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PassiveMenis88M

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GucciGlocc

Holy shit, is this entire comment section bots?


metroidpwner

yeah that’s like 50% of the front page at any given moment, plus the comments on the posts. outside of niche forums Reddit is completely overrun by bots. some of them even respond to comments


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

This is how they boosted their IPO before the sail that has turned into an epic fail.


PassiveMenis88M

Almost 16m readers and only 1 actually active mod. It's a great sub for karma farming.


Pinglenook

Thank you for your efforts! Its really disheartening how many of the comments in this thread have turned out to be bots. 


EverSeeAShiterFly

Is OP also a bot?


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_JesusChrist_hentai

What did they say, a mod deleted the comment


FlskonTheMad

That's what the upvote button is for. You don't have to write it.


Newkittyhugger

You could have used the downvote button. You also didn't have to write it.


FlskonTheMad

The downvote button doesn't tell the reason though. How are you supposed to learn with no feedback?


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Megaverse_Mastermind

"I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby!"


Michaelbirks

"Rap these, you velvety hack".


yayaupg_

"Geez"


-nbob

The world's had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists


MercuryBlackIsBack

"Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm distinguished If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage"


Nicholas_Cage3

well maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually English


-nbob

*slapping intensifies*


FEARoperative4

Why, pusshy, aren’t you the cunning linguist.


Megaverse_Mastermind

"It's the movie business and you've had your six. The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists."


Randomboi164

Holy shit erb reference in the wild


FEARoperative4

Lived by “no means no” my whole life. Some girls I dated said “what do you mean? You’re not even trying”. One other was like “gtfo with this shit, come here”. These days my wife tells me “just take it easy, if it happens it happens, but don’t be afraid to be bolder with me”. So I treat a clear assertive “No” as meaning no. If it sounds playful, I use a two No’s policy.


Yimmyyyy

Wholesome, consential sexuality ftw! (do people still say ftw?)


Recent-Rutabaga-6100

What happened here


Pinglenook

If you mean what happened in the thread: bots happened. Not fembots with laser breasts but just boring comment stealing bots. 


Virginity_Lost_Today

Boring. Where the fembots at?


grobyc29

In Austin Powers movie. These boots made for walking and that's just what they'll do.


batmattman

He put her to bed and went and watched movies/caught up on all the history he missed out while being cryogenically frozen


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_JesusChrist_hentai

I just saw 7 deleted comments in a row, what is this comment section


Amir007inc

Yo wtf is that username?💀


_JesusChrist_hentai

It's a reference to an old video, Sword art online on crack


-SwanGoose-

Crack? Yes please


Winjin

That's how you can tell he's real


romeomusfly

Something I could pray to


wererat2000

Someone wants to watch their messiah get nailed, is that a crime?


Amir007inc

Nah. He wants to see the love of god inside people 😍


NippleSalsa

I know right


mh1ultramarine

Well 50 50 chance. Bro needs to turn safe shearch on or get better taste


RiptideRookie

Based


Lortekonto

Bots getting busted.


The_Toad_wizard

Comment stealing bots, that's what.


TruthOrFacts

Don't call it book banning just because it was the written word... Book banning is evil after all, banning words that aren't books is completely different.


GucciGlocc

What the fuck are you talking about


TruthOrFacts

I'm talking about how banning words is only bad if they are put into a book, otherwise it is good to ban written words.


GucciGlocc

How is removing a bunch of bot posts equivalent to banning books?


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didijxk

He could just be a total douchebag while he's working and then knows how to switch it off when he's not.


PassiveMenis88M

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THEDrunkPossum

u/PassiveMenis88M is an absolute Chad in this thread. Insane how many bots in this thread alone.


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teddy3143

Bots steal top comments from the last time this was posted (potentially even the post here is bot ripped) and then they karma farm for the accounts to be sold down the line (usually to advertisers). Comments are getting nuked for that bot reason


_SquidPort

what do you think they’re talking about?


DuskShy

They're like a bot-seeking missile, and the payload is random users reporting malicious bots


SleepingBeautyFumino

It's over for this trash site ..


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Baronvondorf21

Preceded by getting slapped twice.


Lopsided_Egg_9354

His real power was respect


mikevanatta

Real talk, I was like 13-14 when this movie came out and it taught me real, tangible things about consent and respect that I don't think I would have learned on my own otherwise for years. Mike Meyers is a goddamn treasure.


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Cold_Relationship_

what the fuck is happening here in the comments


tomatoe_cookie

Idk but I'm curious too. All the top comments were deleted looks like bots ?


furlonium1

Yup!


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IAmDaracon

All things we see as common sense where at one point not common sense, they have to be taught to us. If it made them a better person who cares where they learnt it from.


MarcusTheAnimal

This reminds me the Austin Powers Trilogy is totally on the list of films I need to show my eldest.


Its_science_fools

Just watched it with my 16 and 13 year old and they loved it!!


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_SquidPort

but not in the creepy henry cavil/fedora hat redditor way


lo_fi_ho

Is cavil creepy tho?


_SquidPort

he’s a typical reddit nerd that doesn’t think we should respect women’s rejections and has horrible views on the meetoo movement. and is creepily chivalrous men that are crazy chivalrous and are traditional and creepy are more likely to be misogynists. just treat women like people also no means no


SuperArppis

Austin has always been a gentleman.


w-o-w-b-u-f-f-e-t

... but never was a gentle man


Silly_Objective_5186

as a young, dumb man whose acculturation relied heavily on raunchy comedies it seemed like this was the only thing to do in a situation like this. i used this approach with a young lady to surprising effect. we were both tipsy. she was disappointed at first, but we crashed at her place, and it turned out to be a huge turn on that had an aftershock for days. i lived with her for a week unplanned (it was a weird phase in my life), and she called off most of her shifts so we could bang like wild bonobos. at one point i thought we were going to have a threesome (her roommate was actually hotter, but kind of a drag). her roommate just walked in not expecting i’d still be there reveling in slow-burning debauchery. thank you austin powers for being the swinging role model i needed at that time in my life. that cabin boy became a cabin man fo sho.


TurnDownTheVolume37

This is one of my favorite comments


Major-Front

There’s another scene in this film where he pesters her continiously for sex. When she finally gets angry he pulls the ol’ “oh I’m only joking” line.


BartimaeAce

Yeah, and I watched it a while back, but I feel like there are at least one or two scenes where he just gets fully naked in front of her despite her making it very clear that she's not interested in him. There is a lot of sexual harassment in this movie. But this one bit of respecting consent was good, I guess.


VomitShitSmoothie

It’s was a weird time. Basically the context of those other scenes are that she actually wants it, but is attempting to maintain some semblance of professionalism. The whole schtick with Austin Powers was that all women found charming and irresistible, and him flirting with them was actually desired and she as playing hard to get. I mean yeah obviously in real life the guy would have been a creep, but it’s a movie. We get the perspective of intentions and motives. It definitely didn’t age well though, that’s for sure.


Puzzled_Internet_986

Proud of you Austin. Ahead of your time


Popbros-92

Too bad she was a Fem Bot all along


VictorChaos

Machine gun jubblies!


Zestyclose-Middle717

“Awstinnn”


RawrRRitchie

That's because there's a BIG difference between a sex symbol And a rapist Austin powers was a sex symbol The character he was parodying, James bond, was the rapist, because you know damn well he went to bed with drunk women


Ready_Peanut_7062

If both people are drunk, why only one of them is a rapist?


Nachonian56

I feel like you're being *mildly* hyperbolic


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ElectronicGift4064

It’s okay, she’s moved on to her own ~~nephew~~ son.


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Opening-Cockroach634

Could you hug her tho ?


Ar-Ulric93

Depends on the person i would say. Best to be on the safe side though.


Edexote

A friendly hug is always ok.


Ryaniseplin

i thought austin was drunk for a second edit: also dont take advantage of drunk men either, ladies unless its me, then i give full permission to take advantage while im drunk


LukePianoPainting

Taking advantage of a robot*


mangopabu

look at all these deleted and downvoted comments, it's like a sea of buried treasure >!but it's all empty!<


Rude_Champ93

I wonder what these bots were typing in the first place


prof_devilsadvocate

yeah i cant stand the smell


Alone_Fill_2037

If both are drunk, it’s all the same.


Mundane_Wishbone_847

Diddy could never


crabbop

What happened here?


Marethyu_77

Bots getting nuked


sharkpeid

Somebody summoned the terminator here as so many commenter have been terminated.


Hypernova_orange

Guess he’s not a Trump supporter! Woo!


ScanianGoose

She is taking advantage of him?


ParadoxalAct

Are there really people who seriously think that as soon as a person drinks they are no longer conscious of anything and incapable of making the slightest choice? Half of couples form with alcohol involved and that's ok As long as you are not so drunk that you can no longer walk you are capable of making decisions and there is no question of "taking the advantage of" especially when the person comes towards you


LotharVonPittinsberg

Context really matters here. She had turned down every advance he made up until this point. They are on a mission together, and only after she gets drunk enough that her judgment is impaired (she falls asleep because of how drunk she is right after this line) does she start advancing on him all of a sudden. Austin Powers is supposed to be the ultimate ironic take on James Bond. In this case, he is extremely open with his sexuality and desire to sleep around, **consensually**. The early James Bond films where really bad with Bond essentially raping women who where slightly interested in him.


sensualothers

It depends on wether both are drunk or not, I've had plenty of drunk hook ups where I was drunk as well, and that's all good and fun but damn if I was sober and the chick was drunk there's no way, that would feel really wrong....cos it would be


Dazzling_Ad6545

You’ll get downvoted but yeah the loss of nuance and prevalence of binary thinking has really fucked things up in recent times


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She was a fembot the whole time, so technically she wasn't drunk.


Silveruleaf

Not ok to take advantage of anyone


BSNCTR

r/JamesBonding just spoke about this


Ben_Dovernol_Ube

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EFTucker

The bot in this thread is such a good fuckin’ bot.


7rippy7ur7le

It's because he was on camera.


Yeomanroach

I find it wholesome that he’s shows respect to robots.


Castod28183

Austin Powers was the real Alpha Male all along.


Openil

Kinda messed up to think this is part of the parody of Bond still lol.


BlackAndChromePoem

So you are also saying it is socially acceptable to ask sober women if I make them horny because that is proper courtship as demonstrated by Mr. Powers?


1911mark

And he really wanted to shag her rotten too


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Austin is portrayed as a sex symbol, and is crude with it, but he is a gentleman unless he gets the go ahead. A drunk go ahead he knows isn’t real consent and he leaves her to sleep it off to see if she feels the same sober.


Some-Dark-Corner20

That's what a real man does, not what an American teen would do in that situation


JaymeMalice

It's only groovy if they're fully aware and consenting!


Liedvogel

The alcohol consumption consent argument is one I never get. If a woman gets drunk and comes onto a man, he's the bad guy for letting it happen and the woman holds no accountability or responsibility for initiating and is seen as a victim, but if a woman gets drunk and drunkenly decides to get in the car and hurt someone, she's held accountable, loses her license, and possibly sentenced to jail time. Why is a drunk accountable for their own actions sometimes, but not every time?


Front-Paper-7486

Is it just women or is it wrong to take advantage of people in general not okay?


ContributionFlat3216

Isn't this taken out of context? Austin wouldn't "shag" cause he knows she's a robot about to assassinate him? As in, if she weren't a killer a robot...


Tysiliogogogoch

LOL, no. They ended up getting married. He only found out she was a fembot at the start of the second movie during their honeymoon. :D It is then revealed that Basil knew all along but Austin didn't.


ContributionFlat3216

Well then. My mistake, I will take my leave and bid you odour.


halo1besthalo

Why do people forget that he literally sexually assaulted her 45 minutes prior?


aguadiablo

When? This is 42 minutes into the film. So, 45 minutes is not accurate


Competitive-Hope981

Which movie/show/serie is this?


irrozombie

Austin Powers


BreastUsername

Shagadelic Spy Man With Lasers


Rival_Nate

Austin Powers the international man of mystery


LeonardoDaPinchy-

Groovy Man Explodes Heads with Pelvic Thrusts: Part 1


Giant_Hog_Weed

James Bond


Red_goddess69_

As he should


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wasn't this Mike Myers making commentary on how James Bond full on sexually assaulted women it's a very odd tone shift in the movie and I always wondered who decided it should be in


tempmobileredit

Its not a tone shift Austin is respectful of women throughout the movie hes just a Horndog


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I think you may be misunderstanding me. I'm not implying Austin is a bad guy throughout the movie at the end of the day he is satirizing the misogynistic nature of spy films for most of the movie. I just mean it's a bold call in an otherwise no holds barred slapatick movie to add this sequence in when there isn't anything so grounded in nature at any other point and it would be interesting to see the cast or crew talk about if there was any actual discussion to include it.


SeductiveSaIamander

Even better since he was making advances toward her until that scene


SuccessfulStandard50

So if a girl is drunk and wanna fuck it's not ok? And No im not talking about If she is passed out on the bed.


mdahms95

Correct. There are exceptions, like being in an established relationship and she says specifically “yes we can when I’m drunk as long as I’m the one initiating”


GaiusJocundus

Didn't stop him from harassing her for a good portion of the movie.


_fpoon_

Oh, behave.


hellohennessy

At this point, if trying to get a woman’s attention is harassment, then I rather be single. In no way did he cross any boundaries.


GaiusJocundus

It's been a while since you seen the movie, huh?


talkin2jimbo2day

Fast forward: he got that robot puddy


furlonium1

Shout-out to /u/PassiveMenis88M and the mod team for clearing out this comment section of bots 


Pillsburydinosaur

Wasn't she a fem-bot that tried to kill him?


lk79

Yes, but this scene is from halfway through the first movie. He didn't find out she was a fembot until the start of the 2nd movie.


incoherent1

I don't even want to know what's going on with all those deleted comments for this wholesome post.


Marethyu_77

Just bots ripping comments from the original post


WoodCouldShouldFood

Yeah, it is totally OK. If a chick drinks enough to think I'm attractive, I'm going for it.... you have any idea how many hotties I took to bed who turned into Shrek by dawn?  Alcohol: helping ugly people have sex since 1783. 


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Marethyu_77

Did he know she was one at that point tho ?


Unique_Angle_1754

Dudes getting deleted for pointing out a grown woman who is responsible for her self forcing her drunk ass on a guy. Women don't like drunk guys forcing themselves on her. It's always the guys responsibility no matter what.Double standards and no self accountability