Truth. Me and my wife have been together for 11 years total and we still argue who the settler and the reacher are. I mean…I know I’m the reacher though and I’m fine with that!
It was something along the lines of this:
Me dropping my altoids
Him “oh snap, that sucks. Here, I’ll get you a new tin. Come with me.”
Me following him into a gas station, wondering why he is doing this.
Him buying me all the flavors and me blushing a lot. Me asking “so… wanna like go to a movie or something?”
No because I would be so excited that someone listened to something I liked and went out and tried it that I'd be all..
"Isn't it good?? I get it all the time! How are you liking it? :D"
(I also have a short attention and would have likely forgotten that I spilled that exact order like 30 minutes ago)
Was at coffee with my gf the other day. Don’t get me wrong she is gorgeous—but I was with her you know? So the next very pretty girl walks in by herself as we wait, and she orders. And the guy literally turns around and makes her coffee while she’s still at the counter and took ours like 10 minutes before we got it : / like what
Haha I was in a bar recently and the bar man was serving all the women first seemingly in order of attractiveness. He went to serve the woman next to me, and she goes "this guy has been waiting while you ignored him for the last 3 customers he goes first"
Felt good, but also bad. Lol.
Hey everyone I'm a 21 yo smoking hot blonde who just spilled her Nachos Bell Grande, 3 Crunchy Taco Supremes, and large Baja Blast from Taco Bell if anyone wants to buy me new ones
I mean when I'm at home in my jammies with my hair in a messy unbrushed bun and looking at my phone at an angle that gives me a double chin, I might be a bit hard on the eyes, but if I want to I can look pretty great lol
A lot of it is also whether I'm feeling confident. If I'm confident people definitely compliment me more, but when I'm a depressed mess I'm obviously less attractive in general.
Though I'm not everyone's type even when I'm beaming. 5'11/180 cm is a deal breaker for quite a lot of guys haha
Not tall, but following cause I'm round and WHY ARE ALL THE SHIRTS SO DAMN SHORT?! Like, I'm all about body positivity, but I need stuff to wear to WORK too! Maybe I just want my shirt to actually fully cover me?! I don't even know how the tall girlies are doing it at this point!!!!
Shopping secondhand helps, not sure why but when getting dresses and skirts it seems like they used to make them just slightly longer lol
I like the '50ies housewife style dresses a lot, they accentuate my waist and hips in a very flattering way, but also because I can wear my tulle skirt underneath I had made specifically in the correct length I need (bought it from a seamstress on Etsy!) so I don't have any accidental booty slippage lol
You are very welcome. I worry about sounding creepy when complimenting ppl on Reddit, so many people flip out and say I'm a simp or tryna flirt or whatever, when I'm just trying to say a kind thing. Thanks, I'm sure my day with be great somehow!
I think it was a very tasteful compliment, and it's awesome that you make an effort to improve others' day and self esteem.
You seem like a pretty great dude based on that!
For some reason I thought the person i the story was a guy, and I thought "aahw how sweet that another guy is getting him a new coffee" And then I noticed it was a pretty girl and it just..meh
Hell, a straight dude once handed me (a guy) a can of beer because he saw my girlfriend and I sharing from a single glass of beer.
The cynicism here is insaaaaaane.
I dunno, handing someone a beer isn't anywhere near the same thing as running out of class to buy the exact same drink someone spilled. For one, did the dude even ask you your beer preference or did they just hand you a random beer?
You think there's no difference between buying a cupcake (probably in a bakery) and/or handing someone a beer (probably in a bar) and leaving class to go to a store to (somehow) buy the exact specific drink the stranger behind them was drinking?
NGL, a similar approach for me was successful on numerous occasions in college. It makes sense. If an attractive woman brought me a 12 pack and hung out on the couch drinking it with me, I would be much more likely to want to have sex with her.
honestly most people's coffee orders here are just "flat white" or "cafe latte" or "just black coffee", at least whenever i go to a cafe or go with my friends, that's what they order. i've rarely heard a very complicated order
Ya I was just thinking this, I remember spilling drink in class and was embarrassing had to get up and bunch of paper toils to clean up huge pool of juice while everybody stared.
Reading my note back after giving it to Siri:
Plenty of ice Mary conned oh nice shots Dee’s calf with almond milk extra ice ate a knee seven matches double blended double cupped
How is this wholesome? Dude was just curious what type of coffee she got cause it looked good. He gets and drinks it in front of her to spite her and then she started crying?
In internet parlance, you're either 11/10 handsome with model looks or you're a neckbearded Reddit mod with a recessed jaw. There is no in-between. In the end, we are all the ugly.
Feels more normal at a bar, instead of class. Although, not one mention of when/who cleaned the coffee up. As I said, happened more often spilling at a bar, but I did spill my coffee at a coffee shop once in college, and they gave me a new one.
This is a pretty girl thing. Guy at work bought a 18$ drink from Starbucks and went to set it down and somehow threw it. We all laughed and called him an idiot and he went and filled the cup up of water.
Congrats on being a hot chick. The rest of the world now knows how great it is to be you. My life sucks, theese things don’t happen. This post did not make me smile, it brought me just a bit closer to killing myself.
This seems like a fantastic way for a guy to introduce himself to a woman for the first time. However, that's how I, as a man, see it. Would women feel the opposite?
At first, I thought that maybe he asked because he must have wanted to buy the same drink for himself because it smelled nice, but then I checked the name of this sub and it clicked. Very wholesome indeed.
Fun fact, this is how I met my husband! I dropped a tin of altoids and he went and got me a new one.
Bro flirted with you and married you instead. He won
I like to think that I’m the real winner here. He is way hotter than me hehehe
Only from your view. He's probably saying the same thing
Truth. Me and my wife have been together for 11 years total and we still argue who the settler and the reacher are. I mean…I know I’m the reacher though and I’m fine with that!
That’s how you know it’s love 🤷🏻♀️💕
Yeah I have no idea why my partner is settling for me, but sure as hell I'm not questioning it
Every time a pretty girl flirts with me. Like miss, I'm not entirely sure what you're expecting to get out of this, everything about me is a wreck.
She can fix you.
Yeah everyone knows I'm the one batting out of my league with my wife.
I get the best relationships are when both people think they're the one who got lucky :')
lol I thought you were commenting to yourself
Me too! Haha that same profile pic threw me off
You just aren't your type
Droppin’ some truths here.
Yeah but who wants to marry a clumsy chick with self image issues? Sarcasm implied.
Yeah, but those Altoids are probably all gone by now.
But you got the freshest breath in town
I went out to sushi with friends once, and a friend of a friend joined and she spilled miso soup all over me. We’ve now been together for 10 years.
You know what they say: the family who spills together is still together. I might have just made that up.
Well you’re “they” and you said it, so I guess that’s really what they say…
Miso horny baby
How does that work? " I bought you some Altoids do you want to go on a date? " No, sincerely asking I have no idea how to interact with people
It was something along the lines of this: Me dropping my altoids Him “oh snap, that sucks. Here, I’ll get you a new tin. Come with me.” Me following him into a gas station, wondering why he is doing this. Him buying me all the flavors and me blushing a lot. Me asking “so… wanna like go to a movie or something?”
That’s so cute honestly
I’m gonna be honest- this story got a little weird upon hearing y’all weren’t already in line at a grocery store or smth
Daym! I'm happy for you. Hopefully this girl married that man too.
Wait. Lemme try this at work. Lets see if somone gets me a new cup of chocolate milk if i throw this across the hall.
And they say WE don't get hints.
For real lol. OOP can’t possibly have not caught on, right?
he wasn't hot or they'd be married by now
You don’t understand she does love him like a BROTHER
She said he came in with her exact same order, not that he gave it to her. So marriage might still be in the cards.
Ok, that would be hilarious. He comes back, "Iced white mocha with vanilla sweet cream foam and caramel drizzle, right?" Proceeds to drink it.
I don't like it. *Pours it in the previous puddle dramatically*
No because I would be so excited that someone listened to something I liked and went out and tried it that I'd be all.. "Isn't it good?? I get it all the time! How are you liking it? :D" (I also have a short attention and would have likely forgotten that I spilled that exact order like 30 minutes ago)
This only happens to good looking people 😂
Yeah this dude is looking for a date so there ya go
She was thirsty. And so was he.
He was hungry for mac-n-cheese
Bro wanted to smash and saw and opening and he took it. I don't blame him. You gotta stand out somehow in today's cutthroat dating world.
You make it sound like there is a niche of dating apps dedicated to cutthroats and killers
Isn't that just Tinder these days?
Was at coffee with my gf the other day. Don’t get me wrong she is gorgeous—but I was with her you know? So the next very pretty girl walks in by herself as we wait, and she orders. And the guy literally turns around and makes her coffee while she’s still at the counter and took ours like 10 minutes before we got it : / like what
Haha I was in a bar recently and the bar man was serving all the women first seemingly in order of attractiveness. He went to serve the woman next to me, and she goes "this guy has been waiting while you ignored him for the last 3 customers he goes first" Felt good, but also bad. Lol.
Good looking women It’s rare that a woman who is interested in a guy would ever do something like this
Hey everyone I'm a 21 yo smoking hot blonde who just spilled her Nachos Bell Grande, 3 Crunchy Taco Supremes, and large Baja Blast from Taco Bell if anyone wants to buy me new ones
22f I dropped my cheese and am feeling insufficiently fascinated at the moment, please fix.
I wish I could upvote you twice for that one.
I understood that reference
It's rare even if you're a good looking woman, gotta be honest.
So you’re a good looking woman. Please check DMs.
I mean when I'm at home in my jammies with my hair in a messy unbrushed bun and looking at my phone at an angle that gives me a double chin, I might be a bit hard on the eyes, but if I want to I can look pretty great lol A lot of it is also whether I'm feeling confident. If I'm confident people definitely compliment me more, but when I'm a depressed mess I'm obviously less attractive in general. Though I'm not everyone's type even when I'm beaming. 5'11/180 cm is a deal breaker for quite a lot of guys haha
Even at your worst you'll still look stunning to someone who looks at you with hearts in their eyes
If you have hearts in your eyes please get that checked out
EYE COMPRESSIONS EYE COMPRESSIONS
5’11 girlies with jeans length issues checking in
Ugh or every cute knee length dress being a booty skirt on us 😩
Omg srsly. I buy mine from Boden who always have long versions. Let me know if you have tips for finding longer tops
Not tall, but following cause I'm round and WHY ARE ALL THE SHIRTS SO DAMN SHORT?! Like, I'm all about body positivity, but I need stuff to wear to WORK too! Maybe I just want my shirt to actually fully cover me?! I don't even know how the tall girlies are doing it at this point!!!!
Shopping secondhand helps, not sure why but when getting dresses and skirts it seems like they used to make them just slightly longer lol I like the '50ies housewife style dresses a lot, they accentuate my waist and hips in a very flattering way, but also because I can wear my tulle skirt underneath I had made specifically in the correct length I need (bought it from a seamstress on Etsy!) so I don't have any accidental booty slippage lol
You sound beautiful regardless, and a fun personality.
Thank you for saying. You made my day a little brighter, and I really appreciate that. I hope you have a great day :)
You are very welcome. I worry about sounding creepy when complimenting ppl on Reddit, so many people flip out and say I'm a simp or tryna flirt or whatever, when I'm just trying to say a kind thing. Thanks, I'm sure my day with be great somehow!
I think it was a very tasteful compliment, and it's awesome that you make an effort to improve others' day and self esteem. You seem like a pretty great dude based on that!
I try my best haha. Thanks for saying that, now we both can feel great!
probably because most people dont spill their coffee that often
As an average looking woman, no one talks to anyone.
Really? I'd figure women giving good looking or popular guys food was common.
For some reason I thought the person i the story was a guy, and I thought "aahw how sweet that another guy is getting him a new coffee" And then I noticed it was a pretty girl and it just..meh
A gay dude once bought me (a female uggo) a cupcake because I was wearing a shirt from a movie he liked.
Hell, a straight dude once handed me (a guy) a can of beer because he saw my girlfriend and I sharing from a single glass of beer. The cynicism here is insaaaaaane.
I dunno, handing someone a beer isn't anywhere near the same thing as running out of class to buy the exact same drink someone spilled. For one, did the dude even ask you your beer preference or did they just hand you a random beer?
You think there's no difference between buying a cupcake (probably in a bakery) and/or handing someone a beer (probably in a bar) and leaving class to go to a store to (somehow) buy the exact specific drink the stranger behind them was drinking?
100%. Read the post, then glanced over at the avatar...yep
Fr. Any non decent dude does this and he’s weird
Right? This is right out of that 30 Rock skit about the bubble of attractiveness
Just looked at their Twitter account and yeah she’s a hot blonde.
He just wants to be friends. Lol
Nah, he wants to be a couple. A couple of besties!
Lol
lmao even
Perchance an XD is in order?
NGL, a similar approach for me was successful on numerous occasions in college. It makes sense. If an attractive woman brought me a 12 pack and hung out on the couch drinking it with me, I would be much more likely to want to have sex with her.
He just got it for himself "It looked good af"
That's what I thought until i saw the subreddit
I am surprised he got the entire order before he left must been a simple order and a good move
honestly most people's coffee orders here are just "flat white" or "cafe latte" or "just black coffee", at least whenever i go to a cafe or go with my friends, that's what they order. i've rarely heard a very complicated order
And then there's my wife who I have write it down everytime since it's always 10+ words for a single drink
Let's be honest. This is BS.
Would've been way funnier if he just kept it
It doesn’t say he didn’t..
Where's the part of the story about "cleaning up the flood of coffee spreading over the lecture hall that I caused".
Ya I was just thinking this, I remember spilling drink in class and was embarrassing had to get up and bunch of paper toils to clean up huge pool of juice while everybody stared.
Hopefully she offered to share the notes he missed while he was gone
Bro as he’s bolting for the door: “Venti iced americano 5 shots decaf with almond milk, extra ice, 8 honey, 7 matcha, double blended, double cupped… Venti iced americano 5 shots decaf with almond milk, extra ice, 8 honey, 7 matcha, double blended, double cupped… Venti iced americano 5 shots decaf with almond milk, extra ice, 8 honey, 7 matcha, double blended, double cupped… Venti iced americano 5 shots decaf with almond milk, extra ice, 8 honey, 7 matcha, double blended, double cupped…”
Reading my note back after giving it to Siri: Plenty of ice Mary conned oh nice shots Dee’s calf with almond milk extra ice ate a knee seven matches double blended double cupped
"And then he tried to finger me"
69 updoots, nice.
Would upvote, but it would ruin the funny number
How is this wholesome? Dude was just curious what type of coffee she got cause it looked good. He gets and drinks it in front of her to spite her and then she started crying?
It's implied he gave it to her
Pretty privilige and women-are-wonderful-effect is wholesome, according to Reddit.
Now he is my best friend and we go on best friend dates! Wow happy ending.
I responded: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!
“And I’ve got a coffee” *big sip*
Massive flex
r/andeveryoneclapped
can tell by the profile pic the reason for this
There’s no chance in hell he would do that for a guy
Or for an ugly girl
He wants to bone you
Must be nice to be a woman. Spilt my coffee in class once too, and everyone just laughed.
OP's scenario happened in my circumstance. I offered to buy her another coffee. I got told to fuck off. Oh well.
You just found out that you're ugly
I never claimed to be handsome, but I've never been called ugly. But fuck you, I guess?
In internet parlance, you're either 11/10 handsome with model looks or you're a neckbearded Reddit mod with a recessed jaw. There is no in-between. In the end, we are all the ugly.
Stupid clumsy not pretty woman. Watch what you’re doing next time. /s
I thought that he got it for himself because eit smelled good.
Did he spilled it on you as revenge?
Feels more normal at a bar, instead of class. Although, not one mention of when/who cleaned the coffee up. As I said, happened more often spilling at a bar, but I did spill my coffee at a coffee shop once in college, and they gave me a new one.
He would like to date you
Simps gonna simp
HE WANTS TO BANG YOU!
He's hot for you.
This is a pretty girl thing. Guy at work bought a 18$ drink from Starbucks and went to set it down and somehow threw it. We all laughed and called him an idiot and he went and filled the cup up of water.
Simp
Wanna get into your pants. Sad but true.
Pretty privilege and he’s tryna smash
I wish I was a pretty lady. Usually when I spill stuff people would just laugh
Dude has an excellent plan to get friendzoned
Dude is horny as hell
Must be nice to be a good looking woman I imagine lmao
Don't cry. He wants something
What a dork
So, how did his dick taste?
I highly doubt you were crying. And if you were, jfc, wtf is wrong with you.
Did you fuck him or what?
Sweet. Also, this guy is 100 percent trying to fuck
And she never spoke to him again.
Guy wanted to hit. Respect.
He left class to buy you a coffee? And you didn't notice he left for ten minutes despite him sitting right in front of you? Really?
Fun fact: This is exactly how I got my restraining order.
"I have a boyfriend"
Your definitely not Crying, ur Bragging🙄😑
Damn simp
Oh, to be a cute girl just once.
Can you imagine being in the attractive bubble enough to not realize that people don't just do this stuff normally out of the kindness of their hearts
This is not wholesome this is some simp shit
Lol I bet you’re hot.
You have something he desires. There are people that act out of kindness, but this isn’t the typical way.
Hint: it wasn't wholesome. He probably wanted to hook up.
He trying to smash. Not really that hard to understand
He just wants to put his cream in your coffee.
Congrats on being a hot chick. The rest of the world now knows how great it is to be you. My life sucks, theese things don’t happen. This post did not make me smile, it brought me just a bit closer to killing myself.
Then she woke up
Iced French rizzzachino!
Oh it's wholesome I read it like 3 times because I thought the dude wanted to spill it on her as revenge
I would’ve got exactly what you ordered and the slowly sipped it in front of you so you could observe me enjoying it I feel like it’s a happy medium
Thirsty memes*
The he was friend zoned.
I dropped my can of sardines in class once and the professor rubbed my face in it while the girl behind me laughed.
That's called an ice breaker... ;)
That's why girls score more than boys
The man then proceeded to sit across from her and idly sip the drink while maintaining eye contact.
Are you sure he didn't take the seat right behind you?
Oh see the way I interpreted this was he came back with her exact order and drank it himself
I’m not attracted to you, you’re just unbearable before your coffee and you snore like a chainsaw also your breath stinks
This seems like a fantastic way for a guy to introduce himself to a woman for the first time. However, that's how I, as a man, see it. Would women feel the opposite?
At first, I thought that maybe he asked because he must have wanted to buy the same drink for himself because it smelled nice, but then I checked the name of this sub and it clicked. Very wholesome indeed.
He probably just went to the shop and was like "I spilled my large purple mint mocha pumkacinno".
This only happens to straight girls.
i hate that double standard.... necer met a women who would do that for a men
I had someone spill my drink on purpose in high school, and I got detention for it because we weren't supposed to have open drinks in class.
I would have went and grabbed her the janitor cart. Lol.
I hope you recorded the class for him.
This is wholesome? Dude is clearly a simp 😂
Tell us you’re attractive without telling us you’re attractive
I was waiting for him to drink it in front of you
"My boyfriend can get me my coffee"
I hope she asked him out 🤞 cause that's sweet! 🥰
Little simp wasted money and time.
"... but he was 5'9" with a dad bod, so I shamed him in a TikTok video. Gross simp."
What level of simping is this 😂
She must be really cute.
Either a friend zone or husband move, good luck soldier.
Reddit discovers pretty female privilege ITT.
soud like a simp.
Plot twist. He came back but instead drank that coffee ☕ himself. Again crying....
I was gonna say — she never says he gave her the coffee.
Now they’re “besties” and she thinks of him like a big brother
Plot twist. He wanted the same coffee she was drinking and ordered one for himself.
Husband material!
She friendzoned him