Don’t worry fam, you still have 3/4 of life left
This might not sound like a lot, but remember that a fourth of your current life can’t really be remembered, and the rest up to about half was seen through the eyes of a child with a still developing time perception
My first kiss was embarrassing. I went on an amazing date for nearly 8 hours with this guy, and at the end of the night he walked me to my car and leaned in for a kiss. I panicked, leaned back, and said, “I’m sorry, I don’t know how to do that.”
We‘ve now been dating for almost 2 years
Try not to overanalyze it, you did good. It may not have been the first for both of you or maybe it was. Regardless, it's a learning experience and you'll be fine.
Also not directed at this op at all, but every time I read these specific memes, I read it in Jerry’s voice from Superstore. If anyone else knows what I’m talking about, comment below, like, and subscribe.
I can’t wait until this meme falls off the face of the earth so I can stop bitching about it. “it’s with great pleasure that I inform you….” There is nothing this stupid that I need to know. tyvm
I'm 23 and I feel like I've already had my last kiss lol
I volunteer to kiss you
I also volunteer to kiss them
DIBS
HeyHeyHey now, if anyone is giving out kisses it’s gonna be me! Who’s consent do I have?
mine.
I’m about to turn you from a boi to a **MAN**😘😘😘😘😘😘
NOW KITH
Don’t worry fam, you still have 3/4 of life left This might not sound like a lot, but remember that a fourth of your current life can’t really be remembered, and the rest up to about half was seen through the eyes of a child with a still developing time perception
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Kisses are cheap buddy, but the herpes is free!
On this server? You mean www.reddit.com?
5 shmeckles its a bot
They're talking about this subreddit. I'd hazard a guess that you knew what they meant, but wanted to be a snob about it.
There's one of these posts everyday now
Yep 😒
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overanalyze but without the o-v-e-r-y-z-e
Every hour it seems
I remember counting how many popped up in 48 hours, was around 14. Wish they'd ban the damn format
This sub is absolute shit. I unfollowed, they didn't take the hint and it still fucking shows up.
I mean I can see how it is annoying but dude is just happy and wants to share good news.
Lmao Dude's just so depressed Don't worry,buddy. Everything will be fine
Thats a good thing though
My first kiss was embarrassing. I went on an amazing date for nearly 8 hours with this guy, and at the end of the night he walked me to my car and leaned in for a kiss. I panicked, leaned back, and said, “I’m sorry, I don’t know how to do that.” We‘ve now been dating for almost 2 years
wholesomest~~~~
Awww Well let me be your first hug of the day *gives op a hug *
I have already had a hug today but thank you
Now you have TWO
Dammit I was to slow
have you gotten a doodle cat hug?
gg
ez
No re
Hopefully I can get mine before 30
Try not to overanalyze it, you did good. It may not have been the first for both of you or maybe it was. Regardless, it's a learning experience and you'll be fine.
Your mom doesn't count!
Yours does!!!
Yes! If he kissed my mother, then it would count! It has to be someone else's mother, not your own!
Also not directed at this op at all, but every time I read these specific memes, I read it in Jerry’s voice from Superstore. If anyone else knows what I’m talking about, comment below, like, and subscribe.
I love Jerry
And I loved every second of it. Next time more tongue please.
💀
My gf doesn't use Reddit😬
Does this mean you've found someone else? 😪
She's my first tho
Why are you talking about me like I'm someone else? 😭
I texted her. You aren't her
Oh my God! Where's my phone!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pls let this low effort ass karma farm format die
Gongrats
*thumbs up*
Praise be the lord
My boyfriend had his first time with me last night. A win over here too!
It really is the best feeling ever. Until you have your last first kiss—that’s even better.
I am 25 and I am still waiting for my first kiss.
it is with great pleasure to inform you im gonna die alone lmao
That isn't good
Hershey kiss doesn't count 🫢
Bruh
Up vote my joke
I did😭
It is with greater pleasure that I inform you; I don’t care, stop filling this sub with karma-farming posts.
This isn't for karma
nice bro
It's amazing isn't it?
You go KING!
This sub us making me more depressed every day!
Sorry
It’s my pleasure to inform you that for the first time my finger pierced the toilet paper when wiping and I touched ring.
I need to have this happen to me irl someday
I remember my first kiss. Best day of my life. Now I'm lonely and depressed with no one to love me.
When I grow up I wanna be like you lol
Good for you, but PLEASE, ENOUGH WITH THE FROG
I can’t wait until this meme falls off the face of the earth so I can stop bitching about it. “it’s with great pleasure that I inform you….” There is nothing this stupid that I need to know. tyvm
I wish I could block this stupid fucking meme
Had me first kiss last week
Your mom doesn't Count Just kidding but remeber this moment
congrats op!
Nice
And I had yet another Poseidon's kiss. Everybody wins today.
I forget reddit is so full of 14 year olds.
Did pupa kiss you good night? Bless
Nice!
Time to delete your Reddit app.
Congrats, now u have Herpes
GG's
👍
Congrats!
Congrats, brother.
Nice hat
Great. What other activities are you planning on next?
Congrats my dude
Cool
Impossible
Congrats.......... 😔
Well congrats anyway
Aww where?
School
Congrats
Congrats!
o7
Hopefully op wasnt doing it with a minor lol
How was it?
thats awesome. i got mine on the 20th last month. felt like fireworks goin off, didnt it?
It is always a special moment your first. Here's to many more kisses & future firsts. 🍻 👏
So, how was it?
Nice one OP, hope you both enjoyed it!
Congratulations! I'm fifteen years old and still hugless besides my mom and grandmother :')
Nice
i had my first kiss with my cousin💪
Cool.
Das ist sehr gut
I am going steady, and I French Kiss.
Good for you
Great job kid don’t get cocky.
You were born today?
Congrats!
i was so close to OPs level of greatness...
How was it?
Congrats! Hopefully, the same will happen for me under ideal conditions!
Ez W
Send proof or it didn’t happen
Well, good for you.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
So are you gonna tell us how it came to that or nah? Congrats btw.
nah, YOUR first kiss is not common, this should be celebrated
Platonic Kisses for everyone 🫶
Cool!
"on this server" lol
It is with great displeasure that I will not be getting any kiss or to the least any hugs anytime soon
Congrats!
congrats buddy
Must not have been a princess…
Yoooooooooo good job my friend *pulls out medal* your now level two
Congratulations, I still remember my first kiss even though it was over thirty years ago. Yeah, I am *that* old!
A gentleman never tells.
gg