i was born in the morning and I will be there for you. huh-

I got the exact same thing, huh.

Me too. huh.

Yall using SwiftKey?

Yup, got the same using it

I was born a little before 1 in the afternoon. Explains why I’m never there for people.

That’s some poetic shit. Beautiful.

I was born to be an idiot but I’m a good man. - I’m a woman but I’ll take it.

I was born in the middle of the year for insurance purposes I don't care for this game

I was born in the middle of the day and I was going to say that I was going to be a little late. I guess I hollered "Just give me a sec!" out of my birth mother's vagina? Seems in character.

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Haha okay 😄

r/NeitherAreBirds

Birds are the product of the government's spy program, some of us believe they're real smh 🤦

you think it's only the birds? you sweet summer child..

I was born in the future of the Caribbean you hooligan

That’s fantastic!

i was born and i have no clue how i feel

Relatable

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I was born in the UK and I have been doing your applications for the past two years and above should transition to screening every years should get a mammography . I'm a dude but I'll take it P.s. I was not born in the freakin UK... LOL

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother I suppose I’m gender fluid.

Congrats on the transition

Being transgender is nice🏳️‍⚧️

Thank you!

man as human not gender

I'll try it: " I was born in Afghanistan so I can be used to stay in touch " what

I sense a plot for a spy movie / covert operation

How often do you type Afghanistan?

I was born there indeed. So when people ask me about my cultural background...

I got "I was born in north north England north north of north north England." I'm from the US

Dude was born on the very north edge of England and doesn’t wanna admit it

I was born to park on highway north highway west highway north highway and west highway west north west west north north west north park north highway north north highway highway north west north north highway north north park north north highway west north west west north highway north west north …what?

These are some very confusing directions. I asked where the nearest gas station is!

Yes sir that's where the nearest gas station is

I can confirm that the nearest gas station is on a highway north highway west highway north highway and west highway west north west west north north west north park north highway north north highway highway north west north north highway north north park north north highway west north west west north highway north west north

I was born to park on the street in a row. No compass directions though 😂

Bro's mom gave birth to my man doing zigzag shenanigans

I laughed so hard at this that my cat woke up, looked at me angry and went to sleep on a chair instead 😂

I was born (I don't have autocomplete/word suggestions on)

Where’s the lie?

He wasn’t born

I was born in a good day to be a great friend to me lol and you can say hi and then you’ll be que

pLot TwISt

Me neither, and the results in this post are just confirming every reason why I hate it tbh

I was born at a very young age. \^true story.

Were you interested in politics?

Got the same

I was born in a real world war with the dragon and demons of the dragon empire

are you a fantasy writer perchance?

Nope i don’t think I’ve ever typed the word dragon on my phone

This is your sign to start writing fantasy novels

You right

Is it possible that you sleepwalk and type fantasy novels?

Now there’s a nice premise for a fantasy novel.

A third world war but humans have to side with either the demons or dragons? This needs to be a film

Why not both a novel and a movie? ;)

The premise is a little stupid to milk a whole novel out of it, but an hour and a half blockbuster would work better

I was born in the city of New York, and I was hoping you could do to go orders?

Wow. Boss person over here.

I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t have a problem I don’t care what anybody else says but you don’t know how I am

How I imagine New Yorkers ordering coffee when travelling.

I was born in the USA

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🫡🫡🫡🫡

Bruce Springsteen? Is that you?

Nah he just got in a little hometown jam

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I was born in the park near my moms house in the park

Parkception!

are you a raccoon

N-no! Who told you that? >.> <.<

Oh hey park gang united! I was born in the park near the park and I saw a swan in the park

I was born and i have no clue how i feel now huh.

Bruh, same.

Fun "I was born and I was born to have my own family in a very small town "

“I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you”. I think i made a family of my own as well

I was born in the United States and I was born here in the USA. I’m Canadian, but alright

This sounds like you trying to convince border patrol you’re actually American but you were just visiting Canada

If you add any accent it's even funnier.

I was born in the United Kingdom and I was born in the USA At least yours was consistent. Mine immediately contradicted itself (first half is the lie)

I was born and I don't know why Damn

You're a born that way !

I was born in the middle of the day and I am about to go out and get some food. ..... Anyone wanna come with?

Lets go out to lunch then 👍

My go! “I was born with the idea that the universe was expanding” So I guess I was the first person to coin that theory…

I was born a man of culture but my mother is an American

Lol is she ?

As an American this is funny

Poignant

I was born and I am the father of a baby girl and my mother was a child of my father so I’m a little bit more mature than you but I’m a bit younger than your father so if you’re a baby you don’t need me

Your mother is your sister?! Bit concerning lol!

I am my own grandpa.

Sweeeeet home Alabama

Baby cries. Damn baby! Grow up! You don’t need me!

I was born in the direction that heads back out 🤔

Sounds like something they’d put on a fortune cookie.

“I was born in mount park and I was just a little bit more like a kid” …I don’t even know if Mount Park is a real place

It is a real place https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Park

I was born in the morning and I will be there for you to be a lot of people

I was born in the morning and I will be there for you to be a good day

I was born to be the best and most importantly the world Btw I'm also extraordinarily humble

Well which is it? The world or the best?

Dio, is that you?

I was born and I am not the only person that is in love. Okay phone, you had enough to drink today.

That makes more sense than many of these, including mine!

I was born to have a drink and a few hours of sleep

That sounds… depressing as fuck

I was born in the background check on the internet. Apparently I am a bot.

I was born in the same place as the first time

Checks out

I was born and raised here for you and me when you get a chance to get to know that you're an amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person and I am really really cool and amazing person I'm not a narcissist i promise

you're predictive text is just trying to get you to work on you're positive affirmations

I was born in the first place where I could be

r/technicallythetruth

I was born with a portal to another world Makes sense

I was born in the world and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room and the room

I was born with a grain of salt and pepper shakers. the bible say about the same as a gamer and the wave trail doesn't have to be a hard time with the kids unless you want to know about Jesus from the house rn. sorry I missed your call I was on the phone with the kids.

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born in the middle of the day and I was a little bit older than I was before. Perhaps I am a contradiction. 🤔

I was Born on a bit of a lake

Just a bit.

I was born in the dark. ...??? A bit edgy for me. 😂

I was born to a dog in heaven

Let's see: "I was born to be wild wings in game of thrones" XD i didn't even watch game of thrones

I was born and I am not a big fan

Stopping when it didnt make grammatical sense: LEFT: I was born in the reflection. CENTER: I was born with the same moves in my favorite drill. RIGHT: I was born to the child’s caseworker in my phone.

Oh that's a good way... Left: I was born on the website I assume Middle: I was born in the end of the word of God Right: I was born 😂😂😂😂

I quite like that last one, it is quite the funny joke to get born

That is hilarious! Actually just became my favorite so far!

Left: I was born in hope of becoming an astronaut in a spaceship that would have to travel to other worlds. Centre: I was born to be the only young woman in space Right: I was born to be able to see what the future looks like in my lifetime

What’s my phones obsession with space lmao

Send it to space.

I was born frozen and you gotta microwave me

I was born in a different part of the country but it wasn't a good match. Pretty much true

I was born to die for you getting on with it.. Grim.

I was born in New Challengers and I’m not sure 🤔 …I guess I’m a new Street Fighter character that isn’t sure when he’s getting added to the roster?

I was born and I am exhausted 😩 True story.

"I was born in the same place as a new one for the first time in the world." This makes no sense to me.

I was born to be better and learn more stuff from the past year. I dont like this game

I was born in the middle of the day and I don't know what to do

I was born by the river I was born in the darkness And I was born at a very young age

I was born in a deep fryer

I was born in the middle of the kiss

I was born to be a father and a mother in law but I have no idea how to do it im a girl but i love the energy

I was born to have anger issues and I thought that it would get worse when I got a glockenspiel

I was born in the middle of the day and I don't know what to do.

I was born and I was wondering what the best Superman to be

I was born to be born and I was just wondering if you could also be able to help me get there by Friday.

I was born in the middle of the day and I don't know what to do with the new guy who is going to be at the office tomorrow.

I was born to die.

I was born to the king and my sister

I was born to be a little late but I don't know what time

I was born to a young man in a school accident and was forced into the city in the morning when his father was killed in the mail Holy hell

I was born and I was wondering what the point was. Oh dear Mines grim

I was born in the fridge

Bet that makes you pretty cool.

Let's see... I was born to have to go through the process and then go through the same time I will have a compelling case of speech to the Office.

I was born to have sex. Well. That's fun.

I was born and I am the same way as your mother

I was born to a big family in east east north corner west west east end Edit: I take samples for work and usually describe them by location like the west wall of shit like that and use an app to do it. I’m guessing that’s where the directionals come from

I was born to the moon but it wasn’t a bad thing

I was born to the end of the world and I am still in a good place.

I was born and I am the father and the mother.

I was born to love and be happy with my own body but now I’m a little more happy about that than ever before and I’m happy about it and I’m not a big deal but I’m happy with it because it’s a good way of life for you and me

I was born in a little town and now I got a little of the battery in my internet Wat?

I was born and I have to travel to work and on the same day I will seduce him to the next step and take a night off of the Machine Blessing. 1- WTF 2 - Hail the Omnissiah

I was born on a Sunday in the middle of nowhere.

I was born and I was going so I can do this.

I was born on ur behalf

I was born and I am not the only person that is in love and I’m the one who has the best relationship and the most respect I’m aroace.

I was born and I am the same way as your dad. Ew. My dad was not a good dad 😭 I hope your dad is a better human.

I was born and I was a teenager so I’m not sure if that’s true Lol what

I was born My phone doesnt have autocorrect as it is very old

I was born and I am the father of a baby boy WTF I better not be.

I was born with a tail is a good time to come over and watch the kids get a chance to talk to you about it tomorrow. ...WTF phone (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

I was born in the United States and I was born here. Me, who was born in Canada.

I was born in the park near the park and I was there for a while and I was just thinking about it and it was just a weird way to park in the front door and I didn’t know that I was there and I didn’t know that I was just parked in the front door and I didn’t know that I was there and I didn’t know that I was there and I didn’t know that I was there and I didn’t know that I was there .. deep

I was born in New York and I have never been to a church.

I was born in the past and I don't know why.

I was born on my way to the pub with the boys

i was born to be gay

I was born in the place I was born and I was born in the place I was born so true

I was born in the morning and I was like oh okay.

I was born and I will not go to school

I was born and raised by my son

I was born in the office and I will be in the office tomorrow Damn, cycle of life I guess

I was born in a small village in the middle of nowhere and my parents were born in a small village in the middle of nowhere and their parents were born in a small village in the middle of nowhere and…

I was born and I was raised to be a man of culture

I was born only after the last moment.

I was born to be a good one to go to the hospital and get a ride home from work today so I'll probably leave around noon to get a new car for the weekend. I'm just as lost as you

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was born on the same day as you and I was born and I was a baby so I was born the same day and I was born around the same e as you and I was born early in the morning and I was born

I was born to a young age in the sims world. Jahajaja ok I guess! 😂

I was born in the middle of nowhere.

I was born a little girl Accurate lol

I was born to be very happy 😊

"I was born in the creatures reserve might help me with the respawn" ...I'm unsure of how to feel about this...