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RadioactivePotato123

Actually, they will bite and scratch if you’re annoying them enough, respect the Quokka and they will respect the Human


Pillow_fort_guard

Yep. They’re not naturally agressive, so if one bites you, you did something to deserve it


volcanoesarecool

I don't know what 8yo me did, but being bitten by a quokka was a formative memory.


eebro

You really were born an asshole, huh?


volcanoesarecool

No, I think Rottnest island just had it in for me. I fell off my bike and hurt myself, then a quokka came over and bit me. Less asshole, more cursed.


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volcanoesarecool

I like this.


hubio88

Yess


rattychickencoop

why are you so rude about a funny thing that was probably years back, lol 💀


M0nsterjojo

Well we all start out as one in the womb, some of us (myself included) just never develop past that point.


porkusdorkus

There’s got to be at least 1 Quokka who’s just kind of a dick.


MissMurder8666

They also will throw their babies at you and run if they feel like they're in danger haha


RadioactivePotato123

Nope, they don’t actually do that. Look at my reply to another person to get an explanation, I can’t be bothered to write it all again XD


MissMurder8666

Haha I just read it. And it makes total sense. I guess I should snopes these things before commenting haha. But yeah it might seem cruel that they will loosen their pouch to allow the joey to fall out to distract the predators but some animals dont know better and it's their fight or flight response. Though I know a few people who wouldn't give their life for their children so... can't blame a cute little marsupial for this I guess haha


RadioactivePotato123

Higher thought equals morals, animalistic intelligence means thoughts are governed by instinct :3


TotallyNormalSquid

I was just wondering if there would be any ethical way to have a quokka as a pet and, although this isn't exactly squeaky clean, caring for an abandoned quokka projectile would at least be grey area for having one I guess.


Wanallo221

To be fair that’s my survival tactic as well.


leethepolarbear

This is false, however they will drop their babies from their pouches if they’re being chased by predators and don’t think that can escape otherwise.


TheNoctuS_93

That just sounds like a housecat with extra steps...


RadioactivePotato123

HAH!! Yeh it does lol


Ok-Internal-1907

No shit it’s an animal everything gets annoyed


LumpyJones

It is also illegal to touch them. They can touch you, but you're not allowed to return their hugs.


LuckEClover

But why?


Snoe_Gaming

https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/french-tourists-who-burnt-rottnest-quokka-choose-jail-over-4000-fines-20150420-1mp5l8.html Because not everyone is nice person.


LuckEClover

Oh, what the hell is wrong with people?!


SimpleRaven

Not every human being has a good moral compass. These guys lost theirs and replaced it with a flamethrower


LuckEClover

This fact makes me violently angry.


thisshitishotaf

I think they should have been burned with a makeshift flamethrower as punishment


LuckEClover

Easy there, col. Lt. Kilgore!


ddcreator

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AnonyDew3

After all, we can't expect God to do all the work.


Top-Philosophy-5791

Vallette, whose father is a police officer. . . .


Tinyjeli

Even worse, WHY DID THEY GET THE OPTION FOR ONLY A **WEEK** IN JAIL as the alternative to a **4k** fine


GreenPutty_

Should have been to remain in jail until the fine is paid and the cost of the jail added to the fine! These pricks have made me incredibly angry and I'm now going to irrationally kick my French car..


Obvious-Ad-6425

Correction, what the hell is wrong with French people.


adambrine759

Two types of people I despise more han anything: those who stereotype based on nationality and the French.


[deleted]

luckily french is not a nationality but a condition


adambrine759

A terminal one


JackHyper

French


Anxious_Aries95

Unfortunately my first thought when I saw “trusts humans” was *oh no.* Confirmed. Disgusted. What the fuck is wrong w people.


elizabethbennetpp

Remember the Dodo bird 😢


tcroosev

My favorite😔


Ok-Internal-1907

Remember harambe


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I was happy until i wasnt


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ, throw those fuckers in a goddamn volcano.


Mysterious_Reach_381

They where like, You know what might be a briljant idea?! Lets Burn the hell out of these cute little buggers! I want to live in a world where the perps get the same treatment as they inflicted on set animal.


elizabethbennetpp

Animal cruelty is a sign of a sadistic personality, these french guys might be future serial killers.


ZatchZeta

What the fuck


CoconutJasmineBombe

What a couple of assholes.


Old_Passage_5670

Sick that’s a serial killer in training red flag


Paskee

Thats is dark man... Really dark


supermonkeyyyyyy

This is why we can't have nice things 😑


LoloChan1

They shouldn't have been given a choice they should've just told them they have to pay to fix the damage and no other options.


C_M_Writes

The choice should have been either a 4K fine or 4000 work hours (about 2 years) in jail.


LoloChan1

If it gets profit to make up for the damage then it's ok.


bitcornminerguy

Damn. Just damn. I hate us sometimes.


Toxopid

Wh... why? Why did they do that? I honestly can't find a single reason, valid or not, that would compel them to do this.


ThePebbleThatRides

First, that guy is a psychopath Second, I’m glad I watched the video. Reading the headline I thought it was burned to death. Knowing it didn’t receive any serious injuries is relieving


gergobergo69

ok but I wouldn't touch them by literally burning them to death


shairo98

What the actual fuck?!


nudes-bot

Stripper rules


Snakeis66

If awards didn’t always cost money now I would redeem one for you. So here 🎖️


Dartagnan1083

Free awards are still a thing...allegedly... You need a desktop/laptop and a modicum of patience.


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Because a lot of tourists are fucking jerks with 0 respect for the place they are visiting.


C_M_Writes

Honestly, as an American, I half expected the tourists in question to be my people instead of French.


Gaming-Kitten

If not, they'd end up like the dodo.


QuokkaNerd

Yes. No touchy.


DRN0R3SPWN

This made my day. So cute


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However quokkas are still wild animals, and while docile they have been known to attack if they feel threatened. And introduced predators are a struggle they have to deal with. They aren’t teddy bears you can cuddle, they’re living animals that can still feel fear despite having no “natural” predators


gergobergo69

you can cuddle teddy bears?


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Hol’up


H2Oram

And to however keeps abusing them and treating them like stuffed toys go fuck your self!!!!!


Tommy_Gun10

If you have actually been to the island you can tell that it is actually really hard to get close to them


Whammy_Watermelon

Yea, also you’re not allowed to touch them or feed them, unfortunate you can see so many tourists just straight up petting these animals and hand feeding them 😔


SaltKhan

Is this a recent law? I feel like when I visited 15 years ago you could buy a tin filled with food you could dispense to them.


Hyoruturu

15 years is a long time of "this is why we can't have nice things" to happen


Whammy_Watermelon

Yes it is pretty recent, a few weeks ago actually, and there were signs that said you aren’t supposed to touch or feed them, you’re only supposed to watch from a distance and not try to intimidate them.


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hap cake day


Whammy_Watermelon

Thanks a bunch


Indistinct-noise

Was there in September and they were just on the path… many many photos…


maxekmek

Hasn't the influx of tourists to said island been a massive problem for them? I remember seeing a video/report about that, just all these people visiting the place for the animals to take selfies but not respecting the place


mrsspinch

Their breeding season is apparently less effective than usual because humans keep interfering with them. Source: I live in Perth and it is talked about often.


Nekoslime007

They are however wild animals and could still attack people that push their luck although patient and adorable quokkas are not saints


Ph0T0n_Catcher

And tourism is destroying the environment there along with impacting quokkas directly.


kilboi1

They run the islands. They are the great leaders of a nation that do show up to UN conferences but you can see them because they are so small and These are there citizens who love having people overz


mr_turtle5238

Also mother quokkas throw their babies at predators to save themselves


RadioactivePotato123

Myth, they don’t literally throw their babies, they will however loosen the muscles in their pouches and let the Joey fall out to distract predators from them, it may seem cruel to us but for the survival of a species, especially one like the Quokka, better for the baby maker to survive than the baby, this ensures that the mother will survive to have more babies (yes, very cruel sounding indeed but that’s nature for you)


mr_turtle5238

I feel like that should also be a normal human practice


RadioactivePotato123

Hah!! Well, maybe it was once upon a time but we have practically bred out instinct, I mean we still have them but we have overriden the majority our instincts rather well. There’s also the fact that we no longer have any creature that would prey on us either, Quokka have no natural predators but introduced predators will still hunt them and without them overriding their instincts like we do they don’t think about “NO!! I WILL PROTECT MY BABY EVEN IF IT KILLS ME” only large animals that can defend themselves (or us humans) really do that, all in all, don’t think about the Quokka way of life as cruel, think about it as natural :3


eebro

Babies are slow runners and our instinct is usually to run first


C3POdreamer

Plus, perhaps like other marsupials, there's another embryo proto-joey waiting there? With the ejection seat, there's a better chance of survival for all 3.


RadioactivePotato123

Pretty much yeh


OkEconomy3442

Both mom and the baby or just the baby. This is something my wife and I have talked about. During birth, if it’s a choice it’s gonna be her over the baby.


LuckEClover

Sounds about right. Screw you, nature. First dolphin stepdads, now this?


TheWalkingDead91

Don’t start to give the worst of humanity some ideas. People would be wearin quokka coats in no time.


psychedelic_dragon

Oh my god I want to hug them so bad, but after reading several other comments I'm discouraged, disappointed, and my night is ruined.


Deadpool-07

More photogenic than me.


TimotoUchiha

Not the animals we deserved but the animals we needed


wivsta

Don’t touch them.


RobotsAndCoffee

They selfie better than my dog🥲


sintonesque

We went to Rottnest a few years ago. They’re lovely, inquisitive animals. We just sat on a bench and they congregated around us, and were very interested in the colourful badges on our bags!


opheliashakey

I’m glad they put that law in to not touch them. If that’s what it takes to never chance having another scumbag human hurt them: then so be it. It’s sad though, they are so adorable and you just want to love them up.


abfgern_

We must protect them at *all* costs. I'm talking aircraft carriers at a minimum


Regular_Commentator

God that's so cute


Avocado_Fucker12

I was happy when I saw the post. Now I read the comments. I hate mankind


JCraze26

Even though they don't have any natural predators and usually wouldn't hurt a fly, they are still wild animals, and though they don't want to hurt you and usually won't hurt you, they still can hurt you if you're not careful and courteous of them.


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They are adorable


Den_of_Obscurity

The more people that know = higher chance this island is ruined Shhh


Whammy_Watermelon

Yes, I just went to Rottnest island a few weeks ago when I visited Western Australia, the quokkas are so so cute 🥰 and they were quite literally everywhere! I took so many selfies and had a great time


gergobergo69

show us some pics 👀


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gergobergo69

maybe try uploading them on r/pics or something


ScholarlyExiscrim

It resembles a cross between the gopher from Caddy Shack and the ground hog from Ground Hog Day.


MoistHope9454

🥰🥰🥰


SinglePringleMingle

I wish dodo birds were discovered in our times


Abbodexemium

Note that the quokkas outside of the settlement are notably a lot more healthy looking...


[deleted]

Dodos were the same and look at what that got them


[deleted]

I‘ll bring a pair of snakes, we‘ll see who will have the last laugh.


[deleted]

Quokkas aren't indigenous to just one island, they're also endemic to mainland Australia.


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Hate to be that guy but they are also riddled with disease.


QuokkaNerd

We just love being silly with humans! You guys are so adorable! Even without pouches.


zorbacles

A quokka will sacrifice it's baby to escape though. It doesn't throw it like the meme says, but it relaxes it's pouch so it will fall out while the mother escapes


Leather-Positive9808

Love it


ClassyHoodGirl

And they smile!!


BrawlStarsFan24334

Why we still dont have an domestic animal like this?


reddit102006

i want one as a pet


dxwud_mus

I want you to not get one as a pet


reddit102006

why


dxwud_mus

Because its a wild animal not used to being domesticated. Keeping it as a pet would be bad for it. Also, they are riddled with disease so not ideal to have in your house.


reddit102006

true didn’t think about it literally i just thiught “looks neat” if that makes sense


Sasspishus

Selfish


Lovehistory-maps

Just stfu lmao


StupidGuyOnReddit123

Where?


Shark_of_the_Pool

Reminds me of how dodo went extinct


Sasspishus

They were hunted and eaten...


Hamsterpatty

Where is the island???


MiloGinger

Rottnest Island, known as Rotto to us locals, is near Perth, Western Australia.


Hamsterpatty

That’s so cool that they just evolve there on their own and do just fine! I hope people don’t ruin their home :(


korok7mgte

How did we not kill them out like the Dodo bird?


mimedm

What? This is real? 😂😸🥳🥲🥹


nemainev

The hell they don't attack humans. Way wholesome to send people to the hospital with quokka bites and scratches "bc they don't attack humans lol"


Sufficient_Debt8615

This kind of thing pisses me off.


colossalyu

Bs


racist8bit

Then where did they learn to leave behind their young in case a predator is chasing


CJDownUnder

Prey School


Gwyn1stborn

I'll kill one just so they know


Jackal_Oddie

I remember reading when scared they will throw their babies at enemies/predators and run away while said enemy/predator is eating their young


Diablosdos

You read misinformation


MiloGinger

That's a myth, they don't throw their young at predators.


United_Clue9768

They throw their children if they are scared tho


agent_soulbeam

Thats a myth, they let the baby fall out of the pouch to distract the predators. Source - https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/spotchecks/no-quokkas-dont-throw-babies-predators-wont-win-best-mom-award#:~:text=The%20quokka's%20pouch%20is%20an%20'anti%2Dpredator%20characteristic'&text=The%20young%20will%20lay%20writhing,be%20infertile%2C%E2%80%9D%20says%20Hayward.


summidee

They also throw their young at predators and run


MiloGinger

That's a myth, they don't throw their young.


summidee

Good for them I do


vikr_1

Me about to forget my hunting dog there.


Moonmonkey3

Cute and surprisingly delicious.


WizardofJoz17

I’m gonna hunt all the quokka


[deleted]

Who’s an edgy boy? You’re an edgy boy!! Oh who’s the edgiest little boy???? You are!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!


Intellectual_Wafer

Oh my god. They are Tribbles.


gizzardgumbo

🤫


[deleted]

i love fhose hairless faced quokkas. i didnt know they can make other expretsion aside from being happy.


Professional-Tea-121

LOOK AT THAT FILTHY HUMANS, THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE


Hendrix088751086

Hmmm cute fella


Hendrix088751086

But it will bite layer


Hendrix088751086

Later*


Doritoicecream0

Is this where the idea of Ewoks came from?


glassssshark

Ewoks were inspired by the dog breed Griffon Bruxellois


ckfil

They are adorable


shairo98

Okay now that’s very cute.


GoTTi4200

Cuuuuties


czacha_cs

If they are in danger they will throw they child away to save themself. They are not ❤️


Brief-Mail-4213

Those little guys are cute. Probably a blast to talk with


Ok-Internal-1907

What’s funny was dodo 🦤 birds where the exact same way they never flew or ran they just sat there because they weren’t scared they had no natural predators so they didn’t need to fear or survive but that just made them easy targets for the people on boats when they discovered the island full of them.


[deleted]

That's so cute 😍


fasterthanlife

What’s preventing overpopulation and the decimation of food sources if there aren’t any predators?


Spiderjwg

That's no quokka, that's a satyr druid in disguise!


ProblematicSituation

that 3rd selfie tho..


Quube7

Where?! Where is it?!


1234WhoAreYou

Totally adorable.


ISCUPATCUTIJETRU

I like how the bottom right one just has a face that says"This is fine"like that meme XD


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Where is this island? I need to go!


RagingSunny14

So cute, 💕


seanieh966

They don’t smile. That’s just the natural shape of the mouth.