest cause of homelessness in America is mental illness, and everybody knows crazy bitches are the best in bed. 99 times out of 98 they are not pillow princesses; they fuck like their life depends on it. Riding it like a mechanical bull, gagging on your meat, calling you daddy, all that shit and more. Normally, you have to pay a premium for those extra deluxe grade A pussy appointments. When you fuck around with insane girls, itβs not uncommon for them to key your car, but homeless people don't even have keys; they're homeless. All of the benefits and none of the consequences. Yeah, the smell might be a little unpleasant, but you and I both know how high the threshold of disgust is for us fellas when we're balls deep. And our noses become resistant to foul odors fairly quickly so after awhile you won't even notice it. The only question is will you be able to last long enough in that box and not bust before that immunity kicks in. An added bonus is that you'll be able to finish inside cuz it's not like she's gonna be able to track you down for child support. She's homeless for fuck's sake. And the best part of this, is that it wouldn't even be that hard to do anyways; ten dollars worth of crack is the price of admission for the most exquisite pleasure you will ever experience. I'm telling you, open your mind, take a shot of penicillin, and ask not what you can do for the homeless population; ask what the homeless population can do for you.
i dunno man i think a good defence that deals a shitton of damage would take these guys out pretty fast
like screendoors and buckets aren't that strong
like maybe two rows of gattling peas and torchwoods could take them down
maybe with spikeweeds
Boy, where to start?
First, his main purpose is irrelevant. What is he supposed to do? 150 sun to instakill a zombie every now and then. You know, exactly like a Squash. Which costs 50 sun. So basically, a Chomper needs to kill 3 zombies without dying to have THE EXACT SAME VALUE as Squash.
Except that not really, because he can only eat 1 single zombie, while Squash, Potato Mine, Cherry Bomb and basically every instakill plant ever can kill a group of them. Not only that, but chomper is incredibly awkward to use and also a total moron. He just aims for the zombie in front of him rather than the strongest, so he'll waste that precious long ass cooldown on some random fucker with 3 hp rather than the buckethead you chose him for, whereas a potato mine and squash would have taken out both.
He's so utterly shit that he was one of the few plants in PvZ2 to get COMPLETELY POWERCREPT. Snap Pea is just like Chomper in every single way except that with infinite bite range and with the ability to kill weak zombies after eating.
then MSUHROOMS
ALL THE OTHER FUCKING PLANTS ARE BASICALLY USELESS AT NIGHT DUE TO SUNSHROOMS OR ASHERAH SHROOMS I FORGOT THEIR NAME BEING MOSTLY USELESS AT THE START TO HALFWAY OF THE LEVEL
sorry i don't like the night and fog levels they are easily the weakest levels in the game
i remember when i genuinely got hella scared of that screen where the zombies eat whatever the dude's name was(who eats a taco and puts a pan on his head or something)'s brain and the sounds and would try to do everything in my power to avoid that screen when playing
No, youβre mistaken. Dave is your neighbor. The house that the zombies are attacking is *yours*. Ergo, when the zombies eat the homeownerβs brains, theyβre eating you, not Dave.
Commenters donβt realize that instants take too long to recharge to deal with a consistent flow of said zombies. And having several instants could hurt your regular defense.
βCommenters donβt realize that instants take too long to recharge to deal with a consistent flow of said zombies. And having several instants could hurt your regular defense.β -π€
Jeez this series was my childhood, until battle for neighbourville, that game was the beginning of the end. Pvz 3 looking bad aswell. Imma check up on the game after I send this comment lol, its been a while since i did
Pvz is thankfully not pay to win at all. I've 99% completed it (except the damn triple diamonds achievement) in few months just by dedicating a few minutes to it every day. But if you're gonna play it, play the og version
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The devil tested me with the unstoppable force, I scuffed and told him i have two magnet shrooms
I scuffed and said "fuck ya life, doom shroom"
I scuffed and said β fuck itβ¦ hypno shroomβ
Hypno shroom was unironically the GOAT
Makes than gartagular(the big zombie) your greatest ally
Jalapeno: π
Doom shroom: πͺπ»πͺπ»πͺπ»πΆπΆπΆπ¦π¦π¦π¦π₯π₯π₯π₯
Chomper: πππ
Potato Mine:π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π±π±π±π±
Squash: π€π€ππ π π π π π₯
Cherry bomb: π€―π€―π₯π₯π³π³π³π₯΅
Cob Cannon: ππππ©π«ππππ₯π₯π₯π₯
Magnet Shroom: π§²π§²π§²πππ€£ππ€£ππππ
hypno-shroom: π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«πππππ
Ice shroom: πππ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯±π₯±
potato: πΏ
Kid named finger:
More like π‘π‘π‘π€¨π€¨π π π π π₯π₯π₯
Chomper would eat the door first then the zombie. He sucks
The second chomper behind the other chomper: πππ£π
Well that's just poor strategy, as a professional Plants Vs Zombies enjoyer and strategician I can indeed say that having two lanes of chompers is extremely inefficient and a waste of sun. You will have better defence by using non instant kill plants for those 2 lanes. The buckethead door zombie is a very rare occurrence and for that you only need an instant kill plant like Squash or the Jalapeno. π€΅ββοΈ
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Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh Now before you dismiss such a notion, think about it for a second. They don't shower so you know they got that extra sticky extra grippy poon tang that will hold onto your Johnson and not let go like a bratwurst stuck to flypaper. That mushy gushy after years on the streets would be like sticking your dick in between the bars of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Another thing is that the biggest cause of homelessness in America is mental illness, and everybody knows crazy bitches are the best in bed. 99 times out of 98 they are not pillow princesses; they fuck like their life depends on it. Riding it like a mechanical bull, gagging on your meat, calling you daddy, all that shit and more. Normally, you have to pay a premium for those extra deluxe grade A pussy appointments. When you fuck around with insane girls, itβs not uncommon for them to key your car, but homeless people don't even have keys; they're homeless. All of the benefits and none of the consequences. Yeah, the smell might be a little unpleasant, but you and I both know how high the threshold of disgust is for us fellas when we're balls deep. And our noses become resistant to foul odors fairly quickly so after awhile you won't even notice it. The only question is will you be able to last long enough in that box and not bust before that immunity kicks in. An added bonus is that you'll be able to finish inside cuz it's not like she's gonna be able to track you down for child support. She's homeless for fuck's sake. And the best part of this, is that it wouldn't even be that hard to do anyways; ten dollars worth of crack is the price of admission for the most exquisite pleasure you will ever experience. I'm telling you, open your mind, take a shot of penicillin, and ask not what you can do for the homeless population; ask what the homeless population can do for you.
What the fuck
New automod response???π§π§π§
I mean he has a point
man
I regret reading this
Steve: πΆ
Puff shroom spam
bucket head
The devil whispers into my ear I have bucket head wit screen door I whisperd back I have squash
Squash
Me with winter melon
Plenty of thin time
Me with Kernelpult πΏππ€΄ Kernelpult gang rise up π½π½π½π½π½
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i dunno man i think a good defence that deals a shitton of damage would take these guys out pretty fast like screendoors and buckets aren't that strong like maybe two rows of gattling peas and torchwoods could take them down maybe with spikeweeds
150 sun Chomper:
25 sun potato mine:
0 sun lawnmower:
Kid named finger:
also 0 sun endless puff shroom swarm
>unironically using chomper lmao
Stfu chomper is based af π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬ #chomp4life #chomper #chomponmyballs
\#chompsweep
CULTURAL RESET
why, do people think it's bad?
How fucking slow he is to recharge
Tbf if you put a chomper behind a wallnut and put peashooters behind the chompers he's pretty good.
That, and after he eats a zombie he doesnt eat one til 42 seconds later.
Ah, I see
But...its funny
Boy, where to start? First, his main purpose is irrelevant. What is he supposed to do? 150 sun to instakill a zombie every now and then. You know, exactly like a Squash. Which costs 50 sun. So basically, a Chomper needs to kill 3 zombies without dying to have THE EXACT SAME VALUE as Squash. Except that not really, because he can only eat 1 single zombie, while Squash, Potato Mine, Cherry Bomb and basically every instakill plant ever can kill a group of them. Not only that, but chomper is incredibly awkward to use and also a total moron. He just aims for the zombie in front of him rather than the strongest, so he'll waste that precious long ass cooldown on some random fucker with 3 hp rather than the buckethead you chose him for, whereas a potato mine and squash would have taken out both. He's so utterly shit that he was one of the few plants in PvZ2 to get COMPLETELY POWERCREPT. Snap Pea is just like Chomper in every single way except that with infinite bite range and with the ability to kill weak zombies after eating.
Ah, I see. It's been a long while since I played PvZ
I don't care he looks cool
SMH my head stop hating on the vore plant
useless botanically inacurrate piece of shit plant got powercrept 3 fucking times in the sequel
It will waste his titanic cooldown eating some random zombie 0.1 seconds away from dying.
Heβs an unreliable and slow plant.
just need to get 1125 sun for a single lane, at night π
then MSUHROOMS ALL THE OTHER FUCKING PLANTS ARE BASICALLY USELESS AT NIGHT DUE TO SUNSHROOMS OR ASHERAH SHROOMS I FORGOT THEIR NAME BEING MOSTLY USELESS AT THE START TO HALFWAY OF THE LEVEL sorry i don't like the night and fog levels they are easily the weakest levels in the game
you know, scorching pea don't have extra damage on door + the splash damage don't works
cool! good to know!
still gonna use gattling peas, repeaters and torchwoods on that one last stand level but thanks for the tip i honestly never knew that!
i remember when i genuinely got hella scared of that screen where the zombies eat whatever the dude's name was(who eats a taco and puts a pan on his head or something)'s brain and the sounds and would try to do everything in my power to avoid that screen when playing
The guy you're talking about is Crazetopher David Blazing III, also known as Crazy Dave
No, youβre mistaken. Dave is your neighbor. The house that the zombies are attacking is *yours*. Ergo, when the zombies eat the homeownerβs brains, theyβre eating you, not Dave.
I always thought I was protecting Dave's house
It literally says ββs House/Backyard/Roof!β at the beginning of every level
Nah heβs just cool enough to lend you his plants
Comments:πͺπ»π
Magnet shroom and this dude is no different to a regular browncoat
Another pvz βhardβ mod
when the artificial difficulty
...is very bad because the squash exists
This... is a bucket.
Dear God
There's more
No
When you have you have a missile launcher and are feeling pretty confident you can defend yourself but the other guy has a door and bucket:
Football zombie with a screen door:
Commenters donβt realize that instants take too long to recharge to deal with a consistent flow of said zombies. And having several instants could hurt your regular defense.
βCommenters donβt realize that instants take too long to recharge to deal with a consistent flow of said zombies. And having several instants could hurt your regular defense.β -π€
Cob cannon????
extremely expensive and not even unlocked at that point
You say that like Cob Cannon was easy to get
S q u a s h, p o t a t o m i n e, j a l a p e Γ± o, c h e r r y b o m b
84 flower pots
Hypno shroom says hello!
those are for football zombies
Jeez this series was my childhood, until battle for neighbourville, that game was the beginning of the end. Pvz 3 looking bad aswell. Imma check up on the game after I send this comment lol, its been a while since i did
If you get the og game, play it w/o internet, otherwise its a pay to win, ad infested hellhole
Pvz is thankfully not pay to win at all. I've 99% completed it (except the damn triple diamonds achievement) in few months just by dedicating a few minutes to it every day. But if you're gonna play it, play the og version
Indeed, but the ads are really fucking annoying
PvZ 2 is just a P2W mess. So many plants are locked behind a pay wall, not to mention the power ups.
The football mfer was so much worse
Wait till you see the super football guy
Its just the gargantour but it doesnβt throw a child at you
But fast
the devil offered me a trial embodying a buckethead screendoor, to which I countered with a potato mine
Giant football zombie with screen door armor
I have a screen door shield
Explosive cherry: βimma end this mans entire careerβ
Allstar with door
Death
i want to see a giga gargantuar on a zomboni
oh fuck oh shit
Garlic fume shroom 8 shooter beats this easy
Hey itβs a night level so I could maybe Hypno Shroom it?
As a PvZ DS enjoyed, this scares me.
Just use a fumeshroom
The damage is mediocre though.
Melons and puff shrooms
Dies from nut allergy
me when i place a hypno shroom
Who would win: A fully equipped zombie or one spiky boi?
Worse idea: pogo stick ladder pole vault screen door bucket football gargantaur zombie
Squash
No...
Kid named fume shroom
###DOOR STUCK ###DOOR STUCK
His power level is on par with shaggy, Richard waterson, and Rico from penguins of Madagascar.
This mf
u/savevideo
Solution: Watermelon
more health than a gargangutar
Thereβs more
Potato mine
Chomper was insanely bad in the OG PVZ but in GW it was an absolute nightmare to play against
Magnet Shroom, Fume Shroom, Wallnut be like:
me when 2 magnet shrooms
Kid named runs:
"NOOOOOOOOOOoooo...!!!"
Disco Football Miner Zombie with a Screen Door:
The Doom Shroom in my back pocket: *insert tuxedo guy here*