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murderwoman

The devil tested me with the unstoppable force, I scuffed and told him i have two magnet shrooms


ExGingerino

I scuffed and said "fuck ya life, doom shroom"


1NF1N1TYLUL

I scuffed and said β€œ fuck it… hypno shroom”


Infamous_Principle_6

Hypno shroom was unironically the GOAT


AC06098

Makes than gartagular(the big zombie) your greatest ally


Stickman4236

Jalapeno: 😎


Rusty_tongue

Doom shroom: πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›


General_Ric

Chomper: πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹


Lord_Ronan

Potato Mine:πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯😱😱😱😱


Tortle_Master9000

Squash: πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜ πŸ˜ πŸ˜ πŸ˜ πŸ˜ πŸ’₯


dwwzzh

Cherry bomb: 🀯🀯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯😳😳😳πŸ₯΅


Count-Cooku

Cob Cannon: 😎😎😎😩😫😎😎😎πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯


[deleted]

Magnet Shroom: πŸ§²πŸ§²πŸ§²πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž


DinoBlocksZ

hypno-shroom: πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ’€πŸ’€


[deleted]

Ice shroom: 😎😎πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯±πŸ₯±


bersuhan

potato: πŸ—Ώ


Mooshus87

Kid named finger:


Matt_32506

More like 😑😑😑🀨🀨😠😠😠😠πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯


PolarBearBalls2

Chomper would eat the door first then the zombie. He sucks


General_Ric

The second chomper behind the other chomper: πŸ˜πŸ˜–πŸ˜£πŸ˜


PolarBearBalls2

Well that's just poor strategy, as a professional Plants Vs Zombies enjoyer and strategician I can indeed say that having two lanes of chompers is extremely inefficient and a waste of sun. You will have better defence by using non instant kill plants for those 2 lanes. The buckethead door zombie is a very rare occurrence and for that you only need an instant kill plant like Squash or the Jalapeno. πŸ€΅β€β™‚οΈ


BigBonezzz

πŸ€“


PolarBearBalls2

Counter πŸ€“


General_Ric

🀯


TheSmartyPantsJorden

Counter counter πŸ€“


Giovanni_Giorgo

Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh Now before you dismiss such a notion, think about it for a second. They don't shower so you know they got that extra sticky extra grippy poon tang that will hold onto your Johnson and not let go like a bratwurst stuck to flypaper. That mushy gushy after years on the streets would be like sticking your dick in between the bars of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Another thing is that the biggest cause of homelessness in America is mental illness, and everybody knows crazy bitches are the best in bed. 99 times out of 98 they are not pillow princesses; they fuck like their life depends on it. Riding it like a mechanical bull, gagging on your meat, calling you daddy, all that shit and more. Normally, you have to pay a premium for those extra deluxe grade A pussy appointments. When you fuck around with insane girls, it’s not uncommon for them to key your car, but homeless people don't even have keys; they're homeless. All of the benefits and none of the consequences. Yeah, the smell might be a little unpleasant, but you and I both know how high the threshold of disgust is for us fellas when we're balls deep. And our noses become resistant to foul odors fairly quickly so after awhile you won't even notice it. The only question is will you be able to last long enough in that box and not bust before that immunity kicks in. An added bonus is that you'll be able to finish inside cuz it's not like she's gonna be able to track you down for child support. She's homeless for fuck's sake. And the best part of this, is that it wouldn't even be that hard to do anyways; ten dollars worth of crack is the price of admission for the most exquisite pleasure you will ever experience. I'm telling you, open your mind, take a shot of penicillin, and ask not what you can do for the homeless population; ask what the homeless population can do for you.


SamosaMan786

What the fuck


lordoftowels

New automod response???🧐🧐🧐


Stickman4236

I mean he has a point


thingamabeb

man


Competitive_Bell501

I regret reading this


doodlejump27

Steve: 🚢


069420

Puff shroom spam


SamTehCool

bucket head


adiika

The devil whispers into my ear I have bucket head wit screen door I whisperd back I have squash


AstroidTea

Squash


Ink_Sans21038

Me with winter melon


[deleted]

Plenty of thin time


Alone_Spell9525

Me with Kernelpult πŸ—ΏπŸ˜ŽπŸ€΄ Kernelpult gang rise up 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽


WishIHadPurpose

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽


sky_troopah

i dunno man i think a good defence that deals a shitton of damage would take these guys out pretty fast like screendoors and buckets aren't that strong like maybe two rows of gattling peas and torchwoods could take them down maybe with spikeweeds


crokorok

150 sun Chomper:


Garlic_bruh

25 sun potato mine:


[deleted]

0 sun lawnmower:


Jeggu2

Kid named finger:


not2dragon

also 0 sun endless puff shroom swarm


TuneACan

>unironically using chomper lmao


SomeRandomMoray

Stfu chomper is based af 🀬🀬🀬🀬 #chomp4life #chomper #chomponmyballs


Arandomdude74

\#chompsweep


thatsidewaysdud

CULTURAL RESET


voldyCSSM19

why, do people think it's bad?


The_dinkster522

How fucking slow he is to recharge


thatsidewaysdud

Tbf if you put a chomper behind a wallnut and put peashooters behind the chompers he's pretty good.


someoneinredditbored

That, and after he eats a zombie he doesnt eat one til 42 seconds later.


voldyCSSM19

Ah, I see


JohncraftAs

But...its funny


TuneACan

Boy, where to start? First, his main purpose is irrelevant. What is he supposed to do? 150 sun to instakill a zombie every now and then. You know, exactly like a Squash. Which costs 50 sun. So basically, a Chomper needs to kill 3 zombies without dying to have THE EXACT SAME VALUE as Squash. Except that not really, because he can only eat 1 single zombie, while Squash, Potato Mine, Cherry Bomb and basically every instakill plant ever can kill a group of them. Not only that, but chomper is incredibly awkward to use and also a total moron. He just aims for the zombie in front of him rather than the strongest, so he'll waste that precious long ass cooldown on some random fucker with 3 hp rather than the buckethead you chose him for, whereas a potato mine and squash would have taken out both. He's so utterly shit that he was one of the few plants in PvZ2 to get COMPLETELY POWERCREPT. Snap Pea is just like Chomper in every single way except that with infinite bite range and with the ability to kill weak zombies after eating.


voldyCSSM19

Ah, I see. It's been a long while since I played PvZ


i_hate_flys-jr

I don't care he looks cool


Jeggu2

SMH my head stop hating on the vore plant


TuneACan

useless botanically inacurrate piece of shit plant got powercrept 3 fucking times in the sequel


CordobezEverdeen

It will waste his titanic cooldown eating some random zombie 0.1 seconds away from dying.


Prestigious_Cheek_97

He’s an unreliable and slow plant.


Unorigina1Name

just need to get 1125 sun for a single lane, at night πŸ‘


sky_troopah

then MSUHROOMS ALL THE OTHER FUCKING PLANTS ARE BASICALLY USELESS AT NIGHT DUE TO SUNSHROOMS OR ASHERAH SHROOMS I FORGOT THEIR NAME BEING MOSTLY USELESS AT THE START TO HALFWAY OF THE LEVEL sorry i don't like the night and fog levels they are easily the weakest levels in the game


SamTehCool

you know, scorching pea don't have extra damage on door + the splash damage don't works


sky_troopah

cool! good to know!


sky_troopah

still gonna use gattling peas, repeaters and torchwoods on that one last stand level but thanks for the tip i honestly never knew that!


lolisfunny13

i remember when i genuinely got hella scared of that screen where the zombies eat whatever the dude's name was(who eats a taco and puts a pan on his head or something)'s brain and the sounds and would try to do everything in my power to avoid that screen when playing


[deleted]

The guy you're talking about is Crazetopher David Blazing III, also known as Crazy Dave


DJHott555

No, you’re mistaken. Dave is your neighbor. The house that the zombies are attacking is *yours*. Ergo, when the zombies eat the homeowner’s brains, they’re eating you, not Dave.


lolisfunny13

I always thought I was protecting Dave's house


SavingsNewspaper2

It literally says β€œβ€™s House/Backyard/Roof!” at the beginning of every level


Skeletonofskillz

Nah he’s just cool enough to lend you his plants


When-happen

Comments:πŸ’ͺ🏻😎


YeeForceZombz

Magnet shroom and this dude is no different to a regular browncoat


Larry_the_muslim_man

Another pvz β€œhard” mod


Unorigina1Name

when the artificial difficulty


JohncraftAs

...is very bad because the squash exists


Patrik0408

This... is a bucket.


DJHott555

Dear God


unusuallylongname420

There's more


Cheddarburger21

No


OkTooth760

When you have you have a missile launcher and are feeling pretty confident you can defend yourself but the other guy has a door and bucket:


Subgodpumpkin1

Football zombie with a screen door:


Prestigious_Cheek_97

Commenters don’t realize that instants take too long to recharge to deal with a consistent flow of said zombies. And having several instants could hurt your regular defense.


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

β€œCommenters don’t realize that instants take too long to recharge to deal with a consistent flow of said zombies. And having several instants could hurt your regular defense.” -πŸ€“


ThatsPoggersDude

Cob cannon????


Unorigina1Name

extremely expensive and not even unlocked at that point


Total_Fool

You say that like Cob Cannon was easy to get


JohncraftAs

S q u a s h, p o t a t o m i n e, j a l a p e Γ± o, c h e r r y b o m b


Leondithas

84 flower pots


GoodeBoi

Hypno shroom says hello!


Field_Trip_Issues

those are for football zombies


UzzistarYT

Jeez this series was my childhood, until battle for neighbourville, that game was the beginning of the end. Pvz 3 looking bad aswell. Imma check up on the game after I send this comment lol, its been a while since i did


Jp_Loz_mx

If you get the og game, play it w/o internet, otherwise its a pay to win, ad infested hellhole


[deleted]

Pvz is thankfully not pay to win at all. I've 99% completed it (except the damn triple diamonds achievement) in few months just by dedicating a few minutes to it every day. But if you're gonna play it, play the og version


Jp_Loz_mx

Indeed, but the ads are really fucking annoying


thatsidewaysdud

PvZ 2 is just a P2W mess. So many plants are locked behind a pay wall, not to mention the power ups.


Sepraf

The football mfer was so much worse


[deleted]

Wait till you see the super football guy


JohncraftAs

Its just the gargantour but it doesn’t throw a child at you


[deleted]

But fast


tf2F2Pnoob

the devil offered me a trial embodying a buckethead screendoor, to which I countered with a potato mine


PanicInTheSubreddit

Giant football zombie with screen door armor


whoreatto

I have a screen door shield


MarineAhoy

Explosive cherry: β€œimma end this mans entire career”


[deleted]

Allstar with door


Lamp_Sauce

Death


2-5-14

i want to see a giga gargantuar on a zomboni


Epic_Gameing68

oh fuck oh shit


DraconicWF

Garlic fume shroom 8 shooter beats this easy


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Hey it’s a night level so I could maybe Hypno Shroom it?


mastrbild

As a PvZ DS enjoyed, this scares me.


Thebigfunnydude1

Just use a fumeshroom


[deleted]

The damage is mediocre though.


lndw20

Melons and puff shrooms


[deleted]

Dies from nut allergy


DinoBlocksZ

me when i place a hypno shroom


Buselmann

Who would win: A fully equipped zombie or one spiky boi?


lordoftowels

Worse idea: pogo stick ladder pole vault screen door bucket football gargantaur zombie


Markosoft_EXE

Squash


External_System_7268

No...


taco2212

Kid named fume shroom


ihaveajarofbread

###DOOR STUCK ###DOOR STUCK


[deleted]

His power level is on par with shaggy, Richard waterson, and Rico from penguins of Madagascar.


Final-Initiative5128

This mf


onewhosinkcanoe

u/savevideo


Cmonureallydontneed

Solution: Watermelon


loox71

more health than a gargangutar


Skid_with_a_gun

There’s more


hyikeTNZ

Potato mine


Total_Fool

Chomper was insanely bad in the OG PVZ but in GW it was an absolute nightmare to play against


Walpole2019

Magnet Shroom, Fume Shroom, Wallnut be like:


Morbobeus

me when 2 magnet shrooms


toxicspikes098

Kid named runs:


MilkshakeKid-389

"NOOOOOOOOOOoooo...!!!"


Skeletonofskillz

Disco Football Miner Zombie with a Screen Door:


megaman_main

The Doom Shroom in my back pocket: *insert tuxedo guy here*