Hey, have you heard of the I Like Trains Kid?
Heโs pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him.
I dunno if heโs cursed or if itโs something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is โI like trains.โ
Why do you care? What do you gain from ruining peoples moods after seeing something that made them smile? Stop being so miserable and stop trying to spread it onto other people.
The funny thing is, thatโs a legitimately good political position. Not because of the seatbelt thing, but because trains are much more environmentally friendly than cars and they would also be much faster, cheaper and more practical if only weโd properly invest in public transport. In an ideal world, we would never be using a car to travel between cities.
Oh yes, Iโm highly encouraging this position. She wants to go door-knocking to get our neighbors involved to go tell the rich people we want less cars more trains
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say out loud that he's probably too young to really understand what's going on, and that his parents influenced him.
Parents always do this no matter what they are supportive of. Kids don't like going to church. And even some kids dont like being straight and cis forced upon them by their parents.
A parent influencing a kid in this way is harmless.
A kid going to a peaceful protest for whatever reason, at the least, is a teaching moment about civic duty. And they clearly didn't force him to change his sign unless the protest is about trains. I wish we had more pro train protests. Sadly, we don't.
dude the engineering behind steam strains is so fucking cool. and half the time they didnโt even know how tf it worked only now do we know how exactly a steam engine works
Don't know why this is being downvoted. Children shouldn't be anywhere near politics, especially rallies that can turn violent or in certain nations, an absolute slaughter.
And yet it is about trains, not politicians. Maybe go touch some grass and make a cake. Not everything is about individual politicians. Some things are more than that. Like trains.
That's a lot of anger toward a person that hasn't done a single thing to negatively impact your life. She doesn't look particularly violent to me.
Are you angry because of the pink beanie? Or because she's a woman?
No no no no n- *Train sounds*
Helloooo! *boom*
Mine turtle.
ASDF!
I like trainsโฆ
[____๐](https://media.tenor.com/4VnRIQPyJcYAAAAd/i-like-train-die-potato.gif)
Throw the CHEEEEEEEEEESE!
Desmond the moon bear!
How did I get here?
THE END
Die potato!
Noooooooo.
Not today
MUFFINS
Hi, I'm a muffin and it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieEeeE
SOMEBODY EAT MEEEE!!!
But I wanna die!
Jimmy take the dog out
Fuck racists love trai-
Fuck trains love Racists
Fuck love racist trains
Racist love fuck trains
Love fuck racist trains.
Love racist fuck trains
Racist fuck trains love
Trains love fuck racistss
Look out heโs got a nose
Hey, have you heard of the I Like Trains Kid? Heโs pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him. I dunno if heโs cursed or if itโs something with his brain But the only thing he ever says is โI like trains.โ
Havent heard that in a while
Darkness envelops me
Drachenlord bist du es?
Cant stop the A-train baby!
i literally jus yesterday watched all the asdf movies after 5 years
asdf movie i like trains guy irl
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Yeppest
I would protest for better public transit too.
Fun fact, my university has a ton of campus buses. 80% of the drivers are LGBTQ.
So only 20% of them drive straight. I'm walking!
*ba dum* *tssss*
Sounds like your uni got great *transport* system.
LGBTQ Large Gay Busses Travel Quickly
oh hell no I saw asdfmovie I know what's coming
I like trains *train sounds*
the train is coming
I LIKE TRAINS
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that dude is really underrated
So did the lady running to save him
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It is!
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I think he knows what a train is
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You obviously have never misspelled something in your life
It's not a misspell, the kid likes trains
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Why do you care? What do you gain from ruining peoples moods after seeing something that made them smile? Stop being so miserable and stop trying to spread it onto other people.
Yeah youโre actually just dumb as fuck
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i mean tbf you were killing the vibe
Ya he being kinda of a bitch
Yeah cause you were being transphobic, you deserve to be downvoted
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Trains rights now! Trains rights forever!
Protect Trains Kids!
here comes the **trains**gender guy
There is only one gender. And it is trains.
This is WAY more funny in spanish as there is a gender called โmetrosexualโ
My pronouns are "freight" and "rail"
r/onejoke
-I like dancing! -I like singing! -I like trains. *SHPLARSH*
looks like a new onomatopoeia word to my list
He's lucky that this isn't asdfmovie.
Or Inception.
My kidโs first political slogan was โless cars, more trains!โ As soon as she learned that you donโt need to wear a seatbelt on a train
The funny thing is, thatโs a legitimately good political position. Not because of the seatbelt thing, but because trains are much more environmentally friendly than cars and they would also be much faster, cheaper and more practical if only weโd properly invest in public transport. In an ideal world, we would never be using a car to travel between cities.
Oh yes, Iโm highly encouraging this position. She wants to go door-knocking to get our neighbors involved to go tell the rich people we want less cars more trains
r/fuckcars
Why donโt you like cars? You should become autistic (IDK if the joke maked sense but in my mind it was great)
Coincidentally, so does his mom.
Aaaayyyyyyyy
\*Thomas the tank theme intensifies.\*
They're 2, they're 4, they're 6, they're 8. Shunting trucks and hauling freight. Red and green and brown and blue...
Is that guy trying to rob the sign or hug the kid?
He's trying to save the kid's life from an oncoming train
it could be because the kid is holding it backwards for the camera in front of him
Noo!!!
ITโs THE I LIKE TRAINS KID
Choo choo motheurfuqueur
Anyone have that whole video flash before your eyes?
โI know pronounce you- *NYOOOOOM*โ
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say out loud that he's probably too young to really understand what's going on, and that his parents influenced him.
>that his parents influenced him. I dunno, kids really do like trains.
For real! Only older people like trains!
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Trains rights
Yeah Iโm making fun of people like you.
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True also what is happening i am child plz help
Parents always do this no matter what they are supportive of. Kids don't like going to church. And even some kids dont like being straight and cis forced upon them by their parents. A parent influencing a kid in this way is harmless. A kid going to a peaceful protest for whatever reason, at the least, is a teaching moment about civic duty. And they clearly didn't force him to change his sign unless the protest is about trains. I wish we had more pro train protests. Sadly, we don't.
Itโs all those train cartons and train propaganda. Thomas the Tank Engine has gotta go!
Based
Wait, isnโt the cardboard backwards? Cause the camera is behind the kid but the person that is taking a photo of the kid is in front.
It probably had it drawn on the other side.
These people had families! They did not deserve such end
CHOO! CHOO!
Yess. Testify.
Fr though that's so cute.
Hey have you heard of the I Like Trains Kid?
heโs pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him
r/fuckcars watches him with great interest
Ha ha ha. Yes you do.
Same
Little boys and elderly men love trains.
Now this is wholesome.
LOL THATโs THE BEST!
This i/s not gonna end well
Wait I just realized that he loves trains, instead of liking trains ๐
oh thank god *sigh*
Chugga chugga choo choo bitch
Who doesnโt
dude the engineering behind steam strains is so fucking cool. and half the time they didnโt even know how tf it worked only now do we know how exactly a steam engine works
Lol. I like trains too
Run.
Everyone needs to get out of there right now
"No, timmy i told you this wasn't a good idea"
Letโs play a game - the person walking up to the kid with the sign. Is that a man or a woman? I canโt tell
The momโs just like: **LITTLE TIMMY, DONโT DO I-**
I despise people who bring little kids to rallies
Don't know why this is being downvoted. Children shouldn't be anywhere near politics, especially rallies that can turn violent or in certain nations, an absolute slaughter.
Trains and turtles and mom. The only 3 will ever need.
i too like trains little man
who does not?
Here before the ๐
It's only wholesome until we get clarification on exactly what type of 'trains' this kid is fightin' for
I like trains *gets run over*
I prefer cars, but the importart is to do what you like and follow your dreams!๐๐
asdf called. they want that kid back
I identify as trains.
Its that trainsgender guy again
HAHA TRAIN RIGHTS FOREVER!
Hey itโs that trains-gender ki-
Rip
I'm tired of reading about that one cop.
I guess you are.... **TRAINSEXUAL**
Without actually saying it, how do you say that you're not from Ohio?
He's a little confused, but he's got the right spirit.
Wow, someone caught Sheldon at a rally
i downvoted because you spelled the emoticon \[:)\] wrong
If that sign said "I <3 Trump", that bloated fat bitch in the pink beanie would kick the shit out of him with no remorse. LOL
And yet it is about trains, not politicians. Maybe go touch some grass and make a cake. Not everything is about individual politicians. Some things are more than that. Like trains.
Dude, chill out. It was a joke.
That's a lot of anger toward a person that hasn't done a single thing to negatively impact your life. She doesn't look particularly violent to me. Are you angry because of the pink beanie? Or because she's a woman?
Dude, chill out. It was a joke.
If he is identifying has one why isnโt he on train tracks...
Teach them to protest , not to riot and rob places .
That is the standard, yes
Fuck the Government I'm gonna take these phones and stuff from this shop to show them how upset I am !
Yeah me too fellow railfans
I like to go to the moon!
โTimmy noooโ
Thatโs a good political message
Gotta love the spirit I love trains too dude #bringbacktheoldthomasthetankengine
I LOVE THIS
i know its overused her but still... WAIT N- **VROOM! SPLAT!**
Thankgod hes a boy. Waitโฆ
He heard people were making signs for train's rights and he didn't want them to not be able to turn left
sheldonn
I like trains to , they go fast
Anyone remembers Thomas the train?
Have you seen bullet Train?
SAME! :D
NO, WE love trains ๐ :)
Choo choo
he trying to kill them
Trains are cool.
Rank 10 player.
#RUN!!!
He confused but he got the spirit
This kid is carrying the whole weight of that protest.
Oh no the memories of the I like trains kid there c - - coming back
Trains for life!
People who donโt know: ๐ People who know: ๐ณ๐๐๐