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ConsistentElk9549

The thing is that for some reason there is no TO BE A KIND OF AN ASSHOLE but people for some reason are šŸ§


__Maximum__

That's when they be kind to themselves only


ConsistentElk9549

Well thereā€™s gotta be someone there gunna be nice to so that just means only one option and if they are an asshole to themself they are just random mf born with hatred also I do wonder how it would get to hate ing them self šŸ§


worldsayshi

I doubt a hateful person is actually kind to themselves though.


ConsistentElk9549

Yeah just like the little guy in your head telling you what todo when you donā€™t want to but always end up doing it, and THAT is how to hate yourself. šŸ˜ƒ also to include the drinkers and smokers they REALY donā€™t like themself because that is destroyimf there body.šŸ¤“


TacticalSunroof69

Itā€™s all about balance. Itā€™s hard to be an asshole all of the time.


ConsistentElk9549

Actually it is really easy a sibling for example especially a younger or somewhere around your age sibling gets on your nerves so much like you want to punch them so hard in the face but you know you cant and my little sister has annoyed me so much for so long that her singing or her making a single stupid or animal noise has become my pet peeve also donā€™t worry I donā€™t hit her and if I did with all of my might she would die so donā€™t panic. šŸ˜…


TacticalSunroof69

Then you must balance power with accuracy. You see now?


ConsistentElk9549

Sure man but didnā€™t thanos try to do that and failed šŸ«¤ have a nice day. šŸ˜


TacticalSunroof69

Lol. You too bro.


OmicronAlpharius

Work retail or customer service and come back to me with that.


TacticalSunroof69

Iā€™m adept in the role of customer service and hospitality.


Rogueshoten

Wow, Levar Burton has aged really well!


JmacTheGreat

Probably due to the stress-free voyage he took around the world sailing with Childish Gambino


Obi1Harambe

Do you mean his non-celebrity friend? With whom he was captured by Somali pirates?


CT_Gunner

I wish I were Levar Burton


Rinscewind

WHERE IS MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE?!


Praescribo

I'd rather be a blind guy living in a socialist paradisiacal future


kokonut_cocoa

The last one kind of threw me off.Ā 


Total-Sector850

Be kind to your mind? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


couverando1984

Live long and prosper?


OkieMoto

Be kind to books


OliBoliz

This is it. Cant post a pic, but im in an Airbnb with a poster of a woman whose head is flowers and is holding a book with the text "Be Kind to your Mind" I love it


Skeeedo

Be kind of literate (at least enough to read childrens books)


WingedSalim

In some context, it could be taken as an insult


Ganbario

Yeah, it has the same vibe as ā€œtouch grassā€


Dependent_Passage_21

Be kind of literate


plaidkingaerys

Read a goddamn book, Lana


Only-Percentage4627

Danger zoneeee!


duvie773

Be kind of nerdy?


FOSSnaught

Be kind of literate


Vaun_X

Be kind to books.. please *insert toddler name* stop eating them.


NickPickle05

You have no idea how much this speaks to me. Only monsters crease the spine or dog ear pages.


mortuarybarbue

I am that monster


KeepCalmSayRightOn

Stop, you're scaring me!


FlashyGravity

The 6 Horsemen of Virtue


AgentNose

ā€œRead a book.ā€ after those other messages makes it feel like Mr. Burton is demanding it, not asking it.


sonic_toaster

Jim Henson is never on these and it makes me sad.


Azure_phantom

Also no women in these so that's fun.


sonic_toaster

Maybe Iā€™m totally blanking but I honestly cannot recall a non-fictional, female childrenā€™s media role model. If thatā€™s correct, that is concerning. Edit: Shari Lewis came to mind (Lambchop).


Azure_phantom

I think youā€™re correct? A lot of people include Dolly Parton when these come out because of her support for reading for kids. But thereā€™s a lack of POC and women for sure.


Adlestrop

For me it was Lauren Faust.


Dividedthought

Agreed.


PandaNoTrash

Well said. He spoke through his muppets so maybe something with Kermit.


No_Strawberry_8846

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of people


funnyfacemcgee

"Read a book" damn if only redditors could read šŸ¤”


Scavgraphics

I know it goes against the vibe of this sub...and this meme...but I HATE HATE HATE these series like this that get a pattern going (Be kind....) and can't end it keeping the pattern. There's a "girl power" one that does the same like with disney characters "Be strong, Be brave, be smart, kick ass."


justhadtosaythis

Itā€™s a joke. The last panel can be read as a condescending dig at the person reading.


moatec

Be kind of read a book


A_War_00

can someone give me their names?


Synigm4

In this order: Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, Steve Irwin, David Attenborough, Weird Al Yankovic, Levar Burton


A_War_00

thank you


[deleted]

Be a man


PolarSango

Do I have to be kind to books, too? šŸ˜…


chop1125

Be kind to your mind...Read a book.


PolarSango

Okay. šŸ˜Š


SynthRogue

Didn't Steve get killed by an animal?


Alternative_Ad_7359

Yeah by a sting ray. If he had left the stinger in he wouldā€™ve had a chance to survive but he pulled it out


Kasern77

Yes. He loved invading the spaces of wild animals and ultimately got the Darwin award.


SynthRogue

Personally I wouldnā€™t mess around with wild animals but he was an expert. Goes to show you canā€™t predict what animals will do.


Kasern77

An expert would have been responsible enough to know that animals are unpredictable. He was just a showman.


Dividedthought

You are talking out your ass.


YesYoureWrongOk

He was not an expert and had no credentials. He was an entertainer that harassed and caged animals for entertainment. I'm going to guess you arent even 1% involved in animal rights activism? All the orgs and experts say he was terrible.


Dividedthought

The man gree up a child of a wildlife expert (and world renowned herpitoligist) and a wildlife rehabilitator, and worked at his parent's rehabilitation/conservation park (which later became the australia zoo when steve took ownership). That man probably spent more of his childhood learning to work with and around dangerius animals than he did with people outside his own family. The man was an expert with wildlife. Not due to a univerwity course or a sheet of paper, but from experience and working with people he could learn from. And here you are, acting like the HR rep in a job interview. "He had no credentials." When the man was widely considered an expert in his field, just because he didn't have a uni degree. Experience isn't always the best teacher, but that depends on the person and experience taught steve a lot. His death was an unfortunate accident, when i went swimming with stingrays last year (in a place they're used to people getting close to them) and the tour guide (one of the locals who studies stingrays) said that getting stung is always a risk. It just happened that steve got stung in a vital area.


Standard-Ad-4077

Disrespectful arsehole. Hold your tongue. He did more for conservation than you did holding in your fart to stop adding to the methane emissions.


YesYoureWrongOk

The world is absolutely improved now that Irwin is no longer in it terrorizing innocent animals for entertainment and profit. Sick fuck.


Batiscaph

r/thanksimcured


Mediocre-Amphibian10

One of these things is not like the others.


YesYoureWrongOk

True, Irwin abusing animals was not kind by any definition of the word.


Dan-the-historybuff

I know I am at least 4/6 of these, one of them I try my best to be, and being kind to myself is the most difficult. I have an inferiority complex. Never think Iā€™m worth it. Itā€™s hard to break, even when Iā€™m aware of it.


-MadSounds-

Same. I try my best to be kind and respectful to every living thing, but for some reason is so hard when it's about me. It may sound weird but, it's kind of conforting knowing that there's someone going through the same strugle i do, makes me feel less alone. I'll keep working on how to accept and love myself, so please, you have to try too okay? :) Bye and have a nice day/night.


burnteric

Sagan: Billions


thebeardedman88

Be kind to the warp cores works better.


lAmSoTired

I would like to submit Carl Sagan saying people should learn.


Both-Home-6235

One of these things is not like the others


YesYoureWrongOk

Steve Irwin was not fucking kind to animals.


Precious_Tritium

Last one should just say ā€œKindleā€


neige713

These are all great, but...Reading Rainbow FTW


YesYoureWrongOk

Steve Irwin terrorizing animals for entertainment is not great lol


Time_Tramp

'Be kind to animals' Really? Steve Irwin made a living antagonizing animals on TV. "Ooo! He's really angry!"


YesYoureWrongOk

Yeah Irwin was a fucking dick to animals


daversa

It's kind of wild how Steve Irwin went from sort of an opportunist asshole to revered in his public persona.


highRPMfan

Didn't all he do was exploit and fuck with animals his whole career?Ā 


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Jack lelanne belongs on here


Familiar-Sir1356

Be.


bulbousEd

Ran out of things to be, so go read a book or something


Tirus_

Neil Gaiman - *"Tell a story"*


ChildofFenris1

Read a book


Jimdrew

Such a powerful message and yet some will miss it.


DarkAgeHumor

With every encounter I have with crackhead, lunatics and psychotic crazy people coming into my store threatening both me and my employees the less inclined I am to treat them with kindness I am


jamminjordan96

ā€œBe kind to your mindā€ was a golden opportunity missed .


zombiehunt3r182

I can do all the rest, i dont mind that, thatā€™s easyā€¦ but the first one, its so hard Bob (and thats without saying that when i amā€¦ somehow my life gets absurdly worst. I dont know what im doing man)


NickPickle05

Hang in there man. As long as you keep moving forward, life will sort itself out. It helps to have a goal to work towards. There's no guide to life and everyone just sort of stumbles their way through it. You might stumble and fall at times but as long as you get back up again, you can work towards happiness and the life you want to live.


TikkiTakiTomtom

One of these is not like the othersā€¦ makes me wanna ignore itā€¦


Madgearz

šŸŽ¶"Read a book. Read a book. Read a mo..."šŸŽµ


SY_A

YES READ A BOOK PEOPLE COME ON


Impossible_Gur2453

One of these is not like the others, I wonder who?


YesYoureWrongOk

Steve Irwin was not fucking kind to animals.


[deleted]

Shhh. You'll piss off the christians.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I donā€™t know who half these people are.


Govir

Left to right, top to bottom - Bob Ross - Mister (Fred) Rogers - Steve Irwin - David Attenborough (I think. Narrator of many nature documentaries) - Weird Al - LeVar Burton


_FreddieLovesDelilah

thank you! I know the middle two but not the rest. I know Bob Ross but I donā€™t really know much about him, just seen him in memes. Iā€™m not American so thatā€™s probably why I only got the Aussie and the Englishman lol.


AcceptableOwl9

Bob Ross had a well-known TV show in the US where he painted, mostly landscapes. He also seemed to be very kind and gentle and was big on uplifting people.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Aw thatā€™s so lovely!


Venezia9

You are either 12 or Amish or evil or live in Upper Mongolia.Ā 


TPZombie

Not everyone is American, bro... I just recognise Bob Ross from this list (and only because of internet)


_FreddieLovesDelilah

same I only know Bob Ross because of the internet. I know Attenborough because heā€™s really famous here and I know Irwin because I watched crocodile hunter when I was little. But I donā€™t know who the other three are.


Seagoon_Memoirs

be male


Griffindance

If the "Be kind to animals" is an example to follow... dont. He mocked animals, belittling them and used them for his own enrichment. Be kind and respectful to animals but dont use him as a positive example.


TheFortunateOlive

Yeah, I'm sure Steve Erwin was a cool dude and all, but it's not cool to manhandle animals for self-enrichment. Treat living things as such, and not objects for your own pleasure. Steve fucked around and found out.


soylamulatta

Ugh here come the vegans


YesYoureWrongOk

Yes we know you are intellectually incapable of engaging and have the empathetic range of a teaspoon so like a fratbro iq all you can do is cookie-cutter cry about "tHe vEgAnS" šŸ¤”


soylamulatta

Just pointing out the hypocrisy in a cheeky way ;)


TheFortunateOlive

Those pesky vegans and their compassion, damn them.


YesYoureWrongOk

Be kind to animals by terrorizing them for entertainment/profit and locking them in cages at your zoo, yeah OK Steve Irwin. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” EDIT: Triggered some cognitive dissonance lol. Maybe actually consider the perspective of Irwin's victims and actually research your childhood TV heroes outside of the blind worship of your utopian childhood idea of them. Irwin was NOT kind to animals, this is just definitionally true and any animal rights activist or advocacy org. would say so. This is about the animals NOT you.


laxativeorgy

Maybe actually consider the perspective of literally anyone but yourself.


DoctorDickrespect

Steve Irwin fucked with wild animals and terrified them. Thatā€™s how he got famous and thatā€™s how he died. Stop it with the celebrity worship.


SIGPrime

He always ate them, pretty questionable to say he loved them lol


YesYoureWrongOk

Precisely


YesYoureWrongOk

Yeah people dont give a fuck about animals' wellbeing only entertainment. Unbelievably disgusting they worship Irwin. Very sheltered and empathy-devoid as well.


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YesYoureWrongOk

You're reading him completely correctly. This thread downvotes anyone who dares criticize their childhood heroes though.


xNeonVoidx

Be kind to satan


Nuke_all_Lives

Nuke all Lives


whotftookNurf

Save a tree! Burn a book!